The top ten reasons the Eagles will lose to the Giants

[ATP]

Had some time to kill so came up with a short list of why the Eagles will not win on sunday, see if any of these come to fruition.

#10- birds fly south in the winter, how many will actually show up to fly on sunday?

#9- just like mothers doing laundry, the eagles fold in the playoffs.

#8- eli vs mcnabb via alma matter- Ole Miss wrecked it in the Cotton Bowl scoring 47 pts, Syracuse celebrated by firing its coach.

#7- New Jersey cuts off the sale of Mcnabbs chunky soup until philly leaves town.

#6- Andy Reid loses his mind and inserts Kevin Kobb at halftime.

#5- Unsold Plaxico Burress jerseys are given out with each paid ticket, even the philly fans cannot resist.

#4- Earth, Wind and Fire get an extra week to gather strength to extinguish the endangered ones.

#3- Desean Jackson celebrates prematurely on a surefire Touchdown making an ass of self and giving the ball back to NY.

#2- David "green" Akers like his name suggests, dislikes a messy field and pulls a hamstring in warmups.

#1- game goes to Overtime, McNabb wins the cointoss and thinking back to overtime in the college days decides to play defense first.


all in all should be a great game, just trying to convince myself to stick with G-men in this battle.

 

[Scoops]

Seems like someone has been watching Conans "The year 2000" skit a little too much.
:lol:

:toast:

 

[whalewager]

Only one reason needed.

Mcnabb is a terrible qb in big games...terrible

 

[LLXC13]

#1- game goes to Overtime, McNabb wins the cointoss and thinking back to overtime in the college days decides to play defense first.

But he thought somebody told him OT in playoffs would be a little different...:lolBIG:

 

[attilamm]

hahahaha great one... enjoyed... thanks

I like Phili BTW

 

[billbeater]

ATP, your a funny guy :toast:

 

[709]

You made 10 reasons that Philly will lose to Giants could come down to 1 reason only:
Reason #1 and only 1: You are a NY backer:nohead:

 

[Jetplane]

Can we add that:

Watching last years SB... after they won I saw a bunch of them with their GF's and they are all smoking hot? Probably a common thing for guys with money... lol

 

[PITBULL]

"#10- birds fly south in the winter, how many will actually show up to fly on sunday?"


They will all be flying to Tampa this year.....:finger:

 

[Mr_Mark]

:lolBIG::lolBIG:



nice post ATP

 

[Indianwells]

"#10- birds fly south in the winter, how many will actually show up to fly on sunday?"


They will all be flying to Tampa this year.....:finger:

I'm sure the Coughlin could hook them up with great seats, but they would have to root for the Gmen.

 

[PITBULL]

I'm sure the Coughlin could hook them up with great seats, but they would have to root for the Gmen.

Coughlin is an old bag and a clown. I wouldnt accept a Happy Meal from him. Giants can all go visit Plaxico in jail next week....they will have nothing else to do.....

 

[hebrewnational]

You giants fans are pathetic. All this trash talk is going to get you no where. Eagles roll by 3 in late FG. Akers has been on point as of late, I don't care about the winds.

 

[hebrewnational]

Without plaxico, Philadelphia will put 8 in the box, and Stewart Bradley is a monster.

 

[Stools]

Only one reason needed.

Mcnabb is a terrible qb in big games...terrible

Was last week not a big game?

 

[Cory]

#10- birds fly south in the winter, how many will actually show up to fly on sunday?

Eagles don't migrate.







Eagles +4

 

[ATP]

keep it coming

 

[VIEJODINOSAUR]

Only one reason needed.

Mcnabb is a terrible qb in big games...terrible

Guess we will have to see how bad he is tomorrow...:toast:

 

[LouHoltz]

Had some time to kill so came up with a short list of why the Eagles will not win on sunday, see if any of these come to fruition.

#10- birds fly south in the winter, how many will actually show up to fly on sunday?

#9- just like mothers doing laundry, the eagles fold in the playoffs.

#8- eli vs mcnabb via alma matter- Ole Miss wrecked it in the Cotton Bowl scoring 47 pts, Syracuse celebrated by firing its coach.

#7- New Jersey cuts off the sale of Mcnabbs chunky soup until philly leaves town.

#6- Andy Reid loses his mind and inserts Kevin Kobb at halftime.

#5- Unsold Plaxico Burress jerseys are given out with each paid ticket, even the philly fans cannot resist.

#4- Earth, Wind and Fire get an extra week to gather strength to extinguish the endangered ones.

#3- Desean Jackson celebrates prematurely on a surefire Touchdown making an ass of self and giving the ball back to NY.

#2- David "green" Akers like his name suggests, dislikes a messy field and pulls a hamstring in warmups.

#1- game goes to Overtime, McNabb wins the cointoss and thinking back to overtime in the college days decides to play defense first.


all in all should be a great game, just trying to convince myself to stick with G-men in this battle.

Had some time to kill so just wanted to recap this list

10. Birds are now flying West to play in the NFC championship
9. Eagles= NFC Championship, Giants=home doing laundry
8. Eli throws game breaking int, McNabb controlled the tempo
7. Chunky Soup back on sale, with an eagles win
6. Zero Kevin Kolb sighting
5. Zero Plaxico Burress sighting
4. three 4 and shorts, earth, wind, and fire 0 for 3
3. DJ tackled on the one yard line leading to an eagles TD. No pre mature celebration
2. Akers burried every fg attempt
1. No need for overtime as the eagles took care of buisness the old fashion way.

 

[Scans33]

^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ Great post :aktion033:aktion033:aktion033