The "REAL" Fade Brandon Lang Thread

[PimpyMcPimp]

Long Term Loser Lang Thursday Video

His free pick is on the Houston Cougars who are around a 35 point road favorite over crappy Tulane.

 

[RedSeal]

this sucks i like both of his plays... oh well i would rather trust that hes going to screw it up over me getting it right lol

 

[PimpyMcPimp]

Both his paid play and freebie pick are the public sides, especially Houston. Lang is the face of Joe Public... and Joe Public is one ugly MoFo, lol.

 

[Oceanview]

Bonus Play: Houston - 34.5

 

[Oceanview]

His damn videos are getting longer!!

 

[chevycola]

Lang has to be happy. A couple of wins, and then finally, someone this football season who he looks GOOD next to. He should be thankful for Jerry Sandusky. The only difference between him and Lang is that Lang only fucks over paying ADULTS.

 

[PimpyMcPimp]

BRANDON LANG

BACK @ BRANDONLANG.COM (1/7/11)

198-227-1, -1,390 Dimes
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PUMPKINHEAD RESULTS for 11/10

40 DIMES / GEORGIA TECH +2 / LOSER

TOTAL: -44 DIMES
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PUMPKINHEAD For The Week: 11/8 to 11/14

TUE: 1-0, +40 DIMES

WED: 1-0, +40 DIMES

THU: 0-1, -44 DIMES

FRI:

SAT:

SUN:

MON:


This Week Total: 2-1, +36 DIMES


LANG LAST 27 WEEKS

11/1 to 11/7: 8-5, -123 DIMES
10/25 to 10/31: 3-13, -369.5 DIMES
10/18 to 10/24: 5-9, -318.5 DIMES
10/11 to 10/17: 7-4, +106 DIMES
10/4 to 10/10: 7-5, +141 DIMES
9/27 to 10/3: 10-1, +279.5 DIMES
9/20 to 9/26: 7-5, +5.5 DIMES
9/13 to 9/19: 4-7, -121 DIMES
9/6 to 9/12: 2-6, -102 DIMES
8/30 to 9/5: 3-4, +8.5 DIMES
8/23 to 8/29: 6-3, +25 DIMES
8/16 to 8/22: 4-7, -16 DIMES
8/9 to 8/15: 2-6, -63 DIMES
8/2 to 8/8: 2-5, -47.25 DIMES
7/26 to 8/1: 4-2, +31.5 DIMES
7/19 to 7/25: 5-2, +32.5 DIMES
7/12 to 7/18: 2-3, +3.5 DIMES
7/5 to 7/11: 3-3, +2.5 DIMES
6/28 to 7/4: 5-2, +35.5 DIMES
6/21 to 6/27: 4-3, +/-0.00 DIMES
6/14 to 6/20: 3-5, -74.5 DIMES
6/7 to 6/13: 4-6-1, +76.5 DIMES
5/31 to 6/6: 6-5, -1 DIME
5/24 to 5/30: 7-7, -176.5 DIMES
5/17 to 5/23: 5-7, -68.75 DIMES
5/10 to 5/16: 4-10, -207 DIMES
5/3 to 5/9: 6-9, +13 DIMES
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Lang's complete record for 2011 is

202-230-1, -1,353.25 DIMES
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Lang for November

10-6, -87 DIMES
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November Dimes

100 DIME: 0-1

75 DIME: 0-1
40 DIME: 2-1
30 DIME: 0-1
25 DIME: 2-0
20 DIME: 4-1
15 DIME: 0-1
10 DIME: 2-0
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Lang by Month

October: 29-31, -176 DIMES

September: 19-21, -170.5 DIMES

August: 15-23, -109.25 DIMES

July: 15-12, +58 DIMES

June: 20-17-1, +72 DIMES

May: 23-38, -511.25 DIMES

April: 25-33, -397.75 DIMES

March: 16-18, +12.5 DIMES

February: 16-14, -73 DIMES

January: 14-17, +28 DIMES
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[PimpyMcPimp]

Lang Football Tracker

NFL Preseason

6-6, +10 Dimes


NFL Regular Season

24-19, -153.5 Dimes

NFL Dime Ratings

100 DIME: 1-3

80 DIME: 0-1
75 DIME: 2-1
50 DIME: 1-1
40 DIME: 3-3
30 DIME: 4-1
25 DIME: 3-1
20 DIME: 10-7
15 DIME: 0-1


NCAA Football

25-29, -289 Dimes

NCAA Dime Ratings

100 DIME: 0-1

75 DIME: 2-3
50 DIME: 1-1
40 DIME: 4-3
30 DIME: 0-2
25 DIME: 4-3
20 DIME: 7-5
15 DIME: 5-6
10 DIME: 2-5

 

[Oceanview]

From across the hall:
20 dime play - Syracuse + 4

 

[Oceanview]

He had to have been pissed about last night; GA Tech blew it!! Typical Lang luck - loved it!

 

[PimpyMcPimp]

Long Term Loser Lang Friday Video

Free Pick is Syracuse-South Florida over in the first half.

 

[PimpyMcPimp]

He had to have been pissed about last night; GA Tech blew it!! Typical Lang luck - loved it!

Always fun to watch the Lang curse in action.

 

[chevycola]

My favorite quote was "I don't mind losing football games...ABSOLUTELY!" ;+)-

OF COURSE YOU DON'T BRANDON!! Because

1) you lose them REGULARLY - so it's nothing new.

2) YOU don't LOSE ANYTHING when you lose, because YOU don't BET any MONEY on your lousy picks. We on the other hand LOVE the fact that you lose so many picks - because WE DO bet REAL money - against you! ointer:

 

[SteveMasters]

lets hope lang gets powerfucked again guys!

 

[Smoke_O]

Please note that Syracuse was never +4 today....majority books opened this morning selling +3.5 and that number was gone by mid-day. So grade this jerk at either +3.5 or +3. With that said I'm wouldn't back a team winless in the Big East and losers of 4 in a row as road favs. They have no business laying these kinds of points.

 

[PimpyMcPimp]

Please note that Syracuse was never +4 today....majority books opened this morning selling +3.5 and that number was gone by mid-day. So grade this jerk at either +3.5 or +3. With that said I'm wouldn't back a team winless in the Big East and losers of 4 in a row as road favs. They have no business laying these kinds of points.

It was at +4 real early in the morning. I don't know the exact time Lang released his play but it will most likely be graded at +3.

 

[Smoke_O]

It was at +4 real early in the morning. I don't know the exact time Lang released his play but it will most likely be graded at +3.

Im using DonBest, so this is not a presumption, I looked at the line moves on this game across the board. Unless people are booking bets in anticipation of fading Lang on Friday 12am - 8:30am this morning (when 4 was available) they never saw -4/+4...ALL books were selling 3.5 by 9:00am eastern time. Lang did not release this play by then...thats all

 

[Oceanview]

When I saw the play and checked the line at Don Best & Las Vegas Insiders & off shore account... it was at 3.5 firm at all sites...time was ~10:30 EST.

Im using DonBest, so this is not a presumption, I looked at the line moves on this game across the board. Unless people are booking bets in anticipation of fading Lang on Friday 12am - 8:30am this morning (when 4 was available) they never saw -4/+4...ALL books were selling 3.5 by 9:00am eastern time. Lang did not release this play by then...thats all

 

[Oceanview]

I hope the line isn't a factor...looking good so far...they made another movie based on Lang's life...called THE COOLER!!!!

 

[BettingFoodStamps]

Up 10 at half. I got it at -3 like most of you probably did. Finish em off USF