The "REAL" Fade Brandon Lang Thread

[PimpyMcPimp]

LOSER LANG 2025 BANKROLL
POSITIVE 194 DIMES

LANG $10 BETTOR UP $1,940 (MINUS $1,995 Yearly Fee For Picks = -$55)

PAID PICKS: 119-107-3 / 52.6%

-Lang by Month 2024-
JAN: 14-17 -399 DIMES
FEB: 16-12-1 +274.5 DIMES
MAR: 14-17 -745 DIMES
APR: 12-17 -74.75 DIMES
MAY: 14-17 -450 DIMES
JUN: 12-15 -676 DIMES
JUL: 10-17 -936.75 DIMES
AUG: 17-13-1 +269.75 DIMES
SEP: 17-13 -60 DIMES
OCT: 17-13-1 -58.5 DIMES
NOV: 15-15 -623.5 DIMES
DEC: 14-16 -877 DIMES
-Lang by Month 2025-
JAN: 17-14 +55.5 DIMES
FEB: 15-13-1 -191 DIMES
MAR: 14-16-1 -252.5 DIMES
APR: 16-14 +86.5 DIMES
MAY: 22-9 +1,347.5 DIMES
JUN: 14-15 -426.25 DIMES
JUL: 11-15 -376.75 DIMES
AUG: 10-11-1 -54 DIMES

-Lang by Week-
WEEK 00: 12/31 to 1/6, (4W-3L) +228 DIMES (4W-2L +393 Dimes from 1/1 to 1/6)
WEEK 01: 1/7 to 1/13, (3W-4L) -375 DIMES
WEEK 02: 1/14 to 1/20, (2W-5L) -485 DIMES
WEEK 03: 1/21 to 1/27, (5W-2L) +407.5 DIMES
WEEK 04: 1/28 to 2/3, (6W-1L) +390 DIMES
WEEK 05: 2/4 to 2/10, (4W-4L) +70 DIMES
WEEK 06: 2/11 to 2/17, (4W-3L) -97.5 DIMES
WEEK 07: 2/18 to 2/24, (2W-4L-1P) -313.5 DIMES
WEEK 08: 2/25 to 3/3, (3W-4L) -270 DIMES
WEEK 09: 3/4 to 3/10, (4W-3L) -30 DIMES
WEEK 10: 3/11 to 3/17, (3W-4L) +72.5 DIMES
WEEK 11: 3/18 to 3/24, (3W-4L) -162.5 DIMES
WEEK 12: 3/25 to 3/31, (3W-3L-1P) +12.5 DIMES
WEEK 13: 4/1 to 4/7, (4W-3L) +47.5 DIMES
WEEK 14: 4/8 to 4/14, (3W-4L) -21 DIMES
WEEK 15: 4/15 to 4/21, (4W-3L) +212.5 DIMES
WEEK 16: 4/22 to 4/28, (4W-3L) -145 DIMES
WEEK 17: 4/29 to 5/5, (4W-3L) +20 DIMES
WEEK 18: 5/6 to 5/12, (6W-1L) +310 DIMES
WEEK 19: 5/13 to 5/19, (5W-2L) +435 DIMES
WEEK 20: 5/20 to 5/26, (5W-2L) +430 DIMES
WEEK 21: 5/27 to 6/2, (4W-3L) +130 DIMES
WEEK 22: 6/3 to 6/9, (5W-2L) -13.75 DIMES
WEEK 23: 6/10 to 6/16, (4W-2L) +150 DIMES
WEEK 24: 6/17 to 6/23, (2W-5L) -400 DIMES
WEEK 25: 6/24 to 6/30, (2W-5L) -147.5 DIMES
WEEK 26: 7/1 to 7/7, (3W-4L) +1.5 DIMES
WEEK 27: 7/8 to 7/14, (2W-4L) -206.5 DIMES
WEEK 28: 7/15 to 7/21, (2W-2L) -80 DIMES
WEEK 29: 7/22 to 7/28, (3W-3L) -56.75 DIMES
WEEK 30: 7/29 to 8/4, (1W-6L) -215.5 DIMES
WEEK 31: 8/5 to 8/11, (5W-2L) +177.5 DIMES
WEEK 32: 8/12 to 8/18, (4W-3L) +33 DIMES
WEEK 33: 8/19 to 8/25, (1W-2L-1P) -74 DIMES

 

[PimpyMcPimp]

LOSER LANG TRACKER (IN-SEASON SPORTS)

MLB REGULAR SEASON (2025)

32-41, -705 Dimes

DIME RATINGS

200 DIME: 1-1
150 DIME: 0-1
100 DIME: 2-4
75 DIME: 8-10
60 DIME: 4-3
50 DIME: 10-13
40 DIME: 1-1
30 DIME: 2-3
20 DIME: 4-4
10 DIME: 0-1

NFL PRESEASON FOOTBALL (2025)

5-2-1, +152 Dimes

DIME RATINGS

100 DIME: 0-1
75 DIME: 1-0-1
60 DIME: 2-0
50 DIME: 2-0
30 DIME: 0-1

 

[PimpyMcPimp]

LOSER LANG 12+ YEAR RECORD TRACKER
1/01/2013 up to NOW!!!

NEGATIVE 14,930.5 DIMES

LANG $10 BETTOR DOWN $149,305 (PLUS $1,995 Yearly Fee For Picks x13 = -$175,240)

-Lang Past 12+ Years-
2025: POSITIVE 194 DIMES (01/01/25 to 08/22/25)
2024: NEGATIVE 4,358.75 DIMES
2023: NEGATIVE 1,901.25 DIMES
2022: NEGATIVE 1,586.5 DIMES
2021: NEGATIVE 1,524.5 DIMES
2020: POSITIVE* 402.5 DIMES (*NOT A FULL YEAR DUE TO COVID)
2019: NEGATIVE 761.75 DIMES
2018: NEGATIVE 738 DIMES
2017: NEGATIVE 499.5 DIMES
2016: NEGATIVE 2,941.5 DIMES
2015: NEGATIVE 181 DIMES
2014: NEGATIVE 113.75 DIMES
2013: NEGATIVE 929 DIMES

9/01/2007 to 4/16/2010: NEGATIVE** 3,245.7 DIMES (**AS DOCUMENTED BY AL DEMARCO) (NOT INCLUDED IN ABOVE RECORD)

 

[PimpyMcPimp]

Nice to have College football start a week earlier.
And of course the marquee matchup is Iowa State and Kansas State in Dublin Ireland.
Last year I started the 2024 college football season with a BANG in good old Dublin Ireland!!!!
I handed you a 100 dime winner on Georgia Tech (+10') outright over Florida State 24-21.
What a way to start college football last year with an absolute underdog shocker winner.
Well the big question on the table today is do I roll out the Cyclones today as a dog or do I jump on the small chalk Kansas State???
Well, I am 7-4 my last 11 college football 100 dime releases and I am going for a 4th straight football winner after cashing my last 3 NFL preseason releases.
Last Sunday the 75 dime winner on the Jags 1st half over the Saints 17-3. Monday night 50 dime 1st half winner on the Bengals 1st Half 28-14 over Commanders.
Of course Thursday night the 50 dime winner on the Steelers/Panthers Under 35 and last night the 75 dime winner on the Bears (-1 1/2) 29-27 over Chiefs.
So here we go. 1st Saturday of College football and some solid winning numbers to take into today.
It's football winner #5 in a row. We're talking Dublin, Ireland 100 dime winner #2 in a row and 100 dime College football winner #8 of my last 12!!!
College football is back baby.
LFG.

 

[steve021]

Football season begins gentlemen, good luck to all


The Pick: My 100 Dime winner is the Iowa State Cyclones

The Line: The current line is +3 at the majority of books in Vegas and offshore as of 6:00 am EST. If your line is anywhere from +2 1/2 to +4 I advise buying the 1/2 point up on the Cyclones. Be sure to shop around for the best line available.

 

[PimpyMcPimp]

Lang's College Football from the past 2 years...


COLLEGE FOOTBALL REGULAR SEASON (2024-'25)

26-14-2, +187.5 Dimes

DIME RATINGS

200 DIME: 1-2
150 DIME: 4-6
100 DIME: 4-3-1
75 DIME: 14-3-1
60 DIME: 2-0
50 DIME: 1-0

COLLEGE FOOTBALL BOWL SEASON (2024-'25)

7-7, -440 Dimes

DIME RATINGS

200 DIME: 0-1
150 DIME: 1-3
100 DIME: 2-1
75 DIME: 2-2
60 DIME: 2-0

COLLEGE FOOTBALL REGULAR SEASON (2023-'24)

23-20, -245.5 Dimes

DIME RATINGS

200 DIME: 1-4
150 DIME: 6-2
100 DIME: 3-1
80 DIME: 2-2
75 DIME: 6-9
60 DIME: 1-0
50 DIME: 2-2
40 DIME: 2-0

COLLEGE FOOTBALL BOWL SEASON (2023-'24)

3-5, -517.5 Dimes

DIME RATINGS

200 DIME: 0-1
150 DIME: 1-3
100 DIME: 1-0
75 DIME: 1-1

 

[backdoorcover1]

Rick Torino, David Jace, Jackson Reyes, and Lang are all on the Iowa State and they all.....you guessed it.....advice buying up the half point. these are confirmed
Demarco, Big Mike Tompkins, and Jason Mahaffey are all on Kansas -14 (none buying points) just extra confirmed for you.


Brandon Lang

Today's Selection

The Pick: My 100 Dime winner is the Iowa State Cyclones

The Line: The current line is +3 at the majority of books in Vegas and offshore as of 6:00 am EST. If your line is anywhere from +2 1/2 to +4 I advise buying the 1/2 point up on the Cyclones. Be sure to shop around for the best line available.

 

[seth]

First game of the season and he's so confident that of course he's buying the half point. Absolutely shameless

 

[finman13]

Langs tale of the tape has it as a push, but elsewhere it says its a winner. They really got their acts together over there.

 

[finman13]

First game of the season and he's so confident that of course he's buying the half point. Absolutely shameless

Of course if iowa state wins, he will crow about that. What a tool.

 

[sniperpicks]

It’s at 3 now

 

[finman13]

"OUTRIGHT OUTRIGHT OUTRIGHT "
IT DOESNT MATTER , IT DOESNT MATTER, IT DOESNT MATTER

 

[vegassahara]

Another outright dog winner for the underdog GOAT Lang!

Might get a Korean girl in honor of him tonight.

 

[PimpyMcPimp]

Lang screaming OUTRIGHT after he told people to buy the half point up.

Clown Capper behavior.

 

[PimpyMcPimp]

Might get a Korean girl in honor of him tonight.

Who you kidding?
We know you like boys, just like your hero Lang.

 

[savage1]

Who you kidding?
We know you like boys, just like your hero Lang.

IPimp- am not going to get involved here other than to say that your meticulous record-keeping of his laughable and

deplorable record speaks for itself!!

Of course, he is going to win once in a while, as he did in the NBA playoffs!!

Also, he is always going to have a detractor here and there who he either pays to say nice things about him and/or because

the person who does it has nothing more productive to do in his own life!!

The fact that Lang has to still caddy and deliver food for Uber at his age tells me that he is struggling financially, obviously

because virtually no one is interested in purchasing his picks except for fading!!

All one has to do is read a few of his arrogant/know-it-all promotions and/or self-glorification when he wins and excuse up the yin-yang

when he loses, to have an understanding of what this guy is all about!!

Lang has a deep and untreated psychosis and is never going to change and will probably be pumping and TRYING to sell his picks

until the day he dies!!

My advice is shut out the noise and keep doing what you do as we all appreciate it, except lang of course but with the possibility

always at hand that he is a latent masochist and on some level of consciousness loves getting pummeled by you

and others!!

That's it!!

 

[savage1]

First line should read "Pimp, I am not" etc.

 

[backdoorcover1]

Lang screaming OUTRIGHT after he told people to buy the half point up.

Clown Capper behavior.

Never understood these "cappers" claiming OUTRIGHT!!! after a point spread play release as to if somehow it makes the play better. If you have a team +14.5 and they win outright and you played 14.5 it pays the same as if they lost by 14....OUTRIGHT would be said if the capper CALLED FOR THE OUTRIGHT MONEYLINE PLAY. If Lang called for the outright money line play at +130 and they won outright then he has something. other than that as long as its within the spread it has nothing to do with any outright winner its just a win. Even on a whole 3 point favored team losing outright isn't all that impressive....they were a single field goal favorite.

If an NFL team is a 10 point underdog and you call for the outright and sell the money line play say +400 then by all means post that you told your clients the outright was the play. You probably had a big play on the spread and sprinkled some of the money line in this above scenario.

If a capper cannot put a small play on the money line as well then they shouldn't be yelling about some OUTRIGHT win that has nothing to do with what their pick was against the spread. Any team that is a 3 point underdog obviously has a solid chance to be an outright winner.

 

[PimpyMcPimp]

LOSER LANG 2025 BANKROLL
POSITIVE 294 DIMES

LANG $10 BETTOR UP $2,940 (MINUS $1,995 Yearly Fee For Picks = +$945)

PAID PICKS: 120-107-3 / 52.8%

-Lang by Month 2024-
JAN: 14-17 -399 DIMES
FEB: 16-12-1 +274.5 DIMES
MAR: 14-17 -745 DIMES
APR: 12-17 -74.75 DIMES
MAY: 14-17 -450 DIMES
JUN: 12-15 -676 DIMES
JUL: 10-17 -936.75 DIMES
AUG: 17-13-1 +269.75 DIMES
SEP: 17-13 -60 DIMES
OCT: 17-13-1 -58.5 DIMES
NOV: 15-15 -623.5 DIMES
DEC: 14-16 -877 DIMES
-Lang by Month 2025-
JAN: 17-14 +55.5 DIMES
FEB: 15-13-1 -191 DIMES
MAR: 14-16-1 -252.5 DIMES
APR: 16-14 +86.5 DIMES
MAY: 22-9 +1,347.5 DIMES
JUN: 14-15 -426.25 DIMES
JUL: 11-15 -376.75 DIMES
AUG: 11-11-1 +46 DIMES

-Lang by Week-
WEEK 00: 12/31 to 1/6, (4W-3L) +228 DIMES (4W-2L +393 Dimes from 1/1 to 1/6)
WEEK 01: 1/7 to 1/13, (3W-4L) -375 DIMES
WEEK 02: 1/14 to 1/20, (2W-5L) -485 DIMES
WEEK 03: 1/21 to 1/27, (5W-2L) +407.5 DIMES
WEEK 04: 1/28 to 2/3, (6W-1L) +390 DIMES
WEEK 05: 2/4 to 2/10, (4W-4L) +70 DIMES
WEEK 06: 2/11 to 2/17, (4W-3L) -97.5 DIMES
WEEK 07: 2/18 to 2/24, (2W-4L-1P) -313.5 DIMES
WEEK 08: 2/25 to 3/3, (3W-4L) -270 DIMES
WEEK 09: 3/4 to 3/10, (4W-3L) -30 DIMES
WEEK 10: 3/11 to 3/17, (3W-4L) +72.5 DIMES
WEEK 11: 3/18 to 3/24, (3W-4L) -162.5 DIMES
WEEK 12: 3/25 to 3/31, (3W-3L-1P) +12.5 DIMES
WEEK 13: 4/1 to 4/7, (4W-3L) +47.5 DIMES
WEEK 14: 4/8 to 4/14, (3W-4L) -21 DIMES
WEEK 15: 4/15 to 4/21, (4W-3L) +212.5 DIMES
WEEK 16: 4/22 to 4/28, (4W-3L) -145 DIMES
WEEK 17: 4/29 to 5/5, (4W-3L) +20 DIMES
WEEK 18: 5/6 to 5/12, (6W-1L) +310 DIMES
WEEK 19: 5/13 to 5/19, (5W-2L) +435 DIMES
WEEK 20: 5/20 to 5/26, (5W-2L) +430 DIMES
WEEK 21: 5/27 to 6/2, (4W-3L) +130 DIMES
WEEK 22: 6/3 to 6/9, (5W-2L) -13.75 DIMES
WEEK 23: 6/10 to 6/16, (4W-2L) +150 DIMES
WEEK 24: 6/17 to 6/23, (2W-5L) -400 DIMES
WEEK 25: 6/24 to 6/30, (2W-5L) -147.5 DIMES
WEEK 26: 7/1 to 7/7, (3W-4L) +1.5 DIMES
WEEK 27: 7/8 to 7/14, (2W-4L) -206.5 DIMES
WEEK 28: 7/15 to 7/21, (2W-2L) -80 DIMES
WEEK 29: 7/22 to 7/28, (3W-3L) -56.75 DIMES
WEEK 30: 7/29 to 8/4, (1W-6L) -215.5 DIMES
WEEK 31: 8/5 to 8/11, (5W-2L) +177.5 DIMES
WEEK 32: 8/12 to 8/18, (4W-3L) +33 DIMES
WEEK 33: 8/19 to 8/25, (2W-2L-1P) +26 DIMES

 

[PimpyMcPimp]

LOSER LANG TRACKER (IN-SEASON SPORTS)

MLB REGULAR SEASON (2025)

32-41, -705 Dimes

DIME RATINGS

200 DIME: 1-1
150 DIME: 0-1
100 DIME: 2-4
75 DIME: 8-10
60 DIME: 4-3
50 DIME: 10-13
40 DIME: 1-1
30 DIME: 2-3
20 DIME: 4-4
10 DIME: 0-1

NFL PRESEASON FOOTBALL (2025)

5-2-1, +152 Dimes

DIME RATINGS

100 DIME: 0-1
75 DIME: 1-0-1
60 DIME: 2-0
50 DIME: 2-0
30 DIME: 0-1

COLLEGE FOOTBALL REGULAR SEASON (2025-'26)

1-0, +100 Dimes

DIME RATINGS

100 DIME: 1-0