you're gonna ride your bike for ten days?........wifes gone run around the house in boxers socks and your favorite sports teams sweatshirt.......keep this outfit on for nine more days.......have a minimum of 18 pizzas and 4 1/2 hookers delivered in the interim
My wife was gone for the weekend last weekend, I was pissed, because it may no difference to me if she was gone during football season.
Watched Football all day sat and sunday, do the same everyweekend.