The "REAL" Fade Brandon Lang Thread

[PimpyMcPimp]

The Journey For Another Losing Week Starts Now!

15 DIME ODDSMAKER ERROR PLAYOFF WINNER

Hawks/Bulls Under 181


10 DIME BANKROLL BUILDING MONEY MOVE

Phillies -115


FREE PICK LOSER

Indians -140

 

[PimpyMcPimp]

Is it safe to say that along with butchering the english language, Lang's math skills aren't the greatest either?

33 + 15 = 40 hno:

 

[PimpyMcPimp]

BRANDON LANG

BACK @ BRANDONLANG.COM (1/7/11)

75-92, -491.5 Dimes
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PUMPKINHEAD RESULTS for 5/10

15 DIMES / HAWKS-BULLS u181 / WINNER
10 DIMES / PHILLIES (ML) -115 / LOSER

TOTAL: +3.5 DIMES
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PUMPKINHEAD For The Week: 5/10 to 5/16

TUE: 1-1, +3.5 DIMES

WED:

THU:

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This Week Total: 1-1, +3.5 DIMES


LANG LAST WEEK

5/3 to 5/9: 6-9, +13 DIMES
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Lang's complete record for 2011 is

79-95, -446.25 DIMES
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Lang For May

8-13, -16 DIMES
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May Dimes

50 DIME: 1-1
30 DIME: 1-2
25 DIME: 0-2
20 DIME: 0-1
15 DIME: 5-3
10 DIME: 1-4
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Lang by Month

April: 25-33, -397.75 DIMES

March: 16-18, +12.5 DIMES

February: 16-14, -73 DIMES

January: 14-17, +28 DIMES
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[PimpyMcPimp]

Loser Lang Wednesday Video

I haven't seen Lang's plays posted yet but he has a 100 Dime play tonight in the NBA and a 15 Dime MLB Underdog play.

Just taking a guess here but Lang is going to lose his 100 Dime Series Play on the Celtics when they lose next, so I wouldn't be surprised to see a famous Lang "HEDGE PLAY" with his 100 Dimer being on the Heat tonight.

His Free Pick Loser is the Grizzlies plus the points.

 

[runner5k]

Across the street I see his play as Heat ML for -360 and baseball is Cardinals
If so that just goes to the mountain of evidence that Lang is the worst handicapper ever!!

 

[PimpyMcPimp]

Across the street I see his play as Heat ML for -360 and baseball is Cardinals
If so that just goes to the mountain of evidence that Lang is the worst handicapper ever!!

Yeah, that's what he's on... Heat Money Line -360 and the Cardinals.

The guy is such a fucking snake, talking on his website about having a big winning night tonight. If the Heat do win it just cancels out his Boston series bet. It's not going to be a big winning night for Langatard. Plus can you imagine buying his play today and getting the Heat -360 for 100 dimes as the play, LOL.

It could be an epic losing night for Lang if only the Celtics could pull out a win. Lang risking 360 Monopoly Dimes for a chance to break even. He is the worst capper on the planet with zero money management skills.

Please God, let the Celtics win! Strike Lang down and let's bury him at sea too! LOL

 

[lastguyoffthabench]

Pimp, I just posted the same thing in the main forum. It's really pathetic.

 

[lastguyoffthabench]

Celts ML Griz ML parlay pays about 15/1... It's worth a chance! Both are very winable games for them. Heat ML is certainly not a lock.

 

[azn2050]

is anyone really going to fade this pick? and for a 100 units at that lol


I might play Celts +7.5 for a little

 

[$bunny$]

I won't play the ML, but I will definitely play +7.5 for half of the amount.

 

[SayHeyKid]

LOL! I check this thread to see who he had tonight, and he had Miami -360? WTF????

Langer is offically Stu Feiner

 

[MemphisMonroe]

Dumbass lang couldve bet the cover and won alot more than he did what a idiot.

 

[$bunny$]

That's close, one of these days......... LOL

 

[PimpyMcPimp]

BRANDON LANG

BACK @ BRANDONLANG.COM (1/7/11)

76-94, -506.5 Dimes
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PUMPKINHEAD RESULTS for 5/11

100 DIMES / HEAT (ML) -360 / WINNER
100 DIMES / CELTICS SERIES BET +140 / LOSER

15 DIMES / CARDINALS (ML) +120 / LOSER

TOTAL: -15 DIMES
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PUMPKINHEAD For The Week: 5/10 to 5/16

TUE: 1-1, +3.5 DIMES

WED: 1-2, -15 DIMES

THU:

FRI:

SAT:

SUN:

MON:


This Week Total: 2-3, -11.5 DIMES


LANG LAST WEEK

5/3 to 5/9: 6-9, +13 DIMES
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Lang's complete record for 2011 is

80-97, -461.25 DIMES
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Lang For May

9-15, -31 DIMES
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May Dimes

100 DIME: 1-1

50 DIME: 1-1
30 DIME: 1-2
25 DIME: 0-2
20 DIME: 0-1
15 DIME: 5-4
10 DIME: 1-4
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Lang by Month

April: 25-33, -397.75 DIMES

March: 16-18, +12.5 DIMES

February: 16-14, -73 DIMES

January: 14-17, +28 DIMES
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[PimpyMcPimp]

Lang wins another one of his Monopoly Money bets to cover his ass for his shitty series play bets.

The guy is such a total fucking joke, you just have to laugh.

 

[czk_48]

From Across the Street:

25 Dime: Hawks/Bulls Over
10 Dime: Sea/Balt Under
Bonus Play: Detroit Red Wings ML (WTF)

BTW, that game last night was a fukin joke. Boston scored 0 points in the last 4 minutes with the heat covering by ending the game on a 16-0 run. What a fixed game. Fuk you lang.

 

[PimpyMcPimp]

Lang in full spin doctor mode as to why he was on the heat -360 last night...

Misson accomplished last night as the Heat rally for the win and cover and my moneyline play offsets the Celtics in the series.

Would I have made the play if the Celtics had been healthy? Probably not but as the series progressed and the injuries piled up for Boston, a hedge play was in order.

There wasn't one single ounce of doubt in my mind the Heat weren't going to find a way to win that game last night and I was right.

Hey, in my private life I laid the wood on Manny to beat Sugar Shane because I felt that was free money and it was.

Sometimes the risk reward is worth it and I don't care what I have lay sometimes, free money is free money. END OF STORY.

He felt like it was free money, lol. He was shitting his pants until the Celtics blew it. Why can't he admit that he's just shitty at his job and chases his ass off with Monopoly money when he gets in a big hole? And I like how he tells us he had money on Pacquiao because that was also free money... talk about a past posting asshole!

 

[PimpyMcPimp]

Lifelong Loser Lang Thursday Video

 

[wizardofodd]

He's back in the break room....LMAO!!

 

[$bunny$]

Lang in full spin doctor mode as to why he was on the heat -360 last night...

Misson accomplished last night as the Heat rally for the win and cover and my moneyline play offsets the Celtics in the series.

Would I have made the play if the Celtics had been healthy? Probably not but as the series progressed and the injuries piled up for Boston, a hedge play was in order.

There wasn't one single ounce of doubt in my mind the Heat weren't going to find a way to win that game last night and I was right.

Hey, in my private life I laid the wood on Manny to beat Sugar Shane because I felt that was free money and it was.

Sometimes the risk reward is worth it and I don't care what I have lay sometimes, free money is free money. END OF STORY.

He felt like it was free money, lol. He was shitting his pants until the Celtics blew it. Why can't he admit that he's just shitty at his job and chases his ass off with Monopoly money when he gets in a big hole? And I like how he tells us he had money on Pacquiao because that was also free money... talk about a past posting asshole!

The fact that he needed to spend a good chunk of time in today's video trying to justify his pick last night told us all we need to know. LOL ! Btw, one of the worst beat I've seen this year was the under he had(even with his inflated line, no less)on the last game between SA and MEM.