The "REAL" Fade Brandon Lang Thread

[PimpyMcPimp]

Fucking pussy Lang with no update about his loss.

If he'd of won it would have been plastered all over the front page.

 

[PimpyMcPimp]

Very important 4-day run I have in front of me.

Well, not the way I wanted to start the NFL season as my 80 dimer on the Under was in the last 6 minutes of the first half.

And I was absolutely shocked with how bad the Bucs defense played considering everyone was back from last year.

And Dak Prescott made that Bucs defense pay.

This is not how I envisioned September starting, considering I am chasing a 6th straight winning month.

Here is what I have accomplished for all the world to see the last 5 months:

A winning college basketball season. A winning NCAA tourney. A winning NBA season. A winning NBA playoffs, a winning baseball season and a winning NFL preseason.

I have some work to do. Simple as that to get this month of September on track.

It starts with this 30 dime winner today.

 

[PimpyMcPimp]

What happened to all football the next 5 days that he wrote about yesterday?


We can put baseball aside for the next 5 days and sink our teeth into football and it starts with a big time release in the NFL to kick off the 2021 season.


See, this is the kind of shit that makes me think when Lang loses and has a tantrum, someone else steps in and makes picks for him.

Fuck you Lang, ya big clowny pussy!

 

[Tuesday]

What happened to all football the next 5 days that he wrote about yesterday?


We can put baseball aside for the next 5 days and sink our teeth into football and it starts with a big time release in the NFL to kick off the 2021 season.


See, this is the kind of shit that makes me think when Lang loses and has a tantrum, someone else steps in and makes picks for him.

Fuck you Lang, ya big clowny pussy!

For fucks sake he really did run and hide all the way deep up proanal anus fck you lang you lying piece of sht chickensht:bigone:!~))!

 

[Doggie123]

Wow. A puny 30 dime play on a trash game on Friday.
Lang already in a deep depression. Minus the price for yearly package, pro anus is now down for the year.

Should be on Nats tonight.

 

[sniperpicks]

Lang certainly Telegraphs his plays , barely concealed. He probably has a powdered wig on watching game He is wasting money like DC politicians now :money8:

 

[Tuesday]

Wow. A puny 30 dime play on a trash game on Friday.
Lang already in a deep depression. Minus the price for yearly package, pro anus is now down for the year.

Should be on Nats tonight.

Good call Doggie:toast:

Lang certainly Telegraphs his plays , barely concealed. He probably has a powdered wig on watching game He is wasting money like DC politicians now :money8:

Thank you Sniper, gogogo PIT<><>

 

[Doggie123]

Tuesday. Awesome you keep up with stuff.

 

[proanalyser]

Do your fukin job,another game Im leading the whole game.

 

[Tuesday]

:money8::money8::money8::money8::money8::money8::money8::money8:

Tuesday. Awesome you keep up with stuff.

Thank you Doggie, gotta keep up to not get tricked by that sneaky proanal hiding langer deep in his stanky anus they took it in their backdoor loss as they always like to take it ahahaha:bigone:


:money8::money8::money8::money8::money8::money8::money8::money8:

 

[sniperpicks]

Fade ——>azzkick(&^<—— me wishing I took Shittsburg instead of skipping it

 

[Tuesday]

Fade ——>azzkick(&^<—— me wishing I took Shittsburg instead of skipping it

No worry Sniper they'll keep on losing tomorrow, and at least proanalanger losing month continues on strong, and hopefully all the losing in baseball will push them back to losing in football too:toast:

 

[Doggie123]

Do your fukin job,another game Im leading the whole game.

Wait a second. Did you just lose again? LMFAO.
Hey shit stain. You realize you are down for the year yet again after your asinine yearly payment right?

We should pity your poor asshole getting destroyed as I type by a gorilla.

 

[Doggie123]

Fuck head will probably be on the Iowa state Iowa game.

 

[Doggie123]

do your fukin job,another game im leading the whole game.

fuck you!
I do my job. Do your job dick face. Your job is to get your anus annihilated by a silverback.
I never use your plays to make mine. Like most who read this. I Just want to expose your sorry ass.

 

[Doggie123]

Lang?

 

[Doggie123]

Saturday morning and still no Lang on the website.
Maybe trying to figure out what play to market after changing from the Iowa game.

 

[PimpyMcPimp]

LANG 2021 BANKROLL
POSITIVE 160 DIMES

LANG $10 BETTER UP $1,600 (MINUS $1,995 Yearly Fee For Picks = -$395)

PAID PICKS: 127-118-4 / 51.8%


-Lang by Month-

JAN: 12-18, -534 DIMES
FEB: 17-12, +0.5 DIMES
MAR: 15-16, -109.5 DIMES
APR: 21-9-1, +704.5 DIMES
MAY: 14-16-1, +73 DIMES
JUN: 17-12-1, +6.5 DIMES
JUL: 12-15, +42.5 DIMES
AUG: 16-13-1, +282.5 DIMES
SEP: 3-7, -306 DIMES


-Lang by Week-

WEEK 01: 12/29 to 1/4, (3W-4L) -204 DIMES (1W-3L -271.5 Dimes from 1/1 to 1/4)
WEEK 02: 1/5 to 1/11, (2W-5L) -386 DIMES
WEEK 03: 1/12 to 1/18, (3W-3L) -62.5 DIMES
WEEK 04: 1/19 to 1/25, (4W-3L) +121.5 DIMES
WEEK 05: 1/26 to 2/1, (3W-4L) +104.5 DIMES
WEEK 06: 2/2 to 2/8, (5W-3L) -83 DIMES
WEEK 07: 2/9 to 2/15, (3W-4L) -122.5 DIMES
WEEK 08: 2/16 to 2/22, (5W-2L) +101 DIMES
WEEK 09: 2/23 to 3/1, (4W-3L) +90 DIMES
WEEK 10: 3/2 to 3/8, (3W-4L) -125 DIMES
WEEK 11: 3/9 to 3/15, (4W-3L) -15 DIMES
WEEK 12: 3/16 to 3/22, (3W-4L) -105 DIMES
WEEK 13: 3/23 to 3/29, (4W-3L) +215 DIMES
WEEK 14: 3/30 to 4/5, (5W-3L) +68 DIMES
WEEK 15: 4/6 to 4/12, (3W-4L) -103 DIMES
WEEK 16: 4/13 to 4/19, (5W-2L) +275 DIMES
WEEK 17: 4/20 to 4/26, (6W-1L) +360 DIMES
WEEK 18: 4/27 to 5/3, (2W-3L-2P) -66 DIMES
WEEK 19: 5/4 to 5/10, (3W-4L) -77.5 DIMES
WEEK 20: 5/11 to 5/17, (4W-3L) +65 DIMES
WEEK 21: 5/18 to 5/24, (4W-3L) +129.5 DIMES
WEEK 22: 5/25 to 5/31, (3W-4L) +22 DIMES
WEEK 23: 6/1 to 6/7, (5W-2L) +124 DIMES
WEEK 24: 6/8 to 6/14, (5W-1L-1P) +170 DIMES
WEEK 25: 6/15 to 6/21, (2W-5L) -171.5 DIMES
WEEK 26: 6/22 to 6/28, (4W-3L) +24 DIMES
WEEK 27: 6/29 to 7/5, (2W-5L) -311 DIMES
WEEK 28: 7/6 to 7/12, (3W-2L) +87 DIMES
WEEK 29: 7/13 to 7/19, (4W-1L) +280 DIMES
WEEK 30: 7/20 to 7/26, (3W-4L) -21 DIMES
WEEK 31: 7/27 to 8/2, (3W-4L) -42.5 DIMES
WEEK 32: 8/3 to 8/9, (3W-4L) +54 DIMES
WEEK 33: 8/10 to 8/16, (4W-2L) +70 DIMES
WEEK 34: 8/17 to 8/23, (3W-4L) -6 DIMES
WEEK 35: 8/24 to 8/30, (3W-3L-1P) +24.5 DIMES
WEEK 36: 8/31 to 9/6, (3W-4L) -154 DIMES
WEEK 37: 9/7 to 9/13, (1W-3L) -102 DIMES


-Lang Past 8 Years-

2020: POSITIVE* 402.5 DIMES (*NOT A FULL YEAR DUE TO COVID)
2019: NEGATIVE 761.75 DIMES
2018: NEGATIVE 738 DIMES
2017: NEGATIVE 499.5 DIMES
2016: NEGATIVE 2,941.5 DIMES
2015: NEGATIVE 181 DIMES
2014: NEGATIVE 113.75 DIMES
2013: NEGATIVE 929 DIMES

9/01/2007 to 4/16/2010: NEGATIVE** 3,245.7 DIMES (**AS DOCUMENTED BY AL DEMARCO)

 

[PimpyMcPimp]

LOSER LANG TRACKER (IN-SEASON SPORTS)


MLB REGULAR SEASON (2021)

40-41-1, +232.5 Dimes

DIME RATINGS

100 DIME: 1-1
80 DIME: 0-2
75 DIME: 1-0
60 DIME: 15-5
50 DIME: 2-3
40 DIME: 2-7
30 DIME: 9-13-1
25 DIME: 3-6
20 DIME: 7-4


NFL PRE SEASON (2021)

5-3, +36 Dimes

DIME RATINGS

100 DIME: 1-1
60 DIME: 3-2
30 DIME: 1-0


NFL REGULAR SEASON (2021-22)

0-1, -88 Dimes

DIME RATINGS

80 DIME: 0-1


NCAA FOOTBALL REGULAR SEASON (2021-22)

1-2, -76 Dimes

DIME RATINGS

100 DIME: 1-1
60 DIME: 0-1

 

[PimpyMcPimp]

I love what I am seeing on this Saturday card.

The first Saturday of College football I gave you a 100 dime winner on Illinois (+7) outright over Nebraska 30-22.

The 2nd Saturday of College football I gave you a 100 dime loser on ULL (+8) over Texas as they came up short.

Trust me when I tell you, this is a very important Saturday.

Bottom line: If ever there was a time I needed to step up and deliver big, this is the day.

After consistently winning for 5 straight months, everything that could go wrong has gone wrong in the month of September.

Case and point: Last night's 30 dimer on the Nationals, whose relief pitcher blows a 3-2 lead in the bottom of the 9th to hand me the loss.

It's a long month, 19 days still left for me to work my magic, just like I did in winning the previous 5 months.

Here is what I have accomplished:

A winning college basketball season. A winning NCAA tourney. A winning NBA season. A winning NBA playoffs, a winning baseball season and a winning NFL preseason

Not too shabby.

Now let's hammer home this 100 dime winner today.