The "REAL" Fade Brandon Lang Thread

[carlitosway]

I doubt she's less annoying than all the other spoiled, phone addicted modern women. Let's be real here.

I'm marveling at her physical beauty and athleticism in bed. I could care less about her personality. Let's get real here.

 

[sniperpicks]

He pitching a 2 month old play as a reason to buy his guesses

back to NBA

 

[PimpyMcPimp]

LOSER LANG 2025 BANKROLL
NEGATIVE 476.5 DIMES

LANG $10 BETTOR DOWN $4,765 (PLUS $1,995 Yearly Fee For Picks = -$6,760)

PAID PICKS: 50-48-2 / 51.0%

-Lang by Month 2024-
JAN: 14-17 -399 DIMES
FEB: 16-12-1 +274.5 DIMES
MAR: 14-17 -745 DIMES
APR: 12-17 -74.75 DIMES
MAY: 14-17 -450 DIMES
JUN: 12-15 -676 DIMES
JUL: 10-17 -936.75 DIMES
AUG: 17-13-1 +269.75 DIMES
SEP: 17-13 -60 DIMES
OCT: 17-13-1 -58.5 DIMES
NOV: 15-15 -623.5 DIMES
DEC: 14-16 -877 DIMES
-Lang by Month 2025-
JAN: 17-14 +55.5 DIMES
FEB: 15-13-1 -191 DIMES
MAR: 14-16-1 -252.5 DIMES
APR: 4-5 -88.5 DIMES

-Lang by Week-
WEEK 00: 12/31 to 1/6, (4W-3L) +228 DIMES (4W-2L +393 Dimes from 1/1 to 1/6)
WEEK 01: 1/7 to 1/13, (3W-4L) -375 DIMES
WEEK 02: 1/14 to 1/20, (2W-5L) -485 DIMES
WEEK 03: 1/21 to 1/27, (5W-2L) +407.5 DIMES
WEEK 04: 1/28 to 2/3, (6W-1L) +390 DIMES
WEEK 05: 2/4 to 2/10, (4W-4L) +70 DIMES
WEEK 06: 2/11 to 2/17, (4W-3L) -97.5 DIMES
WEEK 07: 2/18 to 2/24, (2W-4L-1P) -313.5 DIMES
WEEK 08: 2/25 to 3/3, (3W-4L) -270 DIMES
WEEK 09: 3/4 to 3/10, (4W-3L) -30 DIMES
WEEK 10: 3/11 to 3/17, (3W-4L) +72.5 DIMES
WEEK 11: 3/18 to 3/24, (3W-4L) -162.5 DIMES
WEEK 12: 3/25 to 3/31, (3W-3L-1P) +12.5 DIMES
WEEK 13: 4/1 to 4/7, (4W-3L) +47.5 DIMES
WEEK 14: 4/8 to 4/14, (0W-2L) -136 DIMES

 

[PimpyMcPimp]

LOSER LANG TRACKER (IN-SEASON SPORTS)

NBA REGULAR SEASON (2024-'25)

3-7, -173.5 Dimes

DIME RATINGS

100 DIME:2-0
75 DIME: 0-1
60 DIME: 0-1
50 DIME: 1-5

COLLEGE HOOPS REGULAR SEASON (2024-'25)

36-33-1, -323 Dimes

DIME RATINGS

200 DIME: 1-0
150 DIME: 2-5
100 DIME: 4-10
75 DIME: 23-12
60 DIME: 3-3-1
50 DIME: 3-3

COLLEGE HOOPS TOURNAMENT ACTION (2024-'25)

9-7-1, +72.5 Dimes

DIME RATINGS

200 DIME: 1-1
150 DIME: 2-2
100 DIME: 3-2
75 DIME: 2-2
60 DIME: 0-0-1
50 DIME: 1-0

MLB REGULAR SEASON (2025)

1-2, -118.5 Dimes

DIME RATINGS

75 DIME: 0-1
60 DIME: 1-1

 

[PimpyMcPimp]

LOSER LANG 12+ YEAR RECORD TRACKER
1/01/2013 up to NOW!!!

NEGATIVE 15,606 DIMES

LANG $10 BETTOR DOWN $156,060 (PLUS $1,995 Yearly Fee For Picks x13 = -$181,995)

-Lang Past 12+ Years-
2025: NEGATIVE 476.5 DIMES (01/01/25 to 04/09/25)
2024: NEGATIVE 4,358.75 DIMES
2023: NEGATIVE 1,901.25 DIMES
2022: NEGATIVE 1,586.5 DIMES
2021: NEGATIVE 1,524.5 DIMES
2020: POSITIVE* 402.5 DIMES (*NOT A FULL YEAR DUE TO COVID)
2019: NEGATIVE 761.75 DIMES
2018: NEGATIVE 738 DIMES
2017: NEGATIVE 499.5 DIMES
2016: NEGATIVE 2,941.5 DIMES
2015: NEGATIVE 181 DIMES
2014: NEGATIVE 113.75 DIMES
2013: NEGATIVE 929 DIMES

9/01/2007 to 4/16/2010: NEGATIVE** 3,245.7 DIMES (**AS DOCUMENTED BY AL DEMARCO) (NOT INCLUDED IN ABOVE RECORD)

 

[PimpyMcPimp]

I found a competitive one in the NBA!!!!!!
Well, the Rockets certainly scored enough to cover that near double digit number with 117 points but they just didn't play any defense.
Rockets shot 51% from the floor, 20-40 from beyond the arc but they just couldn't stop the Clippers with the players they had on the floor.
I was well aware of Kawhi playing and the Rockets sitting a few key players but I still felt good about how big a number I was getting.
Houston just didn't play any defense.
Let's move on to a game tonight between Minnesota and Memphis.
Grizzlies need to win out to avoid the play in and the T'wolves can possibly move up to the 3rd seed in the west.
Lot's to play for and I clearly feel there is a clear cut right side to this one,
Let's go.

 

[phelps123]

Lang blaming it on Houston D lol. It is never himself that is at fault lol

 

[Fica]

The Pick: My 50 Dime winner is the Memphis Grizzlies.

The Line: The current line is +2 at the majority of books in Vegas and offshore as of 10:30 AM EST. Be sure to shop around for the best line available

 

[finman13]

Well folks, the dart hit the wrong team. I have nowhere to turn as I'm required to select exactly one game every day per my contract. I have no clue what's going on in the NBA or anything else in society. But trust me , I'll will come back tomorrow with a game that will not lose. Look at my Super Bowl record. It's the best in the history of the world. It has everything to do with my NBA or MLB selection tomorrow. EVERYTHING!. I WILL NOT LOSE. They only make movies about people that win and lose and that's me.

Lang

 

[StackinGreen]

Well folks, the dart hit the wrong team. I have nowhere to turn as I'm required to select exactly one game every day per my contract. I have no clue what's going on in the NBA or anything else in society. But trust me , I'll will come back tomorrow with a game that will not lose. Look at my Super Bowl record. It's the best in the history of the world. It has everything to do with my NBA or MLB selection tomorrow. EVERYTHING!. I WILL NOT LOSE. They only make movies about people that win and lose and that's me.

Lang

Fin, how well would you say you have done on the fade in the last year? Just curious what you did, what you thought, if you agree that there is a best time to fade, etc

 

[lastguyoffthabench]

Betting NBA the last 2-3 weeks of the year is absolutely ridiculous, but he's that bad in MLB he has no choice.

Can't wait for his NBA playoff picks and analysis having bet 11 games this year (losing 5 straight) and probably paying zero attention to the product.

 

[Buckeyefan80]

Gotta be Padres or Dodgers. Guess Dodgers since Padres SP has worse ERA than Col SP and that’s Lang forte.

 

[PimpyMcPimp]

LOSER LANG 2025 BANKROLL
NEGATIVE 531.5 DIMES

LANG $10 BETTOR DOWN $5,315 (PLUS $1,995 Yearly Fee For Picks = -$7,310)

PAID PICKS: 50-49-2 / 50.5%

-Lang by Month 2024-
JAN: 14-17 -399 DIMES
FEB: 16-12-1 +274.5 DIMES
MAR: 14-17 -745 DIMES
APR: 12-17 -74.75 DIMES
MAY: 14-17 -450 DIMES
JUN: 12-15 -676 DIMES
JUL: 10-17 -936.75 DIMES
AUG: 17-13-1 +269.75 DIMES
SEP: 17-13 -60 DIMES
OCT: 17-13-1 -58.5 DIMES
NOV: 15-15 -623.5 DIMES
DEC: 14-16 -877 DIMES
-Lang by Month 2025-
JAN: 17-14 +55.5 DIMES
FEB: 15-13-1 -191 DIMES
MAR: 14-16-1 -252.5 DIMES
APR: 4-6 -143.5 DIMES

-Lang by Week-
WEEK 00: 12/31 to 1/6, (4W-3L) +228 DIMES (4W-2L +393 Dimes from 1/1 to 1/6)
WEEK 01: 1/7 to 1/13, (3W-4L) -375 DIMES
WEEK 02: 1/14 to 1/20, (2W-5L) -485 DIMES
WEEK 03: 1/21 to 1/27, (5W-2L) +407.5 DIMES
WEEK 04: 1/28 to 2/3, (6W-1L) +390 DIMES
WEEK 05: 2/4 to 2/10, (4W-4L) +70 DIMES
WEEK 06: 2/11 to 2/17, (4W-3L) -97.5 DIMES
WEEK 07: 2/18 to 2/24, (2W-4L-1P) -313.5 DIMES
WEEK 08: 2/25 to 3/3, (3W-4L) -270 DIMES
WEEK 09: 3/4 to 3/10, (4W-3L) -30 DIMES
WEEK 10: 3/11 to 3/17, (3W-4L) +72.5 DIMES
WEEK 11: 3/18 to 3/24, (3W-4L) -162.5 DIMES
WEEK 12: 3/25 to 3/31, (3W-3L-1P) +12.5 DIMES
WEEK 13: 4/1 to 4/7, (4W-3L) +47.5 DIMES
WEEK 14: 4/8 to 4/14, (0W-3L) -191 DIMES

 

[PimpyMcPimp]

LOSER LANG TRACKER (IN-SEASON SPORTS)

NBA REGULAR SEASON (2024-'25)

3-8, -228.5 Dimes

DIME RATINGS

100 DIME:2-0
75 DIME: 0-1
60 DIME: 0-1
50 DIME: 1-6

COLLEGE HOOPS REGULAR SEASON (2024-'25)

36-33-1, -323 Dimes

DIME RATINGS

200 DIME: 1-0
150 DIME: 2-5
100 DIME: 4-10
75 DIME: 23-12
60 DIME: 3-3-1
50 DIME: 3-3

COLLEGE HOOPS TOURNAMENT ACTION (2024-'25)

9-7-1, +72.5 Dimes

DIME RATINGS

200 DIME: 1-1
150 DIME: 2-2
100 DIME: 3-2
75 DIME: 2-2
60 DIME: 0-0-1
50 DIME: 1-0

MLB REGULAR SEASON (2025)

1-2, -118.5 Dimes

DIME RATINGS

75 DIME: 0-1
60 DIME: 1-1

 

[PimpyMcPimp]

LOSER LANG 12+ YEAR RECORD TRACKER
1/01/2013 up to NOW!!!

NEGATIVE 15,661 DIMES

LANG $10 BETTOR DOWN $156,610 (PLUS $1,995 Yearly Fee For Picks x13 = -$182,545)

-Lang Past 12+ Years-
2025: NEGATIVE 531.5 DIMES (01/01/25 to 04/10/25)
2024: NEGATIVE 4,358.75 DIMES
2023: NEGATIVE 1,901.25 DIMES
2022: NEGATIVE 1,586.5 DIMES
2021: NEGATIVE 1,524.5 DIMES
2020: POSITIVE* 402.5 DIMES (*NOT A FULL YEAR DUE TO COVID)
2019: NEGATIVE 761.75 DIMES
2018: NEGATIVE 738 DIMES
2017: NEGATIVE 499.5 DIMES
2016: NEGATIVE 2,941.5 DIMES
2015: NEGATIVE 181 DIMES
2014: NEGATIVE 113.75 DIMES
2013: NEGATIVE 929 DIMES

9/01/2007 to 4/16/2010: NEGATIVE** 3,245.7 DIMES (**AS DOCUMENTED BY AL DEMARCO) (NOT INCLUDED IN ABOVE RECORD)

 

[PimpyMcPimp]

Just looking to get on the board this week!!!!!!
And that will put the finishing touches on my NBA regular season.
Courtesy of teams just not giving a fu@$#$k, I will wait for the NBA playoffs to start.
To sit back and watch the Grizzlies last night lead at the half only to come out in the 3rd quarter and give up a 52 spot, was embarrassing to say the least.
My god, talk about a team and organization in a complete dysfunctional mess!!!
I will turn to baseball and a blowout in the National League.
Nothing more and nothing less.
Bottom line: need to get this thing heading in the right direction.
Let's go.

 

[PimpyMcPimp]

And that will put the finishing touches on my NBA regular season.

Which was 3-8 for a loss of 228.5 Dimes, in case you were curious because we know Lang would never tell anyone.
Those $10 a dime bettors choke down another $2,285 in losses.

My god, talk about a team and organization in a complete dysfunctional mess!!!

Look in a mirror, pal!

Clown organization. Clown capper.

 

[sniperpicks]

He got scared off nba fast. What a dumbass

 

[Fica]

Sorry…traveling:

The Pick: My 50 Dime winner is the Padres -1 1/2 runs

The Line: The current line is +105 at the majority of books in Vegas and offshore as of 10:30 AM EST. Please specify Marquez and Pivetta at the time of wager. Be sure to shop around for the best line available

 

[StackinGreen]

I'm marveling at her physical beauty and athleticism in bed. I could care less about her personality. Let's get real here.

Sounds good, but she might be annoying and just lay there, like most spoiled women (who are good looking to boot).