The "REAL" Fade Brandon Lang Thread

[PimpyMcPimp]

Can you imagine paying these clown handicappers your hard earned cash for their opinion and they give you the biggest chalk on the board on the run line?

I mean a monkey can figure out those types of plays for himself.

 

[Doggie123]

Well well, the Langer, with his ass in disrepair, catches a break with a tie game late.
Come on Brandon, come with a 200 dimer tomorrow since it's Saturday.

 

[Tuesday]

Big fraud link/lang/jtoler got lucky hitting the batter in eighth, laugh it up link a dink you said your pick was gonna win by 4 runs so next time bet -3.5 not -1.5, let's see if you put another 60 fake dime bet tomorrow you jackass:hammerit

 

[Tuesday]

Big fraud link/lang/jtoler got lucky CLE hitting the batter in eighth, laugh it up link a dink you said your pick was gonna win by 4 runs so next time bet -3.5 not -1.5, let's see you put another 60 fake dime bet tomorrow you jackass:hammerit

 

[PimpyMcPimp]

LANG 2021 BANKROLL
POSITIVE 263.5 DIMES

LANG $10 BETTER UP $2,635 (MINUS $1,995 Yearly Fee For Picks = +$640)

PAID PICKS: 108-97-3 / 52.6%


-Lang by Month-

JAN: 12-18, -534 DIMES
FEB: 17-12, +0.5 DIMES
MAR: 15-16, -109.5 DIMES
APR: 21-9-1, +704.5 DIMES
MAY: 14-16-1, +73 DIMES
JUN: 17-12-1, +6.5 DIMES
JUL: 12-14, +122.5 DIMES


-Lang by Week-

WEEK 01: 12/29 to 1/4, (3W-4L) -204 DIMES (1W-3L -271.5 Dimes from 1/1 to 1/4)
WEEK 02: 1/5 to 1/11, (2W-5L) -386 DIMES
WEEK 03: 1/12 to 1/18, (3W-3L) -62.5 DIMES
WEEK 04: 1/19 to 1/25, (4W-3L) +121.5 DIMES
WEEK 05: 1/26 to 2/1, (3W-4L) +104.5 DIMES
WEEK 06: 2/2 to 2/8, (5W-3L) -83 DIMES
WEEK 07: 2/9 to 2/15, (3W-4L) -122.5 DIMES
WEEK 08: 2/16 to 2/22, (5W-2L) +101 DIMES
WEEK 09: 2/23 to 3/1, (4W-3L) +90 DIMES
WEEK 10: 3/2 to 3/8, (3W-4L) -125 DIMES
WEEK 11: 3/9 to 3/15, (4W-3L) -15 DIMES
WEEK 12: 3/16 to 3/22, (3W-4L) -105 DIMES
WEEK 13: 3/23 to 3/29, (4W-3L) +215 DIMES
WEEK 14: 3/30 to 4/5, (5W-3L) +68 DIMES
WEEK 15: 4/6 to 4/12, (3W-4L) -103 DIMES
WEEK 16: 4/13 to 4/19, (5W-2L) +275 DIMES
WEEK 17: 4/20 to 4/26, (6W-1L) +360 DIMES
WEEK 18: 4/27 to 5/3, (2W-3L-2P) -66 DIMES
WEEK 19: 5/4 to 5/10, (3W-4L) -77.5 DIMES
WEEK 20: 5/11 to 5/17, (4W-3L) +65 DIMES
WEEK 21: 5/18 to 5/24, (4W-3L) +129.5 DIMES
WEEK 22: 5/25 to 5/31, (3W-4L) +22 DIMES
WEEK 23: 6/1 to 6/7, (5W-2L) +124 DIMES
WEEK 24: 6/8 to 6/14, (5W-1L-1P) +170 DIMES
WEEK 25: 6/15 to 6/21, (2W-5L) -171.5 DIMES
WEEK 26: 6/22 to 6/28, (4W-3L) +24 DIMES
WEEK 27: 6/29 to 7/5, (2W-5L) -311 DIMES
WEEK 28: 7/6 to 7/12, (3W-2L) +87 DIMES
WEEK 29: 7/13 to 7/19, (4W-1L) +280 DIMES
WEEK 30: 7/20 to 7/26, (3W-4L) -21 DIMES
WEEK 31: 7/27 to 8/2, (1W-3L) -52.5 DIMES


-Lang Past 8 Years-

2020: POSITIVE* 402.5 DIMES (*NOT A FULL YEAR DUE TO COVID)
2019: NEGATIVE 761.75 DIMES
2018: NEGATIVE 738 DIMES
2017: NEGATIVE 499.5 DIMES
2016: NEGATIVE 2,941.5 DIMES
2015: NEGATIVE 181 DIMES
2014: NEGATIVE 113.75 DIMES
2013: NEGATIVE 929 DIMES

 

[PimpyMcPimp]

LOSER LANG TRACKER (IN-SEASON SPORTS)


MLB REGULAR SEASON (2021)

27-26, +208 Dimes

DIME RATINGS

100 DIME: 0-1
80 DIME: 0-1
75 DIME: 1-0
60 DIME: 9-3
50 DIME: 1-1
40 DIME: 2-3
30 DIME: 4-7
25 DIME: 3-6
20 DIME: 7-4

 

[PimpyMcPimp]

Trust me, my 60 dime winner last night on the White Sox -1 1/2 runs 6-4 over the Indians shouldn't have been that close.

White Sox had the bases loaded and 1 out in the 5th and didn't score and after an RBI single in the 8th, they loaded the bases with no outs and only scored 1.

You leave that many men on base and most of the time it comes back to haunt you but in our case, the better team, at home, found a way to get it done by 2 runs.

A much needed win no doubt but I must close out this month of July with one more winner. Nothing more and nothing less and it's stronger than last night's 60 dime winner.

And it's my 2nd largest baseball release of the year.

Listen, I have now won 4 months in a row. I want you to think about that statement for a second.

You can't win as consistently as I have for 4 months unless you shake off tough losses and get your clients back in the winners circle.

I did it last night with the 60 dime winner on the White Sox run line and I will do it again tonight with this 80 dime winner to close the month.

I say to you again: A winning month of April, winning month of May, winning month of June and a winning month of July.

Oh, and it's a winning year here in 2021 as I continue to build the bankroll into football season.

Absolutely nothing on the planet earth wrong with that. I mean nothing.

Now let's close this winning month of July with a winner.

 

[PimpyMcPimp]

Yep, right on cue, Lang bragging about about the winning month. If he loses today it will be about a 40 Dime winning month. Meaningless in the long term. He's had one monster winning month of April, the rest have been shit. And once he starts losing his ass in football, he will drop into the red. Bank on it.

Lang promoting today's play as his 2nd largest baseball release of the year. Fails to mention he already had one 80 Dime baseball play this season that was a loser. Of course he wouldn't want to advertise that, because he's a shit eating scam artist with zero transparency.

As for his pick today, I believe he will be on the Astros with Greinke on the mound. He has dominated the Giants in his career, sporting a 14-3 record and a 2.18 ERA in 21 meetings. You know once Lang read that stat his 30 seconds of handicapping were done. LOL

 

[Tuesday]

Yep, right on cue, Lang bragging about about the winning month. If he loses today it will be about a 40 Dime winning month. Meaningless in the long term. He's had one monster winning month of April, the rest have been shit. And once he starts losing his ass in football, he will drop into the red. Bank on it.

Lang promoting today's play as his 2nd largest baseball release of the year. Fails to mention he already had one 80 Dime baseball play this season that was a loser. Of course he wouldn't want to advertise that, because he's a shit eating scam artist with zero transparency.

As for his pick today, I believe he will be on the Astros with Greinke on the mound. He has dominated the Giants in his career, sporting a 14-3 record and a 2.18 ERA in 21 meetings. You know once Lang read that stat his 30 seconds of handicapping were done. LOL

Yeah fuckin lang got his winning month, let tonight be the start of another of his epic losing month, faaak you lang you jackassskth)(&^

 

[proanalyser]

Look whose the jack ass,spending several thousand to buy the service,then get smoked fading. Would love to see the faders record,and their losing month. Keep fading while paying for the privlidge of getting the radiator hose.

 

[Tuesday]

Look whose the jack ass,spending several thousand to buy the service,then get smoked fading. Would love to see the faders record,and their losing month. Keep fading while paying for the privlidge of getting the radiator hose.

Get the fck outta here proanal/jtoler you faaaaking lang lover, THE FADE IS STRONG IN THIS THREAD as you can clearly see from the records posted above, this is a fade thread you dumb fck so go give link a dink lang a tang more of your proanal lovin elsewhereazzkick(&^

 

[proanalyser]

https://youtu.be/FNDtxcOtUR0

 

[PimpyMcPimp]

As for his pick today, I believe he will be on the Astros with Greinke on the mound. He has dominated the Giants in his career, sporting a 14-3 record and a 2.18 ERA in 21 meetings. You know once Lang read that stat his 30 seconds of handicapping were done. LOL

Greinke's line today: 4.0 Innings, 8 Hits, 6 Runs, 4 Earned

That's what happens when you're a dip shit like Lang who handicaps for 30 seconds and follows his favorite trend.

It is confirmed. He lost his 80 Dimer today on the Astros. Loser!@#0

 

[Doggie123]

https://youtu.be/FNDtxcOtUR0

I wonder what the point of this was?

 

[PimpyMcPimp]

LANG 2021 BANKROLL
POSITIVE 183.5 DIMES

LANG $10 BETTER UP $1,835 (MINUS $1,995 Yearly Fee For Picks = -$160)

PAID PICKS: 108-98-3 / 52.4%


-Lang by Month-

JAN: 12-18, -534 DIMES
FEB: 17-12, +0.5 DIMES
MAR: 15-16, -109.5 DIMES
APR: 21-9-1, +704.5 DIMES
MAY: 14-16-1, +73 DIMES
JUN: 17-12-1, +6.5 DIMES
JUL: 12-15, +42.5 DIMES


-Lang by Week-

WEEK 01: 12/29 to 1/4, (3W-4L) -204 DIMES (1W-3L -271.5 Dimes from 1/1 to 1/4)
WEEK 02: 1/5 to 1/11, (2W-5L) -386 DIMES
WEEK 03: 1/12 to 1/18, (3W-3L) -62.5 DIMES
WEEK 04: 1/19 to 1/25, (4W-3L) +121.5 DIMES
WEEK 05: 1/26 to 2/1, (3W-4L) +104.5 DIMES
WEEK 06: 2/2 to 2/8, (5W-3L) -83 DIMES
WEEK 07: 2/9 to 2/15, (3W-4L) -122.5 DIMES
WEEK 08: 2/16 to 2/22, (5W-2L) +101 DIMES
WEEK 09: 2/23 to 3/1, (4W-3L) +90 DIMES
WEEK 10: 3/2 to 3/8, (3W-4L) -125 DIMES
WEEK 11: 3/9 to 3/15, (4W-3L) -15 DIMES
WEEK 12: 3/16 to 3/22, (3W-4L) -105 DIMES
WEEK 13: 3/23 to 3/29, (4W-3L) +215 DIMES
WEEK 14: 3/30 to 4/5, (5W-3L) +68 DIMES
WEEK 15: 4/6 to 4/12, (3W-4L) -103 DIMES
WEEK 16: 4/13 to 4/19, (5W-2L) +275 DIMES
WEEK 17: 4/20 to 4/26, (6W-1L) +360 DIMES
WEEK 18: 4/27 to 5/3, (2W-3L-2P) -66 DIMES
WEEK 19: 5/4 to 5/10, (3W-4L) -77.5 DIMES
WEEK 20: 5/11 to 5/17, (4W-3L) +65 DIMES
WEEK 21: 5/18 to 5/24, (4W-3L) +129.5 DIMES
WEEK 22: 5/25 to 5/31, (3W-4L) +22 DIMES
WEEK 23: 6/1 to 6/7, (5W-2L) +124 DIMES
WEEK 24: 6/8 to 6/14, (5W-1L-1P) +170 DIMES
WEEK 25: 6/15 to 6/21, (2W-5L) -171.5 DIMES
WEEK 26: 6/22 to 6/28, (4W-3L) +24 DIMES
WEEK 27: 6/29 to 7/5, (2W-5L) -311 DIMES
WEEK 28: 7/6 to 7/12, (3W-2L) +87 DIMES
WEEK 29: 7/13 to 7/19, (4W-1L) +280 DIMES
WEEK 30: 7/20 to 7/26, (3W-4L) -21 DIMES
WEEK 31: 7/27 to 8/2, (1W-4L) -132.5 DIMES


-Lang Past 8 Years-

2020: POSITIVE* 402.5 DIMES (*NOT A FULL YEAR DUE TO COVID)
2019: NEGATIVE 761.75 DIMES
2018: NEGATIVE 738 DIMES
2017: NEGATIVE 499.5 DIMES
2016: NEGATIVE 2,941.5 DIMES
2015: NEGATIVE 181 DIMES
2014: NEGATIVE 113.75 DIMES
2013: NEGATIVE 929 DIMES

 

[PimpyMcPimp]

LOSER LANG TRACKER (IN-SEASON SPORTS)


MLB REGULAR SEASON (2021)

27-27, +128 Dimes

DIME RATINGS

100 DIME: 0-1
80 DIME: 0-2
75 DIME: 1-0
60 DIME: 9-3
50 DIME: 1-1
40 DIME: 2-3
30 DIME: 4-7
25 DIME: 3-6
20 DIME: 7-4

 

[PimpyMcPimp]

And the pursuit for winning month #5 in a row starts today.

And I do it with the hottest release I have going and a release that is has been a large part of building this winning bankroll.

As for Saturday, closed the winning month of July with an 80 dime loss on Zack Greinke, who's complete dominance of the Giants in San Fran came to an abrupt end.

Good ole Zack was staked to a 3-1 lead early but proceeded to give up homers to everyone in the stadium including the hot dog vendors in the stands.

All totaled, 4 homers in his 4 innings pitched giving up a total of 6 runs in the 8-6 loss. This from a guy who was 6-0 with an ERA of just over 1 in 8 career starts by the bay.

Not the way I wanted July to end and it wasn't as big a winning month as I would have wanted but it was a winning month nevertheless.

I have now won 4 months in a row and today begins the journey here in August for 5 straight winning months into football season!!!!!!!

Oh, and it's a winning year here in 2021!!!!!!

Trust me when I tell you:

I WANT THIS 5TH STRAIGHT WINNING MONTH.

Now let's get August started on the right foot today.

 

[PimpyMcPimp]

Lang bragging about 4 winning months in a row while clients who paid $2,000 at the start of the year are still in the red, lol.

The only money Lang is making is the money he steals from his clientele.

As for his play today, looking at trends, I can't find one that stands out, and we all know this clown loves to make his picks based off trends.

With that being said, we all know Lang gets upset when he picks teams and they fuck him over by losing, which is what I think we have here today.

I'm guessing Lang is butt hurt over his 80 dime loser on the Astros and is backing the Giants today and hoping for revenge because he is a small minded simpleton.

 

[Doggie123]

I agree with Pimpy. Not much in the way of trends, although Webb for the Giants has a low 1 ERA the last 7 starts.
Pimpy is right about Lang holding a grudge when he gets fucked over. Of course Lang won't notice these picture barely go 5 innings and he won't cap the bullpens or anything else. Like a true idiot, he just looks at the starting pitchers.

 

[Tuesday]

https://youtu.be/FNDtxcOtUR0

Keep it up you proanal jackass you already lost your 80 fake dimes, why the hell would anyone bother clicking your lame link you lang lover? Beat it proanal/langSlapping-silly90))