The "REAL" Fade Brandon Lang Thread

[PimpyMcPimp]

Long Term Loser Lang Thursday Video

Lang has a 10 dime play for pre-season football starting tonight between the Jags-Patriots.

Funny how in his video he says he is taking a break from the baseball diamond and will pick it back up Friday but his website has a 10 dime bonus baseball play on the Brewers-Cards game.

Looks like even Lang doesn't know what the fuck is going on with his own bets or his own web page.

 

[yanks11pm]

Whatssss up guys!

So nobody posts plays anymore? I may buy a month package the day before start of NFL Season for everyone, I haven't faded Lang or looked at this thread since wayyy back on the NCAA Finals.

Thanks Pimpy for continuing to post record!

 

[PimpyMcPimp]

Whatssss up guys!

So nobody posts plays anymore? I may buy a month package the day before start of NFL Season for everyone, I haven't faded Lang or looked at this thread since wayyy back on the NCAA Finals.

Thanks Pimpy for continuing to post record!

The paid plays all went underground but Lang hasn't been worth fading since the NBA ended. All he throws up now is 10 dime plays and when he gets in a hole he chases with a 25 dimer.

Things should start to pick up now that the NFL season is gearing up.

In other news Lang's wife took the kid and left loser Brandon in the dust. He owes at least 5 different people money, probably more, for over 600K. He had to move in with his mother who lives in Vegas because he's broke. He got fired 3 times from different caddy jobs for annoying the customers and once for stealing a wallet. He now parks cars in Vegas and they only make movies about winners because that's him.

@)

 

[yanks11pm]

The paid plays all went underground but Lang hasn't been worth fading since the NBA ended. All he throws up now is 10 dime plays and when he gets in a hole he chases with a 25 dimer.

Things should start to pick up now that the NFL season is gearing up.

In other news Lang's wife took the kid and left loser Brandon in the dust. He owes at least 5 different people money, probably more, for over 600K. He had to move in with his mother who lives in Vegas because he's broke. He got fired 3 times from different caddy jobs for annoying the customers and once for stealing a wallet. He now parks cars in Vegas and they only make movies about winners because that's him.

@)

This is one of the greatest posts ever!!!

But he always is terrible at football. I am definitely investing $379 to help all of you out and to win in weeks 1-4 in NFL and NCAAF, and if everything goes good, like the Langer i know I will prob buy another month

 

[PimpyMcPimp]

BRANDON LANG

BACK @ BRANDONLANG.COM (1/7/11)

129-154-1, -899 Dimes
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PUMPKINHEAD RESULTS for 8/11

10 DIMES / BREWERS (ML) +115 / LOSER
10 DIMES / JAGUARS +3.5 / LOSER

TOTAL: -21 DIMES
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PUMPKINHEAD For The Week: 8/9 to 8/15

TUE: 1-0, +10.5 DIMES

WED: 0-1, -10 DIMES

THU: 0-2, -21 DIMES

FRI:

SAT:

SUN:

MON:


This Week Total: 1-3, -20.5 DIMES


LANG LAST 14 WEEKS

8/2 to 8/8: 2-5, -47.25 DIMES
7/26 to 8/1: 4-2, +31.5 DIMES
7/19 to 7/25: 5-2, +32.5 DIMES
7/12 to 7/18: 2-3, +3.5 DIMES
7/5 to 7/11: 3-3, +2.5 DIMES
6/28 to 7/4: 5-2, +35.5 DIMES
6/21 to 6/27: 4-3, +/-0.00 DIMES
6/14 to 6/20: 3-5, -74.5 DIMES
6/7 to 6/13: 4-6-1, +76.5 DIMES
5/31 to 6/6: 6-5, -1 DIME
5/24 to 5/30: 7-7, -176.5 DIMES
5/17 to 5/23: 5-7, -68.75 DIMES
5/10 to 5/16: 4-10, -207 DIMES
5/3 to 5/9: 6-9, +13 DIMES
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Lang's complete record for 2011 is

133-157-1, -863.25 DIMES
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Lang for August

4-8, -51.75 DIMES
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August Dimes

25 DIME: 0-1
10 DIME: 4-7
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Lang by Month

July: 15-12, +58 DIMES

June: 20-17-1, +72 DIMES

May: 23-38, -511.25 DIMES

April: 25-33, -397.75 DIMES

March: 16-18, +12.5 DIMES

February: 16-14, -73 DIMES

January: 14-17, +28 DIMES
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[PimpyMcPimp]

No video from Lang today because he just doesn't like to do them after he loses.

His mommy had to give him his binky and put him down for a nap after he went 0-2 last night.

 

[PimpyMcPimp]

The new rumor is Lang got fired, again, from his car parking job and is now working as a ticket taker at a movie theater in Vegas.

Well that would explain the movie posters behind him in his videos.

 

[gmoney22]

The new rumor is Lang got fired, again, from his car parking job and is now working as a ticket taker at a movie theater in Vegas.

Well that would explain the movie posters behind him in his videos.

This poor bastard is on a serious roll. He keeps jobs at the same rate as he loses sports bets. We are suppose to believe "movies are only made about winners"???. I guess the next Langer movie will be titled "Life aboard the Titantic." FADE, FADE and FADE some more

 

[PimpyMcPimp]

BRANDON LANG

BACK @ BRANDONLANG.COM (1/7/11)

129-155-1, -910 Dimes
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PUMPKINHEAD RESULTS for 8/12

10 DIMES / 49ERS-SAINTS o35.5 / LOSER

TOTAL: -11 DIMES
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PUMPKINHEAD For The Week: 8/9 to 8/15

TUE: 1-0, +10.5 DIMES

WED: 0-1, -10 DIMES

THU: 0-2, -21 DIMES

FRI: 0-1, -11 DIMES

SAT:

SUN:

MON:


This Week Total: 1-4, -31.5 DIMES


LANG LAST 14 WEEKS

8/2 to 8/8: 2-5, -47.25 DIMES
7/26 to 8/1: 4-2, +31.5 DIMES
7/19 to 7/25: 5-2, +32.5 DIMES
7/12 to 7/18: 2-3, +3.5 DIMES
7/5 to 7/11: 3-3, +2.5 DIMES
6/28 to 7/4: 5-2, +35.5 DIMES
6/21 to 6/27: 4-3, +/-0.00 DIMES
6/14 to 6/20: 3-5, -74.5 DIMES
6/7 to 6/13: 4-6-1, +76.5 DIMES
5/31 to 6/6: 6-5, -1 DIME
5/24 to 5/30: 7-7, -176.5 DIMES
5/17 to 5/23: 5-7, -68.75 DIMES
5/10 to 5/16: 4-10, -207 DIMES
5/3 to 5/9: 6-9, +13 DIMES
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Lang's complete record for 2011 is

133-158-1, -874.25 DIMES
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Lang for August

4-9, -62.75 DIMES
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August Dimes

25 DIME: 0-1
10 DIME: 4-8
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Lang by Month

July: 15-12, +58 DIMES

June: 20-17-1, +72 DIMES

May: 23-38, -511.25 DIMES

April: 25-33, -397.75 DIMES

March: 16-18, +12.5 DIMES

February: 16-14, -73 DIMES

January: 14-17, +28 DIMES
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[PimpyMcPimp]

Long Term Loser Lang Saturday Video

Lang already knows he can't get a winning week this week with his pissy little 10 dime plays, so he announces in his video that he will have a big play coming within the next couple of days... well duh! We already knew he would chase the winning week with a whatever dime play would get him over the top. The ass clown is so fucking transparent.

Brandon Lang the Chaser! A leopard doesn't change his spots and neither does Lang! That's why he loses year after year after year.

 

[PimpyMcPimp]

BRANDON LANG

BACK @ BRANDONLANG.COM (1/7/11)

129-156-1, -920 Dimes
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PUMPKINHEAD RESULTS for 8/13

10 DIMES / RAYS (ML) +140 / LOSER

TOTAL: -10 DIMES
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PUMPKINHEAD For The Week: 8/9 to 8/15

TUE: 1-0, +10.5 DIMES

WED: 0-1, -10 DIMES

THU: 0-2, -21 DIMES

FRI: 0-1, -11 DIMES

SAT: 0-1, -10 DIMES

SUN:

MON:


This Week Total: 1-5, -41.5 DIMES


LANG LAST 14 WEEKS

8/2 to 8/8: 2-5, -47.25 DIMES
7/26 to 8/1: 4-2, +31.5 DIMES
7/19 to 7/25: 5-2, +32.5 DIMES
7/12 to 7/18: 2-3, +3.5 DIMES
7/5 to 7/11: 3-3, +2.5 DIMES
6/28 to 7/4: 5-2, +35.5 DIMES
6/21 to 6/27: 4-3, +/-0.00 DIMES
6/14 to 6/20: 3-5, -74.5 DIMES
6/7 to 6/13: 4-6-1, +76.5 DIMES
5/31 to 6/6: 6-5, -1 DIME
5/24 to 5/30: 7-7, -176.5 DIMES
5/17 to 5/23: 5-7, -68.75 DIMES
5/10 to 5/16: 4-10, -207 DIMES
5/3 to 5/9: 6-9, +13 DIMES
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Lang's complete record for 2011 is

133-159-1, -884.25 DIMES
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Lang for August

4-10, -72.75 DIMES
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August Dimes

25 DIME: 0-1
10 DIME: 4-9
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Lang by Month

July: 15-12, +58 DIMES

June: 20-17-1, +72 DIMES

May: 23-38, -511.25 DIMES

April: 25-33, -397.75 DIMES

March: 16-18, +12.5 DIMES

February: 16-14, -73 DIMES

January: 14-17, +28 DIMES
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[PimpyMcPimp]

No Sunday video from Lang because we all know he hates to do them when he's losing.

Get ready for a big chase play on Monday.

 

[gmoney22]

30 dime chase on a meaningless preseason game. *shaking my head* FADE, FADE and FADE some more

 

[PimpyMcPimp]

Well first of all Lang claiming he had the Blow Jays yesterday at +120 is a bunch of shit. Looking over the Vegas odds and the offshore odds the best I would give him would be +115. Hell, the Mirage was +115 all day and dropped to +110 before the game started. The Hilton was +120 until around 10:30 AM but then dropped to finish at +110, and we all know Lang's policy of waiting on a dog before you bet so fuck him, I'm grading the play at +115. So even if Lang's obvious 30 dime chase play hits he won't be getting his precious winning week of a half a point, but he will break even.

 

[PimpyMcPimp]

BRANDON LANG

BACK @ BRANDONLANG.COM (1/7/11)

130-156-1, -908.5 Dimes
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PUMPKINHEAD RESULTS for 8/14

10 DIMES / BLUE JAYS (ML) +115 / WINNER

TOTAL: +11.5 DIMES
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PUMPKINHEAD For The Week: 8/9 to 8/15

TUE: 1-0, +10.5 DIMES

WED: 0-1, -10 DIMES

THU: 0-2, -21 DIMES

FRI: 0-1, -11 DIMES

SAT: 0-1, -10 DIMES

SUN: 1-0, +11.5 DIMES

MON:


This Week Total: 2-5, -30 DIMES


LANG LAST 14 WEEKS

8/2 to 8/8: 2-5, -47.25 DIMES
7/26 to 8/1: 4-2, +31.5 DIMES
7/19 to 7/25: 5-2, +32.5 DIMES
7/12 to 7/18: 2-3, +3.5 DIMES
7/5 to 7/11: 3-3, +2.5 DIMES
6/28 to 7/4: 5-2, +35.5 DIMES
6/21 to 6/27: 4-3, +/-0.00 DIMES
6/14 to 6/20: 3-5, -74.5 DIMES
6/7 to 6/13: 4-6-1, +76.5 DIMES
5/31 to 6/6: 6-5, -1 DIME
5/24 to 5/30: 7-7, -176.5 DIMES
5/17 to 5/23: 5-7, -68.75 DIMES
5/10 to 5/16: 4-10, -207 DIMES
5/3 to 5/9: 6-9, +13 DIMES
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Lang's complete record for 2011 is

134-159-1, -872.75 DIMES
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Lang for August

5-10, -61.25 DIMES
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August Dimes

25 DIME: 0-1
10 DIME: 5-9
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Lang by Month

July: 15-12, +58 DIMES

June: 20-17-1, +72 DIMES

May: 23-38, -511.25 DIMES

April: 25-33, -397.75 DIMES

March: 16-18, +12.5 DIMES

February: 16-14, -73 DIMES

January: 14-17, +28 DIMES
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[PimpyMcPimp]

No video from Lang again today because his mom didn't do his laundry and he doesn't have any clean shirts... and it's obvious he's embarrassed to show his face and talk about his pre season football chase play.

 

[FGators]

Why doesn't he make it a 40 dimer since it doesn't mean anything anyway? It's amazing how much the man doesn't change.

 

[PimpyMcPimp]

BRANDON LANG

BACK @ BRANDONLANG.COM (1/7/11)

130-157-1, -941.5 Dimes
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PUMPKINHEAD RESULTS for 8/15

30 DIMES / JETS +3 / LOSER

TOTAL: -33 DIMES
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PUMPKINHEAD For The Week: 8/9 to 8/15

TUE: 1-0, +10.5 DIMES

WED: 0-1, -10 DIMES

THU: 0-2, -21 DIMES

FRI: 0-1, -11 DIMES

SAT: 0-1, -10 DIMES

SUN: 1-0, +11.5 DIMES

MON: 0-1, -33 DIMES


This Week Total: 2-6, -63 DIMES


LANG LAST 14 WEEKS

8/2 to 8/8: 2-5, -47.25 DIMES
7/26 to 8/1: 4-2, +31.5 DIMES
7/19 to 7/25: 5-2, +32.5 DIMES
7/12 to 7/18: 2-3, +3.5 DIMES
7/5 to 7/11: 3-3, +2.5 DIMES
6/28 to 7/4: 5-2, +35.5 DIMES
6/21 to 6/27: 4-3, +/-0.00 DIMES
6/14 to 6/20: 3-5, -74.5 DIMES
6/7 to 6/13: 4-6-1, +76.5 DIMES
5/31 to 6/6: 6-5, -1 DIME
5/24 to 5/30: 7-7, -176.5 DIMES
5/17 to 5/23: 5-7, -68.75 DIMES
5/10 to 5/16: 4-10, -207 DIMES
5/3 to 5/9: 6-9, +13 DIMES
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Lang's complete record for 2011 is

134-160-1, -905.75 DIMES
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Lang for August

5-11, -94.25 DIMES
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August Dimes

30 DIME: 0-1
25 DIME: 0-1
10 DIME: 5-9
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Lang by Month

July: 15-12, +58 DIMES

June: 20-17-1, +72 DIMES

May: 23-38, -511.25 DIMES

April: 25-33, -397.75 DIMES

March: 16-18, +12.5 DIMES

February: 16-14, -73 DIMES

January: 14-17, +28 DIMES
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[PimpyMcPimp]

Long Term Loser Lang Tuesday Video

ONCE AGAIN Lang's chase play blows up in his face because he is a loser and that's what happens to losers who chase.

He's still bragging about his so-called 6 of 8 winning weeks but he has dropped more dimes these past 2 weeks than he won, lol.

By the way, Lang is now 0-3, -55 dimes in NFL Pre-Season games.

 

[FGators]

Didn't he start off the NBA and college basketball seasons with awful losing streaks? He's bad in general but absolutely horrendous trying to prognosticate games at the beginning of a season.