The "REAL" Fade Brandon Lang Thread

[June_Jones]

I just got back from a great LV trip (paid for by Lang). It was an amazing week for the fader nation watching this washed out beaten piece of shit lose his shirt. I don't hope, I know this loser will chase his tail in 2012 and will end up another -3K dimes. He says they don't make movies about losers, that is a bold faced lie. The movie itself was a HUGE loser with a $35M budget and only brought in $30M and a 20% rating on rotten tomatoes. Crunch the numbers pumpkinhead, you can't win anything.

FYI image below is from a IMDB page where he calls himself an actor....

 

[NBAcapper08]

his parlay is either pretty good or im gonna get smoked today

 

[joe361]

Pimpy screws everything up in this thread as always :think2:

Who the fuck are you?! Do the world a favor. uppy: or :hanging:

 

[McCrazy]

his parlay is either pretty good or im gonna get smoked today

That was actually my thought too. Uh oh...

 

[runner5k]

Colts have a #1 draft pick to lose for plus jags at home should win for fans etc think he gets smoked there. Giants game is a toss up and I liked the panthers till I saw this

 

[Mr.Covers]

Former UD alumni ready to take down Lang.

 

[PaulTime]

Lang's cute attempt at trying to make a nice hit on a dime 3 team parlay is busted up quickly as New Orleans destroys Carolina and Jacksonville beats pathetic Indianapolis. It's funny because when he losses a parlay he counts it in his write ups and speeches as one loss if he losses 2 or 3 legs of a parlay but if he wins 2 of the three games he'll mention he went 2-1 on the parlay and was oh so close to winning it and making a big score. If Baltimore beats Cinci then he's lost 140 dimes to start 2012. Lang's handicapping career at his website could be days or weeks away from coming to an end. I doubt seriously with his dillusional sized ego that he'd make videos each day telling the public to fade his sorry ass because he sucks so bad. His options if he walks away are probably to do one of these four things.
A. Open up his own website but remember he can't use the "Brandon Lang" name unless Budin gives him the rights and that's very, very doubtful. Lang has no money
so even paying someone to design a website is unlikely to happen. He also owes Budin at least 175K and Budin will do Lang no favors.
B. Become a caddy again. The pay is crappy and he's already been sent packing from at least three golf courses. This is a dead end job and the pay is crappy.
D. Park cars at a resort in Las Vegas or somewhere else. It's another low paying job with no future advancement.
E. Become a taxi driver, grocery sacker, garbage man or carni. These four jobs are rock bottom.
KARMA SURE IS COMING BACK TO BITE LANG IN THE ASS!

 

[MemphisMonroe]

Who the hell takes the colts let alone put in a parlay this year? To make matters worst have the panthers in the same parlay against the saints at home playing for something with the way the game have been easy to Drew Brees this year?

 

[5-0SAT]

I have a bad feeling were going to lose the Golden Goose soon. How long can this charlatan known as Brandon Link keep up with this hoax ... :spanker:

 

[Mr.Covers]

Late TD to end half. Up 17-3.

Ravens playing for home field over Pittsburgh so hopefully they don't let up.

 

[$bunny$]

Happy New Year Troll! ^^

He's not going to be happy until you pay for his breakfast, lunches and dinners. He needs you to be his daddy! LOL

 

[lastguyoffthabench]

Hitting his first ever bailout parlay was a gold mine for the faders a few weeks back... 3 team parlays are a joke, especially when you can't even hit a 3 team teaser! I've been on the Giants since Tuesday, unfortunately (please don't fuck me, Lang). I cannot see Dallas secondary stopping Eli. And Osi, JPP, Tuck will dominate the line tonight.

The thing I have been doing with his parlay releases is taking each game straight divided by dime amount... so for 50 dime 2 team parlay I take each game for 25. Today I did 10 dimes on Saints, 10 on Jags... (may be the best way, because he sucks at parlays).

 

[Mr.Covers]

Lang is going to get another two TD comeback wtf Ravens.

 

[MemphisMonroe]

I have a bad feeling were going to lose the Golden Goose soon. How long can this charlatan known as Brandon Link keep up with this hoax ... :spanker:

Huh? Lang been a loser his whole career. Why would he bail now? Theirs a sucker born every minute no need too. Besides what you expect him to do quit giving out picks and go work at Five Guys (him and his tout buddies)? Naw he will continue to be a loser.

 

[PaulTime]

100 dime plays should be saved for rare occurances when one team has a big advantage over another. 85% of Lang's 100 dimers a pure coin flips. He throws out 100 dimers like I change my underwear. This guy never plays the NBA or college basketball on a football Saturday or Sunday. That's where real advantages in gambling lie. Taxi drivers in Las Vegas have a better chance at winning than Lang.

 

[Mr.Covers]

Ray Rice seals the deal. Lucky Utah win means nothing now.

 

[MemphisMonroe]

100 dime plays should be saved for rare occurances when one team has a big advantage over another. 85% of Lang's 100 dimers a pure coin flips. He throws out 100 dimers like I change my underwear. This guy never plays the NBA or college basketball on a football Saturday or Sunday. That's where real advantages in gambling lie. Taxi drivers in Las Vegas have a better chance at winning than Lang.

This guy is horrendous at basketball. He tries hard to avoid them sports until there is no more football and then forced to get his ass handed to him some more.

 

[5-0SAT]

Long time loser Pumkin Head bites the dust again arty:

 

[Mr.Covers]

Too bad no MNF so we can lose another 100 dimer.

 

[runner5k]

Start 2012 in style I love it!