The "REAL" Fade Brandon Lang Thread

[StackinGreen]

Lang was excited ... for a cup of coffee.

 

[sniperpicks]

He coulda took KC and -2.5

could won Titans at home as a dog. Outright

coulda taken Cowboys and be in a good spot

NOPE. He takes the done nothing JAGS and eats a ? ?

???

tomorrow I think he takes Steelers

 

[PimpyMcPimp]

 

[PimpyMcPimp]

LOSER LANG 2023 BANKROLL
NEGATIVE 1,567.75 DIMES

LANG $10 BETTOR DOWN $15,677.5 (PLUS $1,995 Yearly Fee For Picks = -$17,672.5)

PAID PICKS: 121-129-2 / 48.4%

-Lang by Month-
DEC 2022: 11-19-1, -1,462 DIMES
JAN: 18-12, +252.5 DIMES
FEB: 13-16, -492.5 DIMES
MAR: 13-17-1, -547 DIMES
APR: 11-18-1, -599 DIMES
MAY: 16-14, -163.5 DIMES
JUN: 14-16, -92.5 DIMES
JUL: 9-17, -656 DIMES
AUG: 19-11, +627.75 DIMES
SEP: 9-8, +122.5 DIMES

-Lang by Week-
WEEK 00: 12/27 to 1/2, (1W-5L) -671.5 DIMES (1W-0L +75 Dimes from 1/1 to 1/2)
WEEK 01: 1/3 to 1/9, (5W-2L) +25 DIMES
WEEK 02: 1/10 to 1/16, (5W-2L) +292.5 DIMES
WEEK 03: 1/17 to 1/23, (3W-4L) -163 DIMES
WEEK 04: 1/24 to 1/30, (3W-4L) -17 DIMES
WEEK 05: 1/31 to 2/6, (3W-4L) -198 DIMES
WEEK 06: 2/7 to 2/13, (4W-4L) -224 DIMES
WEEK 07: 2/14 to 2/20, (3W-4L) -113.5 DIMES
WEEK 08: 2/21 to 2/27, (3W-4L) +53 DIMES
WEEK 09: 2/28 to 3/6, (3W-3L-1P) -185 DIMES
WEEK 10: 3/7 to 3/13, (5W-2L) +156 DIMES
WEEK 11: 3/14 to 3/20, (2W-5L) -293.5 DIMES
WEEK 12: 3/21 to 3/27, (4W-3L) +64 DIMES
WEEK 13: 3/28 to 4/3, (1W-6L) -311.5 DIMES
WEEK 14: 4/4 to 4/10, (2W-4L-1P) -59 DIMES
WEEK 15: 4/11 to 4/17, (3W-4L) -198.5 DIMES
WEEK 16: 4/18 to 4/24, (3W-4L) -71.5 DIMES
WEEK 17: 4/25 to 5/1, (3W-4L) -177 DIMES
WEEK 18: 5/2 to 5/8, (5W-2L) +237.5 DIMES
WEEK 19: 5/9 to 5/15, (5W-2L) +358 DIMES
WEEK 20: 5/16 to 5/22, (3W-4L) -200 DIMES
WEEK 21: 5/23 to 5/29, (2W-4L) -499 DIMES
WEEK 22: 5/30 to 6/5, (3W-4L) +118 DIMES
WEEK 23: 6/6 to 6/12, (4W-3L) -20 DIMES
WEEK 24: 6/13 to 6/19, (3W-4L) +74 DIMES
WEEK 25: 6/20 to 6/26, (2W-5L) -297 DIMES
WEEK 26: 6/27 to 7/3, (4W-3L) +40 DIMES
WEEK 27: 7/4 to 7/10, (1W-5L) -286 DIMES
WEEK 28: 7/11 to 7/17, (2W-2L) -30 DIMES
WEEK 29: 7/18 to 7/24, (2W-4L) -97 DIMES
WEEK 30: 7/25 to 7/31, (2W-5L) -345.5 DIMES
WEEK 31: 8/1 to 8/7, (4W-2L) +172.75 DIMES
WEEK 32: 8/8 to 8/14, (6W-1L) +527.5 DIMES
WEEK 33: 8/15 to 8/21, (3W-4L) -215 DIMES
WEEK 34: 8/22 to 8/28, (3W-4L) -132.5 DIMES
WEEK 35: 8/29 to 9/4, (5W-2L) +222.5 DIMES
WEEK 36: 9/5 to 9/11, (4W-3L) +115 DIMES
WEEK 37: 9/12 to 9/18, (3W-3L) +10 DIMES

 

[PimpyMcPimp]

LOSER LANG TRACKER (IN-SEASON SPORTS)

MLB REGULAR SEASON (2023)

45-49, -138.75 Dimes

DIME RATINGS

150 DIME: 5-2
100 DIME: 9-8
80 DIME: 4-8
75 DIME: 9-8
60 DIME: 4-7
50 DIME: 8-7
40 DIME: 6-9

NFL PRE-SEASON (2023-'24)

2-4, -240 Dimes

DIME RATINGS

100 DIME: 0-1
75 DIME: 1-2
60 DIME: 0-1
50 DIME: 1-0

NFL REGULAR SEASON (2023-'24)

3-2, -40 Dimes

DIME RATINGS

100 DIME: 0-2
75 DIME: 2-0
50 DIME: 1-0

COLLEGE FOOTBALL (2023-'24)

6-4, +255 Dimes

DIME RATINGS

150 DIME: 2-0
100 DIME: 1-1
75 DIME: 2-2
50 DIME: 1-1

 

[PimpyMcPimp]

LOSER LANG 10+ YEAR RECORD TRACKER
1/01/2013 up to NOW!!!

NEGATIVE 10,420.75 DIMES

LANG $10 BETTOR DOWN $104,207.5 (PLUS $1,995 Yearly Fee For Picks x11 = -$126,152.5)

-Lang Past 10+ Years-
2023: NEGATIVE 1,567.75 DIMES (01/01/23 to 09/17/23)
2022: NEGATIVE 1,586.5 DIMES
2021: NEGATIVE 1,524.5 DIMES
2020: POSITIVE* 402.5 DIMES (*NOT A FULL YEAR DUE TO COVID)
2019: NEGATIVE 761.75 DIMES
2018: NEGATIVE 738 DIMES
2017: NEGATIVE 499.5 DIMES
2016: NEGATIVE 2,941.5 DIMES
2015: NEGATIVE 181 DIMES
2014: NEGATIVE 113.75 DIMES
2013: NEGATIVE 929 DIMES

9/01/2007 to 4/16/2010: NEGATIVE** 3,245.7 DIMES (**AS DOCUMENTED BY AL DEMARCO) (NOT INCLUDED IN ABOVE RECORD)

 

[Buckeyefan80]

Buying 1/2 point is very smart because all your doing is laying -130 instead of -110 especially on key #’s like 3 7,10,14,etc etc…. DeMarco believes in this theory abd I agree 110%

You are a dumb fuck!

 

[treece]

You are a dumb fuck!

Yeah makes no sense to lay an extra $200 on a $1000 bet for the off chance it lands on that number.

 

[StackinGreen]

Yeah makes no sense to lay an extra $200 on a $1000 bet for the off chance it lands on that number.

Yes, the worse of a handicapper you are the dumber it is, since it's much less likely for a guy like Lang to ever need the half, since he is so bad in the first place.

 

[finman13]

Well the Steelers ram rodded him last week. Would be suprised if he took them tonight. He holds grudges, which is the true essence of a professional handicapper. ??

 

[finman13]

Lang still scratching his blue balls trying to decide which football game to flip a coin on.

 

[StackinGreen]

Well the Steelers ram rodded him last week. Would be suprised if he took them tonight. He holds grudges, which is the true essence of a professional handicapper. ??

I agree, not sure I've ever seen him take a team where that team the week before or very recently "screwed him" (=he made a bad pick). It's looking like the Browns here.

 

[nbalongdistance3]

I agree, not sure I've ever seen him take a team where that team the week before or very recently "screwed him" (=he made a bad pick). It's looking like the Browns here.

Mike Tomlin is 19-3 on MNF haven’t lost a MNF Game @ Home since 1991

 

[StackinGreen]

Mike Tomlin is 19-3 on MNF haven’t lost a MNF Game @ Home since 1991

Does that mean you're on Pitts? Haha

 

[PimpyMcPimp]

After the 150 dime winner Saturday on Florida, I stayed in the sunshine state with a 100 dime play on the Jags (+3') over the Chiefs and it didn't get there.
Talk about a frustrating way to lose a game!!!!
Still trying to figure out today how the Jags got 3 turnovers, had 1st and goal at the one down 14-6 early in the 4th quarter and still didn't cover.
Let's move on.
Today is about building the bankroll with a 2nd straight Monday night winner and a 3rd straight NFL 75 dime winner.
I feel I have the winner and it's time to deliver it to you.
No better time than the present to win big today.

 

[Sirc]

The Pick: My 75 Dime winner is the Pittsburgh Steelers.

Fade Play: Cleveland Browns

 

[sniperpicks]

? gets a rise in his Levi’s when he sees Tomlin on a prime time game.

He probably use to think of Tomlin while his Lady boy Thai spouse pegged him

? ? ?️ ?

 

[theangryhog]

This man has damned the Steelers to an 0-2 start.

 

[proanalyser]

Pitt has won 19 straight home games over clev. How is Clev fav. The linemaker doesn't have a clue. It's time to ram rod the faders as pitt rolls.

 

[PimpyMcPimp]

Poor Nick Chubb.
That was the worst looking injury. Holy shit!

https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1703940089221374117

Don't watch if sqeamish, it's nasty.