The "REAL" Fade Brandon Lang Thread

[PimpyMcPimp]

Christmas came early today.

I didn't know your boyfriends name was Christmas?

 

[olballcoach]

Fuck you Lang your making my Bills win!!! AND FUCKING UP OUR DRAFT PICK.. YOU FUCKING PIECE OF SHIT!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[olballcoach]

Fucking Lang I knew it!!! Only he could make my Bills play like that. You truley are a fucking JINX!

 

[Smoke_O]

Lang has paied for my Christmas shopping, New Years partying, and a nice addition of materialistic things over the past 3 weeks. With the Chargers on their way to losing he will be 1-17-1 on his 75Dimes or higher plays in his last 19 max plays. I repeat he is now 1-17-1. Unbelievable to say the least,

 

[PimpyMcPimp]

Chargers...You've Been Langed!

 

[5-0SAT]

Lang is poison ... :spanker:

 

[5-0SAT]

I mean is he serious? Another 100 dimes of monopoly money down the drain. He's gotta be on suicide watch right?

 

[THEDIRTYHUSTLER]

Parlay is dead! In the past I do not remember him playing this many parlays. Does anyone remember if he has?

 

[proanalyser]

lang stresses money management and discipline. Today 2-2 -120 dimes. He waited all year to release SD as his game of the year. Could you imagine paying for this pick.

 

[olballcoach]

unreal congrats chargers you have been LANGED!!!!!!!

 

[PimpyMcPimp]

I mean is he serious? Another 100 dimes of monopoly money down the drain. He's gotta be on suicide watch right?

But he absolutely loved the card!

:lolBIG:

 

[olballcoach]

If this guy did not get a movie made he would be on the streets. How the fuck did he manage to get that movie made?

 

[titleist731]

he's flat out deadly the last 2 weeks of the NFL season!!:lolBIG:

it really is sick how anyone could be this bad.....

 

[$bunny$]

He's indeed deadly, anything he picks......... LOL

 

[PaulTime]

The funiest thing about the movie Two For The Money is he only made about 100K off the movie. He is such an idiot that he could have made another 300k-500k if the movie did over 50 million but it never made a dime above 30 million with that star studded cast. The guy could screw up a wet dream. He got burned because like everything else he let his ego get in the way of making a sound business deal.

 

[PimpyMcPimp]

BRANDON LANG

BACK @ BRANDONLANG.COM (1/7/11)

226-278-4, -2,848.25 DIMES
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PUMPKINHEAD RESULTS for 12/24

100 DIMES / CHARGERS +1.5 / LOSER
50 DIMES / BRONCOS -3, 49ERS -1 PARLAY / LOSER
20 DIMES / RAIDERS +2.5 / WINNER
20 DIMES / EAGLES +1 / WINNER

TOTAL: -120 DIMES
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PUMPKINHEAD for the WEEK: 12/20 to 12/26

TUE: 0-1, -22 DIMES

WED: 1-0, +15 DIMES

THU: 1-0, +30 DIMES

FRI: 0-1, -11 DIMES

SAT: 2-2, -120 DIMES

SUN:

MON:


This Week Total: 4-4, -108 DIMES


LANG LAST 33 WEEKS

12/13 to 12/19: 3-12, -634.5 DIMES
12/6 to 12/12: 5-5-1, -8 DIMES
11/29 to 12/5: 4-9, -248 DIMES
11/22 to 11/28: 3-11-2, -465 DIMES
11/15 to 11/21: 6-6, +17 DIMES
11/8 to 11/14: 5-4, +33.5 DIMES
11/1 to 11/7: 8-5, -123 DIMES
10/25 to 10/31: 3-13, -369.5 DIMES
10/18 to 10/24: 5-9, -318.5 DIMES
10/11 to 10/17: 7-4, +106 DIMES
10/4 to 10/10: 7-5, +141 DIMES
9/27 to 10/3: 10-1, +279.5 DIMES
9/20 to 9/26: 7-5, +5.5 DIMES
9/13 to 9/19: 4-7, -121 DIMES
9/6 to 9/12: 2-6, -102 DIMES
8/30 to 9/5: 3-4, +8.5 DIMES
8/23 to 8/29: 6-3, +25 DIMES
8/16 to 8/22: 4-7, -16 DIMES
8/9 to 8/15: 2-6, -63 DIMES
8/2 to 8/8: 2-5, -47.25 DIMES
7/26 to 8/1: 4-2, +31.5 DIMES
7/19 to 7/25: 5-2, +32.5 DIMES
7/12 to 7/18: 2-3, +3.5 DIMES
7/5 to 7/11: 3-3, +2.5 DIMES
6/28 to 7/4: 5-2, +35.5 DIMES
6/21 to 6/27: 4-3, +/-0.00 DIMES
6/14 to 6/20: 3-5, -74.5 DIMES
6/7 to 6/13: 4-6-1, +76.5 DIMES
5/31 to 6/6: 6-5, -1 DIME
5/24 to 5/30: 7-7, -176.5 DIMES
5/17 to 5/23: 5-7, -68.75 DIMES
5/10 to 5/16: 4-10, -207 DIMES
5/3 to 5/9: 6-9, +13 DIMES
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DECEMBER DIMES

100 DIME: 0-3-1
75 DIME: 1-4
50 DIME: 4-7
40 DIME: 0-1
30 DIME: 2-3
20 DIME: 2-5
15 DIME: 1-2
10 DIME: 6-2
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LANG BY THE MONTH

DECEMBER: 16-27-1, -954.5 DIMES

NOVEMBER: 22-29-2, -581.5 DIMES

OCTOBER: 29-31, -176 DIMES

SEPTEMBER: 19-21, -170.5 DIMES

AUGUST: 15-23, -109.25 DIMES

JULY: 15-12, +58 DIMES

JUNE: 20-17-1, +72 DIMES

MAY: 23-38, -511.25 DIMES

APRIL: 25-33, -397.75 DIMES

MARCH: 16-18, +12.5 DIMES

FEBRUARY: 16-14, -73 DIMES

JANUARY: 10-15, -17 DIMES
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[PimpyMcPimp]

Lang Football Tracker

NFL PRESEASON

6-6, +10 Dimes


NFL REGULAR SEASON

34-43-3, -1,245.5 Dimes

DIME RATINGS

100 DIME: 1-6-1

80 DIME: 0-1
75 DIME: 3-8
50 DIME: 3-6-1
40 DIME: 3-6-1
30 DIME: 7-4
25 DIME: 3-1
20 DIME: 13-10
15 DIME: 0-1
10 DIME: 1-0


COLLEGE FOOTBALL

35-41, -351 Dimes

DIME RATINGS

100 DIME: 0-1
75 DIME: 4-4
50 DIME: 3-4
40 DIME: 4-4
30 DIME: 3-3
25 DIME: 5-4
20 DIME: 9-10
15 DIME: 5-6
10 DIME: 2-5


CFB BOWL SEASON

1-3, -177 Dimes

DIME RATINGS

100 DIME: 0-1
50 DIME: 0-1
20 DIME: 0-1
15 DIME: 1-0

COLLEGE HOOPS

7-11, -118 Dimes

DIME RATINGS

30 DIME: 0-1
20 DIME: 1-4
15 DIME: 0-2
10 DIME: 6-4

 

[Bennyshoe]

Thanks for the early Christmas!!! He'll only talk about those 20 dimers of course.

 

[SayHeyKid]

Langer, you did it again!!!!


Hahahahahahahaha

 

[CapricaSix]

Not his biggest winning day of the year, but a nice early Christmas present.