The "REAL" Fade Brandon Lang Thread

[jahmar]

soon as this asswipe starts the heavy crowing calling his run EPIC and Legendary he eats shit

0-2 day and he has lead piped the mets hard now , mush jobbed them into 0-3

Who did he have besides the Mets today I missed it

 

[PimpyMcPimp]

 

[PimpyMcPimp]

LOSER LANG 2025 BANKROLL
POSITIVE 361 DIMES

LANG $10 BETTOR UP $3,610 (MINUS $1,995 Yearly Fee For Picks = +$1,615)

PAID PICKS: 76-63-2 / 54.6%

-Lang by Month 2024-
JAN: 14-17 -399 DIMES
FEB: 16-12-1 +274.5 DIMES
MAR: 14-17 -745 DIMES
APR: 12-17 -74.75 DIMES
MAY: 14-17 -450 DIMES
JUN: 12-15 -676 DIMES
JUL: 10-17 -936.75 DIMES
AUG: 17-13-1 +269.75 DIMES
SEP: 17-13 -60 DIMES
OCT: 17-13-1 -58.5 DIMES
NOV: 15-15 -623.5 DIMES
DEC: 14-16 -877 DIMES
-Lang by Month 2025-
JAN: 17-14 +55.5 DIMES
FEB: 15-13-1 -191 DIMES
MAR: 14-16-1 -252.5 DIMES
APR: 16-14 +86.5 DIMES
MAY: 14-6 +662.5 DIMES

-Lang by Week-
WEEK 00: 12/31 to 1/6, (4W-3L) +228 DIMES (4W-2L +393 Dimes from 1/1 to 1/6)
WEEK 01: 1/7 to 1/13, (3W-4L) -375 DIMES
WEEK 02: 1/14 to 1/20, (2W-5L) -485 DIMES
WEEK 03: 1/21 to 1/27, (5W-2L) +407.5 DIMES
WEEK 04: 1/28 to 2/3, (6W-1L) +390 DIMES
WEEK 05: 2/4 to 2/10, (4W-4L) +70 DIMES
WEEK 06: 2/11 to 2/17, (4W-3L) -97.5 DIMES
WEEK 07: 2/18 to 2/24, (2W-4L-1P) -313.5 DIMES
WEEK 08: 2/25 to 3/3, (3W-4L) -270 DIMES
WEEK 09: 3/4 to 3/10, (4W-3L) -30 DIMES
WEEK 10: 3/11 to 3/17, (3W-4L) +72.5 DIMES
WEEK 11: 3/18 to 3/24, (3W-4L) -162.5 DIMES
WEEK 12: 3/25 to 3/31, (3W-3L-1P) +12.5 DIMES
WEEK 13: 4/1 to 4/7, (4W-3L) +47.5 DIMES
WEEK 14: 4/8 to 4/14, (3W-4L) -21 DIMES
WEEK 15: 4/15 to 4/21, (4W-3L) +212.5 DIMES
WEEK 16: 4/22 to 4/28, (4W-3L) -145 DIMES
WEEK 17: 4/29 to 5/5, (4W-3L) +20 DIMES
WEEK 18: 5/6 to 5/12, (6W-1L) +310 DIMES
WEEK 19: 5/13 to 5/19, (5W-2L) +435 DIMES
WEEK 20: 5/20 to 5/26, (0W-1L) -110 DIMES

 

[PimpyMcPimp]

LOSER LANG TRACKER (IN-SEASON SPORTS)

NBA REGULAR SEASON (2024-'25)

3-8, -228.5 Dimes

DIME RATINGS

100 DIME:2-0
75 DIME: 0-1
60 DIME: 0-1
50 DIME: 1-6

NBA PLAYOFFS (2024-'25)

21-12, +495 Dimes

DIME RATINGS

200 DIME: 0-1
150 DIME: 2-3
100 DIME: 10-3
75 DIME: 7-4
50 DIME: 2-1

MLB REGULAR SEASON (2025)

6-4, +279 Dimes

DIME RATINGS

200 DIME: 1-0
75 DIME: 0-1
60 DIME: 1-1
50 DIME: 4-2

 

[PimpyMcPimp]

LOSER LANG 12+ YEAR RECORD TRACKER
1/01/2013 up to NOW!!!

NEGATIVE 14,768.5 DIMES

LANG $10 BETTOR DOWN $147,685 (PLUS $1,995 Yearly Fee For Picks x13 = -$173,620)

-Lang Past 12+ Years-
2025: POSITIVE 361 DIMES (01/01/25 to 05/20/25)
2024: NEGATIVE 4,358.75 DIMES
2023: NEGATIVE 1,901.25 DIMES
2022: NEGATIVE 1,586.5 DIMES
2021: NEGATIVE 1,524.5 DIMES
2020: POSITIVE* 402.5 DIMES (*NOT A FULL YEAR DUE TO COVID)
2019: NEGATIVE 761.75 DIMES
2018: NEGATIVE 738 DIMES
2017: NEGATIVE 499.5 DIMES
2016: NEGATIVE 2,941.5 DIMES
2015: NEGATIVE 181 DIMES
2014: NEGATIVE 113.75 DIMES
2013: NEGATIVE 929 DIMES

9/01/2007 to 4/16/2010: NEGATIVE** 3,245.7 DIMES (**AS DOCUMENTED BY AL DEMARCO) (NOT INCLUDED IN ABOVE RECORD)

 

[steve021]

The Pick: My 100 Dime winner is the Indiana Pacers.

The Line: The current line is +4 1/2 at the majority of books in Vegas and offshore as of 10:00 AM EST.

 

[StackinGreen]

soon as this asswipe starts the heavy crowing calling his run EPIC and Legendary he eats shit

0-2 day and he has lead piped the mets hard now , mush jobbed them into 0-3

He took the Wolves? LOL, one of the few games I had was OKC last night.

I do agree that Indiana does it tonight, though. I guess we'll see. Surprised it's only +4.5 though right now.

 

[sniperpicks]

Lang had okc for the half and lost

also lost his free play

if we want more videos then we need to be LIKING his daily videos so he gets monetized $5 a day eventually

 

[StackinGreen]

Lang had okc for the half and lost

LOL! Golden goose laid an egg on his favorite strategy.

Does that mean the Pacers take the 1H tonight?

 

[RidgeRider]

Lang can't even figure out how to post his daily, "My 2 pennies video" this morning before caddying & then Uber deliveries.

Chances Lang makes it to Monday posting daily videos 14%.

 

[RidgeRider]

In other news Lang cut down on his clapping in the video yesterday. He only clapped 49 times in the 5 min and 45 second video. Lol Can you imagine a professor at the Newhouse School at Syracuse University breaking down any of his My Two Cents Videos? OMG they would say this is exactly of what not to do when taping. Don't lie and stop fucking clapping.

 

[RidgeRider]

Lang's pool boy website guy in Atlanta probably figured it out how to post the video for him so he could make some honest money today on the links and roadways.

Only 26 claps in his video today after an 0-2 disaster night but then again the video was only 3 min and 44 seconds. He's down to a clap every 8 seconds. Great job Brando!

 

[PimpyMcPimp]

LANG'S PICK: INDIANA PACERS +4 1/2

Over the last 3 weeks I haven't had to say the phrase, "time to bounce back tonight."
Dropped only 4th NBA playoff release in my last 15 releases last night as my 100 dime 1st half play on the OKC Thunder comes up short in the first 24 minutes.
They actually trailed at the half before they finally woke up in the 3rd quarter outscoring the T'Wolves 32-18 in the 3rd and the rest was history.
So even though I finally dropped one, but I just love where the overall run is and the overall bankroll after the winning month of April.
This is what you call a winning streak.
It's validated. It's documented. It's undisputed.
So here we go. 100 dime Playoff winner #14 of 17 and Playoff winner #22 of 32. Need I say anymore?
Let's go.

 

[sniperpicks]

Free pick is Phillies-1.5

 

[sniperpicks]

LANG FREE PLAY , 1 - 3 record , streak is 0-3

if valued at 11 wins 10 then he is down 23

MLB sides 1-2

MLB totals 0-1

i am already on Philly ML.

 

[Fica]

The Pick: My 150 Dime winner is the OKC Thunder.

The Line: The current line is -7 1/2 at the majority of books in Vegas and offshore as of 10:00 AM EST. Be sure to shop around for the best line available.

 

[sniperpicks]

LANG FREE PLAY , 2-3 record , streak is 1-0

if valued at 11 wins 10 then he is down 13

MLB sides 2-2

MLB totals 0-1

i am already on Red Sox. Lang on them here tonight

 

[RidgeRider]

Lang cut way, way down on the clapping. Only 9 claps on the over 5 minute video this morning. He 100% looks at this thread at least every other day. As soon as he has 2 or 3 losing days in a row he'll stop recording the My 2 pennies daily video.

 

[PimpyMcPimp]

LOSER LANG 2025 BANKROLL
POSITIVE 461 DIMES

LANG $10 BETTOR UP $4,610 (MINUS $1,995 Yearly Fee For Picks = +$2,615)

PAID PICKS: 77-63-2 / 55.0%

-Lang by Month 2024-
JAN: 14-17 -399 DIMES
FEB: 16-12-1 +274.5 DIMES
MAR: 14-17 -745 DIMES
APR: 12-17 -74.75 DIMES
MAY: 14-17 -450 DIMES
JUN: 12-15 -676 DIMES
JUL: 10-17 -936.75 DIMES
AUG: 17-13-1 +269.75 DIMES
SEP: 17-13 -60 DIMES
OCT: 17-13-1 -58.5 DIMES
NOV: 15-15 -623.5 DIMES
DEC: 14-16 -877 DIMES
-Lang by Month 2025-
JAN: 17-14 +55.5 DIMES
FEB: 15-13-1 -191 DIMES
MAR: 14-16-1 -252.5 DIMES
APR: 16-14 +86.5 DIMES
MAY: 15-6 +762.5 DIMES

-Lang by Week-
WEEK 00: 12/31 to 1/6, (4W-3L) +228 DIMES (4W-2L +393 Dimes from 1/1 to 1/6)
WEEK 01: 1/7 to 1/13, (3W-4L) -375 DIMES
WEEK 02: 1/14 to 1/20, (2W-5L) -485 DIMES
WEEK 03: 1/21 to 1/27, (5W-2L) +407.5 DIMES
WEEK 04: 1/28 to 2/3, (6W-1L) +390 DIMES
WEEK 05: 2/4 to 2/10, (4W-4L) +70 DIMES
WEEK 06: 2/11 to 2/17, (4W-3L) -97.5 DIMES
WEEK 07: 2/18 to 2/24, (2W-4L-1P) -313.5 DIMES
WEEK 08: 2/25 to 3/3, (3W-4L) -270 DIMES
WEEK 09: 3/4 to 3/10, (4W-3L) -30 DIMES
WEEK 10: 3/11 to 3/17, (3W-4L) +72.5 DIMES
WEEK 11: 3/18 to 3/24, (3W-4L) -162.5 DIMES
WEEK 12: 3/25 to 3/31, (3W-3L-1P) +12.5 DIMES
WEEK 13: 4/1 to 4/7, (4W-3L) +47.5 DIMES
WEEK 14: 4/8 to 4/14, (3W-4L) -21 DIMES
WEEK 15: 4/15 to 4/21, (4W-3L) +212.5 DIMES
WEEK 16: 4/22 to 4/28, (4W-3L) -145 DIMES
WEEK 17: 4/29 to 5/5, (4W-3L) +20 DIMES
WEEK 18: 5/6 to 5/12, (6W-1L) +310 DIMES
WEEK 19: 5/13 to 5/19, (5W-2L) +435 DIMES
WEEK 20: 5/20 to 5/26, (1W-1L) -10 DIMES

 

[PimpyMcPimp]

LOSER LANG TRACKER (IN-SEASON SPORTS)

NBA REGULAR SEASON (2024-'25)

3-8, -228.5 Dimes

DIME RATINGS

100 DIME:2-0
75 DIME: 0-1
60 DIME: 0-1
50 DIME: 1-6

NBA PLAYOFFS (2024-'25)

22-12, +595 Dimes

DIME RATINGS

200 DIME: 0-1
150 DIME: 2-3
100 DIME: 11-3
75 DIME: 7-4
50 DIME: 2-1

MLB REGULAR SEASON (2025)

6-4, +279 Dimes

DIME RATINGS

200 DIME: 1-0
75 DIME: 0-1
60 DIME: 1-1
50 DIME: 4-2