The Zombie Apocolyse is Approaching....

[wiesman02]

The zombie apocolypse is approaching. What are you doing to prepare ?

Stocking up on Guns ? Food ? Bomb Shelters ? Pron ?


Ps: America is an obese nation. I'm pretty sure most of you will make really slow and fat zombies so I'll have no problem out running most of you.





no rubber room, please

 

[RupertPupkin]

whats your source ?

 

[JakeT.]

Zombies are slow. I am not. Problem solved.

 

[RobFunk]

AP article or it didnt happen

 

[wiesman02]

Zombies are slow. I am not. Problem solved.

What about 28 days later ? Those bastards were fast ! You gotta outrun to survive

 

[JakeT.]

What about 28 days later ? Those bastards were fast ! You gotta outrun to survive

Those were British zombies. American zombies are much fatter and slower.

 

[RobFunk]

We lead the league in obesity @ 30% . It would only be fitting the zombies are that way also.

 

[JakeT.]

This guy cannot run well.

<img src="http://www.frank-zietemann.de/Pics/doom3/zombie_fat.jpg">

 

[wiesman02]

We lead the league in obesity @ 30% . It would only be fitting the zombies are that way also.

This is true. But in large numbers, you are screwed. Good thing I'm moving to Oklahoma soon to work for the gov't. low density of pop., as well as the fed gov't on my side.

If hte zombie apocolypse starts, I'll be in the perfect area to survive. I have no problem housing some loyal RXers as long as they bring lots of ammo and / or lots of liquor as we are gonna need both.

 

[DeathEatsaCracker]

Zombies are slow. I am not. Problem solved.

You obviously have not seen this new breed of zombie.

I, for one, am not afraid as I have Chicago Ted on my side.