The "REAL" Fade Brandon Lang Thread

[PimpyMcPimp]

BRANDON LANG

BACK @ BRANDONLANG.COM (1/7/11)

198-228-1, -1,412 Dimes
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PUMPKINHEAD RESULTS for 11/11

20 DIMES / SYRACUSE +3.5 / LOSER

TOTAL: -22 DIMES
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PUMPKINHEAD For The Week: 11/8 to 11/14

TUE: 1-0, +40 DIMES

WED: 1-0, +40 DIMES

THU: 0-1, -44 DIMES

FRI: 0-1, -22 DIMES

SAT:

SUN:

MON:


This Week Total: 2-2, +14 DIMES


LANG LAST 27 WEEKS

11/1 to 11/7: 8-5, -123 DIMES
10/25 to 10/31: 3-13, -369.5 DIMES
10/18 to 10/24: 5-9, -318.5 DIMES
10/11 to 10/17: 7-4, +106 DIMES
10/4 to 10/10: 7-5, +141 DIMES
9/27 to 10/3: 10-1, +279.5 DIMES
9/20 to 9/26: 7-5, +5.5 DIMES
9/13 to 9/19: 4-7, -121 DIMES
9/6 to 9/12: 2-6, -102 DIMES
8/30 to 9/5: 3-4, +8.5 DIMES
8/23 to 8/29: 6-3, +25 DIMES
8/16 to 8/22: 4-7, -16 DIMES
8/9 to 8/15: 2-6, -63 DIMES
8/2 to 8/8: 2-5, -47.25 DIMES
7/26 to 8/1: 4-2, +31.5 DIMES
7/19 to 7/25: 5-2, +32.5 DIMES
7/12 to 7/18: 2-3, +3.5 DIMES
7/5 to 7/11: 3-3, +2.5 DIMES
6/28 to 7/4: 5-2, +35.5 DIMES
6/21 to 6/27: 4-3, +/-0.00 DIMES
6/14 to 6/20: 3-5, -74.5 DIMES
6/7 to 6/13: 4-6-1, +76.5 DIMES
5/31 to 6/6: 6-5, -1 DIME
5/24 to 5/30: 7-7, -176.5 DIMES
5/17 to 5/23: 5-7, -68.75 DIMES
5/10 to 5/16: 4-10, -207 DIMES
5/3 to 5/9: 6-9, +13 DIMES
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Lang's complete record for 2011 is

202-231-1, -1,375.25 DIMES
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Lang for November

10-7, -109 DIMES
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November Dimes

100 DIME: 0-1

75 DIME: 0-1
40 DIME: 2-1
30 DIME: 0-1
25 DIME: 2-0
20 DIME: 4-2
15 DIME: 0-1
10 DIME: 2-0
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Lang by Month

October: 29-31, -176 DIMES

September: 19-21, -170.5 DIMES

August: 15-23, -109.25 DIMES

July: 15-12, +58 DIMES

June: 20-17-1, +72 DIMES

May: 23-38, -511.25 DIMES

April: 25-33, -397.75 DIMES

March: 16-18, +12.5 DIMES

February: 16-14, -73 DIMES

January: 14-17, +28 DIMES
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[PimpyMcPimp]

Lang Football Tracker

NFL Preseason

6-6, +10 Dimes


NFL Regular Season

24-19, -153.5 Dimes

NFL Dime Ratings

100 DIME: 1-3

80 DIME: 0-1
75 DIME: 2-1
50 DIME: 1-1
40 DIME: 3-3
30 DIME: 4-1
25 DIME: 3-1
20 DIME: 10-7
15 DIME: 0-1


NCAA Football

25-30, -311 Dimes

NCAA Dime Ratings

100 DIME: 0-1

75 DIME: 2-3
50 DIME: 1-1
40 DIME: 4-3
30 DIME: 0-2
25 DIME: 4-3
20 DIME: 7-6
15 DIME: 5-6
10 DIME: 2-5

 

[chevycola]

Two losers in a row. Expect more teaser garbage Saturday.

 

[SteveMasters]

the lang man took it up the ass again good gang

 

[easywind1977]

RED ALERT - RED ALERT - RED ALERT

famous last words from a fraud loser! The only red alert is the number of bankrolls this idiot has destroyed.

"I have never loved a Saturday card more than I do today" - more famous words from a scam artist.

If he picked Oregon then I will have to cancel my bet. I was on Syracuse last night and did not know this black cloud Lang was on them too. "F" me!

 

[PimpyMcPimp]

Long Term Loser Lang Saturday Video

His Bonus Play is on Southern Miss. -9, same as Budin's paid play.


This fool is already talking about his biggest Sunday ever, so that means he must already know he's going to lose his ass today and he's got Sunday's chase already prepared.

 

[easywind1977]

If Lang owned a funeral home no one would die.

If he was a waiter at a restaurant he would "F" up an order of waters.

If he invested money in BP today then tomorrow the government would ban gas powered cars.

He is unlucky because karma is a bitch. That movie and story was all lies and fraudulent and so now life is paying him back.

 

[Oceanview]

From across the hall:
75 Dime play - Western Kentucky + 42
25 Dime play - Oregon + 3 1/2

 

[tarheelblue86]

wow, i didn't think it could get more pathetic than a "professional handicapper" giving out 6 and 7 point teasers as his plays, but lang will always cease to amaze me. 75 dimes on a 42 point spread? lang if you're reading this you should be embarrased

 

[runner5k]

Lang and Benton with big dime plays on the exact same games....hmmm

 

[FGators]

Did Lang advise to buy the half point to protect yourself in case Western Kentucky is down by 6 touchdowns?

 

[chevycola]

From across the hall:
75 Dime play - Western Kentucky + 42
25 Dime play - Oregon + 3 1/2

A 75 dime selection on a 42 point spread?? :WTF:

Win or lose, this is beyond absurd. It's make-believe. I hope Lang realizes that MANY bookies and some casinos won't even have this game on the board. I'm hoping mine does, but for Christ's sake, this is ludicrous.

 

[June_Jones]

Historic day for 'professional' handicapper. Taking a sun belt team on the road vs the #1 team in the country??? This 75 dime play should be provided with a large tube of Vaseline...LSU will be up by 4 TD's at half.

 

[cahrens68]

i never seen a bigger group of whining bitches. who cares what game it is?
y'all a bunch of faders. so shut the fuck up and fade.

 

[uwilose]

2nd that you whiney cry babies, nobody wants your opinion just shut up and fade. It is bad enough you have a dingle berry leader in Pimpy

 

[chevycola]

Who's whining now? You idiots. We aren't whining, we are MOCKING that dumbass and having some fun while winning some money.

The only thing worse than actual whining (which isn't happening except in the case of the previous 2 posts) is either a fucking troll or a fucking idiot WHINING about WHINING.

Drop dead dummy. :trx-smly0

 

[easywind1977]

Burn slow

Like blunts filled with yayo

 

[Lostyet]

Nice, I was looking for an evening 2 teamer.

 

[PimpyMcPimp]

Well isn't that special, cahrens68 posts something stupid and his boyfriend uwilose comes to support him.

What a loving relationship they have. :flies:

 

[SteveMasters]

i wanna see lsu up 55-0 at the half