The "REAL" Fade Brandon Lang Thread

[PimpyMcPimp]

LOSER LANG 12+ YEAR RECORD TRACKER
1/01/2013 up to NOW!!!

NEGATIVE 15,288.5 DIMES

LANG $10 BETTOR DOWN $152,885 (PLUS $1,995 Yearly Fee For Picks x13 = -$178,820)

-Lang Past 12+ Years-
2025: NEGATIVE 164 DIMES (01/01/25 to 10/18/25)
2024: NEGATIVE 4,358.75 DIMES
2023: NEGATIVE 1,901.25 DIMES
2022: NEGATIVE 1,586.5 DIMES
2021: NEGATIVE 1,524.5 DIMES
2020: POSITIVE* 402.5 DIMES (*NOT A FULL YEAR DUE TO COVID)
2019: NEGATIVE 761.75 DIMES
2018: NEGATIVE 738 DIMES
2017: NEGATIVE 499.5 DIMES
2016: NEGATIVE 2,941.5 DIMES
2015: NEGATIVE 181 DIMES
2014: NEGATIVE 113.75 DIMES
2013: NEGATIVE 929 DIMES

9/01/2007 to 4/16/2010: NEGATIVE** 3,245.7 DIMES (**AS DOCUMENTED BY AL DEMARCO) (NOT INCLUDED IN ABOVE RECORD)

 

[PimpyMcPimp]

It's time to step up and deliver in the NFL yet again.
And it's 100 dime winner #2 in a row after the 100 dime winner on the Lions 2 Sunday's ago crushing the Bengals by double digits.
And of course last Sunday with the 200 dime winner on the Steelers (-5') crushing the Browns by double digits.
Speaking of those Steelers, went against them Thursday night and got myself a 50 dime winner on those same Bengals beating Pittsburgh outright 33-31.
As for Saturday, went into the card absolutely on fire after Wednesday's Jacksonville State outright over Delaware and Friday's Minnesota outright over Nebraska.
And I wasted all that momentum with my 100 dimer going down on South Carolina at home over Oklahoma as the Gamecocks offense was atrocious.
As far as Saturday free winners on my video, I go 2-1 with winners on Vandy and Oregon/Rutgers Over with the loser on Iowa. Now 4-1 my last 5 since Thursday.
I am now 5-3 on Saturday's in College football and my overall record now stands at 15-10 for the year.
Now on to the NFL where it's been a solid run the last 3 weeks:
LAST 7 NFL RELEASES
7-1
$10 Better Has Made $5,320
So here we go.
Let's hammer home NFL winner #2 in a row. NFL Winning 100 Dime Winner #3 In A Row and Winning Sunday #4 in a row right along with it.
And push this current NFL run to 8 of my last 9.
Let's go.

 

[PimpyMcPimp]

Oh sure, Lang will tell you he is 15-10 in college football but won't tell you he's only up 26.5 dimes because he knows it isn't shit and makes him look bad.

And he will tell you that he is 7-1 his last 8 NFL plays, and his customers are up over 5 grand, but he won't tell you he's actually 7-9 overall in the NFL and clients are actually down $2,430.

Why? Because he's a scamming piece of shit, that's why.

 

[Fica]

The Pick: My 100 Dime winner is the Arizona Cardinals.

The Line: The current line is +7 at the majority of books in Vegas and offshore as of 8:45 am EST. Be sure to shop around for the best line available.

Note: If your line is anywhere from +5 1/2 to +7, I advise buying the 1/2 point up on the Cardinals.

 

[sniperpicks]

 

[sniperpicks]

Kyle Murray OUT news came out same time as clowns play

 

[seth]

Buying the half point again but will still shout and gloat if they win outright. Beyond embarrassing

 

[sniperpicks]

correction .... i was just told KYLE been announced OUT for 24 hours or more so LANG has no excuse


Packers RB Jacobs maybe out

 

[StackinGreen]

correction .... i was just told KYLE been announced OUT for 24 hours or more so LANG has no excuse


Packers RB Jacobs maybe out

NFL strange. One of those things also is Brissett playing just fine for Arizona. Jacobs getting carries with Wilson right now.

Interestingly, favorites started today 6-1. The only ATS dog that won was Carolina (+1) of course vs the Jets.

 

[richporter]

unreal how bad of a 1st half that was.. were gonna need a monster 2H fml

 

[Buckeyefan80]

Kyle Murray OUT news came out same time as clowns play

Murray was ruled out way before his play came out. Think it was Friday actually.

 

[jamesconte]

Lang wins his games here and there.
Just stay the course.
Start with 1000
Bet 1 dollar a unit
Till your at 2000
Then bet 2 per unit
Rinse repeat. Im currently on the cusp of advancing to 2 dollars per.

 

[StackinGreen]

Approaching 2 months to go and Langer only down -164

Wow. I'm going to guess he finishes at -480 dimes.

 

[PimpyMcPimp]

LOSER LANG 2025 BANKROLL
NEGATIVE 64 DIMES

LANG $10 BETTOR DOWN $640 (PLUS $1,995 Yearly Fee For Picks = -$2,635)

PAID PICKS: 148-135-3 / 52.2%

-Lang by Month 2024-
JAN: 14-17 -399 DIMES
FEB: 16-12-1 +274.5 DIMES
MAR: 14-17 -745 DIMES
APR: 12-17 -74.75 DIMES
MAY: 14-17 -450 DIMES
JUN: 12-15 -676 DIMES
JUL: 10-17 -936.75 DIMES
AUG: 17-13-1 +269.75 DIMES
SEP: 17-13 -60 DIMES
OCT: 17-13-1 -58.5 DIMES
NOV: 15-15 -623.5 DIMES
DEC: 14-16 -877 DIMES
-Lang by Month 2025-
JAN: 17-14 +55.5 DIMES
FEB: 15-13-1 -191 DIMES
MAR: 14-16-1 -252.5 DIMES
APR: 16-14 +86.5 DIMES
MAY: 22-9 +1,347.5 DIMES
JUN: 14-15 -426.25 DIMES
JUL: 11-15 -376.75 DIMES
AUG: 17-13-1 +296 DIMES
SEP: 12-18 -616.5 DIMES
OCT: 11-8 +8.5 DIMES

-Lang by Week-
WEEK 00: 12/31 to 1/6, (4W-3L) +228 DIMES (4W-2L +393 Dimes from 1/1 to 1/6)
WEEK 01: 1/7 to 1/13, (3W-4L) -375 DIMES
WEEK 02: 1/14 to 1/20, (2W-5L) -485 DIMES
WEEK 03: 1/21 to 1/27, (5W-2L) +407.5 DIMES
WEEK 04: 1/28 to 2/3, (6W-1L) +390 DIMES
WEEK 05: 2/4 to 2/10, (4W-4L) +70 DIMES
WEEK 06: 2/11 to 2/17, (4W-3L) -97.5 DIMES
WEEK 07: 2/18 to 2/24, (2W-4L-1P) -313.5 DIMES
WEEK 08: 2/25 to 3/3, (3W-4L) -270 DIMES
WEEK 09: 3/4 to 3/10, (4W-3L) -30 DIMES
WEEK 10: 3/11 to 3/17, (3W-4L) +72.5 DIMES
WEEK 11: 3/18 to 3/24, (3W-4L) -162.5 DIMES
WEEK 12: 3/25 to 3/31, (3W-3L-1P) +12.5 DIMES
WEEK 13: 4/1 to 4/7, (4W-3L) +47.5 DIMES
WEEK 14: 4/8 to 4/14, (3W-4L) -21 DIMES
WEEK 15: 4/15 to 4/21, (4W-3L) +212.5 DIMES
WEEK 16: 4/22 to 4/28, (4W-3L) -145 DIMES
WEEK 17: 4/29 to 5/5, (4W-3L) +20 DIMES
WEEK 18: 5/6 to 5/12, (6W-1L) +310 DIMES
WEEK 19: 5/13 to 5/19, (5W-2L) +435 DIMES
WEEK 20: 5/20 to 5/26, (5W-2L) +430 DIMES
WEEK 21: 5/27 to 6/2, (4W-3L) +130 DIMES
WEEK 22: 6/3 to 6/9, (5W-2L) -13.75 DIMES
WEEK 23: 6/10 to 6/16, (4W-2L) +150 DIMES
WEEK 24: 6/17 to 6/23, (2W-5L) -400 DIMES
WEEK 25: 6/24 to 6/30, (2W-5L) -147.5 DIMES
WEEK 26: 7/1 to 7/7, (3W-4L) +1.5 DIMES
WEEK 27: 7/8 to 7/14, (2W-4L) -206.5 DIMES
WEEK 28: 7/15 to 7/21, (2W-2L) -80 DIMES
WEEK 29: 7/22 to 7/28, (3W-3L) -56.75 DIMES
WEEK 30: 7/29 to 8/4, (1W-6L) -215.5 DIMES
WEEK 31: 8/5 to 8/11, (5W-2L) +177.5 DIMES
WEEK 32: 8/12 to 8/18, (4W-3L) +33 DIMES
WEEK 33: 8/19 to 8/25, (3W-3L-1P) +28.5 DIMES
WEEK 34: 8/26 to 9/1, (6W-1L) +297.5 DIMES
WEEK 35: 9/2 to 9/8, (1W-6L) -390 DIMES
WEEK 36: 9/9 to 9/15, (4W-3L) -42.5 DIMES
WEEK 37: 9/16 to 9/22, (1W-6L) -285 DIMES
WEEK 38: 9/23 to 9/29, (5W-2L) +91 DIMES
WEEK 39: 9/30 to 10/6, (4W-3L) -102.5 DIMES
WEEK 40: 10/7 to 10/13, (3W-4L) -54 DIMES
WEEK 41: 10/14 to 10/20, (4W-2L) +125 DIMES

 

[PimpyMcPimp]

LOSER LANG TRACKER (IN-SEASON SPORTS)

MLB REGULAR SEASON (2025)

38-47, -766.5 Dimes

DIME RATINGS

200 DIME: 1-1
150 DIME: 0-1
100 DIME: 2-5
75 DIME: 8-10
60 DIME: 4-3
50 DIME: 15-17
40 DIME: 2-2
30 DIME: 2-3
20 DIME: 4-4
10 DIME: 0-1

MLB PLAYOFFS (2025)

1-3, -80 Dimes

DIME RATINGS

40 DIME: 1-3

NFL PRESEASON FOOTBALL (2025)

5-2-1, +152 Dimes

DIME RATINGS

100 DIME: 0-1
75 DIME: 1-0-1
60 DIME: 2-0
50 DIME: 2-0
30 DIME: 0-1

NFL REGULAR SEASON FOOTBALL (2025-'26)

8-9, -143 Dimes

DIME RATINGS

200 DIME: 1-0
150 DIME: 0-1
100 DIME: 3-2
75 DIME: 0-2
60 DIME: 1-1
50 DIME: 3-3

COLLEGE FOOTBALL REGULAR SEASON (2025-'26)

15-10, +26.5 Dimes

DIME RATINGS

200 DIME: 1-1
150 DIME: 0-2
100 DIME: 4-1
75 DIME: 3-3
60 DIME: 2-1
50 DIME: 5-2

 

[PimpyMcPimp]

LOSER LANG 12+ YEAR RECORD TRACKER
1/01/2013 up to NOW!!!

NEGATIVE 15,188.5 DIMES

LANG $10 BETTOR DOWN $151,885 (PLUS $1,995 Yearly Fee For Picks x13 = -$177,820)

-Lang Past 12+ Years-
2025: NEGATIVE 64 DIMES (01/01/25 to 10/19/25)
2024: NEGATIVE 4,358.75 DIMES
2023: NEGATIVE 1,901.25 DIMES
2022: NEGATIVE 1,586.5 DIMES
2021: NEGATIVE 1,524.5 DIMES
2020: POSITIVE* 402.5 DIMES (*NOT A FULL YEAR DUE TO COVID)
2019: NEGATIVE 761.75 DIMES
2018: NEGATIVE 738 DIMES
2017: NEGATIVE 499.5 DIMES
2016: NEGATIVE 2,941.5 DIMES
2015: NEGATIVE 181 DIMES
2014: NEGATIVE 113.75 DIMES
2013: NEGATIVE 929 DIMES

9/01/2007 to 4/16/2010: NEGATIVE** 3,245.7 DIMES (**AS DOCUMENTED BY AL DEMARCO) (NOT INCLUDED IN ABOVE RECORD)

 

[PimpyMcPimp]

And I remain the hottest NFL handicapper on this website.
NFL winner #8 of my last 9 was money in the bank the entire way as Arizona (+7) gets the cover at home over Green Bay losing by four 27-23.
Trust me if I tell you, if you watched the game, the Cardinals should have won the game outright but once again, their coach got in the way and screwed it up.
To be blunt, all 5 losses by the Cardinals have been by 4 points or less and that ladies and gentleman falls right on the head of your head coach.
So yes, would have been nice to get the outright win but winning Sunday #4 in a row was as sweet as it gets.
And now it's time to hand you a 6th straight 50 dime winner and push this NFL run to 9-1 my last 10.
Nothing more to say. Nothing more to do.
This NFL winning streak continues tonight.
Lets' go!!

FREE PICK: BUCS/LIONS OVER 53

 

[Fica]

The Pick: My 50 Dime winner is the Detroit Lions.

The Line: The current line is -6 at the majority of books in Vegas and offshore as of 8:45 am EST. Be sure to shop around for the best line available.

 

[jamesconte]

Approaching 2 months to go and Langer only down -164

Wow. I'm going to guess he finishes at -480 dimes.

You know that old bald scumbag is praying to keep that green number up till years end. But even if he does , having a profit of 100 or so over 12 months is total clown show

 

[backdoorcover1]

So yes, would have been nice to get the outright win but winning Sunday #4 in a row was as sweet as it gets.

lol.....always it's so much better to get the outright win when your taking plus points and not the money line. It pays more if you have a +7 that wins outright vs just covering the spread you bet on.
I want him just once this NFL season to back up a puppy money line on a live underdog of +3 of more and release a play on the spread with at least a 10 dimer on the money line. I bet he wouldn't play money line on a +1 or +1.5. Never gonna happen.