The "REAL" Fade Brandon Lang Thread

[finman13]

Even your post failed pro anal.
No doubt shit for brains is in the Dolts. Buy the half point. It's free, so why not?

 

[proanalyser]

Today you will be hurtin. I'm fixin to stick a Indy horeshoe up your ass.

 

[finman13]

Today you will be hurtin. I'm fixin to stick a Indy horeshoe up your ass.

You can't even fucking spell you turd!
I hope they win anyways asswipe .

 

[brandonlang'sassstretcher]

All scammers tell you to buy points.
a) If they win outright, they brag about winning outright with a dog.
b) If the bought point comes into play, they claim they're a genius.
c) If you lose, then you're a sucker anyways, so who cares?

-BrandonLang'sAssStretcher

 

[proanalyser]

Ass stretcher hope you faded today. If you did you got what you are, your ass stretched.

 

[PimpyMcPimp]

LANG 2021 BANKROLL
NEGATIVE 1,410.5 DIMES

LANG $10 BETTER DOWN $14,105 (PLUS $1,995 Yearly Fee For Picks = -$16,100)

PAID PICKS: 173-173-5 / 50.0%

-Lang by Month-

JAN: 12-18, -534 DIMES
FEB: 17-12, +0.5 DIMES
MAR: 15-16, -109.5 DIMES
APR: 21-9-1, +704.5 DIMES
MAY: 14-16-1, +73 DIMES
JUN: 17-12-1, +6.5 DIMES
JUL: 12-15, +42.5 DIMES
AUG: 16-13-1, +282.5 DIMES
SEP: 14-15, -284.5 DIMES
OCT: 12-16-1, -503 DIMES
NOV: 12-18, -990.5 DIMES
DEC: 11-13, -98.5 DIMES

-Lang by Week-

WEEK 01: 12/29 to 1/4, (3W-4L) -204 DIMES (1W-3L -271.5 Dimes from 1/1 to 1/4)
WEEK 02: 1/5 to 1/11, (2W-5L) -386 DIMES
WEEK 03: 1/12 to 1/18, (3W-3L) -62.5 DIMES
WEEK 04: 1/19 to 1/25, (4W-3L) +121.5 DIMES
WEEK 05: 1/26 to 2/1, (3W-4L) +104.5 DIMES
WEEK 06: 2/2 to 2/8, (5W-3L) -83 DIMES
WEEK 07: 2/9 to 2/15, (3W-4L) -122.5 DIMES
WEEK 08: 2/16 to 2/22, (5W-2L) +101 DIMES
WEEK 09: 2/23 to 3/1, (4W-3L) +90 DIMES
WEEK 10: 3/2 to 3/8, (3W-4L) -125 DIMES
WEEK 11: 3/9 to 3/15, (4W-3L) -15 DIMES
WEEK 12: 3/16 to 3/22, (3W-4L) -105 DIMES
WEEK 13: 3/23 to 3/29, (4W-3L) +215 DIMES
WEEK 14: 3/30 to 4/5, (5W-3L) +68 DIMES
WEEK 15: 4/6 to 4/12, (3W-4L) -103 DIMES
WEEK 16: 4/13 to 4/19, (5W-2L) +275 DIMES
WEEK 17: 4/20 to 4/26, (6W-1L) +360 DIMES
WEEK 18: 4/27 to 5/3, (2W-3L-2P) -66 DIMES
WEEK 19: 5/4 to 5/10, (3W-4L) -77.5 DIMES
WEEK 20: 5/11 to 5/17, (4W-3L) +65 DIMES
WEEK 21: 5/18 to 5/24, (4W-3L) +129.5 DIMES
WEEK 22: 5/25 to 5/31, (3W-4L) +22 DIMES
WEEK 23: 6/1 to 6/7, (5W-2L) +124 DIMES
WEEK 24: 6/8 to 6/14, (5W-1L-1P) +170 DIMES
WEEK 25: 6/15 to 6/21, (2W-5L) -171.5 DIMES
WEEK 26: 6/22 to 6/28, (4W-3L) +24 DIMES
WEEK 27: 6/29 to 7/5, (2W-5L) -311 DIMES
WEEK 28: 7/6 to 7/12, (3W-2L) +87 DIMES
WEEK 29: 7/13 to 7/19, (4W-1L) +280 DIMES
WEEK 30: 7/20 to 7/26, (3W-4L) -21 DIMES
WEEK 31: 7/27 to 8/2, (3W-4L) -42.5 DIMES
WEEK 32: 8/3 to 8/9, (3W-4L) +54 DIMES
WEEK 33: 8/10 to 8/16, (4W-2L) +70 DIMES
WEEK 34: 8/17 to 8/23, (3W-4L) -6 DIMES
WEEK 35: 8/24 to 8/30, (3W-3L-1P) +24.5 DIMES
WEEK 36: 8/31 to 9/6, (3W-4L) -154 DIMES
WEEK 37: 9/7 to 9/13, (3W-4L) -34.5 DIMES
WEEK 38: 9/14 to 9/20, (2W-4L) -276 DIMES
WEEK 39: 9/21 to 9/27, (5W-2L) +205 DIMES
WEEK 40: 9/28 to 10/4, (3W-4L) -92 DIMES
WEEK 41: 10/5 to 10/11, (1W-5L) -268 DIMES
WEEK 42: 10/12 to 10/18, (3W-3L) -196 DIMES
WEEK 43: 10/19 to 10/25, (3W-3L-1) +92 DIMES
WEEK 44: 10/26 to 11/1, (4W-3L) -79 DIMES
WEEK 45: 11/2 to 11/8, (1W-6L) -411.5 DIMES
WEEK 46: 11/9 to 11/15, (4W-3L) -57.5 DIMES
WEEK 47: 11/16 to 11/22, (5W-2L) -65 DIMES
WEEK 48: 11/23 to 11/29, (2W-5L) -281.5 DIMES
WEEK 49: 11/30 to 12/6, (2W-5L) -329 DIMES
WEEK 50: 12/7 to 12/13, (3W-4L) +78 DIMES
WEEK 51: 12/14 to 12/20, (4W-3L) -27.5 DIMES
WEEK 52: 12/21 to 12/27, (2W-2L) +70 DIMES

-Lang Past 8 Years-

2020: POSITIVE* 402.5 DIMES (*NOT A FULL YEAR DUE TO COVID)
2019: NEGATIVE 761.75 DIMES
2018: NEGATIVE 738 DIMES
2017: NEGATIVE 499.5 DIMES
2016: NEGATIVE 2,941.5 DIMES
2015: NEGATIVE 181 DIMES
2014: NEGATIVE 113.75 DIMES
2013: NEGATIVE 929 DIMES

9/01/2007 to 4/16/2010: NEGATIVE** 3,245.7 DIMES (**AS DOCUMENTED BY AL DEMARCO)

 

[PimpyMcPimp]

LOSER LANG TRACKER (IN-SEASON SPORTS)

NFL PRE SEASON (2021)

5-3, +36 Dimes

DIME RATINGS

100 DIME: 1-1
60 DIME: 3-2
30 DIME: 1-0

NFL REGULAR SEASON (2021-22)

16-24-1, -709.5 Dimes

DIME RATINGS

150 DIME: 3-1
100 DIME: 6-7
80 DIME: 0-1
75 DIME: 0-1
60 DIME: 0-2
50 DIME: 5-8
40 DIME: 1-2
30 DIME: 1-1-1

NFL TEASERS

50 DIME: 0-1

COLLEGE FOOTBALL REGULAR SEASON (2021-22)

15-17, -776 Dimes

DIME RATINGS

200 DIME: 0-1
150 DIME: 0-1
100 DIME: 6-7
75 DIME: 1-1
60 DIME: 0-3
50 DIME: 1-2
40 DIME: 1-0
30 DIME: 4-1
25 DIME: 2-1

COLLEGE FOOTBALL BOWL SEASON (2021-22)

1-1, -25 Dimes

DIME RATINGS

50 DIME: 0-1
40 DIME: 1-0

NBA REGULAR SEASON (2021-22)

0-2, -77 Dimes

DIME RATINGS

40 DIME: 0-1
30 DIME: 0-1

COLLEGE HOOPS REGULAR SEASON (2021-22)

8-8, -190 Dimes

DIME RATINGS

100 DIME: 0-1
75 DIME: 0-2
60 DIME: 1-1
50 DIME: 2-1
40 DIME: 1-1
30 DIME: 1-0
25 DIME: 3-2

 

[PimpyMcPimp]

Let's build off that big time winner last night.
So here comes a 3rd straight winning day.
Well, 80% of their offensive line was out due to COVID and their defensive captain Darius Leonard got COVID early on Saturday and was scratched as well.
So was I nervous with my 150 dime release after all these COVID scratches????
F♦ck no!!!!!!
I said in my analysis, "You don't lose to 1-win football teams in December as 13-point road favorites unless you have something seriously wrong with your football team.
And as you saw, there is something seriously wrong with the Arizona Cardinals.
I also said Colts coach Frank Reich would out coach Kliff Kingsbury and he did and Indy, for a 2nd straight week, handed me and my clients another huge winner.
Don't look now but that is now 3 straight 150 dime winners in the NFL the last 3 weeks and now I look to build off that Colts winner last night with a 100 dimer today.
This release is 2 1/2 times stronger than my 40 dime winner on Miami/Ohio (-2 1/2) over North Texas on Thursday.
Folks, we have to finish 2021 strong and hitting 3 straight 150 dime releases here in December has been great but still have 6 big days to deliver even bigger games.
This 100 dimer is just that here on this Sunday card.
Let's goooooooo!!!!!!1

 

[PimpyMcPimp]

Folks, we have to finish 2021 strong and hitting 3 straight 150 dime releases here in December has been great but still have 6 big days to deliver even bigger games.

Yeah folks, we have to finish strong seeing as how my clients are already down $16,000 on the year and still down 100 Dimes in my self proclaimed December to Remember!
So let's chase our asses off the next 6 days because my bankroll is Monopoly money!! LMAO!

Clown Capper! ?

 

[carlitosway]

Folks, we have to finish 2021 strong and hitting 3 straight 150 dime releases here in December has been great but still have 6 big days to deliver even bigger games.

Yeah folks, we have to finish strong seeing as how my clients are already down $16,000 on the year and still down 100 Dimes in my self proclaimed December to Remember!
So let's chase our asses off the next 6 days because my bankroll is Monopoly money!! LMAO!

Clown Capper! ?

LMFAO! Pimpy your hilarious!

 

[kimbelt]

we all know he is going to be on las vegas radiers cause denver qb is out and drew lock is starting for denver . does any have his radio picks ?

 

[finman13]

we all know he is going to be on las vegas radiers cause denver qb is out and drew lock is starting for denver . does any have his radio picks ?

You would think he would simply ride the better qb. Why he is touching this game with so much uncertainly with players being out, is even stupid for Lang.

 

[blueduke]

This release is 2 1/2 times stronger than my 40 dime winner on Miami/Ohio (-2 1/2) over North Texas on Thursday.

You have to laugh. They talk to the people reading the website as if they're halfwits. Who would have thought 100 was 40 X 2.5

 

[proanalyser]

Youll be suprised there are plenty of "half wits"I think Tuesday is one himself.

 

[Tuesday]

Youll be suprised there are plenty of "half wits"I think Tuesday is one himself.

Happy to be a half wit rather than a pro anal miser lang loving jackass??

 

[finman13]

Any confirmation on the play?

 

[brandonlang'sassstretcher]

40 times 2.5 is 150.

Mike Tyson once said, "I'll fuck you till you love me"

I wonder if the NFL said that to you.

You probably love the NFL by now.

 

[finman13]

This release is 2 1/2 times stronger than my 40 dime winner on Miami/Ohio (-2 1/2) over North Texas on Thursday.

You have to laugh. They talk to the people reading the website as if they're halfwits. Who would have thought 100 was 40 X 2.5

 

[PimpyMcPimp]

LANG 2021 BANKROLL
NEGATIVE 1,310.5 DIMES

LANG $10 BETTER DOWN $13,105 (PLUS $1,995 Yearly Fee For Picks = -$15,100)

PAID PICKS: 174-173-5 / 50.1%

-Lang by Month-

JAN: 12-18, -534 DIMES
FEB: 17-12, +0.5 DIMES
MAR: 15-16, -109.5 DIMES
APR: 21-9-1, +704.5 DIMES
MAY: 14-16-1, +73 DIMES
JUN: 17-12-1, +6.5 DIMES
JUL: 12-15, +42.5 DIMES
AUG: 16-13-1, +282.5 DIMES
SEP: 14-15, -284.5 DIMES
OCT: 12-16-1, -503 DIMES
NOV: 12-18, -990.5 DIMES
DEC: 12-13, +1.5 DIMES

-Lang by Week-

WEEK 01: 12/29 to 1/4, (3W-4L) -204 DIMES (1W-3L -271.5 Dimes from 1/1 to 1/4)
WEEK 02: 1/5 to 1/11, (2W-5L) -386 DIMES
WEEK 03: 1/12 to 1/18, (3W-3L) -62.5 DIMES
WEEK 04: 1/19 to 1/25, (4W-3L) +121.5 DIMES
WEEK 05: 1/26 to 2/1, (3W-4L) +104.5 DIMES
WEEK 06: 2/2 to 2/8, (5W-3L) -83 DIMES
WEEK 07: 2/9 to 2/15, (3W-4L) -122.5 DIMES
WEEK 08: 2/16 to 2/22, (5W-2L) +101 DIMES
WEEK 09: 2/23 to 3/1, (4W-3L) +90 DIMES
WEEK 10: 3/2 to 3/8, (3W-4L) -125 DIMES
WEEK 11: 3/9 to 3/15, (4W-3L) -15 DIMES
WEEK 12: 3/16 to 3/22, (3W-4L) -105 DIMES
WEEK 13: 3/23 to 3/29, (4W-3L) +215 DIMES
WEEK 14: 3/30 to 4/5, (5W-3L) +68 DIMES
WEEK 15: 4/6 to 4/12, (3W-4L) -103 DIMES
WEEK 16: 4/13 to 4/19, (5W-2L) +275 DIMES
WEEK 17: 4/20 to 4/26, (6W-1L) +360 DIMES
WEEK 18: 4/27 to 5/3, (2W-3L-2P) -66 DIMES
WEEK 19: 5/4 to 5/10, (3W-4L) -77.5 DIMES
WEEK 20: 5/11 to 5/17, (4W-3L) +65 DIMES
WEEK 21: 5/18 to 5/24, (4W-3L) +129.5 DIMES
WEEK 22: 5/25 to 5/31, (3W-4L) +22 DIMES
WEEK 23: 6/1 to 6/7, (5W-2L) +124 DIMES
WEEK 24: 6/8 to 6/14, (5W-1L-1P) +170 DIMES
WEEK 25: 6/15 to 6/21, (2W-5L) -171.5 DIMES
WEEK 26: 6/22 to 6/28, (4W-3L) +24 DIMES
WEEK 27: 6/29 to 7/5, (2W-5L) -311 DIMES
WEEK 28: 7/6 to 7/12, (3W-2L) +87 DIMES
WEEK 29: 7/13 to 7/19, (4W-1L) +280 DIMES
WEEK 30: 7/20 to 7/26, (3W-4L) -21 DIMES
WEEK 31: 7/27 to 8/2, (3W-4L) -42.5 DIMES
WEEK 32: 8/3 to 8/9, (3W-4L) +54 DIMES
WEEK 33: 8/10 to 8/16, (4W-2L) +70 DIMES
WEEK 34: 8/17 to 8/23, (3W-4L) -6 DIMES
WEEK 35: 8/24 to 8/30, (3W-3L-1P) +24.5 DIMES
WEEK 36: 8/31 to 9/6, (3W-4L) -154 DIMES
WEEK 37: 9/7 to 9/13, (3W-4L) -34.5 DIMES
WEEK 38: 9/14 to 9/20, (2W-4L) -276 DIMES
WEEK 39: 9/21 to 9/27, (5W-2L) +205 DIMES
WEEK 40: 9/28 to 10/4, (3W-4L) -92 DIMES
WEEK 41: 10/5 to 10/11, (1W-5L) -268 DIMES
WEEK 42: 10/12 to 10/18, (3W-3L) -196 DIMES
WEEK 43: 10/19 to 10/25, (3W-3L-1) +92 DIMES
WEEK 44: 10/26 to 11/1, (4W-3L) -79 DIMES
WEEK 45: 11/2 to 11/8, (1W-6L) -411.5 DIMES
WEEK 46: 11/9 to 11/15, (4W-3L) -57.5 DIMES
WEEK 47: 11/16 to 11/22, (5W-2L) -65 DIMES
WEEK 48: 11/23 to 11/29, (2W-5L) -281.5 DIMES
WEEK 49: 11/30 to 12/6, (2W-5L) -329 DIMES
WEEK 50: 12/7 to 12/13, (3W-4L) +78 DIMES
WEEK 51: 12/14 to 12/20, (4W-3L) -27.5 DIMES
WEEK 52: 12/21 to 12/27, (3W-2L) +170 DIMES

-Lang Past 8 Years-

2020: POSITIVE* 402.5 DIMES (*NOT A FULL YEAR DUE TO COVID)
2019: NEGATIVE 761.75 DIMES
2018: NEGATIVE 738 DIMES
2017: NEGATIVE 499.5 DIMES
2016: NEGATIVE 2,941.5 DIMES
2015: NEGATIVE 181 DIMES
2014: NEGATIVE 113.75 DIMES
2013: NEGATIVE 929 DIMES

9/01/2007 to 4/16/2010: NEGATIVE** 3,245.7 DIMES (**AS DOCUMENTED BY AL DEMARCO)

 

[PimpyMcPimp]

LOSER LANG TRACKER (IN-SEASON SPORTS)

NFL PRE SEASON (2021)

5-3, +36 Dimes

DIME RATINGS

100 DIME: 1-1
60 DIME: 3-2
30 DIME: 1-0

NFL REGULAR SEASON (2021-22)

17-24-1, -609.5 Dimes

DIME RATINGS

150 DIME: 3-1
100 DIME: 7-7
80 DIME: 0-1
75 DIME: 0-1
60 DIME: 0-2
50 DIME: 5-8
40 DIME: 1-2
30 DIME: 1-1-1

NFL TEASERS

50 DIME: 0-1

COLLEGE FOOTBALL REGULAR SEASON (2021-22)

15-17, -776 Dimes

DIME RATINGS

200 DIME: 0-1
150 DIME: 0-1
100 DIME: 6-7
75 DIME: 1-1
60 DIME: 0-3
50 DIME: 1-2
40 DIME: 1-0
30 DIME: 4-1
25 DIME: 2-1

COLLEGE FOOTBALL BOWL SEASON (2021-22)

1-1, -25 Dimes

DIME RATINGS

50 DIME: 0-1
40 DIME: 1-0

NBA REGULAR SEASON (2021-22)

0-2, -77 Dimes

DIME RATINGS

40 DIME: 0-1
30 DIME: 0-1

COLLEGE HOOPS REGULAR SEASON (2021-22)

8-8, -190 Dimes

DIME RATINGS

100 DIME: 0-1
75 DIME: 0-2
60 DIME: 1-1
50 DIME: 2-1
40 DIME: 1-1
30 DIME: 1-0
25 DIME: 3-2