The sweet stink of Week 1

[Michelangelo]

For opening week I'm going with the teams who the pundits would have us believe have lost before they get to kickoff. Teams don't lose before the game.

The dissed list:

Buff -7' -100 (vs NYJ)
The money is pouring in on the Jets. You think Buffalo notices that?

The Dissed Doggies:

Wash +1 -108 (vs Philly)
Divisional Home Dog. Redskins are a mess. No wide receivers. Cousins sucks. Rob Kelly ain't much. Daniel Snyder is a hater who refuses to change the team name to Obama's Rainbows.

Detroit +2' -104 (vs Azo)
The mighty Desert Birds are coming to the Automotive City, err what's left of it. Nobody likes Detroit. I think the Birdies get mugged.

Chicago +6' (vs Atl)
The Bears? They suck. Atlanta won the Super Bowl last year. Well. almost. Just go back into hibernation, Bears.

Cleveland +9' -100 (vs Pit)
Big Ben. Antonio Brown. Ne Veon Bell. Nobody can beat those guys. Especially the shit Brownies.

San Fran +4' -103 (vs Car)
The Gay Bay ain't got a chance against those southern Wildcats. Grrrrr. Oooooo swishy.

And the Roadie without a QB.

Indy +3' -105 (@ LAR)
Scott Tolzien sucks polziens. Maybe. But there's 52 other guys who have his back.

Buona Fortuna

 

[chonce]

That reverse line movement w/ San Fran seems awfully brazen.

It is tempting (and horrifying all at once).

 

[Serbone]

Good luck.

Every year when the first day games are over it seems a lot of the "junk" covers... miserable, ugly dogs that seemed to be headed for a bad day.

How about Jax + 5? Jax is a good ugly dog today, too.

 

[ML Dog]

The Best, My Brother. :toast:


This was the Greatest Game....earth ever knew.

Catch Replay of Boise at Washington State, fantastic. Iowa at Iowa State, OK at "the" Ohio State. All Fantastic Watches.

You may be able to locate them via some Deep thing, on your Cable TV....



My Lord :toast:

 

[ML Dog]

That reverse line movement w/ San Fran seems awfully brazen.

It is tempting (and horrifying all at once).

Palo Alto gots So Much Hope, and even More MONEY to just TOSS against The Wall.

RLM Bay Area is a Whole New Beast. That across the board: Sharps can't make yet sense of, may never.


some interesting stuff though, for sure.

 

[Michelangelo]

chonce, I'll take me a little Carlos Hyde, right; Carlos Hyde left; Carlos Hyde over the middle. GL.

Serbone, servin' Jax up as the mudpie cherry. You smelled the stink. GL.

Dog, Wishin' you the bestest 'cause you are the bestest.

Add two more cherries on top of the mudpie:

Oak +2' +100 (@ Tenny)
Which team was 7-1 SU and ATS on the road last year? And which team beat Tenny in Tenny the last two years? Yep. The Draiders.

Jax +5 -108 (@ Hou)
'Cause they suck, suck, suck.

 

[spiderwebb1983]

good luck michelangelo, have a great season

 

[Michelangelo]

Thanks spider. You as well, bro.

 

[ML Dog]

Carlos Hyde, right; Carlos Hyde left; Carlos Hyde over the middle.

we hungry

 

[Michelangelo]

OK Dog. Whatever those shivering girls are saying is OK with me. Think it's something like they like dog meat too. The ugly unwashed dogs took a bite this afternoon.

 

[Michelangelo]

Add:

NY G +6 -108 (@ Dullass)

 

[ROCCO V]

just a bunch of bad teams. I'm particulary pissed I trusted the Titans. Their brand of football is shit.

 

[ML Dog]

OK Dog. Whatever those shivering girls are saying is OK with me. Think it's something like they like dog meat too. The ugly unwashed dogs took a bite this afternoon.

design of Money Management, Brother. Altar We bow down at.

Sixteen More.


Weeks.:toast:




You Roll.

 

[ML Dog]

just a bunch of bad teams. I'm particulary pissed I trusted the Titans. Their brand of football is shit.

That O Line vs.

Raiders


Utah (College) also molded from that same Vagina Mold.

 

[Michelangelo]

Add a couple of Stinky favorites on Monday:

Minny -3 -118 (vs N'Awlins)
Denver -3 +107 (vs SDo)