The "REAL" Fade Brandon Lang Thread

[runner5k]

Oh I figured he takes the win...gotta get dimes somehow!

 

[McCrazy]

There was a pitching change in the Mets game, Young was replaced by Gee. We never see Lang's write-ups so I don't know if his Mets play was with listed pitchers or action. Since the Mets won, and knowing Lang, I'm sure he'll take the win regardless but I'll wait and update the record tomorrow.

Lang has posted on his site that he will have a 50 Dime NBA play and a 15 Dime MLB play on Sunday.

He no played it on his site, only took the win for Memphis. However, I'm sure if Memphis has lost, he would have taken the win on the MLB game.


He's also throwing out a 100 Dime NBA Championship Play today because he loves the odds on a certain team right now. I couldn't find too many sites with this available, but Bodog does have them as follows:

Miami +175
Chicago +300
Dallas +375
OKC +750
Boston +1000
Memphis +1400
LA +2000
Atlanta +10000

You have to figure Lang's on Miami, Chicago or Dallas, no? My 1st guess would be Chicago, he loves getting +300 odds on his plays, if not it'll be the Heat.

 

[cahrens68]

then it is no longer a fade when you can pick and choose. prime directive is to play opposite
of his plays. when he releases large plays everyone seems to shit their pants and make excuses of
how they didn't fade or whatever. the guy sucks at handicapping and people cry when he wins once
in awhile.

For two reasons:

1. People play whatever they want to play.
2. Lang doesn't hit 2% of his plays. He actually gets 40-47 out of every hundred plays correct.

 

[$bunny$]

He no played it on his site, only took the win for Memphis. However, I'm sure if Memphis has lost, he would have taken the win on the MLB game.


He's also throwing out a 100 Dime NBA Championship Play today because he loves the odds on a certain team right now. I couldn't find too many sites with this available, but Bodog does have them as follows:

Miami +175
Chicago +300
Dallas +375
OKC +750
Boston +1000
Memphis +1400
LA +2000
Atlanta +10000

You have to figure Lang's on Miami, Chicago or Dallas, no? My 1st guess would be Chicago, he loves getting +300 odds on his plays, if not it'll be the Heat.

I believe he's already on Chc and LA.

 

[lastguyoffthabench]

I would have said Dallas for sure since they pretty much have the so called "best shot" to atleast make the Finals. Then we know he will hedge the Finals too.

 

[PimpyMcPimp]

BRANDON LANG

BACK @ BRANDONLANG.COM (1/7/11)

72-87, -532 Dimes
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PUMPKINHEAD RESULTS for 5/7

30 DIMES / GRIZZLIES (ML) -160 / WINNER

TOTAL: +30 DIMES
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PUMPKINHEAD For The Week: 5/3 to 5/9

TUE: 1-1, -8 DIMES

WED: 1-1, +5 DIMES

THU: 0-1, -34.5 DIMES

FRI: 1-2, -16.5 DIMES

SAT: 1-0, +30 DIMES

SUN:

MON:


This Week Total: 4-5, -24 DIMES

Last Week Total: -35.5 DIMES

2 Weeks Ago: -63.25 DIMES

3 Weeks Ago: -8.5 DIMES
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Lang's complete record for 2011 is

76-90, -486.75 DIMES
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Lang For May

5-8, -56.5 DIMES
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May Dimes

30 DIME: 1-1
25 DIME: 0-1
20 DIME: 0-1
15 DIME: 3-2
10 DIME: 1-3
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Lang by Month

April: 25-33, -397.75 DIMES

March: 16-18, +12.5 DIMES

February: 16-14, -73 DIMES

January: 14-17, +28 DIMES
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[PimpyMcPimp]

Loser Lang Sunday Video

100 DIME NBA CHAMPIONSHIP WINNER

Dallas Mavericks


50 DIME PLAYOFF MONEY MOVE

Los Angeles Lakers +2.5


15 DIME BASEBALL BANKROLL BUILDER

Tampa Bay Rays

 

[FadeLang]

Lmfao!!!!!!!!!!! Thank you langatang !!!!!! That was way too ez !!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[SouthPhillySanta]

Hey...give Langanerd credit...he was on the right side of that Laker's game...LMFAO.

Brandon Lang = Lifetime Loser

Keep the cash flowin'

 

[cincy_]

then it is no longer a fade when you can pick and choose. prime directive is to play opposite
of his plays. when he releases large plays everyone seems to shit their pants and make excuses of
how they didn't fade or whatever. the guy sucks at handicapping and people cry when he wins once
in awhile.

LOL.

For me .... it's a fade if (a) I back off a play when he's on the same side as me (b) I increase a wager when he's on the opposite side as me.

I always fade the loser ... in that I will NEVER be on the same side as him. EVER.

As for what is TECHNICALLY a fade, who the fuck cares? I know what a fade is for me ... and that's LOSER LANG.

 

[PimpyMcPimp]

Hey Lang, still think the Atlanta Hawks "aren't going to do dick" today?

Nice free pick loser with the Bulls moneyline -170.

If you want a good laugh at Lang, watch his video as he breaks down the Bulls-Hawks game.

 

[FadeLang]

Lmfao!!!!!!!!!!!!! Langatard u fool!!!!!!!! How can you bet on the team with the mvp jinx ??? Lolololol!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Fade chi town from here on out !!!

 

[PimpyMcPimp]

Lang has this up on his home page...

I guess he just forgot that he also had a 25 Dime play on the Lakers to win the NBA Championship, same bet he has on the Bulls that he made way back on the first day of the playoffs.

I have no idea what the odds were on the Lakers to win the championship were but I don't think he lost juice on that 25 dime bet. I'll charge him the 25 dimes and if I found out later he should be charged more I'll add it in later.

 

[PimpyMcPimp]

BRANDON LANG

BACK @ BRANDONLANG.COM (1/7/11)

74-89, -447 Dimes
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PUMPKINHEAD RESULTS for 5/8

50 DIMES / MAVERICKS WIN SERIES +300 / WINNER
50 DIMES / LAKERS +2.5 / LOSER
25 DIMES / LAKERS TO WIN CHAMPIONSHIP / LOSER
15 DIMES / RAYS (ML) -115 / WINNER

TOTAL: +85 DIMES
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PUMPKINHEAD For The Week: 5/3 to 5/9

TUE: 1-1, -8 DIMES

WED: 1-1, +5 DIMES

THU: 0-1, -34.5 DIMES

FRI: 1-2, -16.5 DIMES

SAT: 1-0, +30 DIMES

SUN: 2-2, +85 DIMES

MON:


This Week Total: 6-7, +61 DIMES

Last Week Total: -35.5 DIMES

2 Weeks Ago: -63.25 DIMES

3 Weeks Ago: -8.5 DIMES
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Lang's complete record for 2011 is

78-92, -401.75 DIMES
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Lang For May

7-10, +28.5 DIMES
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May Dimes

50 DIME: 1-1
30 DIME: 1-1
25 DIME: 0-2
20 DIME: 0-1
15 DIME: 4-2
10 DIME: 1-3
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Lang by Month

April: 25-33, -397.75 DIMES

March: 16-18, +12.5 DIMES

February: 16-14, -73 DIMES

January: 14-17, +28 DIMES
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[PimpyMcPimp]

Loser Lang Monday

30 DIME ODDSMAKER ERROR

Memphis Grizzlies -2.5


15 DIME BANKROLL BUILDING MONEY MOVE

New York Mets (Capuano) +160


FREE PICK LOSER

Boston Celtics +1

 

[gmoney22]

Weekly record

How does he figure he's up 110 dimes for the week??.....Nevermind, answered my own question Lang makes it all up anyway. FADE, FADE and FADE some more

 

[$bunny$]

Lang has this up on his home page...

I guess he just forgot that he also had a 25 Dime play on the Lakers to win the NBA Championship, same bet he has on the Bulls that he made way back on the first day of the playoffs.

I have no idea what the odds were on the Lakers to win the championship were but I don't think he lost juice on that 25 dime bet. I'll charge him the 25 dimes and if I found out later he should be charged more I'll add it in later.

Obviously, someone took notice......LOL

 

[MemphisMonroe]

Only error that took place tonight was Lang picks.LOL

 

[PimpyMcPimp]

BRANDON LANG

BACK @ BRANDONLANG.COM (1/7/11)

74-91, -495 Dimes
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PUMPKINHEAD RESULTS for 5/9

30 DIMES / GRIZZLIES -2.5 / LOSER
15 DIMES / METS (ML) +160 / LOSER

TOTAL: -48 DIMES
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PUMPKINHEAD For The Week: 5/3 to 5/9

TUE: 1-1, -8 DIMES

WED: 1-1, +5 DIMES

THU: 0-1, -34.5 DIMES

FRI: 1-2, -16.5 DIMES

SAT: 1-0, +30 DIMES

SUN: 2-2, +85 DIMES

MON: 0-2, -48 DIMES


This Week Total: 6-9, +13 DIMES

Last Week Total: -35.5 DIMES

2 Weeks Ago: -63.25 DIMES

3 Weeks Ago: -8.5 DIMES
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Lang's complete record for 2011 is

78-94, -449.75 DIMES
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Lang For May

7-12, -19.5 DIMES
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May Dimes

50 DIME: 1-1
30 DIME: 1-2
25 DIME: 0-2
20 DIME: 0-1
15 DIME: 4-3
10 DIME: 1-3
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Lang by Month

April: 25-33, -397.75 DIMES

March: 16-18, +12.5 DIMES

February: 16-14, -73 DIMES

January: 14-17, +28 DIMES
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[PimpyMcPimp]

Lang hits his 50 dime play on the Mavs series at +300 and can only show a +13 Dime profit for the week... his first ACTUAL winning week after 6 straight losing weeks.

His 100 Dime series play on the Celtics is looking bad and his 50 Dime series play on the Grizzlies is now looking a little shaky with their loss tonight.

Can't wait to see this tool throw out some more "HEDGE" plays, lol.