"The Tout Calculator" starring Snake Thompson, produced by Parker Brothers

Quote taken from Snake's website:

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR> NCAA Basketball
Overall Record: 14-13
Over: 0-0
Under: 0-0
Spread Favorites: 2-3
Spread Underdogs: 11-7
ML Favorites: 0-0
ML Underdogs: 0-0
Units +/-: +3.74 Units (for 1 unit/wager)
(2 Unit Plays (Bonus Plays): 2-1
<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

How in the world do you get +3.74 units out of this? LMAO

[This message was edited by hamneggs on 03-21-03 at 05:53 PM.]

 

I wonder if his customers took notice to that

 

[altice]

Out of all the touts and wannabes on this site, I think Snake has the ethics and potential to become the next Jack Price, Stu Feiner, Kevin Duffy etc.

 

[elmer9]

4+4=13,.....6-2=17......2x2=9....etcetcb....typical cuntspeak

 

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by elmer9:
4+4=13,.....6-2=17......2x2=9....etcetcb....typical cuntspeak<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

You of all people shouldn't be talking about math! So how much are you up or rather DOWN in hockey?

 

[elmer9]

boom boom boom ====$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$

 

I love the "bonus plays"...hehe..wtf does that mean?

I see that u can get a free stack of $500 bills with the purchase of a Tout Calculator...another fine Parker Bros product.

 

Snake's NFL (padded) Record


<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>NFL
Overall record: 47-49
Units +/-: +.29 Units (for 1 unit/wager)
(2 Unit Plays (Bonus Plays): 6-4
<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

I have him -6.9 units on 1 unit plays and +3.2 units on "bonus plays"

There is NO WAY that this adds up to + .29 units

 

Snakes CFL (padded) Record

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>NCAA Football
Overall record: 77-67
Units +/-: +8.15 Units (for 1 unit/wager)
(2 Unit Plays (Bonus Plays): 2-3
<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

Ok, so the overall record is 77-67, I get +3.3 units out of that. How does Snake get +8.15 units out of that...this calculator is AMAZING folks!

 

[altice]

Breakfast,

Is this the same calculator, the Enron accountants from Arthur Andersen were using?

 

LMAO

 

Snake's NHL (padded) Record

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>NHL
Overall record: 167-176
Units +/-: +4.39 Units (for 1 unit/wager)
(2 Unit Plays (Bonus Plays): 12-9
<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

Any time that you have more losses than wins, it should strike you as odd that you are in plus figures. I calculate -26.6 units here, the Tout Calculator shows +4.39 units. I am telling you guys that this calculator is AMAZING!

 

Snake's NBA (padded) Record

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR> NBA
Overall record: 129-150
Units +/-: -29.51 Units (for 1 unit/wager)
(2 Unit Plays (Bonus Plays): 7-8
<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

Even when you drop big units, the Tout Calculator saves the day. My calculation shows -36.0 units, whereas the Tout Calculator shows only a -29.51 unit loss. It must be the 7-8 record on the mysterious "bonus plays" that makes the difference here.

 

[TheRooster+]

hammy

NHL record could be based off moneyline dogs, so that shouldn't look too off if he's taking +130-+150 dogs consistently.

As for the other records, what do you expect from a guy that caps 1 hour a day?

ROOSTER

 

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR> Ever ask yourself what a free week of crappy picks is worth to you? <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

A BETTER QUESTION:

Ever ask yourself what a free season of crappy picks is worth to you?

 

Guys

Am I smoking too much indica or is Snake T really padding his record in every single sport (perhaps w/the exception of pucks)??

 

[BigLou+]

hamneggs,

I think it's hilarious that he would use the word "crappy" on his website. Doesn't that sound professional?

Big Lou

 

[BigLou+]

Ever just wished you could get your money back for the losing?

I guess he's skipping English class to do some capping.

Big Lou

 

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Big Lou:

I think it's hilarious that he would use the word "crappy" on his website. Doesn't that sound professional?

Big Lou<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

Lou
IMO, Touts are not professional.

 

[Vikings2]

LMAO