The "REAL" Fade Brandon Lang Thread

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Funny how his head is poised right under the towers......Lang jinxs everything
 

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14-14 second quarter...Lets go Blue Raiders!

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the skit of saturday nite live is on vh1 right now,,, too funny, 5 O'clock east coast time,, more cowbell is the only prescription
 
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Langer's Friday Loser

LSU Tigers -2.5 for 25 dimes.

The guy is already lying on the brandonlang.com site and it's his first day back. He's bragging about his 25 dime win last night when it was only a 20 dimer and this is a guy who says the faders dont keep the right numbers on him? It's called numbers jockying Langer and we were on to you years ago.

Ridger....er I mean Lee Sterling...why do you bang on Langer and then release the same side to your clients? Lee Sterline 15 units on LSU....Brandonlang 25 units on LSU

GGGGOOOOO TEXAS AM BABY!!!!!!
 

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Pimpy are you also going to keep a running overall record from day 1?
 

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Lang has hit 4 in a row.. Fade large ton boys
actually 3 straight,,,he lost stan. 1st hf monday,,,still it;s hamma time on a&m!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
 

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By my calculations Lang is 4-2, +45 Dimes total in 2011, but like I said, my new records will all be starting with tonight's action and him back at the old site. We've tracked him for 103 plays and after that he sits at +/- 0 Dimes, so with him back at the old site, now is as good a time to start fresh. Anybody who wants to know his record for all of 2011 can just add 45 dimes to his total, because towards the end of the year you know Lang's record will be shit and he'll need all the help he can get.
 

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Day 1 of this year, no...Day 1 of him back at his old site with Budin and the boys, yes.

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I now have proof that every time Lang makes a pick an angel loses their wings. Check out the end of his pick video and tell me that isn't an angel falling. :lol:

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His welcome back video.


This is seriously the most ridiculous thing I have ever seen. Are there really dumbfucks out there in middle America who watch this and say "damn, this guy is classy" - standing in front of a fake mantle fireplace, a poster he bought at the mall, and a Men's Warehouse suit? If I saw the Langatang in pperson, I would easily do 48 hours in the clink and pay a $10,000 fine just to jack him in the jaw. What a fucking assclown. He is destined for one of the circles of hell.
 

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Son of a Bitch!

The God damn elephant appears again to piss on all of us tonight! :ohno:

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so glad hes back at brandonlang.com hopefully we will see the past results that we are use too
 

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BRANDON LANG

BACK @ BRANDONLANG.COM (1/7/11)

1-0-0, +25 Dimes

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PUMPKINHEAD RESULTS for 1/7/11

25 DIMES / LSU -2.5 / WINNER


TOTAL: +25 DIMES
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PUMPKINHEAD For The Week: 1/7 to 1/10

Tue: NA

Wed: NA

Thu: NA

Fri: +25 DIMES

Sat:

Sun:

Mon:


This Week Total: +25 DIMES

Last Week Total: NA DIMES

2 Weeks Ago: NA DIMES

3 Weeks Ago: NA DIMES

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Lang's complete record for 2011 is:

5-2-0, +70 DIMES

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BRANDON LANG 4 UNIT SCALE FADE

JANUARY 7th RESULTS


(2u) TEXAS A&M +2.5 LOSER


-2.2 UNITS



RECORD: 0-1-0, -2.2 UNITS ($220)

4 UNIT PLAYS: 0-0-0
3 UNIT PLAYS: 0-0-0
2 UNIT PLAYS: 0-1-0
1 UNIT PLAYS: 0-0-0
 

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So I hear Lang is back at Brandonlang.com. I must have missed some funny months.
 

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No way 5 in a row! More cowbell!

the skit of saturday nite live is on vh1 right now,,, too funny, 5 O'clock east coast time,, more cowbell is the only prescription

Christopher Walken 2007: "I was eating in a restaurant in Singapore, and an Asian couple was at the next table, and the guy turned to me and he said, 'Chris, you know what this salad needs?' I said, 'What?' He said, 'More cowbell.'

More cowbell!
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Langer's Saturday Loser

N.Y. Jets - Inidianapolis OVER 44.5 for 25 units

I love when the dumbshit plays totals. He is awful playing totals, teasers ans parlays. Load up the truck boys!
 

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I haven't been able to view the thread in a few days but i looked at it last night about midnight after a few vodkies and I sware I almost died from laughing to much! This is without question the FUNNIEST SHIT I HAVE EVER SEEN IN MY LIFE. LANGATANG I WILL GIVE YOU CREDIT YOU ARE RESILENT. BUDIN YOU ARE WITHOUT QUESTION THE BIGGEST SCUMBAG ON PLANET EARTH. YOU REMOVED HIS PAST RECORD ON THE WEBSITES I KNOW ABOUT AND LET THIS ASSCLOWN CONTINUE LIKE NOTHING EVER HAPPENED(OVER 3000 DIMES LOST WTF!) OH WELL AT LEAST WE GET THE DAILY VIDEO NOW AND ENDLESS FADES. BILLY MARTIN MY ASS.
 

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So I drunkenly bet a friend that if Lang wins his next play I'd drink 2 40s in a diaper before going out. If he loses his play my friend has to shotgun 2 Four Lokos before going out. Should be a fun one seeing this game go either over or under 44.5 points, huh?
 

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Brandon Fraud said:
I did some rock solid winning while I was away and a lot of it had to do with changes I made in how I approach this business.

The bottom line is I am very comfortable with one play a day. It has probably been the biggest reason for my winning success the last 9 months.

What makes this 9 month winning streak that much more impressive is the games were validated with the right people as to document everything I did while I was away.

Fact of the matter is all I have done is win consistently the last 9 months and now coming back home I get to unveil this new product to the world on my website.

I am up over +100 dimes this week and close to +1,000 dimes while I was away.


Yes Brandon, your plays were validated by the right person...ME!


After 104 plays you are up only the 25 dimes you won last night.


This fool still trying to claim he won over 1000 Dimes while over at Roman's.


Q: How can you tell when Brandon's lying?


A: His lips are moving.
 

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