The "REAL" Fade Brandon Lang Thread

[lastguyoffthabench]

Keep in mind, he also graded his Broncos 100 dimer as a push, and his 20 dime Memphis vs UL a push... 1-20-(1) for 75 dimers and up... "You're only as good as your last big play!" If that were the case, Lang must be telling the truth that Vegas won't take his action. I mean, come on... No one would have the bankroll to sustain such a crash and burn run, especially of this magnitude.

 

[Mr.Covers]

He might even go the pussy route like his teasers and parlays with 100 dimes for Saints ML -300.

 

[lastguyoffthabench]

I actually expect him to go 50 dime teaser on Saints/Over. Or roll with the points and take the dog SU for 50.

There is no way he can really justify releasing something bigger, but monopoly money runs the world apparently.

 

[Mr.Covers]

MNF GOY has to be at least 100 dimes.

Saints and over teaser is a good possibility too.

 

[Meshisto3]

Wow Golden State just covered the 1st half.. that makes my first official blindly fading brandon lang plays 4-1!!! Merry Christmas to you guys for this great thread!!!

 

[Punt]

This guy is incredible. I was lurking the service plays forum before and put a little on Golden State 1H SU. Apparently the sun doesn't shine on a dogs ass at least once a day.

 

[outhousetim]

Never seen anything like it. Had GB today and was sweating it, but simply amazing the parlay lost. Can't this continue for MNF?

 

[PimpyMcPimp]

Corrected

BRANDON LANG

BACK @ BRANDONLANG.COM (1/7/11)

226-281-4, -2,967.75 DIMES
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PUMPKINHEAD RESULTS for 12/25

75 DIMES / 2-TEAM 7 POINT TEASER -130 / LOSER
10 DIMES / MAVERICKS +4.5 / LOSER
10 DIMES / BULLS -4.5 / LOSER

TOTAL: -119.5 DIMES
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PUMPKINHEAD for the WEEK: 12/20 to 12/26

TUE: 0-1, -22 DIMES

WED: 1-0, +15 DIMES

THU: 1-0, +30 DIMES

FRI: 0-1, -11 DIMES

SAT: 2-2, -120 DIMES

SUN: 0-3, -119.5 DIMES

MON:


This Week Total: 4-7, -227.5 DIMES


LANG LAST 33 WEEKS

12/13 to 12/19: 3-12, -634.5 DIMES
12/6 to 12/12: 5-5-1, -8 DIMES
11/29 to 12/5: 4-9, -248 DIMES
11/22 to 11/28: 3-11-2, -465 DIMES
11/15 to 11/21: 6-6, +17 DIMES
11/8 to 11/14: 5-4, +33.5 DIMES
11/1 to 11/7: 8-5, -123 DIMES
10/25 to 10/31: 3-13, -369.5 DIMES
10/18 to 10/24: 5-9, -318.5 DIMES
10/11 to 10/17: 7-4, +106 DIMES
10/4 to 10/10: 7-5, +141 DIMES
9/27 to 10/3: 10-1, +279.5 DIMES
9/20 to 9/26: 7-5, +5.5 DIMES
9/13 to 9/19: 4-7, -121 DIMES
9/6 to 9/12: 2-6, -102 DIMES
8/30 to 9/5: 3-4, +8.5 DIMES
8/23 to 8/29: 6-3, +25 DIMES
8/16 to 8/22: 4-7, -16 DIMES
8/9 to 8/15: 2-6, -63 DIMES
8/2 to 8/8: 2-5, -47.25 DIMES
7/26 to 8/1: 4-2, +31.5 DIMES
7/19 to 7/25: 5-2, +32.5 DIMES
7/12 to 7/18: 2-3, +3.5 DIMES
7/5 to 7/11: 3-3, +2.5 DIMES
6/28 to 7/4: 5-2, +35.5 DIMES
6/21 to 6/27: 4-3, +/-0.00 DIMES
6/14 to 6/20: 3-5, -74.5 DIMES
6/7 to 6/13: 4-6-1, +76.5 DIMES
5/31 to 6/6: 6-5, -1 DIME
5/24 to 5/30: 7-7, -176.5 DIMES
5/17 to 5/23: 5-7, -68.75 DIMES
5/10 to 5/16: 4-10, -207 DIMES
5/3 to 5/9: 6-9, +13 DIMES
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DECEMBER DIMES

100 DIME: 0-3-1
75 DIME: 1-5
50 DIME: 4-7
40 DIME: 0-1
30 DIME: 2-3
20 DIME: 2-7
15 DIME: 1-2
10 DIME: 6-2
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LANG BY THE MONTH

DECEMBER: 16-30-1, -1,074 DIMES

NOVEMBER: 22-29-2, -581.5 DIMES

OCTOBER: 29-31, -176 DIMES

SEPTEMBER: 19-21, -170.5 DIMES

AUGUST: 15-23, -109.25 DIMES

JULY: 15-12, +58 DIMES

JUNE: 20-17-1, +72 DIMES

MAY: 23-38, -511.25 DIMES

APRIL: 25-33, -397.75 DIMES

MARCH: 16-18, +12.5 DIMES

FEBRUARY: 16-14, -73 DIMES

JANUARY: 10-15, -17 DIMES
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[THEDIRTYHUSTLER]

Clean sweep on Christmas have to love it!

 

[PimpyMcPimp]

This is the worst single month I've ever seen Lang have. I remember back in the old thread in December of 2009, people were going ape shit with the fade because Lang was having such a bad month and I think he lost around 500 Dimes or so. He's doubled that this time.

It's too bad that Lang was with Eddie Roman last year at this time. Just think of all the fade dimes we missed out on.

It's gonna be a real shame if he gets fired again and winds up at another Eddie Roman like site, where he's free to make up wins and Millionaire Clubs and charge outrageous prices for his plays daily, that nobody will buy and Lang will claim +170 winners.

 

[Space_Monkey]

"Listen, they only make movies about winners - and that's me!"




Space Fuckin' Monkey:howdy:

 

[easywind1977]

When I think Budin & Demarco are going to fire Lang again this song pops in my head. Please stay Lang! Please I love you!

 

[easywind1977]

Fade Nation anthem!

 

[KokomoJoe]

What retard teases favorite and under. Even a moron knows its favorite/over or dog/under.

MNF GOY goes tomorrow. I'm sure it will be 100 dimes on Saints.

My Dad took GB and the under last night. I tried to explain this to him but he went whatever. This is what I like. I couldn't explain he was getting langed here.

 

[KokomoJoe]

MNF GOY has to be at least 100 dimes.

Saints and over teaser is a good possibility too.

Can you say 1000 dimer MNF special? I can see it coming.

 

[KokomoJoe]

2 Team Teaser #2382XXXX (Placed by Web)
Football - NFL Lines (Game) Point Spread
NFL - WEEK 16
(129) Chicago Bears +20 Sun@8:30p
Teased 6.0 points


Final Scores
Chicago Bears 21
Green Bay Packers 35

Football - NFL Lines (Game) Total
NFL - WEEK 16
(129) Chicago Bears vs. (130) Green Bay Packers Over 36 Sun@8:30p
Teased 6.0 points

Final Scores
Chicago Bears 21
Green Bay Packers 35

All I can say is Thank You Brandon Link.

 

[easywind1977]

See, that's the beauty of the Internet. I don't need some phony monitoring service to document my wins and losses. Instead, you - my customers - do that for me. You validate my opinion and assure my credibility. And that's why we're a team.

- Brandon Lang

 

[olballcoach]

THE KING OF MUNNNNAY NIGHT IS BACK!!! Let me guess another pussy teaser? My friends who don't know about Lang don't believe me when they ask how do I keep hitting these big plays and I tell them I just fade this Loser!

 

[easywind1977]

(1) Technical difficulties
(2) Traveling cross country
(3) Working on pre-production movie pilot
(4) I fuckin' suck at handicapping so I am staying in bed today to cry

 

[lastguyoffthabench]

(5) Having brunch with Michael Jordan, Tiger Woods, and Charles Barkley after quick 18 at TPC Sawgrass.
(6) Hanging out with one of my loyal customers after his shitty day at work, Santa Claus.
(7) Suicide Watch.
(8) Flipping a coin 37 times to see which total to choose for my teaser.