The "REAL" Fade Brandon Lang Thread

[proanalyser]

Fuckin staley dumb mother fker can't handicap stupidity

 

[proanalyser]

 

[brandonlang'sassstretcher]

It's tough to get his picks these days BECAUSE NOBODY BUYS THEM.

 

[proanalyser]

Just had my asshole anally raped last night by Chargers head coach Brandon Staley.Why don't you just take the fat end of a Louisville slugger wooden bat and shove it up my ass with no lube.

 

[sniperpicks]

LANGS on chargers -3 and its 29-14 Raiders with 8 min left in Q 4

 

[sniperpicks]

down 12 LANG needs a miracle even 14 or 15 straight gets him a LOSS or push and faders are at +3.5 if they do opposite LANG maneuvers

 

[brandonlang'sassstretcher]

NFL to Lang

NFL to Lang

I will fuck you till you love me !!!!!

 

[finman13]

San Dego way the bettor team will crush for 150 dimes tonight,you will be hurting,take it to the bank.

You fucking idiot. Lost again. Chargers have a better roster probably, but in a wild game you fucked the better team yet again. How you have an asshole left is beyond comprehension, considering the ass pounding you take from that silverback gorilla you call a wife.

 

[finman13]

San Dego way the bettor team will crush for 150 dimes tonight,you will be hurting,take it to the bank.

Fucking moron. Go to hell you pile of shit

 

[Tuesday]

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Fuckin staley dumb mother fker can't handicap stupidity

Faders handicap lang stupidity everyday in this thread no problem, just like tonight taking RAIDERS?
?????????????

 

[PimpyMcPimp]

LANG 2022 BANKROLL
NEGATIVE 272.5 DIMES

LANG $10 BETTER DOWN $2,725 (PLUS $1,995 Yearly Fee For Picks = -$4,720)

PAID PICKS: 2-6-1 / 25.0%

-Lang by Month-

SEP: 14-15, -284.5 DIMES
OCT: 12-16-1, -503 DIMES
NOV: 12-18, -990.5 DIMES
DEC: 15-15, -212.5 DIMES

JAN: 2-6-1, -272.5 DIMES

-Lang by Week-

WEEK 01: 12/28 to 1/3, (3W-4L) -326 DIMES (1W-2L -62 Dimes from 1/1 to 1/3)
WEEK 02: 1/4 to 1/10, (1W-4L -1P) -210.5 DIMES

-Lang Past 9+ Years-

2021: NEGATIVE 1,524.5 DIMES
2020: POSITIVE* 402.5 DIMES (*NOT A FULL YEAR DUE TO COVID)
2019: NEGATIVE 761.75 DIMES
2018: NEGATIVE 738 DIMES
2017: NEGATIVE 499.5 DIMES
2016: NEGATIVE 2,941.5 DIMES
2015: NEGATIVE 181 DIMES
2014: NEGATIVE 113.75 DIMES
2013: NEGATIVE 929 DIMES

9/01/2007 to 4/16/2010: NEGATIVE** 3,245.7 DIMES (**AS DOCUMENTED BY AL DEMARCO)

 

[PimpyMcPimp]

LOSER LANG TRACKER (IN-SEASON SPORTS)

NFL PRE SEASON (2021)

5-3, +36 Dimes

DIME RATINGS

100 DIME: 1-1
60 DIME: 3-2
30 DIME: 1-0

NFL REGULAR SEASON (2021-22)

19-26-1, -706.5 Dimes

DIME RATINGS

150 DIME: 3-2
100 DIME: 8-7
80 DIME: 0-1
75 DIME: 0-1
60 DIME: 0-2
50 DIME: 6-8
40 DIME: 1-3
30 DIME: 1-1-1

NFL TEASERS

50 DIME: 0-1

COLLEGE FOOTBALL REGULAR SEASON (2021-22)

15-17, -776 Dimes

DIME RATINGS

200 DIME: 0-1
150 DIME: 0-1
100 DIME: 6-7
75 DIME: 1-1
60 DIME: 0-3
50 DIME: 1-2
40 DIME: 1-0
30 DIME: 4-1
25 DIME: 2-1

COLLEGE FOOTBALL BOWL SEASON (2021-22)

3-4, -399 Dimes

DIME RATINGS

200 DIME: 0-1
100 DIME: 0-1
80 DIME: 0-1
60 DIME: 1-0
50 DIME: 0-1
40 DIME: 2-0

NBA REGULAR SEASON (2021-22)

0-2, -77 Dimes

DIME RATINGS

40 DIME: 0-1
30 DIME: 0-1

COLLEGE HOOPS REGULAR SEASON (2021-22)

9-11-1, -205.5 Dimes

DIME RATINGS

100 DIME: 1-1
75 DIME: 0-2
60 DIME: 1-1
50 DIME: 2-2
40 DIME: 1-1
30 DIME: 1-1
25 DIME: 3-3-1

 

[PimpyMcPimp]

It's time to deliver the National championship winner.
All I am going to say about my 150 dimer on the Chargers last night is this.
LA up 14-10. 1:03 to go first half. Raiders 3rd and 23 on their own 35. And the Raiders run a draw, pick up the first down, and end up scoring a TD.
You give up 3rd and 23's in a football game, you have no shot at winning.
Yes it went to OT and yes, the Chargers had a chance to win by 3 in OT but again, I will go back to the 3rd and 23 and call it a wrap.
Let's move on.
After the rock solid 100 dime winner on the LSU Tigers (-2) over Tennessee, a game the Tigers went wire to wire in the 79-67 win, just an abortion of a Sunday.
Let's move on.
This 100 dime release is going for 3 in a row after the Titans over the Dolphins last Sunday and Saturday's 100 dimer on LSU.
Now it's off to the National Championship game tonight and I love this game.
I have the right match up , the right situation and more importantly, the right line.
I have no doubt in my mind I make it 100 dime winner #3 in a row today.

 

[savage1]

Just remember, folks, that if Lang gives out Georgia as his pick tonight, then he is lying(could Lang actually lie about anything?? loll).

If you are wondering why I say that, here is the exact quote from Lang after the first meeting between these two teams on

December 4th and as posted in this thread:

"It's a must win Sunday.
I will not lose today. Let me say it again....I will not lose today.
It's an interesting NFL Sunday card but I have found value in a game and it truly is a mismatch.
Time to deliver this monster winning Sunday.
As for Saturday, I learned a very expensive lesson: As long as Nick Saban coaches Alabama and Kirby Smart coaches Georgia, Smart will be Saban's bitch.
It is a mental hurdle that Smart will never overcome. Not today. Not tomorrow. Not ever.
Smart was out coached. His team was outplayed. End of story.
Now it's time to bang home this 100 dime winner on this NFL Sunday."

 

[finman13]

Take it to the bank. He is on alabama but go ahead and buy up to 3 1/2 because it's only monopoly money.

 

[kimbelt]

on the radio show he was on last week stated he liked georgia

 

[savage1]

on the radio show he was on last week stated he liked georgia

That is why it makes his actual pick tonight so interesting and revealing!!

 

[proanalyser]

I WILL BE ON THE BEST TEAM THIS YEAR THE GEORGIA BULL DOGS

 

[savage1]

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Then as stated above, imo he is a pathological liar whether he wins or not tonight.

At the very least, he needs to explain his change in heart to what he said on December 5th!!!

 

[gregboy59]

Idiot

Just had my asshole anally raped last night by Chargers head coach Brandon Staley.Why don't you just take the fat end of a Louisville slugger wooden bat and shove it up my ass with no lube.