The "REAL" Fade Brandon Lang Thread

[PimpyMcPimp]

I was really surprised to see him on the Giants; he has been riding SF all year and praising Harbaugh; Giants back to back road games; traveling to the West Coast off a huge come back win in New England; typical let down spot here against a team with a solid D and running game...who knows..but I like the fade today!!

I heard him on the radio yesterday talking about how you have to take the points with the Giants in this spot so not surprised by his pick.

 

[THEDIRTYHUSTLER]

anybody catch that spit flying out of his mouth in the video what a pig!

 

[cahrens68]

anybody catch that spit flying out of his mouth in the video what a pig!

funniest shit i ever seen. did you catch the finger to the ear for a lil taste
of earwax

 

[easywind1977]

This man called Lang is a dog with fleas but for some reason I like thi$ dog with flea$!

 

[easywind1977]

I wonder how many people have watched his movie and then went to his site to buy picks?

I wonder how many got completely destroyed butt freaked by their bookie because of the dog with fleas Lang.

 

[SayHeyKid]

Langer still finds a way to shit all over himself and have another losing weekend.


You did it again, Langer!

 

[gmoney22]

Fitting 0-2 end to the weekend for our boy BL. FADE, FADE, and FADE some more

 

[Bennyshoe]

Sweep!! Congrats!!

 

[easywind1977]

So let me get this straight, he left BL dot com, went to Eddie Roman and created a Millionaires Club where he accumulated 1,000 fake dimes.

He came back to BL dot com and then lost those fake dimes? I can't believe Budin allowed him to carry over those fake dimes.

There was a ghoulish elf-like stoner with long hair at my high school. He worshipped Ozzy Osbourne way back before Ozzy was a corporate entity. Someone was heckling him in class and he stood up and screamed at the heckler, "you'll never star in no rock video!"

I laugh because it reminds me of Lang. "You'll never be in my millionaires club!"

Most cappers are 50% at best and just lose juice. B. Lang has taken losing to a whole new level. His chasing only means bigger profits for the faders. He truly is a degenerate mother freaker!

 

[PimpyMcPimp]

BRANDON LANG

BACK @ BRANDONLANG.COM (1/7/11)

200-230-1, -1,422.5 DIMES
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PUMPKINHEAD RESULTS for 11/13

75 DIMES / GIANTS +3.5 / LOSER
30 DIMES / JETS -2 / LOSER

TOTAL: -115.5 DIMES
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PUMPKINHEAD For The Week: 11/8 to 11/14

TUE: 1-0, +40 DIMES

WED: 1-0, +40 DIMES

THU: 0-1, -44 DIMES

FRI: 0-1, -22 DIMES

SAT: 2-0, +105 DIMES

SUN: 0-2, -115.5 DIMES

MON:


This Week Total: 4-4, +3.5 DIMES


LANG LAST 27 WEEKS

11/1 to 11/7: 8-5, -123 DIMES
10/25 to 10/31: 3-13, -369.5 DIMES
10/18 to 10/24: 5-9, -318.5 DIMES
10/11 to 10/17: 7-4, +106 DIMES
10/4 to 10/10: 7-5, +141 DIMES
9/27 to 10/3: 10-1, +279.5 DIMES
9/20 to 9/26: 7-5, +5.5 DIMES
9/13 to 9/19: 4-7, -121 DIMES
9/6 to 9/12: 2-6, -102 DIMES
8/30 to 9/5: 3-4, +8.5 DIMES
8/23 to 8/29: 6-3, +25 DIMES
8/16 to 8/22: 4-7, -16 DIMES
8/9 to 8/15: 2-6, -63 DIMES
8/2 to 8/8: 2-5, -47.25 DIMES
7/26 to 8/1: 4-2, +31.5 DIMES
7/19 to 7/25: 5-2, +32.5 DIMES
7/12 to 7/18: 2-3, +3.5 DIMES
7/5 to 7/11: 3-3, +2.5 DIMES
6/28 to 7/4: 5-2, +35.5 DIMES
6/21 to 6/27: 4-3, +/-0.00 DIMES
6/14 to 6/20: 3-5, -74.5 DIMES
6/7 to 6/13: 4-6-1, +76.5 DIMES
5/31 to 6/6: 6-5, -1 DIME
5/24 to 5/30: 7-7, -176.5 DIMES
5/17 to 5/23: 5-7, -68.75 DIMES
5/10 to 5/16: 4-10, -207 DIMES
5/3 to 5/9: 6-9, +13 DIMES
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Lang's complete record for 2011 is

204-233-1, -1,395.25 DIMES
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Lang for November

12-9, -119.5 DIMES
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November Dimes

100 DIME: 0-1

75 DIME: 1-2
40 DIME: 2-1
30 DIME: 1-2
25 DIME: 2-0
20 DIME: 4-2
15 DIME: 0-1
10 DIME: 2-0
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Lang by Month

October: 29-31, -176 DIMES

September: 19-21, -170.5 DIMES

August: 15-23, -109.25 DIMES

July: 15-12, +58 DIMES

June: 20-17-1, +72 DIMES

May: 23-38, -511.25 DIMES

April: 25-33, -397.75 DIMES

March: 16-18, +12.5 DIMES

February: 16-14, -73 DIMES

January: 14-17, +28 DIMES
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[PimpyMcPimp]

Lang Football Tracker

NFL Preseason

6-6, +10 Dimes


NFL Regular Season

24-21, -269 Dimes

NFL Dime Ratings

100 DIME: 1-3

80 DIME: 0-1
75 DIME: 2-2
50 DIME: 1-1
40 DIME: 3-3
30 DIME: 4-2
25 DIME: 3-1
20 DIME: 10-7
15 DIME: 0-1


NCAA Football

27-30, -206 Dimes

NCAA Dime Ratings

100 DIME: 0-1

75 DIME: 3-3
50 DIME: 1-1
40 DIME: 4-3
30 DIME: 1-2
25 DIME: 4-3
20 DIME: 7-6
15 DIME: 5-6
10 DIME: 2-5

 

[PimpyMcPimp]

Let me guess, in Lang's Monday video he will brush over the fact that he shit his pants Sunday and gave more dimes back than he won Saturday. Then he will tell us that his winning week all comes down to Monday night and winning weeks are all that matter.

Then he will spit, pick his ear and fart on camera.

 

[SayHeyKid]

It wouldn't surprise me to see this charlatan do something such as take a small dog ML in ncaabb for 25 dimes or so, while taking an NFL play for 30 dimes - that way if onewins he'll have a winning week of under 10 dimes and be able to use it as spin for the Tuesday video.

Brandon Link, we all know you read this and I just want to reiterate one more time that you truly are a piece of shit.

Keep them picks coming Langer <><>

 

[chevycola]

So let me get this straight, he left BL dot com, went to Eddie Roman and created a Millionaires Club where he accumulated 1,000 fake dimes.

He came back to BL dot com and then lost those fake dimes? I can't believe Budin allowed him to carry over those fake dimes.

That might have been the plan all along. Lang is a name. That much you can't deny. But they had to rehabilitate his terrible numbers. So they toss this bum Roman a bone, let Lang hang on his site and build up another fake record - like his Super Bowls, then presto! They 'rehire' him - and along with him comes a bunch of un-documented wins. SCAM 101.

 

[ekg222004]

What time will the play be posted?

 

[PimpyMcPimp]

What time will the play be posted?

2100 Zulu Time.

 

[PimpyMcPimp]

It's all about taking care of business on Monday Night,says the Langatang!

 

[PimpyMcPimp]

Lang going with the old "right side, wrong result" excuse for the Giants not covering.

Lang has more excuses on why he loses than a dead horse has flies.

 

[PimpyMcPimp]

Long Term Loser Lang Monday Video

His free pick is Vikes/Pack under 25 (1st Half)

 

[cincy_]

Where are Lang's little bitches today?

They showed up yesterday after Lang went 2-0 on NCAAF.

Then Lang goes 0-fer, and the little bitches don't have jack to say ...

Where are they? Are they ok? Did they choke on someone's dick and suffocate?