The "REAL" Fade Brandon Lang Thread

[PimpyMcPimp]

LOSER LANG 13+ YEAR RECORD TRACKER
1/01/2013 up to NOW!!!

NEGATIVE 14,350 DIMES

LANG $10 BETTOR DOWN $143,500 (PLUS $1,995 Yearly Fee For Picks x14 = -$171,430)

-Lang Past 13+ Years-
2026: POSITIVE 215.5 DIMES (01/01/26 to 02/07/26)
2025: POSITIVE 559 DIMES
2024: NEGATIVE 4,358.75 DIMES
2023: NEGATIVE 1,901.25 DIMES
2022: NEGATIVE 1,586.5 DIMES
2021: NEGATIVE 1,524.5 DIMES
2020: POSITIVE* 402.5 DIMES (*NOT A FULL YEAR DUE TO COVID)
2019: NEGATIVE 761.75 DIMES
2018: NEGATIVE 738 DIMES
2017: NEGATIVE 499.5 DIMES
2016: NEGATIVE 2,941.5 DIMES
2015: NEGATIVE 181 DIMES
2014: NEGATIVE 113.75 DIMES
2013: NEGATIVE 929 DIMES

9/01/2007 to 4/16/2010: NEGATIVE** 3,245.7 DIMES (**AS DOCUMENTED BY AL DEMARCO) (NOT INCLUDED IN ABOVE RECORD)

 

[PimpyMcPimp]

Saturday - 2/7
100 Dime Illinois - Loser
Net for the day: -110 dimes

Friday - 2/6
25 Dime S. Illinois - Loser
Net for the day: -27.5 dimes

Thursday - 2/5
25 Dime Sixers - Loser
Net for the day: -27.5 dimes

Wednesday - 2/4
50 Dime LA Tech - Loser
Net for the day: -55 dimes

Tuesday - 2/3
25 Dime SMU - Winner
Net for the day: +25 dimes

LANG'S PICK: SEATTLE SEAHAWKS -4 (BOUGHT HALF) vs NEW ENGLAND PATRIOTS

13 PROP BETS (NO DIME VALUE)

Coin Toss - Tails (-110)

Successful 2-point conversion - YES (+240)

Longest Field Goal Made Over 49 - (-110)

Cooper Kupp Anytime Touchdown - (+800)

Drake Maye Over 1/2 interceptions - (+105)

Eric Saubert Anytime Touchdown - (+1100)

Cooper Kupp Over 2 1/2 receptions - (-165)

Jaxon Smith-Njigba Over 6 1/2 receptions - (+120)

Total Game Sacks Over 4 1/2 - (-140)

Sam Darnold Longest Pass Over 35 1/2 Yards - (-110)

Jaxon Smith-Njigba Anytime Touchdown - (-125)

Darnold more passing yards than Maye - (-135)

Sam Darnold MVP - (+130)

 

[theangryhog]

Did he give the Tulsa / South Florida free pick?

My hunch is that Lang actually has a “strong” play on that game, but because today is Super Bowl, he’s forced to make that his actual pick. Clown capper. Identifies value on a side of an ncaab game but doesn’t release it as his play and instead advises his clients to add extra juice to their coin flip pick.

I’m a tails guy myself, called it every single time senior year, but being a math guy as well, I am massively triggered that he would release a LITERAL COIN FLIP as a prop bet. What an absolute degenerate psychopath. Books should give like -102 on each side for a little fun, but I cannot possibly imagine paying -110 to pick tails.

No side for me in this game, and Lang doesn’t have a clue either, which is why he says buy points and it’s 150 dimes not 200.

 

[sniperpicks]

is the under 45.5

 

[XENO]

Lmao

 

[Fica]

BASKETBALL
My 25 Dime play is on Tulsa. The current line is +3 1/2 in Vegas and offshore. Be sure to shop around for the best price available.

 

[sniperpicks]

LANG eats shit

 

[sniperpicks]

1000% chance of a video tomorrow

 

[phelps123]

Looks like a lot of his props failed

 

[sniperpicks]

13 PROP BETS (NO DIME VALUE) from LANG , he goes 3-10 maybe

Coin Toss - Tails (-110) ............... LOSER , i faded it

Successful 2-point conversion - YES (+240) .................. Loser

Longest Field Goal Made Over 49 - (-110) .................. maybe lost

Cooper Kupp Anytime Touchdown - (+800) ................. Loser

Drake Maye Over 1/2 interceptions - (+105) ............... win , i tailed that

Eric Saubert Anytime Touchdown - (+1100) ................ loser

Cooper Kupp Over 2 1/2 receptions - (-165) .............. win , had 6 maybe

Jaxon Smith-Njigba Over 6 1/2 receptions - (+120) ............... Loss , got hurt i think

Total Game Sacks Over 4 1/2 - (-140) .................. win , easy

Sam Darnold Longest Pass Over 35 1/2 Yards - (-110) .............. loser

Jaxon Smith-Njigba Anytime Touchdown - (-125) .................... Loser

Darnold more passing yards than Maye - (-135) .................. Loser

Sam Darnold MVP - (+130) .................... Loser

 

[Fica]

The Pick: My 25 Dime winner is Belmont

The Line: The current line is -2 1/2 at the majority of books in Vegas and offshore as of 8:50 am EST. Be sure to shop around for the best line available.

Update: At 1:30 pm EST, the line is -3 1/2.

 

[PimpyMcPimp]

LOSER LANG 2026 BANKROLL
POSITIVE 338 DIMES

LANG $10 BETTOR UP $3,380 (MINUS $1,995 Yearly Fee For Picks = +$1,385)

PAID PICKS: 18-21-1 / 46.1%

-Lang by Month 2022-
JAN: 15-15-1 +388 DIMES
FEB: 3-6 -50 DIMES

-Lang by Week-
WEEK 00: 1/1 to 1/5, (2W-3L) -216 DIMES
WEEK 01: 1/6 to 1/12, (4W-3L) +182.5 DIMES
WEEK 02: 1/13 to 1/19, (4W-2L-1P) +382 DIMES
WEEK 03: 1/20 to 1/26, (1W-6L) -80.5 DIMES
WEEK 04: 1/27 to 2/2, (5W-2L) +142.5 DIMES
WEEK 05: 2/3 to 2/9, (2W-5L) -72.5 DIMES

 

[PimpyMcPimp]

LOSER LANG TRACKER (IN-SEASON SPORTS)

NFL PRESEASON FOOTBALL (2025)

5-2-1, +152 Dimes

DIME RATINGS

100 DIME: 0-1
75 DIME: 1-0-1
60 DIME: 2-0
50 DIME: 2-0
30 DIME: 0-1

NFL REGULAR SEASON FOOTBALL (2025-'26)

23-22, -132.5 Dimes

DIME RATINGS

200 DIME: 1-1
150 DIME: 7-4
100 DIME: 4-4
75 DIME: 0-3
60 DIME: 2-3
50 DIME: 9-7

NFL PLAYOFFS (2025-'26)

5-2, +537.5 Dimes

DIME RATINGS

200 DIME: 2-0
150 DIME: 2-1
100 DIME: 1-0
75 DIME: 0-1

NBA REGULAR SEASON (2025-'26)

2-4, -110 Dimes

DIME RATINGS

75 DIME: 0-2
60 DIME: 1-0
50 DIME: 1-0
25 DIME: 0-2

COLLEGE HOOPS REGULAR SEASON (2025-'26)

12-21-1, -729 Dimes

DIME RATINGS

100 DIME: 0-3
80 DIME: 1-2
75 DIME: 1-1
60 DIME: 0-3
50 DIME: 7-7-1
25 DIME: 3-5

 

[PimpyMcPimp]

LOSER LANG 13+ YEAR RECORD TRACKER
1/01/2013 up to NOW!!!

NEGATIVE 14,227.5 DIMES

LANG $10 BETTOR DOWN $142,275 (PLUS $1,995 Yearly Fee For Picks x14 = -$170,205)

-Lang Past 13+ Years-
2026: POSITIVE 338 DIMES (01/01/26 to 02/08/26)
2025: POSITIVE 559 DIMES
2024: NEGATIVE 4,358.75 DIMES
2023: NEGATIVE 1,901.25 DIMES
2022: NEGATIVE 1,586.5 DIMES
2021: NEGATIVE 1,524.5 DIMES
2020: POSITIVE* 402.5 DIMES (*NOT A FULL YEAR DUE TO COVID)
2019: NEGATIVE 761.75 DIMES
2018: NEGATIVE 738 DIMES
2017: NEGATIVE 499.5 DIMES
2016: NEGATIVE 2,941.5 DIMES
2015: NEGATIVE 181 DIMES
2014: NEGATIVE 113.75 DIMES
2013: NEGATIVE 929 DIMES

9/01/2007 to 4/16/2010: NEGATIVE** 3,245.7 DIMES (**AS DOCUMENTED BY AL DEMARCO) (NOT INCLUDED IN ABOVE RECORD)

 

[PimpyMcPimp]

Sunday - 2/8
150 Dime Seahawks - Winner
Net for the day: +150 dimes

Sunday - 2/8
25 Dime Tulsa - Loser
Net for the day: -27.5 dimes

Saturday - 2/7
100 Dime Illinois - Loser
Net for the day: -110 dimes

Friday - 2/6
25 Dime S. Illinois - Loser
Net for the day: -27.5 dimes

Thursday - 2/5
25 Dime Sixers - Loser
Net for the day: -27.5 dimes

Wednesday - 2/4
50 Dime LA Tech - Loser
Net for the day: -55 dimes

Tuesday - 2/3
25 Dime SMU - Winner
Net for the day: +25 dimes

LANG'S PICK: BELMONT -2 1/2 @ BRADLEY

Well, what do I need to say that my 150 dimer on the Seahawks absolutely destroying the Patriots and the Under doesn't say for me.
Do yourself a favor, scroll up above and read my breakdown!! You won't find a better one on the planet earth I assure you!!!!!
Especially with a predicted final of 31-13!!! MISSED IT BY 2 POINTS!!!
Told you this game reminded me of the Seattle/Denver S.B and Bucs/Chiefs SB in the fact the defensive line of Seattle would destroy the Patriots O'line.
I told you the Patriots offensive line prior to Sunday's game against Seattle had faced 4 top 5 defenses this year :Cleveland, Chargers, Texans and Broncos.
AND THAT O'LINE HAD GIVEN UP A TOTAL OF 21 SACKS!!!!!!!
Well, go ahead and add 6 more to that as the Seattle D'line owned the game, just as I said they would.
At the end of the day, I said it would be a Seattle double digit win and I got it with almost the exact final score.
I've made some serious money the last 3 months producing the winning November, winning December and winning January.
Now to the elephant in the room.
My College basketball has sucked. No sugar coating it. Not my best and if you want to judge me on the current product you have every right to.
But let me remind you, I started the NFL season 0-8 down 692.5 dimes of net profit. The world left me for dead.
BIG MISTAKE. HUGE MISTAKE. A MONSTER MISTAKE.
Now, based on what I did in the NFL, I would wait to judge me after the DANCE is over in April but hey, that's just me.
57 days of College basketball left. 57 days to turn it around and just like the NFL, hand you yet another winning season.
I wouldn't bet against me.

Free Pick: Arizona -2 1/2 @ Kansas

 

[RidgeRider]

Lang is now 14-27 combined in CBB & NBA down almost 900 dimes. YIKES!!!

 

[sniperpicks]

double fade hitter , paid and free, this guys a total bum as usual

 

[carlitosway]

Sunday - 2/8
150 Dime Seahawks - Winner
Net for the day: +150 dimes

Sunday - 2/8
25 Dime Tulsa - Loser
Net for the day: -27.5 dimes

Saturday - 2/7
100 Dime Illinois - Loser
Net for the day: -110 dimes

Friday - 2/6
25 Dime S. Illinois - Loser
Net for the day: -27.5 dimes

Thursday - 2/5
25 Dime Sixers - Loser
Net for the day: -27.5 dimes

Wednesday - 2/4
50 Dime LA Tech - Loser
Net for the day: -55 dimes

Tuesday - 2/3
25 Dime SMU - Winner
Net for the day: +25 dimes

LANG'S PICK: BELMONT -2 1/2 @ BRADLEY

Well, what do I need to say that my 150 dimer on the Seahawks absolutely destroying the Patriots and the Under doesn't say for me.
Do yourself a favor, scroll up above and read my breakdown!! You won't find a better one on the planet earth I assure you!!!!!
Especially with a predicted final of 31-13!!! MISSED IT BY 2 POINTS!!!
Told you this game reminded me of the Seattle/Denver S.B and Bucs/Chiefs SB in the fact the defensive line of Seattle would destroy the Patriots O'line.
I told you the Patriots offensive line prior to Sunday's game against Seattle had faced 4 top 5 defenses this year :Cleveland, Chargers, Texans and Broncos.
AND THAT O'LINE HAD GIVEN UP A TOTAL OF 21 SACKS!!!!!!!
Well, go ahead and add 6 more to that as the Seattle D'line owned the game, just as I said they would.
At the end of the day, I said it would be a Seattle double digit win and I got it with almost the exact final score.
I've made some serious money the last 3 months producing the winning November, winning December and winning January.
Now to the elephant in the room.
My College basketball has sucked. No sugar coating it. Not my best and if you want to judge me on the current product you have every right to.
But let me remind you, I started the NFL season 0-8 down 692.5 dimes of net profit. The world left me for dead.
BIG MISTAKE. HUGE MISTAKE. A MONSTER MISTAKE.
Now, based on what I did in the NFL, I would wait to judge me after the DANCE is over in April but hey, that's just me.
57 days of College basketball left. 57 days to turn it around and just like the NFL, hand you yet another winning season.
I wouldn't bet against me.

Free Pick: Arizona -2 1/2 @ Kansas

It's Popeye LANG. Just needs his spinach so he can cap better.

 

[Fica]

The Pick: My 25 Dime winner is Nebraska.

The Line: The current line is -2 at the majority of books in Vegas and offshore as of 8:50 am EST. Be sure to shop around for the best line available.

 

[PimpyMcPimp]

LOSER LANG 2026 BANKROLL
POSITIVE 310.5 DIMES

LANG $10 BETTOR UP $3,105 (MINUS $1,995 Yearly Fee For Picks = +$1,110)

PAID PICKS: 18-22-1 / 45.0%

-Lang by Month 2022-
JAN: 15-15-1 +388 DIMES
FEB: 3-7 -77.5 DIMES

-Lang by Week-
WEEK 00: 1/1 to 1/5, (2W-3L) -216 DIMES
WEEK 01: 1/6 to 1/12, (4W-3L) +182.5 DIMES
WEEK 02: 1/13 to 1/19, (4W-2L-1P) +382 DIMES
WEEK 03: 1/20 to 1/26, (1W-6L) -80.5 DIMES
WEEK 04: 1/27 to 2/2, (5W-2L) +142.5 DIMES
WEEK 05: 2/3 to 2/9, (2W-6L) -100 DIMES