The "REAL" Fade Brandon Lang Thread

[PimpyMcPimp]

LOSER LANG 2025 BANKROLL
NEGATIVE 92 DIMES

LANG $10 BETTOR DOWN $920 (MINUS $1,995 Yearly Fee For Picks = -$2,915)

PAID PICKS: 165-146-4 / 53.0%

-Lang by Month 2024-
JAN: 14-17 -399 DIMES
FEB: 16-12-1 +274.5 DIMES
MAR: 14-17 -745 DIMES
APR: 12-17 -74.75 DIMES
MAY: 14-17 -450 DIMES
JUN: 12-15 -676 DIMES
JUL: 10-17 -936.75 DIMES
AUG: 17-13-1 +269.75 DIMES
SEP: 17-13 -60 DIMES
OCT: 17-13-1 -58.5 DIMES
NOV: 15-15 -623.5 DIMES
DEC: 14-16 -877 DIMES
-Lang by Month 2025-
JAN: 17-14 +55.5 DIMES
FEB: 15-13-1 -191 DIMES
MAR: 14-16-1 -252.5 DIMES
APR: 16-14 +86.5 DIMES
MAY: 22-9 +1,347.5 DIMES
JUN: 14-15 -426.25 DIMES
JUL: 11-15 -376.75 DIMES
AUG: 17-13-1 +296 DIMES
SEP: 12-18 -616.5 DIMES
OCT: 17-13-1 -51.5 DIMES
NOV: 11-6 +32 DIMES

-Lang by Week-
WEEK 00: 12/31 to 1/6, (4W-3L) +228 DIMES (4W-2L +393 Dimes from 1/1 to 1/6)
WEEK 01: 1/7 to 1/13, (3W-4L) -375 DIMES
WEEK 02: 1/14 to 1/20, (2W-5L) -485 DIMES
WEEK 03: 1/21 to 1/27, (5W-2L) +407.5 DIMES
WEEK 04: 1/28 to 2/3, (6W-1L) +390 DIMES
WEEK 05: 2/4 to 2/10, (4W-4L) +70 DIMES
WEEK 06: 2/11 to 2/17, (4W-3L) -97.5 DIMES
WEEK 07: 2/18 to 2/24, (2W-4L-1P) -313.5 DIMES
WEEK 08: 2/25 to 3/3, (3W-4L) -270 DIMES
WEEK 09: 3/4 to 3/10, (4W-3L) -30 DIMES
WEEK 10: 3/11 to 3/17, (3W-4L) +72.5 DIMES
WEEK 11: 3/18 to 3/24, (3W-4L) -162.5 DIMES
WEEK 12: 3/25 to 3/31, (3W-3L-1P) +12.5 DIMES
WEEK 13: 4/1 to 4/7, (4W-3L) +47.5 DIMES
WEEK 14: 4/8 to 4/14, (3W-4L) -21 DIMES
WEEK 15: 4/15 to 4/21, (4W-3L) +212.5 DIMES
WEEK 16: 4/22 to 4/28, (4W-3L) -145 DIMES
WEEK 17: 4/29 to 5/5, (4W-3L) +20 DIMES
WEEK 18: 5/6 to 5/12, (6W-1L) +310 DIMES
WEEK 19: 5/13 to 5/19, (5W-2L) +435 DIMES
WEEK 20: 5/20 to 5/26, (5W-2L) +430 DIMES
WEEK 21: 5/27 to 6/2, (4W-3L) +130 DIMES
WEEK 22: 6/3 to 6/9, (5W-2L) -13.75 DIMES
WEEK 23: 6/10 to 6/16, (4W-2L) +150 DIMES
WEEK 24: 6/17 to 6/23, (2W-5L) -400 DIMES
WEEK 25: 6/24 to 6/30, (2W-5L) -147.5 DIMES
WEEK 26: 7/1 to 7/7, (3W-4L) +1.5 DIMES
WEEK 27: 7/8 to 7/14, (2W-4L) -206.5 DIMES
WEEK 28: 7/15 to 7/21, (2W-2L) -80 DIMES
WEEK 29: 7/22 to 7/28, (3W-3L) -56.75 DIMES
WEEK 30: 7/29 to 8/4, (1W-6L) -215.5 DIMES
WEEK 31: 8/5 to 8/11, (5W-2L) +177.5 DIMES
WEEK 32: 8/12 to 8/18, (4W-3L) +33 DIMES
WEEK 33: 8/19 to 8/25, (3W-3L-1P) +28.5 DIMES
WEEK 34: 8/26 to 9/1, (6W-1L) +297.5 DIMES
WEEK 35: 9/2 to 9/8, (1W-6L) -390 DIMES
WEEK 36: 9/9 to 9/15, (4W-3L) -42.5 DIMES
WEEK 37: 9/16 to 9/22, (1W-6L) -285 DIMES
WEEK 38: 9/23 to 9/29, (5W-2L) +91 DIMES
WEEK 39: 9/30 to 10/6, (4W-3L) -102.5 DIMES
WEEK 40: 10/7 to 10/13, (3W-4L) -54 DIMES
WEEK 41: 10/14 to 10/20, (5W-2L) +175 DIMES
WEEK 42: 10/21 to 10/27, (2W-4L-1P) -197.5 DIMES
WEEK 43: 10/28 to 11/3, (4W-3L) -137.5 DIMES
WEEK 44: 11/4 to 11/10, (4W-3L) -48 DIMES
WEEK 45: 11/11 to 11/17, (6W-1L) +305 DIMES

 

[PimpyMcPimp]

LOSER LANG TRACKER (IN-SEASON SPORTS)

NFL PRESEASON FOOTBALL (2025)

5-2-1, +152 Dimes

DIME RATINGS

100 DIME: 0-1
75 DIME: 1-0-1
60 DIME: 2-0
50 DIME: 2-0
30 DIME: 0-1

NFL REGULAR SEASON FOOTBALL (2025-'26)

13-13, -513 Dimes

DIME RATINGS

200 DIME: 1-1
150 DIME: 1-3
100 DIME: 3-3
75 DIME: 0-2
60 DIME: 1-1
50 DIME: 7-3

COLLEGE FOOTBALL REGULAR SEASON (2025-'26)

24-15-1, +411 Dimes

DIME RATINGS

200 DIME: 2-1
150 DIME: 1-3
100 DIME: 6-1
75 DIME: 3-4
60 DIME: 5-2
50 DIME: 7-4-1

NBA REGULAR SEASON (2025-'26)

1-1, -32.5 Dimes

DIME RATINGS

75 DIME: 0-1
50 DIME: 1-0

COLLEGE HOOPS REGULAR SEASON (2025-'26)

2-1, -10 Dimes

DIME RATINGS

100 DIME: 0-1
50 DIME: 2-0

 

[PimpyMcPimp]

LOSER LANG 12+ YEAR RECORD TRACKER
1/01/2013 up to NOW!!!

NEGATIVE 15,216.5 DIMES

LANG $10 BETTOR DOWN $152,165 (PLUS $1,995 Yearly Fee For Picks x13 = -$178,100)

-Lang Past 12+ Years-
2025: NEGATIVE 92 DIMES (01/01/25 to 11/17/25)
2024: NEGATIVE 4,358.75 DIMES
2023: NEGATIVE 1,901.25 DIMES
2022: NEGATIVE 1,586.5 DIMES
2021: NEGATIVE 1,524.5 DIMES
2020: POSITIVE* 402.5 DIMES (*NOT A FULL YEAR DUE TO COVID)
2019: NEGATIVE 761.75 DIMES
2018: NEGATIVE 738 DIMES
2017: NEGATIVE 499.5 DIMES
2016: NEGATIVE 2,941.5 DIMES
2015: NEGATIVE 181 DIMES
2014: NEGATIVE 113.75 DIMES
2013: NEGATIVE 929 DIMES

9/01/2007 to 4/16/2010: NEGATIVE** 3,245.7 DIMES (**AS DOCUMENTED BY AL DEMARCO) (NOT INCLUDED IN ABOVE RECORD)

 

[PimpyMcPimp]

Got right back in the winners circle on Monday in my hottest sport: College hoops.
And it was 50 dime winner #8 in a row as Portland St (-6') 93-80 crushes Cal Bakersfield for college hoops winner #7 of 9 going back to last year.
The Vikings go wire to wire for the 93-80 double digit win delivering winning Monday #5 in a row and winning Monday 7 of the last 8 weeks.
Oh, and it was winning day #7 of 8 as well.
And let me just reemphasize last night: My job is to pick winners and just because there was a Monday night football game, all winners pay the same.
I am all over College Basketball and winner 8 of my last 10 going back to last year.
Oh, and it's winning day #8 of 9 and 50 dime winner #9 in a row.
It's my Underdog Game Of the Month.
Let's go.

 

[Buckeyefan80]

“hottest sport” where he’s 2-1 and still in the red!

 

[sniperpicks]

Yeah I thought he was red hot in NFL according to his own BS

Did he mention how his 2 team free teaser ate the entire ?

 

[theangryhog]

Got right back in the winners circle on Monday in my hottest sport: College hoops.
And it was 50 dime winner #8 in a row as Portland St (-6') 93-80 crushes Cal Bakersfield for college hoops winner #7 of 9 going back to last year.
The Vikings go wire to wire for the 93-80 double digit win delivering winning Monday #5 in a row and winning Monday 7 of the last 8 weeks.
Oh, and it was winning day #7 of 8 as well.
And let me just reemphasize last night: My job is to pick winners and just because there was a Monday night football game, all winners pay the same.
I am all over College Basketball and winner 8 of my last 10 going back to last year.
Oh, and it's winning day #8 of 9 and 50 dime winner #9 in a row.
It's my Underdog Game Of the Month.
Let's go.

Pimpy, I'm a pretty disciplined fellow. All about routine. Gym, food, work (I'm a lawyer). I have never done ANYTHING this religiously. Are you like this in other facets of your life? Or is this just your thing? Either way, amazing work.

Second thing I'm wondering -we know that Lang himself is a lifetime losing gambler. Like, it isn't even close and it isn't disputable, either, based on the documented evidence. But my question is, is the fade actually profitable if we used exactly Lang's dime sizes (including "selling" points when he buys them)? Imagine over the course of a year, Lang wagered 500 dimes per week for 52 weeks, = 26,000 dimes, multiplied by 1.15 (average vig because he always buys points) = 29,900 dimes wagered. Assume his annual loss was 3000 dimes. FYI these are inflated figures, I'm using them for the example. His 3K dime loss does not mean a fader won 3k dimes, because we pay vig too.

Do we know if a scientifically exact lang fade is actually profitable? Any math nerds want to take a crack at this? I'm guessing its awfully close.

 

[theangryhog]

Also, how come every single one of my posts is awaiting moderator approval? I have been a member here for over 10 years, I exclusively view and post (60 times) on this thread, I don't flame or troll. Why is every post flagged for review?

 

[jamesconte]

Lang straight cooking on this heater.
How long can it last ?

 

[Fica]

The Pick: My 50 Dime winner is the Tennessee Martin Skyhawks.

The Line: The current line is +23 1/2 at the majority of books in Vegas and offshore as of 10:00 pm EST. Be sure to shop around for the best line available.

Update: At 1:45 pm eastern time, the line is +20 1/2.

 

[savage1]

Lang straight cooking on this heater.
How long can it last ?

Let's put it this way:

Last year, the Colorado Rockies had a 43-119 record, one of the worst ever.

However, despite the miserable record, I distinctly remember a couple of winning streaks like four of 5 or even

a short-term 500 streak.

During those streaks, because of the high lines betting against them, one would have lost money if someone bet against them!!

The point is that although we all know that Lang is a loser long-term, on rare occasions, he can have a winning streak just like everyone

else, meaning that it is best to go easy betting against him and/or to wait until he cools off by losing a couple of games in a row

snf then start faading him!!

jmho

 

[carlitosway]

Also, how come every single one of my posts is awaiting moderator approval? I have been a member here for over 10 years, I exclusively view and post (60 times) on this thread, I don't flame or troll. Why is every post flagged for review?

Moderator micromanaging. Got it too last year as I would accidentally leave the VSIN tag on my posting of their articles. So I said fuck this no more after being but put on post review.

 

[Buckeyefan80]

Also, how come every single one of my posts is awaiting moderator approval? I have been a member here for over 10 years, I exclusively view and post (60 times) on this thread, I don't flame or troll. Why is every post flagged for review?

Bc therx sucks!!

 

[backdoorcover1]

Out of all the games I didn't expect Lang to pick this game at all and I was already on it beat a good portion of the line jump....I expected him to play Ohio 1st half or something as Budin had "crew" release on game...now the only difference though, even though it was a small added loss for me from the spread play I had....I played the money line on this dog. I got them at +1268. I really thought UT Martin had a solid shot at the outright win and I played it on top of the +23. Not highly expected but in a game I was looking for a possible 5-8 point win for FSU that money line held a solid payout for a predicted closer game. FSU got it done second half and pulled away better than I thought. Once I saw Lang on this I knew If Martin got it done outright I was going to send them a snapshot on how to play a mother f#%@kin underdog outright lol.

 

[vegassahara]

How amazing is Lang?! The GOAT never loses! The Westgate made me fill out some money laundering form because I'm cashing $10k a day.

 

[richporter]

can't wait for the regression

 

[richporter]

so I'm going to go ahead and assume hes got Kent ST +7.5 tonight

 

[PimpyMcPimp]

LOSER LANG 2025 BANKROLL
NEGATIVE 42 DIMES

LANG $10 BETTOR DOWN $420 (MINUS $1,995 Yearly Fee For Picks = -$2,415)

PAID PICKS: 166-146-4 / 53.2%

-Lang by Month 2024-
JAN: 14-17 -399 DIMES
FEB: 16-12-1 +274.5 DIMES
MAR: 14-17 -745 DIMES
APR: 12-17 -74.75 DIMES
MAY: 14-17 -450 DIMES
JUN: 12-15 -676 DIMES
JUL: 10-17 -936.75 DIMES
AUG: 17-13-1 +269.75 DIMES
SEP: 17-13 -60 DIMES
OCT: 17-13-1 -58.5 DIMES
NOV: 15-15 -623.5 DIMES
DEC: 14-16 -877 DIMES
-Lang by Month 2025-
JAN: 17-14 +55.5 DIMES
FEB: 15-13-1 -191 DIMES
MAR: 14-16-1 -252.5 DIMES
APR: 16-14 +86.5 DIMES
MAY: 22-9 +1,347.5 DIMES
JUN: 14-15 -426.25 DIMES
JUL: 11-15 -376.75 DIMES
AUG: 17-13-1 +296 DIMES
SEP: 12-18 -616.5 DIMES
OCT: 17-13-1 -51.5 DIMES
NOV: 12-6 +82 DIMES

-Lang by Week-
WEEK 00: 12/31 to 1/6, (4W-3L) +228 DIMES (4W-2L +393 Dimes from 1/1 to 1/6)
WEEK 01: 1/7 to 1/13, (3W-4L) -375 DIMES
WEEK 02: 1/14 to 1/20, (2W-5L) -485 DIMES
WEEK 03: 1/21 to 1/27, (5W-2L) +407.5 DIMES
WEEK 04: 1/28 to 2/3, (6W-1L) +390 DIMES
WEEK 05: 2/4 to 2/10, (4W-4L) +70 DIMES
WEEK 06: 2/11 to 2/17, (4W-3L) -97.5 DIMES
WEEK 07: 2/18 to 2/24, (2W-4L-1P) -313.5 DIMES
WEEK 08: 2/25 to 3/3, (3W-4L) -270 DIMES
WEEK 09: 3/4 to 3/10, (4W-3L) -30 DIMES
WEEK 10: 3/11 to 3/17, (3W-4L) +72.5 DIMES
WEEK 11: 3/18 to 3/24, (3W-4L) -162.5 DIMES
WEEK 12: 3/25 to 3/31, (3W-3L-1P) +12.5 DIMES
WEEK 13: 4/1 to 4/7, (4W-3L) +47.5 DIMES
WEEK 14: 4/8 to 4/14, (3W-4L) -21 DIMES
WEEK 15: 4/15 to 4/21, (4W-3L) +212.5 DIMES
WEEK 16: 4/22 to 4/28, (4W-3L) -145 DIMES
WEEK 17: 4/29 to 5/5, (4W-3L) +20 DIMES
WEEK 18: 5/6 to 5/12, (6W-1L) +310 DIMES
WEEK 19: 5/13 to 5/19, (5W-2L) +435 DIMES
WEEK 20: 5/20 to 5/26, (5W-2L) +430 DIMES
WEEK 21: 5/27 to 6/2, (4W-3L) +130 DIMES
WEEK 22: 6/3 to 6/9, (5W-2L) -13.75 DIMES
WEEK 23: 6/10 to 6/16, (4W-2L) +150 DIMES
WEEK 24: 6/17 to 6/23, (2W-5L) -400 DIMES
WEEK 25: 6/24 to 6/30, (2W-5L) -147.5 DIMES
WEEK 26: 7/1 to 7/7, (3W-4L) +1.5 DIMES
WEEK 27: 7/8 to 7/14, (2W-4L) -206.5 DIMES
WEEK 28: 7/15 to 7/21, (2W-2L) -80 DIMES
WEEK 29: 7/22 to 7/28, (3W-3L) -56.75 DIMES
WEEK 30: 7/29 to 8/4, (1W-6L) -215.5 DIMES
WEEK 31: 8/5 to 8/11, (5W-2L) +177.5 DIMES
WEEK 32: 8/12 to 8/18, (4W-3L) +33 DIMES
WEEK 33: 8/19 to 8/25, (3W-3L-1P) +28.5 DIMES
WEEK 34: 8/26 to 9/1, (6W-1L) +297.5 DIMES
WEEK 35: 9/2 to 9/8, (1W-6L) -390 DIMES
WEEK 36: 9/9 to 9/15, (4W-3L) -42.5 DIMES
WEEK 37: 9/16 to 9/22, (1W-6L) -285 DIMES
WEEK 38: 9/23 to 9/29, (5W-2L) +91 DIMES
WEEK 39: 9/30 to 10/6, (4W-3L) -102.5 DIMES
WEEK 40: 10/7 to 10/13, (3W-4L) -54 DIMES
WEEK 41: 10/14 to 10/20, (5W-2L) +175 DIMES
WEEK 42: 10/21 to 10/27, (2W-4L-1P) -197.5 DIMES
WEEK 43: 10/28 to 11/3, (4W-3L) -137.5 DIMES
WEEK 44: 11/4 to 11/10, (4W-3L) -48 DIMES
WEEK 45: 11/11 to 11/17, (6W-1L) +305 DIMES
WEEK 46: 11/18 to 11/24, (1W-0L) +50 DIMES

 

[PimpyMcPimp]

LOSER LANG TRACKER (IN-SEASON SPORTS)

NFL PRESEASON FOOTBALL (2025)

5-2-1, +152 Dimes

DIME RATINGS

100 DIME: 0-1
75 DIME: 1-0-1
60 DIME: 2-0
50 DIME: 2-0
30 DIME: 0-1

NFL REGULAR SEASON FOOTBALL (2025-'26)

13-13, -513 Dimes

DIME RATINGS

200 DIME: 1-1
150 DIME: 1-3
100 DIME: 3-3
75 DIME: 0-2
60 DIME: 1-1
50 DIME: 7-3

COLLEGE FOOTBALL REGULAR SEASON (2025-'26)

24-15-1, +411 Dimes

DIME RATINGS

200 DIME: 2-1
150 DIME: 1-3
100 DIME: 6-1
75 DIME: 3-4
60 DIME: 5-2
50 DIME: 7-4-1

NBA REGULAR SEASON (2025-'26)

1-1, -32.5 Dimes

DIME RATINGS

75 DIME: 0-1
50 DIME: 1-0

COLLEGE HOOPS REGULAR SEASON (2025-'26)

3-1, +40 Dimes

DIME RATINGS

100 DIME: 0-1
50 DIME: 3-0

 

[PimpyMcPimp]

LOSER LANG 12+ YEAR RECORD TRACKER
1/01/2013 up to NOW!!!

NEGATIVE 15,166.5 DIMES

LANG $10 BETTOR DOWN $151,665 (PLUS $1,995 Yearly Fee For Picks x13 = -$177,600)

-Lang Past 12+ Years-
2025: NEGATIVE 42 DIMES (01/01/25 to 11/18/25)
2024: NEGATIVE 4,358.75 DIMES
2023: NEGATIVE 1,901.25 DIMES
2022: NEGATIVE 1,586.5 DIMES
2021: NEGATIVE 1,524.5 DIMES
2020: POSITIVE* 402.5 DIMES (*NOT A FULL YEAR DUE TO COVID)
2019: NEGATIVE 761.75 DIMES
2018: NEGATIVE 738 DIMES
2017: NEGATIVE 499.5 DIMES
2016: NEGATIVE 2,941.5 DIMES
2015: NEGATIVE 181 DIMES
2014: NEGATIVE 113.75 DIMES
2013: NEGATIVE 929 DIMES

9/01/2007 to 4/16/2010: NEGATIVE** 3,245.7 DIMES (**AS DOCUMENTED BY AL DEMARCO) (NOT INCLUDED IN ABOVE RECORD)