The "REAL" Fade Brandon Lang Thread

[PimpyMcPimp]

LOSER LANG TRACKER (IN-SEASON SPORTS)

NFL PRE SEASON (2021)

5-3, +36 Dimes

DIME RATINGS

100 DIME: 1-1
60 DIME: 3-2
30 DIME: 1-0

NFL REGULAR SEASON (2021-22)

19-25-1, -511.5 Dimes

DIME RATINGS

150 DIME: 3-1
100 DIME: 8-7
80 DIME: 0-1
75 DIME: 0-1
60 DIME: 0-2
50 DIME: 6-8
40 DIME: 1-3
30 DIME: 1-1-1

NFL TEASERS

50 DIME: 0-1

COLLEGE FOOTBALL REGULAR SEASON (2021-22)

15-17, -776 Dimes

DIME RATINGS

200 DIME: 0-1
150 DIME: 0-1
100 DIME: 6-7
75 DIME: 1-1
60 DIME: 0-3
50 DIME: 1-2
40 DIME: 1-0
30 DIME: 4-1
25 DIME: 2-1

COLLEGE FOOTBALL BOWL SEASON (2021-22)

3-4, -399 Dimes

DIME RATINGS

200 DIME: 0-1
100 DIME: 0-1
80 DIME: 0-1
60 DIME: 1-0
50 DIME: 0-1
40 DIME: 2-0

NBA REGULAR SEASON (2021-22)

0-2, -77 Dimes

DIME RATINGS

40 DIME: 0-1
30 DIME: 0-1

COLLEGE HOOPS REGULAR SEASON (2021-22)

8-9-1, -223 Dimes

DIME RATINGS

100 DIME: 0-1
75 DIME: 0-2
60 DIME: 1-1
50 DIME: 2-1
40 DIME: 1-1
30 DIME: 1-1
25 DIME: 3-2-1

 

[PimpyMcPimp]

Time to step it up with a big one tonight.
Well, no blood last night as UNC Greensboro (+4) falls right on the number versus Furman last night.
As I said in my analysis, Furman was 1-11 ATS their last 12 as a road favorite so I am still amazed the game fell on 4.
The entire 2nd half the biggest lead for Furman was 5 and for Greensboro was 3 so again, unreal how the game fell on the number.
As I always say, a push is better than a loss but trust me, Greensboro should have won the game outright.
Let's move on.
Need to go on a nice College hoop run the next 2 days right into my 4th straight 150 dime winner in the NFL on Saturday.
First things first...cash in on this 50 dimer tonight.
Let's goooooooo.

 

[PimpyMcPimp]

As I always say, a push is better than a loss

No shit? Tell us more of your wisdom.
Clown Capper.

 

[kimbelt]

he will be on eastern washington home dog and might be the right side in this game

 

[finman13]

Well shit brick must have indeed been on east Washington as the website isn't bragging about a winner. Much like what Lang is getting now, Eastern Washington got pounded in the back end of the game.

 

[brandonlang'sassstretcher]

As I always say, a push is better than a loss

No shit? Tell us more of your wisdom.
Clown Capper.

Here's a couple:
1. A win is better than a push
2. Lang is going to injure another QB with his 150 dimer on Saturday.

 

[proanalyser]

Ar'ent I handsome

 

[proanalyser]

 

[finman13]

Ar'ent I handsomeView attachment 23142

If you like pubic hair on top of your dome. Sure
Ar'ent? WTF?

 

[finman13]

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No doubt a dude with silicone falsies. Yuck

 

[savage1]

No doubt a dude with silicone falsies. Yuck

Two quick thoughts quickly come to mind as to why thus slutty looking woman married Lang:

1) If I am not mistaken, she was and/or still is a cheap-looking COCKtail waitress meaning that her case her standard of who is

suitable to marry aren't very high.

2) Along the same lines, perhaps one of the reasons she married him is that Lang's ding-a-ling performs better in bed than

his picks perform, which in reality isn't saying very much!! lol

 

[PimpyMcPimp]

LANG 2022 BANKROLL
NEGATIVE 150 DIMES

LANG $10 BETTER DOWN $1,500 (PLUS $1,995 Yearly Fee For Picks = -$3,495)

PAID PICKS: 1-4-1 / 20.0%

-Lang by Month-

SEP: 14-15, -284.5 DIMES
OCT: 12-16-1, -503 DIMES
NOV: 12-18, -990.5 DIMES
DEC: 15-15, -212.5 DIMES

JAN: 1-4-1, -150 DIMES

-Lang by Week-

WEEK 01: 12/28 to 1/3, (3W-4L) -326 DIMES (1W-2L -62 Dimes from 1/1 to 1/3)
WEEK 02: 1/4 to 1/10, (0W-2L -1P) -88 DIMES

-Lang Past 9+ Years-

2021: NEGATIVE 1,524.5 DIMES
2020: POSITIVE* 402.5 DIMES (*NOT A FULL YEAR DUE TO COVID)
2019: NEGATIVE 761.75 DIMES
2018: NEGATIVE 738 DIMES
2017: NEGATIVE 499.5 DIMES
2016: NEGATIVE 2,941.5 DIMES
2015: NEGATIVE 181 DIMES
2014: NEGATIVE 113.75 DIMES
2013: NEGATIVE 929 DIMES

9/01/2007 to 4/16/2010: NEGATIVE** 3,245.7 DIMES (**AS DOCUMENTED BY AL DEMARCO)

 

[PimpyMcPimp]

LOSER LANG TRACKER (IN-SEASON SPORTS)

NFL PRE SEASON (2021)

5-3, +36 Dimes

DIME RATINGS

100 DIME: 1-1
60 DIME: 3-2
30 DIME: 1-0

NFL REGULAR SEASON (2021-22)

19-25-1, -511.5 Dimes

DIME RATINGS

150 DIME: 3-1
100 DIME: 8-7
80 DIME: 0-1
75 DIME: 0-1
60 DIME: 0-2
50 DIME: 6-8
40 DIME: 1-3
30 DIME: 1-1-1

NFL TEASERS

50 DIME: 0-1

COLLEGE FOOTBALL REGULAR SEASON (2021-22)

15-17, -776 Dimes

DIME RATINGS

200 DIME: 0-1
150 DIME: 0-1
100 DIME: 6-7
75 DIME: 1-1
60 DIME: 0-3
50 DIME: 1-2
40 DIME: 1-0
30 DIME: 4-1
25 DIME: 2-1

COLLEGE FOOTBALL BOWL SEASON (2021-22)

3-4, -399 Dimes

DIME RATINGS

200 DIME: 0-1
100 DIME: 0-1
80 DIME: 0-1
60 DIME: 1-0
50 DIME: 0-1
40 DIME: 2-0

NBA REGULAR SEASON (2021-22)

0-2, -77 Dimes

DIME RATINGS

40 DIME: 0-1
30 DIME: 0-1

COLLEGE HOOPS REGULAR SEASON (2021-22)

8-10-1, -278 Dimes

DIME RATINGS

100 DIME: 0-1
75 DIME: 0-2
60 DIME: 1-1
50 DIME: 2-2
40 DIME: 1-1
30 DIME: 1-1
25 DIME: 3-2-1

 

[PimpyMcPimp]

These next 4 days are very important.
Another Fu@#@#king dog with fleas.
Eastern Washington shoots 3 of 18 from deep and turns the ball over 17 times and when you do that, you are not going to win basketball games.
Let's move on.
Need to win today and take that momentum into Saturday. Nothing more and nothing less.
First things first...cash in on this 25 dimer tonight.
Let's goooooooo.

 

[Tuesday]

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[finman13]

Two quick thoughts quickly come to mind as to why thus slutty looking woman married Lang:

1) If I am not mistaken, she was and/or still is a cheap-looking COCKtail waitress meaning that her case her standard of who is

suitable to marry aren't very high.

2) Along the same lines, perhaps one of the reasons she married him is that Lang's ding-a-ling performs better in bed than

his picks perform, which in reality isn't saying very much!! lol

Not a woman. ?

 

[finman13]

So Link, are you going to let Bob Morris fuck you up the ass tonight. I saw this team in person this year. They play hard and are better than their record.

 

[savage1]

Not a woman. ?

The more I look at her, the more which cums to mind is the impression of a madam of a whorehouse in Nevada!!! lol

 

[sniperpicks]

LANG shits on Cleveland with another TOUT and says they win by 10 or more to cover his -8 but they win by 1 and faders roll

 

[Tuesday]

The more I look at her, the more which cums to mind is the impression of a madam of a whorehouse in Nevada!!! lol

Looks like a drag queen?