After reading that article about our pal kenny boy, i am now convinced he will be back.. He says he quit, but we all know that ain't true. 478 posters have said they are done posting here in the last 3 yrs and not one has kept his word. You just CANNOT get out of this place. It is impossible. And it seems that after reading shrinks lifestyle, that he DEFINITELY needs this place. No offence to kenny boy, I love the kid, but he does sound like your everyday loser with the cell, the posting, the emails, the IM's, and the mentioning of how he misses this place, and all. He is no different than all us losers here at rx.. How can he not post here, it's impossible.
So after reading that article and studying Shrink's everyday life, I have now come up with the official odds on Shrink's return here, which now seems imminent..
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Will Kenny be back?
YES -750
NO +550
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O/U in days he will post again?..
11.5 days ov -135
11.5 days un +115
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O/U in days he will post again?
1.5 days ov -680
1.5 days un +540
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O/U in days he will post again?
6.5 days ov -185
6.5 days un +165
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Is kenny a wimp for quitting?
YES -230
NO +190
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Is kenny reading the rx on a regular basis still
YES -2850
NO +2250
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Is kenny just dying to post but is holding himself back and having a hard time?
YES -320
NO +260
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Who will win the 2004 RX Arm Wrestling Challenge at the bash, in which Kenny boy challenged me?
Sick Gambler -170
Shrink +150
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Will Sick Gambler kiss Kenny boy as promised when he sees him at the bash?
YES -115
NO -105
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Will Kenny deck Sick Gambler in the head if he does creep behind him and kiss?
YES -280
NO +240
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So come on Kenny boy, you know you're coming back eventually, so why wait any longer? You have to come back kenny boy because you are a great fade and I need your picks so i can go opposite. Next to wilheim, you gotta be the best fade here at rx. That NBA finals just clinched it for you.. So please come back kenny boy, I am running short of cash and need to make some fast money..
Looking forward to seeing you post again kenny boy.
So after reading that article and studying Shrink's everyday life, I have now come up with the official odds on Shrink's return here, which now seems imminent..
_________
Will Kenny be back?
YES -750
NO +550
_________
O/U in days he will post again?..
11.5 days ov -135
11.5 days un +115
_________
O/U in days he will post again?
1.5 days ov -680
1.5 days un +540
_________
O/U in days he will post again?
6.5 days ov -185
6.5 days un +165
________
Is kenny a wimp for quitting?
YES -230
NO +190
________
Is kenny reading the rx on a regular basis still
YES -2850
NO +2250
__________
Is kenny just dying to post but is holding himself back and having a hard time?
YES -320
NO +260
____
Who will win the 2004 RX Arm Wrestling Challenge at the bash, in which Kenny boy challenged me?
Sick Gambler -170
Shrink +150
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Will Sick Gambler kiss Kenny boy as promised when he sees him at the bash?
YES -115
NO -105
_______
Will Kenny deck Sick Gambler in the head if he does creep behind him and kiss?
YES -280
NO +240
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So come on Kenny boy, you know you're coming back eventually, so why wait any longer? You have to come back kenny boy because you are a great fade and I need your picks so i can go opposite. Next to wilheim, you gotta be the best fade here at rx. That NBA finals just clinched it for you.. So please come back kenny boy, I am running short of cash and need to make some fast money..
Looking forward to seeing you post again kenny boy.