The "REAL" Fade Brandon Lang Thread

[PimpyMcPimp]

LOSER LANG TRACKER (IN-SEASON SPORTS)

NBA REGULAR SEASON (2025-'26)

2-4, -110 Dimes

DIME RATINGS

75 DIME: 0-2
60 DIME: 1-0
50 DIME: 1-0
25 DIME: 0-2

COLLEGE HOOPS REGULAR SEASON (2025-'26)

12-22-1, -756.5 Dimes

DIME RATINGS

100 DIME: 0-3
80 DIME: 1-2
75 DIME: 1-1
60 DIME: 0-3
50 DIME: 7-7-1
25 DIME: 3-6

 

[PimpyMcPimp]

LOSER LANG 13+ YEAR RECORD TRACKER
1/01/2013 up to NOW!!!

NEGATIVE 14,255 DIMES

LANG $10 BETTOR DOWN $142,550 (PLUS $1,995 Yearly Fee For Picks x14 = -$170,480)

-Lang Past 13+ Years-
2026: POSITIVE 310.5 DIMES (01/01/26 to 02/09/26)
2025: POSITIVE 559 DIMES
2024: NEGATIVE 4,358.75 DIMES
2023: NEGATIVE 1,901.25 DIMES
2022: NEGATIVE 1,586.5 DIMES
2021: NEGATIVE 1,524.5 DIMES
2020: POSITIVE* 402.5 DIMES (*NOT A FULL YEAR DUE TO COVID)
2019: NEGATIVE 761.75 DIMES
2018: NEGATIVE 738 DIMES
2017: NEGATIVE 499.5 DIMES
2016: NEGATIVE 2,941.5 DIMES
2015: NEGATIVE 181 DIMES
2014: NEGATIVE 113.75 DIMES
2013: NEGATIVE 929 DIMES

9/01/2007 to 4/16/2010: NEGATIVE** 3,245.7 DIMES (**AS DOCUMENTED BY AL DEMARCO) (NOT INCLUDED IN ABOVE RECORD)

 

[PimpyMcPimp]

Monday - 2/9
25 Dime Belmont - Loser
Net for the day: -27.5 dimes

Sunday - 2/8
150 Dime Seahawks - Winner
Net for the day: +150 dimes

Sunday - 2/8
25 Dime Tulsa - Loser
Net for the day: -27.5 dimes

Saturday - 2/7
100 Dime Illinois - Loser
Net for the day: -110 dimes

Friday - 2/6
25 Dime S. Illinois - Loser
Net for the day: -27.5 dimes

Thursday - 2/5
25 Dime Sixers - Loser
Net for the day: -27.5 dimes

Wednesday - 2/4
50 Dime LA Tech - Loser
Net for the day: -55 dimes

Tuesday - 2/3
25 Dime SMU - Winner
Net for the day: +25 dimes

LANG'S PICK: NEBRASKA -1 1/2 vs PURDUE

Plenty of time to get this heading in the right direction!
If I am to have a winning February, it will be turning it around in College hoop these next 19 days.
And if I am to have a winning year in College hoop, I have 56 more days in which to do that. End of story.
My 25 dimer on 22-3 Belmont playing like shit at Bradly didn't help last night.
The grind continues tonight.

Free Pick: Washington State +20.5 @ Gonzaga

 

[carlitosway]

Hey Lang can shoot. That's a good flick of the wrist. Kudos.

 

[RidgeRider]

Too bad it took him a ton of takes. He barely saw the court in high school. He also can't cap hoops for shit!

 

[PimpyMcPimp]

Lang, such a clown. He's probably still using his windows 98 laptop to make these videos. You can't even understand him when he turns his back to the camera.
How about going to Amazon and picking up a Wireless Lavalier Microphone that you can pin to your shirt and THE WORLD will be able to hear you spew your nonsense better. They are only like 20 bucks, ya cheap fuck.

 

[PimpyMcPimp]

The Pick: My 25 Dime winner is Nebraska.

The Line: The current line is -2 at the majority of books in Vegas and offshore as of 8:50 am EST. Be sure to shop around for the best line available.

 

[sniperpicks]

Is tha where they harvested his hair plugs ?

when he turns around to shoot it’s a clear stripe

 

[StackinGreen]

Yes, strip city. He's not in bad shape, but he's a thick 28% bf for sure

 

[sniperpicks]

Double fade winner hit last night. Was lite on Purdue then took Zags they won by 30

LANG is serving up buffet of losers

 

[carlitosway]

Yes, strip city. He's not in bad shape, but he's a thick 28% bf for sure

He is but he's 62/63 just telling it like it is. Love the golden goose fades from this scummy scamdicapper long term. Again telling it as it is

 

[sniperpicks]

Last night news was saying the kidnapper of the old lady in AZ might be a Uber Eats driver and I thought of Lang and thought ———— well he may not be the biggest piece of shit uber driver anymore

then the guy they had was cleared and LANG retains his title for now as a place POS Uber Eats driver

 

[Fica]

The Pick: My 25 Dime winner is Kansas State.

The Line: The current line is +2 1/2 at the majority of books in Vegas and offshore as of 10:50 am EST. Be sure to shop around for the best line available.

 

[tampasports]

If you look at teams listed in a t s kansas city is at the very bottom against the spread

 

[savage1]

If you look at teams listed in a t s kansas city is at the very bottom against the spread

Pardon my ignorance, but what relevance does Kansas City have to Kansas State, or am I missing something here?

 

[PimpyMcPimp]

LOSER LANG 2026 BANKROLL
POSITIVE 283 DIMES

LANG $10 BETTOR UP $2,830 (MINUS $1,995 Yearly Fee For Picks = +$835)

PAID PICKS: 18-23-1 / 43.9%

-Lang by Month 2022-
JAN: 15-15-1 +388 DIMES
FEB: 3-8 -105 DIMES

-Lang by Week-
WEEK 00: 1/1 to 1/5, (2W-3L) -216 DIMES
WEEK 01: 1/6 to 1/12, (4W-3L) +182.5 DIMES
WEEK 02: 1/13 to 1/19, (4W-2L-1P) +382 DIMES
WEEK 03: 1/20 to 1/26, (1W-6L) -80.5 DIMES
WEEK 04: 1/27 to 2/2, (5W-2L) +142.5 DIMES
WEEK 05: 2/3 to 2/9, (2W-6L) -100 DIMES
WEEK 06: 2/10 to 2/16, (0W-1L) -27.5 DIMES

 

[PimpyMcPimp]

LOSER LANG TRACKER (IN-SEASON SPORTS)

NBA REGULAR SEASON (2025-'26)

2-4, -110 Dimes

DIME RATINGS

75 DIME: 0-2
60 DIME: 1-0
50 DIME: 1-0
25 DIME: 0-2

COLLEGE HOOPS REGULAR SEASON (2025-'26)

12-23-1, -784 Dimes

DIME RATINGS

100 DIME: 0-3
80 DIME: 1-2
75 DIME: 1-1
60 DIME: 0-3
50 DIME: 7-7-1
25 DIME: 3-7

 

[PimpyMcPimp]

LOSER LANG 13+ YEAR RECORD TRACKER
1/01/2013 up to NOW!!!

NEGATIVE 14,282.5 DIMES

LANG $10 BETTOR DOWN $142,825 (PLUS $1,995 Yearly Fee For Picks x14 = -$170,755)

-Lang Past 13+ Years-
2026: POSITIVE 283 DIMES (01/01/26 to 02/10/26)
2025: POSITIVE 559 DIMES
2024: NEGATIVE 4,358.75 DIMES
2023: NEGATIVE 1,901.25 DIMES
2022: NEGATIVE 1,586.5 DIMES
2021: NEGATIVE 1,524.5 DIMES
2020: POSITIVE* 402.5 DIMES (*NOT A FULL YEAR DUE TO COVID)
2019: NEGATIVE 761.75 DIMES
2018: NEGATIVE 738 DIMES
2017: NEGATIVE 499.5 DIMES
2016: NEGATIVE 2,941.5 DIMES
2015: NEGATIVE 181 DIMES
2014: NEGATIVE 113.75 DIMES
2013: NEGATIVE 929 DIMES

9/01/2007 to 4/16/2010: NEGATIVE** 3,245.7 DIMES (**AS DOCUMENTED BY AL DEMARCO) (NOT INCLUDED IN ABOVE RECORD)

 

[PimpyMcPimp]

Tuesday - 2/10
25 Dime Nebraska - Loser
Net for the day: -27.5 dimes

LANG'S PICK: KANSAS STATE +2 1/2 vs CINCINNATI

I will get this heading in the right direction!
I said it yesterday, the high I handing the world my 3rd straight super bowl winner, and almost handing the world the exact final score is supposed last a few weeks.
And the reality is, football was the main reason I had a winning November, a winning December and a winning January.
And as I said yesterday, that was after starting the NFL season 0-8.
Well, I have started the College basketball season just as bad and it's been an uphill climb just like the NFL.
For the 2nd straight night, my 25 dimer falls in OT as Nebraska comes up short, as did Belmont on Monday.
And the one thing I have more than anything else to turn this around .....is time. Time to right this ship as if football taught you anything, this ship will get righted.
May not look like it now as I battle through this slump, but there will be a light at the end of this tunnel.
And I will find that light. Always have. Always will. I will get this 4th straight winning month.
That is all I am focused on now and I now have 18 days in which to prove the world wrong.
And 55 more days in which to have a college basketball season.
The grind continues tonight.

 

[PimpyMcPimp]

That is all I am focused on now and I now have 18 days in which to prove the world wrong.

He's going to prove THE WORLD wrong? About what, that he's a scamming piece of shit with no real talent?
His YouTube videos get like 7 views. I don't think the world really cares about him, lol.