The "REAL" Fade Brandon Lang Thread

[Doggie123]

Well the Rays are still up big in the division. Still battling for the best record. Count on Link (pro anus) fucking up a hot streak. What a dope you are Brandon.

500 dimer on the Cowboys you turd.

Make sure to use water based lube when you get your ass slammed again tonight by that silverback. Those oil based spots are a tough clean up.

 

[Doggie123]

Had a feeling he would pick the total.
I see 51.5 down from a key number of 52.
I'll still say he takes under. Will count on Bucs D to continue to shut down run, especially with injury to a key lineman.

 

[PimpyMcPimp]

LANG 2021 BANKROLL
POSITIVE 278 DIMES

LANG $10 BETTER UP $2,780 (MINUS $1,995 Yearly Fee For Picks = +$785)

PAID PICKS: 127-116-4 / 52.2%


-Lang by Month-

JAN: 12-18, -534 DIMES
FEB: 17-12, +0.5 DIMES
MAR: 15-16, -109.5 DIMES
APR: 21-9-1, +704.5 DIMES
MAY: 14-16-1, +73 DIMES
JUN: 17-12-1, +6.5 DIMES
JUL: 12-15, +42.5 DIMES
AUG: 16-13-1, +282.5 DIMES
SEP: 3-5, -188 DIMES


-Lang by Week-

WEEK 01: 12/29 to 1/4, (3W-4L) -204 DIMES (1W-3L -271.5 Dimes from 1/1 to 1/4)
WEEK 02: 1/5 to 1/11, (2W-5L) -386 DIMES
WEEK 03: 1/12 to 1/18, (3W-3L) -62.5 DIMES
WEEK 04: 1/19 to 1/25, (4W-3L) +121.5 DIMES
WEEK 05: 1/26 to 2/1, (3W-4L) +104.5 DIMES
WEEK 06: 2/2 to 2/8, (5W-3L) -83 DIMES
WEEK 07: 2/9 to 2/15, (3W-4L) -122.5 DIMES
WEEK 08: 2/16 to 2/22, (5W-2L) +101 DIMES
WEEK 09: 2/23 to 3/1, (4W-3L) +90 DIMES
WEEK 10: 3/2 to 3/8, (3W-4L) -125 DIMES
WEEK 11: 3/9 to 3/15, (4W-3L) -15 DIMES
WEEK 12: 3/16 to 3/22, (3W-4L) -105 DIMES
WEEK 13: 3/23 to 3/29, (4W-3L) +215 DIMES
WEEK 14: 3/30 to 4/5, (5W-3L) +68 DIMES
WEEK 15: 4/6 to 4/12, (3W-4L) -103 DIMES
WEEK 16: 4/13 to 4/19, (5W-2L) +275 DIMES
WEEK 17: 4/20 to 4/26, (6W-1L) +360 DIMES
WEEK 18: 4/27 to 5/3, (2W-3L-2P) -66 DIMES
WEEK 19: 5/4 to 5/10, (3W-4L) -77.5 DIMES
WEEK 20: 5/11 to 5/17, (4W-3L) +65 DIMES
WEEK 21: 5/18 to 5/24, (4W-3L) +129.5 DIMES
WEEK 22: 5/25 to 5/31, (3W-4L) +22 DIMES
WEEK 23: 6/1 to 6/7, (5W-2L) +124 DIMES
WEEK 24: 6/8 to 6/14, (5W-1L-1P) +170 DIMES
WEEK 25: 6/15 to 6/21, (2W-5L) -171.5 DIMES
WEEK 26: 6/22 to 6/28, (4W-3L) +24 DIMES
WEEK 27: 6/29 to 7/5, (2W-5L) -311 DIMES
WEEK 28: 7/6 to 7/12, (3W-2L) +87 DIMES
WEEK 29: 7/13 to 7/19, (4W-1L) +280 DIMES
WEEK 30: 7/20 to 7/26, (3W-4L) -21 DIMES
WEEK 31: 7/27 to 8/2, (3W-4L) -42.5 DIMES
WEEK 32: 8/3 to 8/9, (3W-4L) +54 DIMES
WEEK 33: 8/10 to 8/16, (4W-2L) +70 DIMES
WEEK 34: 8/17 to 8/23, (3W-4L) -6 DIMES
WEEK 35: 8/24 to 8/30, (3W-3L-1P) +24.5 DIMES
WEEK 36: 8/31 to 9/6, (3W-4L) -154 DIMES
WEEK 37: 9/7 to 9/13, (1W-1L) +16 DIMES


-Lang Past 8 Years-

2020: POSITIVE* 402.5 DIMES (*NOT A FULL YEAR DUE TO COVID)
2019: NEGATIVE 761.75 DIMES
2018: NEGATIVE 738 DIMES
2017: NEGATIVE 499.5 DIMES
2016: NEGATIVE 2,941.5 DIMES
2015: NEGATIVE 181 DIMES
2014: NEGATIVE 113.75 DIMES
2013: NEGATIVE 929 DIMES

9/01/2007 to 4/16/2010: NEGATIVE** 3,245.7 DIMES (**AS DOCUMENTED BY AL DEMARCO)

 

[PimpyMcPimp]

LOSER LANG TRACKER (IN-SEASON SPORTS)


MLB REGULAR SEASON (2021)

40-40-1, +262.5 Dimes

DIME RATINGS

100 DIME: 1-1
80 DIME: 0-2
75 DIME: 1-0
60 DIME: 15-5
50 DIME: 2-3
40 DIME: 2-7
30 DIME: 9-12-1
25 DIME: 3-6
20 DIME: 7-4


NFL PRE SEASON (2021)

5-3, +36 Dimes

DIME RATINGS

100 DIME: 1-1
60 DIME: 3-2
30 DIME: 1-0


NCAA FOOTBALL REGULAR SEASON (2021-22)

1-2, -76 Dimes

DIME RATINGS

100 DIME: 1-1
60 DIME: 0-1

 

[PimpyMcPimp]

Time to set the table for an absolute monster weekend.

Well, after cashing a 60 dime winner Tuesday on the Rays over Boston I came right back with a 40 dimer on the Rays to get the sweep in Beantown.

Up 1-0 in the bottom of the 8th, needed the Rays bullpen to close it out but relievers Matt Wisler and J.T. Chargois had other ideas.

Wisler gives up the lead off single, Kevin Cash then goes to Chargois, who 2-outs later gives up the 2-run homer and you can kiss winning day #2 in a row goodbye.

We can put baseball aside for the next 5 days and sink our teeth into football and it starts with a big time release in the NFL to kick off the 2021 season.

I absolutely love this total tonight. I mean, absolutely love.

Here is what I have accomplished for all the world to see the last 5 months:

A winning college basketball season. A winning NCAA tourney. A winning NBA season. A winning NBA playoffs, a winning baseball season and a winning NFL preseason.

What you have seen in these 5 straight winning months is consistent winning across the board.

Bottom line: I am confident that when September has come and gone, it will be #6 in a row..

My 5-day winning football run starts with this winner tonight.

 

[PimpyMcPimp]

Had a feeling he would pick the total.
I see 51.5 down from a key number of 52.
I'll still say he takes under. Will count on Bucs D to continue to shut down run, especially with injury to a key lineman.

Or you could just say that when Lang's play is a total, no matter the sport, 99.5% of the time it's an UNDER, lol.

 

[Doggie123]

Or you could just say that when Lang's play is a total, no matter the sport, 99.5% of the time it's an UNDER, lol.

Touche' Pimpy.
cheersgif

 

[Doggie123]

Or you could just say that when Lang's play is a total, no matter the sport, 99.5% of the time it's an UNDER, lol.

Touche' Pimpy.
cheersgif

 

[Tuesday]

Had a feeling he would pick the total.
I see 51.5 down from a key number of 52.
I'll still say he takes under. Will count on Bucs D to continue to shut down run, especially with injury to a key lineman.

Or you could just say that when Lang's play is a total, no matter the sport, 99.5% of the time it's an UNDER, lol.

Thank you both, gogogo OVER<><>

 

[sniperpicks]

Lang under 51.5 and it’s 16-21 not even halftime ointer:

 

[Tuesday]

Lang under 51.5 and it’s 16-21 not even halftime ointer:

Ahaha keep it going strong OVER GOGOGO:fballch3:

 

[PimpyMcPimp]

Lang under 51.5 and it’s 16-21 not even halftime ointer:

 

[sniperpicks]

47 scored. Should be OVER before 3rd Q ends azzkick(&^

 

[PimpyMcPimp]

Start sucking!

 

[sniperpicks]

 

[Tuesday]

:money8::money8::money8::money8::money8::money8::money8::money8:

Start sucking!

Hey proanal you ready now for the 100 fake dimers up your stanky ass now that the 80 is stuck so far up there already? Ahahaha:bigone:


:money8::money8::money8::money8::money8::money8::money8::money8:

 

[Doggie123]

"Well, I handicapped this game right but then a non football player had to miss an extra point and a field goal to cost me my 80 dimer. Oh wait, I still cost my "clients" money. "
Lang, I keep telling you that you will be destroyed in football.
Your anus has no ability to protrude a turd anymore because your sphincter muscles, the inner ones that exude shit, won't function anymore. You will need to take a lot of fiber and maybe some extreme laxative measures.
You are done Brandon. Just go caddy.

 

[Tuesday]

Hey proanus/lang it was just as you predicted your 5-day football losing streak starts today so don't run scared and give us excuses - give us your losing football picks everyday!~))!

 

[PimpyMcPimp]

LANG 2021 BANKROLL
POSITIVE 190 DIMES

LANG $10 BETTER UP $1,900 (MINUS $1,995 Yearly Fee For Picks = -$95)

PAID PICKS: 127-117-4 / 52.0%


-Lang by Month-

JAN: 12-18, -534 DIMES
FEB: 17-12, +0.5 DIMES
MAR: 15-16, -109.5 DIMES
APR: 21-9-1, +704.5 DIMES
MAY: 14-16-1, +73 DIMES
JUN: 17-12-1, +6.5 DIMES
JUL: 12-15, +42.5 DIMES
AUG: 16-13-1, +282.5 DIMES
SEP: 3-6, -276 DIMES


-Lang by Week-

WEEK 01: 12/29 to 1/4, (3W-4L) -204 DIMES (1W-3L -271.5 Dimes from 1/1 to 1/4)
WEEK 02: 1/5 to 1/11, (2W-5L) -386 DIMES
WEEK 03: 1/12 to 1/18, (3W-3L) -62.5 DIMES
WEEK 04: 1/19 to 1/25, (4W-3L) +121.5 DIMES
WEEK 05: 1/26 to 2/1, (3W-4L) +104.5 DIMES
WEEK 06: 2/2 to 2/8, (5W-3L) -83 DIMES
WEEK 07: 2/9 to 2/15, (3W-4L) -122.5 DIMES
WEEK 08: 2/16 to 2/22, (5W-2L) +101 DIMES
WEEK 09: 2/23 to 3/1, (4W-3L) +90 DIMES
WEEK 10: 3/2 to 3/8, (3W-4L) -125 DIMES
WEEK 11: 3/9 to 3/15, (4W-3L) -15 DIMES
WEEK 12: 3/16 to 3/22, (3W-4L) -105 DIMES
WEEK 13: 3/23 to 3/29, (4W-3L) +215 DIMES
WEEK 14: 3/30 to 4/5, (5W-3L) +68 DIMES
WEEK 15: 4/6 to 4/12, (3W-4L) -103 DIMES
WEEK 16: 4/13 to 4/19, (5W-2L) +275 DIMES
WEEK 17: 4/20 to 4/26, (6W-1L) +360 DIMES
WEEK 18: 4/27 to 5/3, (2W-3L-2P) -66 DIMES
WEEK 19: 5/4 to 5/10, (3W-4L) -77.5 DIMES
WEEK 20: 5/11 to 5/17, (4W-3L) +65 DIMES
WEEK 21: 5/18 to 5/24, (4W-3L) +129.5 DIMES
WEEK 22: 5/25 to 5/31, (3W-4L) +22 DIMES
WEEK 23: 6/1 to 6/7, (5W-2L) +124 DIMES
WEEK 24: 6/8 to 6/14, (5W-1L-1P) +170 DIMES
WEEK 25: 6/15 to 6/21, (2W-5L) -171.5 DIMES
WEEK 26: 6/22 to 6/28, (4W-3L) +24 DIMES
WEEK 27: 6/29 to 7/5, (2W-5L) -311 DIMES
WEEK 28: 7/6 to 7/12, (3W-2L) +87 DIMES
WEEK 29: 7/13 to 7/19, (4W-1L) +280 DIMES
WEEK 30: 7/20 to 7/26, (3W-4L) -21 DIMES
WEEK 31: 7/27 to 8/2, (3W-4L) -42.5 DIMES
WEEK 32: 8/3 to 8/9, (3W-4L) +54 DIMES
WEEK 33: 8/10 to 8/16, (4W-2L) +70 DIMES
WEEK 34: 8/17 to 8/23, (3W-4L) -6 DIMES
WEEK 35: 8/24 to 8/30, (3W-3L-1P) +24.5 DIMES
WEEK 36: 8/31 to 9/6, (3W-4L) -154 DIMES
WEEK 37: 9/7 to 9/13, (1W-2L) -72 DIMES


-Lang Past 8 Years-

2020: POSITIVE* 402.5 DIMES (*NOT A FULL YEAR DUE TO COVID)
2019: NEGATIVE 761.75 DIMES
2018: NEGATIVE 738 DIMES
2017: NEGATIVE 499.5 DIMES
2016: NEGATIVE 2,941.5 DIMES
2015: NEGATIVE 181 DIMES
2014: NEGATIVE 113.75 DIMES
2013: NEGATIVE 929 DIMES

9/01/2007 to 4/16/2010: NEGATIVE** 3,245.7 DIMES (**AS DOCUMENTED BY AL DEMARCO)

 

[PimpyMcPimp]

LOSER LANG TRACKER (IN-SEASON SPORTS)


MLB REGULAR SEASON (2021)

40-40-1, +262.5 Dimes

DIME RATINGS

100 DIME: 1-1
80 DIME: 0-2
75 DIME: 1-0
60 DIME: 15-5
50 DIME: 2-3
40 DIME: 2-7
30 DIME: 9-12-1
25 DIME: 3-6
20 DIME: 7-4


NFL PRE SEASON (2021)

5-3, +36 Dimes

DIME RATINGS

100 DIME: 1-1
60 DIME: 3-2
30 DIME: 1-0


NFL REGULAR SEASON (2021-22)

0-1, -88 Dimes

DIME RATINGS

80 DIME: 0-1


NCAA FOOTBALL REGULAR SEASON (2021-22)

1-2, -76 Dimes

DIME RATINGS

100 DIME: 1-1
60 DIME: 0-1