The "REAL" Fade Brandon Lang Thread

[PimpyMcPimp]

Well, my 100 dimer on the Raiders looked great as they completely dominated the first half leading 7-3 with the ball at their own 33 with 2:33 to go in the half.
Broncos Drew Lock was struggling, Vegas defense had held the Broncos to 5 first downs in the half, the game was going to be an easy winner.
Then Josh Jacobs fumbles and the Broncos get 3, then Derek Carr throws a pick that leads to a touchdown and now I am down 13-7.
In a nutshell, this Raiders team is going to personally bury me again.
Then a funny thing happened, the Raiders came out in the 2nd half and their defense held the Broncos to 3 first downs in the entire 2nd half and delivered the 17-13 win.
Folks, I said I had to finish December strong and to stop up and deliver the last 3 days as big as I did, it was exactly what the doctored ordered.
It started Thursday with the 40 dime winner on Miami/Ohio, then Saturday with the 150 dime winner on Colts and Sunday with the 100 dime winner on the Raiders.
Winning day #4 in a row happens tonight with another NFL primetime Total winner after the 50 dime under on Patriots/Falcons Under 47 in week 11.
With 5 days left in the month of December, I have to keep this winning streak going tonight.
Let's gooooooooooooo.

 

[PimpyMcPimp]

I can't picture Lang taking the Saints who are starting rookie Ian Book at quarterback.
Whichever team he's on he'll be advising to take his usual free 1/2 point.

 

[proanalyser]

Looks like you can't read pimple. Total of the month is easy. New Orleans shut out Tampa. New Orleans starting a rookie QB so they ain't scoring. Guess I'll play over,not, dumb fks.

 

[Tuesday]

Looks like you can't read pimple. Total of the month is easy. New Orleans shut out Tampa. New Orleans starting a rookie QB so they ain't scoring. Guess I'll play over,not, dumb fks.

Shut your stanky langtard infested hole pro anal miser ya janky ass lang lover??

 

[PimpyMcPimp]

Looks like you can't read pimple. Total of the month is easy. New Orleans shut out Tampa. New Orleans starting a rookie QB so they ain't scoring. Guess I'll play over,not, dumb fks.

Shut the fuck up.
The best part of you ran down your mommas leg after the John pulled out from sodomizing her.
I mean how big of a loser do you have to be to come on a sports forum and pretend that you're actually another loser, Brandon Link? Can you picture this guy in real life? Probably hasn't been out of the house in years and yells from the basement for his mother to bring him meatloaf.

Knowing that it is a total I stand corrected. Can't picture him on the over.

 

[finman13]

No doubt that shit for brains is on the under 38.
Buy up to 38.5 because it isn't real money anyways.

 

[finman13]

Well, my 100 dimer on the Raiders looked great as they completely dominated the first half leading 7-3 with the ball at their own 33 with 2:33 to go in the half.
Broncos Drew Lock was struggling, Vegas defense had held the Broncos to 5 first downs in the half, the game was going to be an easy winner.
Then Josh Jacobs fumbles and the Broncos get 3, then Derek Carr throws a pick that leads to a touchdown and now I am down 13-7.
In a nutshell, this Raiders team is going to personally bury me again.
Then a funny thing happened, the Raiders came out in the 2nd half and their defense held the Broncos to 3 first downs in the entire 2nd half and delivered the 17-13 win.
Folks, I said I had to finish December strong and to stop up and deliver the last 3 days as big as I did, it was exactly what the doctored ordered.
It started Thursday with the 40 dime winner on Miami/Ohio, then Saturday with the 150 dime winner on Colts and Sunday with the 100 dime winner on the Raiders.
Winning day #4 in a row happens tonight with another NFL primetime Total winner after the 50 dime under on Patriots/Falcons Under 47 in week 11.
With 5 days left in the month of December, I have to keep this winning streak going tonight.
Let's gooooooooooooo.

You need to finish the next 15 years strong to get out of the red.
Your brother is so right about you.

 

[proanalyser]

any of you losers fade and play the over. You got a chance,that would be a chinaman. How about you ass stretcher,enjoying getting your ass stretched.

 

[sniperpicks]

LANG is under 37.5 with 12 min left in 4th and 23 points scored , 20 - 3 miami

 

[finman13]

This was the easiest no shit sherlock under in NFL history. Why this total wasnt 33 or 34 is beyond comprehension. But still would have been under. You got a gimme Link.
Your ass is nearly healed...but not for long.

 

[PimpyMcPimp]

LANG 2021 BANKROLL
NEGATIVE 1,260.5 DIMES

LANG $10 BETTER DOWN $12,605 (PLUS $1,995 Yearly Fee For Picks = -$14,600)

PAID PICKS: 175-173-5 / 50.2%

-Lang by Month-

JAN: 12-18, -534 DIMES
FEB: 17-12, +0.5 DIMES
MAR: 15-16, -109.5 DIMES
APR: 21-9-1, +704.5 DIMES
MAY: 14-16-1, +73 DIMES
JUN: 17-12-1, +6.5 DIMES
JUL: 12-15, +42.5 DIMES
AUG: 16-13-1, +282.5 DIMES
SEP: 14-15, -284.5 DIMES
OCT: 12-16-1, -503 DIMES
NOV: 12-18, -990.5 DIMES
DEC: 13-13, +51.5 DIMES

-Lang by Week-

WEEK 01: 12/29 to 1/4, (3W-4L) -204 DIMES (1W-3L -271.5 Dimes from 1/1 to 1/4)
WEEK 02: 1/5 to 1/11, (2W-5L) -386 DIMES
WEEK 03: 1/12 to 1/18, (3W-3L) -62.5 DIMES
WEEK 04: 1/19 to 1/25, (4W-3L) +121.5 DIMES
WEEK 05: 1/26 to 2/1, (3W-4L) +104.5 DIMES
WEEK 06: 2/2 to 2/8, (5W-3L) -83 DIMES
WEEK 07: 2/9 to 2/15, (3W-4L) -122.5 DIMES
WEEK 08: 2/16 to 2/22, (5W-2L) +101 DIMES
WEEK 09: 2/23 to 3/1, (4W-3L) +90 DIMES
WEEK 10: 3/2 to 3/8, (3W-4L) -125 DIMES
WEEK 11: 3/9 to 3/15, (4W-3L) -15 DIMES
WEEK 12: 3/16 to 3/22, (3W-4L) -105 DIMES
WEEK 13: 3/23 to 3/29, (4W-3L) +215 DIMES
WEEK 14: 3/30 to 4/5, (5W-3L) +68 DIMES
WEEK 15: 4/6 to 4/12, (3W-4L) -103 DIMES
WEEK 16: 4/13 to 4/19, (5W-2L) +275 DIMES
WEEK 17: 4/20 to 4/26, (6W-1L) +360 DIMES
WEEK 18: 4/27 to 5/3, (2W-3L-2P) -66 DIMES
WEEK 19: 5/4 to 5/10, (3W-4L) -77.5 DIMES
WEEK 20: 5/11 to 5/17, (4W-3L) +65 DIMES
WEEK 21: 5/18 to 5/24, (4W-3L) +129.5 DIMES
WEEK 22: 5/25 to 5/31, (3W-4L) +22 DIMES
WEEK 23: 6/1 to 6/7, (5W-2L) +124 DIMES
WEEK 24: 6/8 to 6/14, (5W-1L-1P) +170 DIMES
WEEK 25: 6/15 to 6/21, (2W-5L) -171.5 DIMES
WEEK 26: 6/22 to 6/28, (4W-3L) +24 DIMES
WEEK 27: 6/29 to 7/5, (2W-5L) -311 DIMES
WEEK 28: 7/6 to 7/12, (3W-2L) +87 DIMES
WEEK 29: 7/13 to 7/19, (4W-1L) +280 DIMES
WEEK 30: 7/20 to 7/26, (3W-4L) -21 DIMES
WEEK 31: 7/27 to 8/2, (3W-4L) -42.5 DIMES
WEEK 32: 8/3 to 8/9, (3W-4L) +54 DIMES
WEEK 33: 8/10 to 8/16, (4W-2L) +70 DIMES
WEEK 34: 8/17 to 8/23, (3W-4L) -6 DIMES
WEEK 35: 8/24 to 8/30, (3W-3L-1P) +24.5 DIMES
WEEK 36: 8/31 to 9/6, (3W-4L) -154 DIMES
WEEK 37: 9/7 to 9/13, (3W-4L) -34.5 DIMES
WEEK 38: 9/14 to 9/20, (2W-4L) -276 DIMES
WEEK 39: 9/21 to 9/27, (5W-2L) +205 DIMES
WEEK 40: 9/28 to 10/4, (3W-4L) -92 DIMES
WEEK 41: 10/5 to 10/11, (1W-5L) -268 DIMES
WEEK 42: 10/12 to 10/18, (3W-3L) -196 DIMES
WEEK 43: 10/19 to 10/25, (3W-3L-1) +92 DIMES
WEEK 44: 10/26 to 11/1, (4W-3L) -79 DIMES
WEEK 45: 11/2 to 11/8, (1W-6L) -411.5 DIMES
WEEK 46: 11/9 to 11/15, (4W-3L) -57.5 DIMES
WEEK 47: 11/16 to 11/22, (5W-2L) -65 DIMES
WEEK 48: 11/23 to 11/29, (2W-5L) -281.5 DIMES
WEEK 49: 11/30 to 12/6, (2W-5L) -329 DIMES
WEEK 50: 12/7 to 12/13, (3W-4L) +78 DIMES
WEEK 51: 12/14 to 12/20, (4W-3L) -27.5 DIMES
WEEK 52: 12/21 to 12/27, (4W-2L) +220 DIMES

-Lang Past 8 Years-

2020: POSITIVE* 402.5 DIMES (*NOT A FULL YEAR DUE TO COVID)
2019: NEGATIVE 761.75 DIMES
2018: NEGATIVE 738 DIMES
2017: NEGATIVE 499.5 DIMES
2016: NEGATIVE 2,941.5 DIMES
2015: NEGATIVE 181 DIMES
2014: NEGATIVE 113.75 DIMES
2013: NEGATIVE 929 DIMES

9/01/2007 to 4/16/2010: NEGATIVE** 3,245.7 DIMES (**AS DOCUMENTED BY AL DEMARCO)

 

[PimpyMcPimp]

LOSER LANG TRACKER (IN-SEASON SPORTS)

NFL PRE SEASON (2021)

5-3, +36 Dimes

DIME RATINGS

100 DIME: 1-1
60 DIME: 3-2
30 DIME: 1-0

NFL REGULAR SEASON (2021-22)

18-24-1, -559.5 Dimes

DIME RATINGS

150 DIME: 3-1
100 DIME: 7-7
80 DIME: 0-1
75 DIME: 0-1
60 DIME: 0-2
50 DIME: 6-8
40 DIME: 1-2
30 DIME: 1-1-1

NFL TEASERS

50 DIME: 0-1

COLLEGE FOOTBALL REGULAR SEASON (2021-22)

15-17, -776 Dimes

DIME RATINGS

200 DIME: 0-1
150 DIME: 0-1
100 DIME: 6-7
75 DIME: 1-1
60 DIME: 0-3
50 DIME: 1-2
40 DIME: 1-0
30 DIME: 4-1
25 DIME: 2-1

COLLEGE FOOTBALL BOWL SEASON (2021-22)

1-1, -25 Dimes

DIME RATINGS

50 DIME: 0-1
40 DIME: 1-0

NBA REGULAR SEASON (2021-22)

0-2, -77 Dimes

DIME RATINGS

40 DIME: 0-1
30 DIME: 0-1

COLLEGE HOOPS REGULAR SEASON (2021-22)

8-8, -190 Dimes

DIME RATINGS

100 DIME: 0-1
75 DIME: 0-2
60 DIME: 1-1
50 DIME: 2-1
40 DIME: 1-1
30 DIME: 1-0
25 DIME: 3-2

 

[PimpyMcPimp]

Well, winning day #4 in a row was a wire-to-wire winner as my 50 Dime Under on the Dolphins/Saints stayed Under by 17 points.
Folks, I said I had to finish December strong and to step up and deliver the last 4 days as big as I did was exactly what the doctored ordered.
It started last Thursday with the 40 dime winner on Miami of Ohio, Saturday with the 150 dime winner on Colts, Sunday with the 100 dime winner on the Raiders and last night with the 50 dimer Under on the Dolphins/Saints.
Winning day #5 in a row happens today with another 40 dime college bowl winner.
With 4 days left in the month of December, I have to keep this winning streak going tonight.
Let's gooooooooooooo.

 

[PimpyMcPimp]

Lang finally puts up a decent winning week after how many bad ones? Out of the past 19 weeks he only had 5 winning weeks. His clients, if there are any left, have long since been buried. He will do what he always does and cherry pick his numbers and claim clients have won blah blah amount over the past blah blah days. Then he will lose more than he won and have to wait for the next winning streak to do it all again.

Lang is just a huge piece of shit but smart people already know this.

 

[Tuesday]

Lang finally puts up a decent winning week after how many bad ones? Out of the past 19 weeks he only had 5 winning weeks. His clients, if there are any left, have long since been buried. He will do what he always does and cherry pick his numbers and claim clients have won blah blah amount over the past blah blah days. Then he will lose more than he won and have to wait for the next winning streak to do it all again.

Lang is just a huge piece of shit but smart people already know this.

Indeed Pimpy in fucking deed?

 

[finman13]

What's your guess today Pimpy?
I'll say Louisville for dickhead.

 

[sniperpicks]

LANG thinks he is Yoda. Headed to 5-0 using the FORCE up 14-0

 

[Tuesday]

LANG thinks he is Yoda. Headed to 5-0 using the FORCE up 14-0

Thank you Sniper for confirming, GOGOGO LOUISVILLE

 

[finman13]

Thanks sniper. Should have gone with my first intuition with this idiot. Everytime I don't, I'm wrong. No play for me anyway just an office pool pick on the fly guys .

 

[finman13]

There is nothing pube head can do to prevent another losing year