The "REAL" Fade Brandon Lang Thread

[PimpyMcPimp]

LOSER LANG TRACKER (IN-SEASON SPORTS)

NBA REGULAR SEASON (2024-'25)

3-6, -118.5 Dimes

DIME RATINGS

100 DIME:2-0
75 DIME: 0-1
60 DIME: 0-1
50 DIME: 1-4

COLLEGE HOOPS REGULAR SEASON (2024-'25)

36-33-1, -323 Dimes

DIME RATINGS

200 DIME: 1-0
150 DIME: 2-5
100 DIME: 4-10
75 DIME: 23-12
60 DIME: 3-3-1
50 DIME: 3-3

COLLEGE HOOPS TOURNAMENT ACTION (2024-'25)

9-7-1, +72.5 Dimes

DIME RATINGS

200 DIME: 1-1
150 DIME: 2-2
100 DIME: 3-2
75 DIME: 2-2
60 DIME: 0-0-1
50 DIME: 1-0

MLB REGULAR SEASON (2025)

1-2, -118.5 Dimes

DIME RATINGS

75 DIME: 0-1
60 DIME: 1-1

 

[PimpyMcPimp]

LOSER LANG 12+ YEAR RECORD TRACKER
1/01/2013 up to NOW!!!

NEGATIVE 15,551 DIMES

LANG $10 BETTOR DOWN $155,510 (PLUS $1,995 Yearly Fee For Picks x13 = -$181,445)

-Lang Past 12+ Years-
2025: NEGATIVE 421.5 DIMES (01/01/25 to 04/08/25)
2024: NEGATIVE 4,358.75 DIMES
2023: NEGATIVE 1,901.25 DIMES
2022: NEGATIVE 1,586.5 DIMES
2021: NEGATIVE 1,524.5 DIMES
2020: POSITIVE* 402.5 DIMES (*NOT A FULL YEAR DUE TO COVID)
2019: NEGATIVE 761.75 DIMES
2018: NEGATIVE 738 DIMES
2017: NEGATIVE 499.5 DIMES
2016: NEGATIVE 2,941.5 DIMES
2015: NEGATIVE 181 DIMES
2014: NEGATIVE 113.75 DIMES
2013: NEGATIVE 929 DIMES

9/01/2007 to 4/16/2010: NEGATIVE** 3,245.7 DIMES (**AS DOCUMENTED BY AL DEMARCO) (NOT INCLUDED IN ABOVE RECORD)

 

[proanalyser]

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[proanalyser]

When skenes looks whats lying in the bed next to him, I think he will be just fine.

 

[proanalyser]

 

[Fica]

The Pick: My 50 Dime winner is the Houston Rockets.

The Line: The current line is +8 at the majority of books in Vegas and offshore as of 9:55 AM EST. Be sure to shop around for the best line available

 

[PimpyMcPimp]

LANG'S PICK: HOUSTON ROCKETS +11.5

You can't make this crap up.
I would have had more respect for Paul Skenes if he would have said, "I want to apologize to all those people who bet on me yesterday."
"I sucked. It was the worst start of my career. I gave up the most runs I had ever given up. I am really sorry. I was pathetic and I will make it up to you. Promise!!"
Instead, all we got was, "I'm not going to sweat it. It is what it is."
Glad you earned some of your $875,000 with your "don't' give a crap" attitude Paul. Bottom line, the Cardinals made you their little bitch boy again pal.
Let's move on.
Now it's baseball and the NBA playoffs. Time to make some summer money.
I got to get hot and I have got to get hot now. End of story.
Let's go.

 

[PimpyMcPimp]

Like Paul Skenes gives a fuck what some over the hill scam artists thinks about him, lol.
The dude is winning at life.

P.S. ProANALyzer sucks at life, confirmed.

 

[savage1]

Isn't it about time when Lang tells us in his promo that he has a 200-unit baseball game that he has waited for since last April,

and that the matchup is finally here!! lol

 

[Fica]

I got 7.5. Here is Lang’s write-up:



My Analysis
I don't expect them to lay down.

And with that, it's hard to pass up this many points with the #2 seed in the Western Conference.

Especially knowing they have been in LA for 3 days after beating the Warriors on Sunday, staying at the cushy Ritz Carlton in Marina Del Rey.

This team will be rested and chomping at the bit to play basketball.

Yes, they may rest some guys but they do catch the Clippers playing back to b back.

And after watching LA struggle last night with the San Antonio Spurs "B" team never coming close to covering the +12 1/2 winning 122-117.

I have to believe if we get the Rockets B team tonight, I believe with or without Kawhi Leonard, the Rockets will be able to hang around in this one.

Houston has won 15 of 17 SU and as a dog of more than 6 points this year, they are 4-1 ATS.

Yes, LA has won 14 of 17 but they are just 2-3 ATS last 5 at home.

Bottom line: to many points for Houston, who is 3-0 versus the Clippers this year.

This doggy barks loud in La La Land tonight.

 

[lastguyoffthabench]

Exactly what you'd expect from pussy ass Lang to cry about Skenes and take no accountability. Nothing more, nothing less.

A few years ago one of Lang's cronies or PR guys reached out to me in a DM and said he'd be at the Capital Grille while doing a show in Philly. And to say those things to his face....

Well I went there and didn't see him. What a fuckin' loser, man. Really pathetic stuff.

 

[phelps123]

I am surprised you really thought he would show lol

 

[carlitosway]

Like Paul Skenes gives a fuck what some over the hill scam artists thinks about him, lol.
The dude is winning at life.

P.S. ProANALyzer sucks at life, confirmed.

Yeah, she's hot, beautiful and a gymnast! Can you only imagine the mind-blowing sex and her maneuvers in the sack?!

 

[phelps123]

LANG'S PICK: HOUSTON ROCKETS +11.5

You can't make this crap up.
I would have had more respect for Paul Skenes if he would have said, "I want to apologize to all those people who bet on me yesterday."
"I sucked. It was the worst start of my career. I gave up the most runs I had ever given up. I am really sorry. I was pathetic and I will make it up to you. Promise!!"
Instead, all we got was, "I'm not going to sweat it. It is what it is."
Glad you earned some of your $875,000 with your "don't' give a crap" attitude Paul. Bottom line, the Cardinals made you their little bitch boy again pal.
Let's move on.
Now it's baseball and the NBA playoffs. Time to make some summer money.
I got to get hot and I have got to get hot now. End of story.
Let's go.

Lang himself should be the one saying “I want to apologise to all those people following me all these years”!

 

[finman13]

Yeah, she's hot, beautiful and a gymnast! Can you only imagine the mind-blowing sex and her maneuvers in the sack?!

She's definitely a "spinner" . What Skenes can do with that contortionist makes my mind blow. Meanwhile, Lang who has transvestites dangle their nuts in his mouth has the audacity to criticize Skenes for one bad start.

 

[sniperpicks]

Another call from the

He could of taken brewers

Could have touted ⚽️ with Messi and inter Miami in a MUST win. That’s what I gave my Lang crew. A winner

Instead he flips a coin guessing if a team will show up.

Lays 8 as a dog and loses by 17

 

[PimpyMcPimp]

 

[StackinGreen]

Today was the first time for me checking his site (Budin's? DeMarco's?) and it's really funny how all the characters - cartoon of course - are totally new. Maybe Chris Jordan and that Torino clown are holdovers. This isn't 1990, Al/Steve. Everyone knows all this is made up, including the picks. We've got the Golden Goose to prove it!

Those slogans too? It's amazing how cheesy those are. It shows you how pathetic some gambling addicts are. Can't cap a game so they buy a pick from someone who is a made up character on a scamming website. Great stuff and comment on the tendency of average (or worse) humanity.

 

[StackinGreen]

Yeah, she's hot, beautiful and a gymnast! Can you only imagine the mind-blowing sex and her maneuvers in the sack?!

I doubt she's less annoying than all the other spoiled, phone addicted modern women. Let's be real here.

 

[finman13]

Lang would have been wise to not have a play yesterday but we know he isn't wise. He just flipped a coin on that game. Now he comes back to the NBA. Let's see where the dart hits.