The "REAL" Fade Brandon Lang Thread

[PimpyMcPimp]

The quicker you come out and apologize for that blasphemy the quicker all of this verbal hazing will go away....always remember the prime derivative...yeah he will win a play here and there but the key to this is the units and NEVER side with the LANGATANG.....Incubus when you sign on here will you please give a review on the prime derivative theory... Thank you and Congrats faders

Uh, I think we can all live without that.

 

[easywind1977]

Thanks Lang!

 

[easywind1977]

Claw back clause!

 

[June_Jones]

The quicker you come out and apologize for that blasphemy the quicker all of this verbal hazing will go away....always remember the prime derivative...yeah he will win a play here and there but the key to this is the units and NEVER side with the LANGATANG.....Incubus when you sign on here will you please give a review on the prime derivative theory... Thank you and Congrats faders

We need a touch up on what the prime directive encompasses exactly, ie the fucking terminator and decapitated sheep captions to make sure everyone understands the PRIME DIRECTIVE

 

[$bunny$]

I should never have doubted his power to screw over any team. I'm pretty sure at this point he could get my old high school basketball team to beat the Miami Heat with his powers.

I'll apologize for my blasphemy once you look up the word "directive" and realize it isn't the same as "derivative".

Did I miss something? Your previously stated reason for not fading his pick today was that you didn't believe the pick was his. As soon as the pick lost, you all of a sudden believe that's his own pick? In essence, you do pick and choose to fade because you would convince yourself either way.

 

[easywind1977]

Rule #1: Never turn a ho into a housewife!

 

[easywind1977]

Rule #2: Never get high on your own supply.

Brandon Lang: My ratings system is pretty simple. I personally play every game I release. I truly believe it's not fair to my clients if I am not going to war with them too.

 

[easywind1977]

If you are following Lang then you are toting a gun because the bookies are coming for you....

 

[DJ2]

I should never have doubted his power to screw over any team. I'm pretty sure at this point he could get my old high school basketball team to beat the Miami Heat with his powers.

I'll apologize for my blasphemy once you look up the word "directive" and realize it isn't the same as "derivative".

LMAO touche...well all is good in here we are all against langatang anyways

Can't wait to see what his card is for NFL tomorrow...I am sure we will see a 100 Dimer somewhere

 

[5-0SAT]

 

[Paca22]

Going to go back to what I did in 2009 and that is keep a fade record for Lang, no teasers or parlays included, along with his personal record, all his plays included, along with his records per individual sports.

So, only single bets that are fad-able.

 

[LeftyRosenthal]

One day we will see Eminem or Jay-Z or whatever rapper you choose rapping about stacking papers from all the money they made fading Lang (Langsta rap I guess). Maybe Coolio will come back with "Langsta's Paradise." Of course the paradise belongs to the faders. Awaiting tomorrow's gem. Best of luck to all!

 

[gmoney22]

Staying away from the fade. Sticking with my gut. Doesn't mean I sit on my hands and do nothing. I know people probably don't follow these teams in general, but I know for a fact that Indiana St is a far superior team. You can thank me later if you decide not to fade today.

*shaking my head and laughing* Dude, the minute I saw this post I knew you would regret your words. Never, ever doubt the power of the fade. BL is a jinx like no other. FADE, FADE and FADE some more

 

[whatiswhatiswhat]

Did I miss something? Your previously stated reason for not fading his pick today was that you didn't believe the pick was his. As soon as the pick lost, you all of a sudden believe that's his own pick? In essence, you do pick and choose to fade because you would convince yourself either way.

No, you didn't miss anything. I didn't believe the pick was his, but once I saw a far better team lose outright to an awful team, I'm convinced it was a Lang pick. Only he could jinx a team this badly.

I'm back on board...fade and forget. We definitely don't need Incubus' outrageously childish prime directive posts. Pimpy's concise record keeping is plenty good enough to serve as a reminder for us all what a gold mine this fade is.

 

[Bjizzle06]

Notice how he put a new head on himself for that picture on his website to make himself look like less of a douche.

 

[Oceanview]

From -"living in a van..down by the river"
75 dime release: San Francisco + 3.5
25 dime release: Denver +13.5

 

[PimpyMcPimp]

Long Term Loser Lang Saturday Video

Lang's Free Pick is Broncos/Patriots over 50

 

[Oceanview]

Has anyone heard from Yanks??

 

[Wynn+]

@)

 

[DJ2]

From -"living in a van..down by the river"
75 dime release: San Francisco + 3.5
25 dime release: Denver +13.5

Damn, I loved SF today,oh well go saints