The "REAL" Fade Brandon Lang Thread

[PimpyMcPimp]

Pimpy, what is Lang's worse sport? I know overall he's basically 45% across the board, but does he have one sport that is better or worse then the others? Seems to me like in football he hits about 50% but his money management is a killer. But for basketball and baseball, all I see is loser after loser after loser.

That's a tough call because he pretty much sucks at everything.

I guess I'd say he's worst with the NBA because during basketball season he really shies away from the NBA and sticks to college hoops. He only picks NBA when he has to or when it's the playoffs.

 

[lastguyoffthabench]

I'd say playoff basketball for sure... he loves series bets and we all know how he's done the last two years.

The Bulls absolutely crushed him last season.

He almost guarantees losing money when he bets a series then hedges after the first game.


It was obvious he was taking Mavs this series because he has Lakers to win the West.

 

[PimpyMcPimp]

BRANDON LANG

BACK @ BRANDONLANG.COM (1/7/11)

68-82, -508 Dimes
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PUMPKINHEAD RESULTS for 5/2

15 DIMES / MAVERICKS +6 / WINNER
10 DIMES / TIGERS (RL) +170 / LOSER

TOTAL: +5 DIMES
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PUMPKINHEAD For The Week: 4/26 to 5/2

TUE: -109 DIMES

WED: +347.5 DIMES

THU: -235 DIMES

FRI: -44 DIMES

SAT: +37.5 DIMES

SUN: -37.5 DIMES

MON: +5 DIMES


This Week Total: -35.5 DIMES

Last Week Total: -63.25 DIMES

2 Weeks Ago: -8.5 DIMES

3 Weeks Ago: -45 DIMES
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Lang's complete record for 2011 is

72-85, -462.75 DIMES
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Lang For May

1-3, -32.5 DIMES
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May Dimes

25 DIME: 0-1
15 DIME: 1-0
10 DIME: 0-2
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Lang by Month

April: 25-33, -397.75 DIMES

March: 16-18, +12.5 DIMES

February: 16-14, -73 DIMES

January: 14-17, +28 DIMES
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[cheech123]

your work is appreciated

Is he a fade in football?

 

[PimpyMcPimp]

Lying, Cheating, Loser Lang Tuesday

20 Dime NBA Oddsmaker Error Winner

Celtics +5.5


10 Dime Baseball Bankroll Builder

Red Sox Run Line +140


FREE PICK LOSER

Grizzlies + Points

 

[PimpyMcPimp]

your work is appreciated

Is he a fade in football?

He is a fade no matter what the sport. Lang is a complete joke. He should be picking trash up on the side of the road in a little orange jumpsuit, not selling sports picks on the internet.

 

[PimpyMcPimp]

Lang trying to steal another 1/2 point. Line for Celtics is +5 everywhere. Line was +5 when he released the play. Lang is scum...but you already knew that.

 

[MemphisMonroe]

Celtics line was +5.5 earlier today about 9:30 am but since has moved to 5. Not defending him just saying it was available but far and in between. Not sure what time he released the video but you know as usual he gonna claim the highest number he know he can........Just stopped back in here and see that he had lost a ton since holy cow this dude horrible.

 

[runner5k]

Well going to be fun watching lang try to hedge his way out of his Boston Series bet and now having lost 2 games on them so far

 

[PimpyMcPimp]

BRANDON LANG

BACK @ BRANDONLANG.COM (1/7/11)

69-83, -516 Dimes
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PUMPKINHEAD RESULTS for 5/3

20 DIMES / CELTICS +5 / LOSER
10 DIMES / RED SOX (RL) +140 / WINNER

TOTAL: -8 DIMES
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PUMPKINHEAD For The Week: 5/3 to 5/9

TUE: 1-1, -8 DIMES

WED:

THU:

FRI:

SAT:

SUN:

MON:


This Week Total: 1-1, -8 DIMES

Last Week Total: -35.5 DIMES

2 Weeks Ago: -63.25 DIMES

3 Weeks Ago: -8.5 DIMES
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Lang's complete record for 2011 is

73-86, -470.75 DIMES
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Lang For May

2-4, -40.5 DIMES
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May Dimes

25 DIME: 0-1
20 DIME: 0-1
15 DIME: 1-0
10 DIME: 1-2
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Lang by Month

April: 25-33, -397.75 DIMES

March: 16-18, +12.5 DIMES

February: 16-14, -73 DIMES

January: 14-17, +28 DIMES
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[PimpyMcPimp]

Well going to be fun watching lang try to hedge his way out of his Boston Series bet and now having lost 2 games on them so far

He'll probably bet the Heat in games 3 and 4 and call that a hedge. Lang is a clueless asshole who thinks he knows what he's doing and actually thinks he's good. That's why he's so much fun to laugh at.

 

[PimpyMcPimp]

Loser Lang Wednesday Vid

He has a 15 Dime play in the NBA and a 10 Dime play in MLB.

Lang says he "Feels Good" about a 2-0 sweep tonight. The last time Lang swept anything was when his tranny wife made him sweep out the garage.

Lang's Free Pick Loser is the Hawks/Bulls UNDER.

 

[Canesfan11]

from across the street:

NBA: Dallas +7 (over LA Lakers)
MLB: Boston -1.5 (+110) (over LA Angels)
Bonus Play: Atlanta/Chicago Under the total

 

[LivinToFade25]

Dammit, I've already locked in the under but it doesn't matter cause its a free pick. Is there a dime value to the paid picks though?

 

[PimpyMcPimp]

Is there a dime value to the paid picks though?

Read the 2 posts above yours and I'm sure you'll be able to figure it out.

 

[PimpyMcPimp]

BRANDON LANG

BACK @ BRANDONLANG.COM (1/7/11)

70-84, -511 Dimes
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PUMPKINHEAD RESULTS for 5/4

15 DIMES / MAVERICKS +7 / WINNER
10 DIMES / RED SOX (RL) +115 / LOSER

TOTAL: +5 DIMES
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PUMPKINHEAD For The Week: 5/3 to 5/9

TUE: 1-1, -8 DIMES

WED: 1-1, +5 DIMES

THU:

FRI:

SAT:

SUN:

MON:


This Week Total: 2-2, -3 DIMES

Last Week Total: -35.5 DIMES

2 Weeks Ago: -63.25 DIMES

3 Weeks Ago: -8.5 DIMES
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Lang's complete record for 2011 is

74-87, -465.75 DIMES
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Lang For May

3-5, -35.5 DIMES
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May Dimes

25 DIME: 0-1
20 DIME: 0-1
15 DIME: 2-0
10 DIME: 1-3
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Lang by Month

April: 25-33, -397.75 DIMES

March: 16-18, +12.5 DIMES

February: 16-14, -73 DIMES

January: 14-17, +28 DIMES
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[czk_48]

From across the street...

MLB: Texas -115 over Seattle
Bonus Play: Milwaukee (ML) over Atlanta

 

[PimpyMcPimp]

Loser Lang Thursday Video

30 DIME BANKROLL BUILDING MONEY MOVE

Texas Rangers -115


FREE PICK LOSER

Milwaukee Brewers

 

[PimpyMcPimp]

Lang only talks about the Mavs 15 Dime play winning last night and "Doubling Down" for the 30 Dime MLB play tonight.

I guess the 10 Dime Red Sox Run Line loser he also had yesterday just slipped his mind because he forgot to mention that one.

 

[cincy_]

if lang is such a badluck douchebag which most people agree on then why not play the moneyline.

For two reasons:

1. People play whatever they want to play.
2. Lang doesn't hit 2% of his plays. He actually gets 40-47 out of every hundred plays correct.