The "REAL" Fade Brandon Lang Thread

[sniperpicks]

2 Lang nailbiters last 2 nights he coulda lost both, i had SF49 last night and told my crew take them -2.5 , the guys catching ALL the breaks this month

 

[jamesconte]

It took you this long to realize that this is Lang or his dickrider?

Your a troll too. Why do you respond to everything I type here ?

 

[jamesconte]

Lang is roasting you sheep. Lol. Blind sheep walking off mount lang. Lol.

 

[Buckeyefan80]

Your a troll too. Why do you respond to everything I type here ?

Why do YOU type ANYTHING here? You bring nothing to this forum, just like 95% of posters! If you’re! not giving out his pick or discussing his pick there is no reason for you to post! Also, it’s “you're”, as in the contraction YOU ARE, combined! “Your” is possessive and I don’t possess a troll. Maybe you do deep down inside tho?!?! Or maybe it’s more superficial…

 

[StackinGreen]

Wow, buying the point actually won for him -130 lol

 

[Buckeyefan80]

Wow, buying the point actually won for him -130 lol

Not at all. -3.5 won regardless. This is why Lang is even more retarded than Sahara. The spread comes into play less than 20% of the time and less than 15% of the time in meaningful games, I.e. playoffs, yet he wants you to pay/lose extra by buying the .5

 

[jamesconte]

Why do YOU type ANYTHING here? You bring nothing to this forum, just like 95% of posters! If you’re! not giving out his pick or discussing his pick there is no reason for you to post! Also, it’s “you're”, as in the contraction YOU ARE, combined! “Your” is possessive and I don’t possess a troll. Maybe you do deep down inside tho?!?! Or maybe it’s more superficial…

Yeah. The storyteller troll. Lol.
Keep typing a story of non sense. Lol.
Nuts.

 

[jamesconte]

Bro. Please stop harassing me. Are you obsessed ?
Why must you respond to everything I type. ?
Im not gay bro. Lol.

Why do YOU type ANYTHING here? You bring nothing to this forum, just like 95% of posters! If you’re! not giving out his pick or discussing his pick there is no reason for you to post! Also, it’s “you're”, as in the contraction YOU ARE, combined! “Your” is possessive and I don’t possess a troll. Maybe you do deep down inside tho?!?! Or maybe it’s more superficial…

 

[PimpyMcPimp]

LOSER LANG 2025 BANKROLL
POSITIVE 534 DIMES

LANG $10 BETTOR UP $5,340 (MINUS $1,995 Yearly Fee For Picks = +$3,345)

PAID PICKS: 186-165-4 / 52.9%

-Lang by Month 2024-
JAN: 14-17 -399 DIMES
FEB: 16-12-1 +274.5 DIMES
MAR: 14-17 -745 DIMES
APR: 12-17 -74.75 DIMES
MAY: 14-17 -450 DIMES
JUN: 12-15 -676 DIMES
JUL: 10-17 -936.75 DIMES
AUG: 17-13-1 +269.75 DIMES
SEP: 17-13 -60 DIMES
OCT: 17-13-1 -58.5 DIMES
NOV: 15-15 -623.5 DIMES
DEC: 14-16 -877 DIMES
-Lang by Month 2025-
JAN: 17-14 +55.5 DIMES
FEB: 15-13-1 -191 DIMES
MAR: 14-16-1 -252.5 DIMES
APR: 16-14 +86.5 DIMES
MAY: 22-9 +1,347.5 DIMES
JUN: 14-15 -426.25 DIMES
JUL: 11-15 -376.75 DIMES
AUG: 17-13-1 +296 DIMES
SEP: 12-18 -616.5 DIMES
OCT: 17-13-1 -51.5 DIMES
NOV: 19-11 +508.5 DIMES
DEC: 13-14 +149.5 DIMES

-Lang by Week-
WEEK 00: 12/31 to 1/6, (4W-3L) +228 DIMES (4W-2L +393 Dimes from 1/1 to 1/6)
WEEK 01: 1/7 to 1/13, (3W-4L) -375 DIMES
WEEK 02: 1/14 to 1/20, (2W-5L) -485 DIMES
WEEK 03: 1/21 to 1/27, (5W-2L) +407.5 DIMES
WEEK 04: 1/28 to 2/3, (6W-1L) +390 DIMES
WEEK 05: 2/4 to 2/10, (4W-4L) +70 DIMES
WEEK 06: 2/11 to 2/17, (4W-3L) -97.5 DIMES
WEEK 07: 2/18 to 2/24, (2W-4L-1P) -313.5 DIMES
WEEK 08: 2/25 to 3/3, (3W-4L) -270 DIMES
WEEK 09: 3/4 to 3/10, (4W-3L) -30 DIMES
WEEK 10: 3/11 to 3/17, (3W-4L) +72.5 DIMES
WEEK 11: 3/18 to 3/24, (3W-4L) -162.5 DIMES
WEEK 12: 3/25 to 3/31, (3W-3L-1P) +12.5 DIMES
WEEK 13: 4/1 to 4/7, (4W-3L) +47.5 DIMES
WEEK 14: 4/8 to 4/14, (3W-4L) -21 DIMES
WEEK 15: 4/15 to 4/21, (4W-3L) +212.5 DIMES
WEEK 16: 4/22 to 4/28, (4W-3L) -145 DIMES
WEEK 17: 4/29 to 5/5, (4W-3L) +20 DIMES
WEEK 18: 5/6 to 5/12, (6W-1L) +310 DIMES
WEEK 19: 5/13 to 5/19, (5W-2L) +435 DIMES
WEEK 20: 5/20 to 5/26, (5W-2L) +430 DIMES
WEEK 21: 5/27 to 6/2, (4W-3L) +130 DIMES
WEEK 22: 6/3 to 6/9, (5W-2L) -13.75 DIMES
WEEK 23: 6/10 to 6/16, (4W-2L) +150 DIMES
WEEK 24: 6/17 to 6/23, (2W-5L) -400 DIMES
WEEK 25: 6/24 to 6/30, (2W-5L) -147.5 DIMES
WEEK 26: 7/1 to 7/7, (3W-4L) +1.5 DIMES
WEEK 27: 7/8 to 7/14, (2W-4L) -206.5 DIMES
WEEK 28: 7/15 to 7/21, (2W-2L) -80 DIMES
WEEK 29: 7/22 to 7/28, (3W-3L) -56.75 DIMES
WEEK 30: 7/29 to 8/4, (1W-6L) -215.5 DIMES
WEEK 31: 8/5 to 8/11, (5W-2L) +177.5 DIMES
WEEK 32: 8/12 to 8/18, (4W-3L) +33 DIMES
WEEK 33: 8/19 to 8/25, (3W-3L-1P) +28.5 DIMES
WEEK 34: 8/26 to 9/1, (6W-1L) +297.5 DIMES
WEEK 35: 9/2 to 9/8, (1W-6L) -390 DIMES
WEEK 36: 9/9 to 9/15, (4W-3L) -42.5 DIMES
WEEK 37: 9/16 to 9/22, (1W-6L) -285 DIMES
WEEK 38: 9/23 to 9/29, (5W-2L) +91 DIMES
WEEK 39: 9/30 to 10/6, (4W-3L) -102.5 DIMES
WEEK 40: 10/7 to 10/13, (3W-4L) -54 DIMES
WEEK 41: 10/14 to 10/20, (5W-2L) +175 DIMES
WEEK 42: 10/21 to 10/27, (2W-4L-1P) -197.5 DIMES
WEEK 43: 10/28 to 11/3, (4W-3L) -137.5 DIMES
WEEK 44: 11/4 to 11/10, (4W-3L) -48 DIMES
WEEK 45: 11/11 to 11/17, (6W-1L) +305 DIMES
WEEK 46: 11/18 to 11/24, (4W-3L) +122.5 DIMES
WEEK 47: 11/25 to 12/1, (4W-3L) +299 DIMES
WEEK 48: 12/2 to 12/8, (2W-5L) -202.5 DIMES
WEEK 49: 12/9 to 12/15, (4W-3L) +223 DIMES
WEEK 50: 12/16 to 12/22, (3W-4L) -188.5 DIMES
WEEK 51: 12/23 to 12/29, (4W-1L) +372.5 DIMES

 

[PimpyMcPimp]

LOSER LANG TRACKER (IN-SEASON SPORTS)

NFL PRESEASON FOOTBALL (2025)

5-2-1, +152 Dimes

DIME RATINGS

100 DIME: 0-1
75 DIME: 1-0-1
60 DIME: 2-0
50 DIME: 2-0
30 DIME: 0-1

NFL REGULAR SEASON FOOTBALL (2025-'26)

21-21, -97.5 Dimes

DIME RATINGS

200 DIME: 1-1
150 DIME: 7-3
100 DIME: 3-4
75 DIME: 0-3
60 DIME: 1-3
50 DIME: 9-7

COLLEGE FOOTBALL REGULAR SEASON (2025-'26)

29-18-1, +753.5 Dimes

DIME RATINGS

200 DIME: 3-1
150 DIME: 4-4
100 DIME: 7-2
75 DIME: 3-5
60 DIME: 5-2
50 DIME: 7-4-1

COLLEGE FOOTBALL BOWL SEASON (2025-'26)

5-2, +115 Dimes

DIME RATINGS

200 DIME: 0-1
150 DIME: 1-0
100 DIME: 1-1
80 DIME: 2-0
75 DIME: 1-0

NBA REGULAR SEASON (2025-'26)

2-2, -55 Dimes

DIME RATINGS

75 DIME: 0-2
60 DIME: 1-0
50 DIME: 1-0

COLLEGE HOOPS REGULAR SEASON (2025-'26)

4-6, -234.5 Dimes

DIME RATINGS

100 DIME: 0-1
75 DIME: 0-1
60 DIME: 0-2
50 DIME: 4-2

 

[PimpyMcPimp]

LOSER LANG 12+ YEAR RECORD TRACKER
1/01/2013 up to NOW!!!

NEGATIVE 14,590.5 DIMES

LANG $10 BETTOR DOWN $145,905 (PLUS $1,995 Yearly Fee For Picks x13 = -$171,840)

-Lang Past 12+ Years-
2025: POSITIVE 534 DIMES (01/01/25 to 12/28/25)
2024: NEGATIVE 4,358.75 DIMES
2023: NEGATIVE 1,901.25 DIMES
2022: NEGATIVE 1,586.5 DIMES
2021: NEGATIVE 1,524.5 DIMES
2020: POSITIVE* 402.5 DIMES (*NOT A FULL YEAR DUE TO COVID)
2019: NEGATIVE 761.75 DIMES
2018: NEGATIVE 738 DIMES
2017: NEGATIVE 499.5 DIMES
2016: NEGATIVE 2,941.5 DIMES
2015: NEGATIVE 181 DIMES
2014: NEGATIVE 113.75 DIMES
2013: NEGATIVE 929 DIMES

9/01/2007 to 4/16/2010: NEGATIVE** 3,245.7 DIMES (**AS DOCUMENTED BY AL DEMARCO) (NOT INCLUDED IN ABOVE RECORD)

 

[PimpyMcPimp]

TWO SECONDS TO GO!!!!!!
The Niners defense which couldn't stop a nose bleed did just that with 2 seconds to go.
Seriously, 33 years I have done this for a living, I have to admit, it was nice to be on the winning side of those 3 games the last 3 days.
After the 80 dime winner Friday with Minnesota in OT, the last 2 days were even more insane!
It started with the 150 dime winner Saturday on San Diego State with 1 second to go and then the 150 dime winner on the 49ers last night wins with 2 seconds to go!!!
The Aztec offense comes through Saturday while the Niners defense does it for me on Sunday.
Now I could argue Minnesota had 2 possession in the 4th quarter that started at the Lobos 40 yard line and they couldn't get into field goal range.
Now I could argue that in the SDSU game I lost my starting QB in the 2nd quarter, who had run for 170 yards on 11 carries and 2 TD's.
The Niners, well that was a game the gambling gods just said to me, " Here you go B.Lang, we'll give you that 150 dime winner #6 in a row.
Oh, and for good measure on my "My Two Cents" video for Sunday I handed you the free pick winner on Bears/Niners OVER.
Folks, after the 19-11 month of November, this has been one of my best rallies in the month of December, a winning month with 3 days left.
Now it's time to hand you a 4th straight winning day and a 5th straight football winner as I continue to close this year absolutely on fire!!!!!!!
Let's go.

Free Pick in CBB: Yale +16.5 @ Alabama

 

[Fica]

The Pick: My 60 Dime winner is the Atlanta Falcons.

The Line: The current line is +7 1/2 at the majority of books in Vegas and offshore as of 8:10 am EST. Be sure to shop around for the best line available.

Note: If your line is anywhere from +5 1/2 to +7, I advise you buying the 1/2 point up on the Falcons.

 

[vegassahara]

It took you this long to realize that this is Lang or his dickrider?

Nah, I've been on Ben Franklin's dick for awhile and Lang always let's me see my boo <3

 

[jamesconte]

Rams all day.
Rams all night.
Rams it right in Langs hemorrhoid highway. !!

 

[sniperpicks]

Lang was almost -400 or more then ran it to this +535

from worst EVER in 2024 of -4358 titanic loss

To his best at this number with 3 plays left , a dingy level balance unless he cracks 900

 

[backdoorcover1]

Lang was almost -400 or more then ran it to this +535

from worst EVER in 2024 of -4358 titanic loss

To his best at this number with 3 plays left , a dingy level balance unless he cracks 900

With all his 150 and 200 dimers it could be really good or really bad, he got his breaks here late vs everything to start the NFL season that went against him in that 0-9 where the craziest games went against him.....THAT THUNDER AND LIGHTNING TOTALS WAS ALL TIME LOL all was well until the dealy then the points died........ He stayed the course with mostly underdogs and home dogs a lot of times and looks like he will stay in the green. Although one could never suggest this is because of money management lol. Kinda crazy to think about though when your dropping 100-200 dime plays and at the end of the year still only up a couple of those plays.
Now if you were dropping 10-50 dimers all year and were up 700-1,000 dimes that would be quite incredible. When any given weekend your moving 300-400 dimes that profit margin stops looking all that impressive. But overall he stuck with his puppies for the most part this year and that got it done for him....in the 1st FULL YEAR PROFIT EVER he looks like hes going to be able to use the words winning year.

 

[savage1]

Landg's eeking out a tiny profit for one season only is as significant as the Colorado Rockies winning two consecutive games last season!!

 

[turfmonster1]

If you look at the overall football record disregard pre,,, it’s 55-41-1 on picks alone ytd

do u guys really bet the units he says?
or just fade the play at ur desired unit?

I know pimpy takes it as a whole. But what if u bet 100 a game the entire time?
55 wins @100 gets +5500
41 loses at let’s say -110 -4510
u Would be up about 900 for this season give or take with extra juice on his buy a point bs


i loved fading lang and kelso back in the day and when they where on same game I’d bet 500 per

I’m just asking the question. thanks

 

[vegassahara]

If you look at the overall football record disregard pre,,, it’s 55-41-1 on picks alone ytd

do u guys really bet the units he says?
or just fade the play at ur desired unit?

I know pimpy takes it as a whole. But what if u bet 100 a game the entire time?
55 wins @100 gets +5500
41 loses at let’s say -110 -4510
u Would be up about 900 for this season give or take with extra juice on his buy a point bs


i loved fading lang and kelso back in the day and when they where on same game I’d bet 500 per

I’m just asking the question. thanks

I play the same amount each game. You'll end up big on the year $$$$