The "REAL" Fade Brandon Lang Thread

[duckwater]

He'll limp into March Madness and then win a couple of games but go 40% for the tournament.

It's too bad he doesn't bet baseball as much, that would be a good long term fade.

It’s too bad you won’t do a baseball thread. That would be a great fade.

 

[phelps123]

duckwater he completely ignore the issue on baseball every time you mentioned it. Behaving just like Lang.

 

[duckwater]

duckwater he completely ignore the issue on baseball every time you mentioned it. Behaving just like Lang.

Exactly ?

 

[proanalyser]

Hey duckwater,thats got to be one of the stupidest names ever.

 

[Tuesday]

Hey duckwater,thats got to be one of the stupidest names ever.

No...pro anal yser is the stupidest name ever...and you chose it which makes you the stupidest ever...it's obvious you chose to project to everyone that you're a pro doing anal with jtroller/lang/lacking/etc...any name is better than being a pro anal...

 

[PimpyMcPimp]

LANG 2023 BANKROLL
NEGATIVE 353 DIMES

LANG $10 BETTER DOWN $3,530 (PLUS $1,995 Yearly Fee For Picks = -$5,525)

PAID PICKS: 26-24 / 52.0%

-Lang by Month-
DEC 2022: 11-19-1, -1,462 DIMES
JAN: 18-12, +252.5 DIMES
FEB: 8-12, -605.5 DIMES

-Lang by Week-
WEEK 00: 12/27 to 1/2, (1W-5L) -671.5 DIMES (1W-0L +75 Dimes from 1/1 to 1/2)
WEEK 01: 1/3 to 1/9, (5W-2L) +25 DIMES
WEEK 02: 1/10 to 1/16, (5W-2L) +292.5 DIMES
WEEK 03: 1/17 to 1/23, (3W-4L) -163 DIMES
WEEK 04: 1/24 to 1/30, (3W-4L) -17 DIMES
WEEK 05: 1/31 to 2/6, (3W-4L) -198 DIMES
WEEK 06: 2/7 to 2/13, (4W-4L) -224 DIMES
WEEK 07: 2/14 to 2/20, (2W-4L) -143.5 DIMES

 

[PimpyMcPimp]

LOSER LANG TRACKER (IN-SEASON SPORTS)

NBA REGULAR SEASON (2022-23)

3-6-1, -219 Dimes

DIME RATINGS

80 DIME: 0-1
75 DIME: 1-2
60 DIME: 0-0-1
40 DIME: 2-2
30 DIME: 0-1

COLLEGE HOOPS REGULAR SEASON (2022-23)

22-26, -607.5 Dimes

DIME RATINGS

100 DIME: 0-3
80 DIME: 0-2
75 DIME: 1-1
60 DIME: 8-6
50 DIME: 1-6
40 DIME: 5-4
30 DIME: 7-4

 

[PimpyMcPimp]

LOSER LANG 10+ YEAR RECORD TRACKER
1/01/2013 up to NOW!!!

NEGATIVE 9,226 DIMES

LANG $10 BETTER DOWN $92,260 (MINUS $1,995 Yearly Fee For Picks x11 = -$114,205)

-Lang Past 10+ Years-
2023: NEGATIVE 353 DIMES (01/01/23 to 02/19/23)
2022: NEGATIVE 1,586.5 DIMES
2021: NEGATIVE 1,524.5 DIMES
2020: POSITIVE* 402.5 DIMES (*NOT A FULL YEAR DUE TO COVID)
2019: NEGATIVE 761.75 DIMES
2018: NEGATIVE 738 DIMES
2017: NEGATIVE 499.5 DIMES
2016: NEGATIVE 2,941.5 DIMES
2015: NEGATIVE 181 DIMES
2014: NEGATIVE 113.75 DIMES
2013: NEGATIVE 929 DIMES

9/01/2007 to 4/16/2010: NEGATIVE** 3,245.7 DIMES (**AS DOCUMENTED BY AL DEMARCO) (NOT INCLUDED IN ABOVE RECORD)

 

[PimpyMcPimp]

Well, you can't start a winning streak until you hit the first one and that is exactly what I did on Sunday with the 30 dime winner on Northwestern in a blowout of Iowa.
Keep an eye on that Northwestern team. They could make a little run in the tourney. Mark my words.
Don't know if it could be a Loyola/Chicago-type run but you never know folks. I like the way that team looks right now.
After the 5-2 performance last week in College basketball, it flipped last week with a 2-5 performance.
To put it bluntly, 7-7 over 2 weeks isn't going to get it done PERIOD!!!!
This week is a very important week. I have to deliver and deliver big. End of story.
Today I roll out 30 dime winner #2 in a row and #7 of 10.
Let's deliver the winning Monday.

 

[PimpyMcPimp]

This week is a very important week. I have to deliver and deliver big. End of story.

Just forget about the 5 losing weeks in a row, not to mention the 3rd losing Super Bowl in a row, this week is gonna be BIG!!!

 

[duckwater]

Hey duckwater,thats got to be one of the stupidest names ever.

Ok pro anal ??

 

[sniperpicks]

LANG money management is worse than the water in Palestine Ohio

 

[finman13]

This week is a very important week. I have to deliver and deliver big. End of story.

Just forget about the 5 losing weeks in a row, not to mention the 3rd losing Super Bowl in a row, this week is gonna be

LANG money management is worse than the water in Palestine Ohio

Yeah. And I have family 13 miles south of that place.

 

[sniperpicks]

hope they are up stream and up hill

he doing well on fullerton in the 2 H now

 

[finman13]

Oh he got pissed at UCSB, hence the pick.

So far okay. Drinking bottled water...Will see what's going on tomorrow. Elderly mom there. Worry about the air and showering etc...I'll drop the topic since this isn't the proper forum.... what was the line on this game?

 

[sniperpicks]

His TD dog won easy pretty much wire to wire not even sure they were ever down by 5

 

[proanalyser]

 

[finman13]

Pro anal so happy tonight. Rectum gets to heal for a night. Don't forget your salve!

 

[Tuesday]

Pro anal so happy tonight. Rectum gets to heal for a night. Don't forget your salve!

Haha it's way past the point where salve will help pro anus hahaha?

 

[Tuesday]

Anyone that FADES jtroller/lang knows about rx stooge proanus and this red circle symbolizing the burning ring of fire and pain the anus of proanalingus suffers chronically from the over a decade of hooping entire baseball bats after losing consistently following jtroller/lang bets:

Photo courtesy of Pimpy McPimp as always...ain't that right pro analicker ahaha??