The "REAL" Fade Brandon Lang Thread

[PhilMoneyMargonis]

beauty 0-11 run langer, congrats man

 

[wachman]

Its a great pick for the faders. East teams traveling west have not done well this year. Plus SF had a tough loss last week to Arizona and should bounce back. Big Ben is beat up. Public is on Pitt. I would love to see his BS writeup on this game.

This is how you handicap a game Lang. Could you please post the "Here's what I told my clients on Monday night" BS on your website tomorrow. I would love to laugh at it. I have no idea why you would take the Steelers tonight, but I'm glad that you did. What a moron.

 

[PimpyMcPimp]

Gee, I wonder how much juice I should charge the Langatang on his Steelers +3.5 loss?

 

[1osubucks]

 

[runner5k]

All of this reminds me of a quote from tropic thunder "a nutless monkey could do your job"

 

[SayHeyKid]

All of this reminds me of a quote from tropic thunder "a nutless monkey could do your job"

That really is an insult to all nutless monkeys, as it's very difficult to attain the results Langer has produced.

Shit, i've faded alot of people in my life, and NO one has been consistently as HORRIBLE as lang.

He's truly the gold nugget.

Langer, again, THANK YOU!

 

[rza]

11 straight losses is pretty epic:

The chances of losing 11 times in a row, in the first 11 tosses, is 0.5^11= 0.00048828125. Or about 2000 to 1 ( 1/0.00048828125 = 2048)

 

[olballcoach]

"Listen, they only make movies about winners - and that's me!" - Brandon Lang

 

[wachman]

"Listen, they only make movies about winners - and that's me!" - Brandon Lang

And here he is. What a tool.

 

[chevycola]

If Lang loves it, I'm fading it. This guy isn't the "King of Munnay Night" -

he's the "King of shitting the bed on big bets!"

Seriously - he's doing so bad I'm worried he's going to go away. I mean, how much longer can this go on??? HOW can you be THIS FREAKIN' BAD???? I didn't think this was possible.

 

[PimpyMcPimp]

This line on the Steelers was all over the place today. When I mentioned it earlier today in this thread, to buy the Steelers up to +3.5 would cost you -155. Then it started to drop as the day went on.

I'm just going to charge Lang the normal -130 for buying off the 3 and call it a day. I can't wait to see the discount rate they give him when the post his results on Tuesday.

 

[PimpyMcPimp]

BRANDON LANG

BACK @ BRANDONLANG.COM (1/7/11)

222-274-4, -2,740.25 DIMES
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PUMPKINHEAD RESULTS for 12/19

75 DIMES / STEELERS +3.5 -130 / LOSER
50 DIMES / WYOMING +6.5 / LOSER
50 DIMES / YOUNGSTOWN +9.5 / LOSER

TOTAL: -130.5 DIMES
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PUMPKINHEAD for the WEEK: 12/13 to 12/19

TUE: 1-0, +10 DIMES

WED: 1-0, +10 DIMES

THU: 0-1, -65 DIMES

FRI: 1-0, +10 DIMES

SAT: 0-4, -214 DIMES

SUN: 0-4, -255 DIMES

MON: 0-3, -130.5 DIMES


This Week Total: 3-12, -634.5 DIMES


LANG LAST 32 WEEKS

12/6 to 12/12: 5-5-1, -8 DIMES
11/29 to 12/5: 4-9, -248 DIMES
11/22 to 11/28: 3-11-2, -465 DIMES
11/15 to 11/21: 6-6, +17 DIMES
11/8 to 11/14: 5-4, +33.5 DIMES
11/1 to 11/7: 8-5, -123 DIMES
10/25 to 10/31: 3-13, -369.5 DIMES
10/18 to 10/24: 5-9, -318.5 DIMES
10/11 to 10/17: 7-4, +106 DIMES
10/4 to 10/10: 7-5, +141 DIMES
9/27 to 10/3: 10-1, +279.5 DIMES
9/20 to 9/26: 7-5, +5.5 DIMES
9/13 to 9/19: 4-7, -121 DIMES
9/6 to 9/12: 2-6, -102 DIMES
8/30 to 9/5: 3-4, +8.5 DIMES
8/23 to 8/29: 6-3, +25 DIMES
8/16 to 8/22: 4-7, -16 DIMES
8/9 to 8/15: 2-6, -63 DIMES
8/2 to 8/8: 2-5, -47.25 DIMES
7/26 to 8/1: 4-2, +31.5 DIMES
7/19 to 7/25: 5-2, +32.5 DIMES
7/12 to 7/18: 2-3, +3.5 DIMES
7/5 to 7/11: 3-3, +2.5 DIMES
6/28 to 7/4: 5-2, +35.5 DIMES
6/21 to 6/27: 4-3, +/-0.00 DIMES
6/14 to 6/20: 3-5, -74.5 DIMES
6/7 to 6/13: 4-6-1, +76.5 DIMES
5/31 to 6/6: 6-5, -1 DIME
5/24 to 5/30: 7-7, -176.5 DIMES
5/17 to 5/23: 5-7, -68.75 DIMES
5/10 to 5/16: 4-10, -207 DIMES
5/3 to 5/9: 6-9, +13 DIMES
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DECEMBER DIMES

100 DIME: 0-2-1
75 DIME: 1-4
50 DIME: 4-6
40 DIME: 0-1
30 DIME: 1-3
20 DIME: 0-4
15 DIME: 0-2
10 DIME: 6-1
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LANG BY THE MONTH

DECEMBER: 12-23-1, -846.5 DIMES

NOVEMBER: 22-29-2, -581.5 DIMES

OCTOBER: 29-31, -176 DIMES

SEPTEMBER: 19-21, -170.5 DIMES

AUGUST: 15-23, -109.25 DIMES

JULY: 15-12, +58 DIMES

JUNE: 20-17-1, +72 DIMES

MAY: 23-38, -511.25 DIMES

APRIL: 25-33, -397.75 DIMES

MARCH: 16-18, +12.5 DIMES

FEBRUARY: 16-14, -73 DIMES

JANUARY: 10-15, -17 DIMES
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[runner5k]

-634.5 I think that might be a new weekly loss record for Lang!

 

[PimpyMcPimp]

Lang Football Tracker

NFL PRESEASON

6-6, +10 Dimes


NFL REGULAR SEASON

31-41-3, -1,155.5 Dimes

DIME RATINGS

100 DIME: 1-5-1

80 DIME: 0-1
75 DIME: 3-8
50 DIME: 3-5-1
40 DIME: 3-6-1
30 DIME: 6-4
25 DIME: 3-1
20 DIME: 11-10
15 DIME: 0-1
10 DIME: 1-0


COLLEGE FOOTBALL

35-43, -521 Dimes

DIME RATINGS

100 DIME: 0-2

75 DIME: 4-4
50 DIME: 3-5
40 DIME: 4-4
30 DIME: 3-3
25 DIME: 5-4
20 DIME: 9-10
15 DIME: 5-6
10 DIME: 2-5

COLLEGE HOOPS

7-10, -107 Dimes

DIME RATINGS

30 DIME: 0-1
20 DIME: 1-4
15 DIME: 0-2
10 DIME: 6-3

 

[PimpyMcPimp]

-634.5 I think that might be a new weekly loss record for Lang!

I would love to see him lose over 1,000 Dimes in just one month. He's almost there. Truly would be a December to Remember.

 

[jungular10]

SAT: 0-4, -214 DIMES

SUN: 0-4, -255 DIMES

MON: 0-3, -130.5 DIMES

Fucking incredible! He'll be gone soon. I just hope they keep him around through the playoffs.

 

[chevycola]

Odds he has a video tomorrow?? God - please don't go anywhere Brandon! Bowl season is about to go full tilt - and I'd like another car!

By the way - can you BELIEVE this shit on his site???

Despite sitting atop the handicapping world, I abandoned the industry in 1996, moving to Los Angeles in order to turn my movie aspirations into a reality. I networked my way in as a caddy at the prestigious Riviera Country Club, knowing the job would eventually put me in touch with a director, writer, or producer that could take my dream to the silver screen. After caddying for the likes of President Clinton, Jack Nicholson, and Tom Cruise, along came Dan Gilroy, whom I pitched the movie idea of a lifetime after he made a fifth-foot putt. Six years later, with Matthew McConaughey playing Brandon Lang, "Two For The Money" was born.

I'm trying to wrap my head around how the best way to get a movie made about what a great handicapper you are is to QUIT being a handicapper and become a CADDY!!!??? Uhhh, exactly why couldn't you still peddle picks? Is ANYONE buying this bull shit???

And if this lying sack of shit EVER MET President Clinton, let alone CADDIED for him, I'd drink a cup of cow blood.

Anyway - Brandon - please - don't leave the industry now - there's definitely nobody like you!

By the way - what the fuck is a 'FIFTH-FOOT PUTT'???? Idiot.

 

[wachman]

Fucking incredible! He'll be gone soon. I just hope they keep him around through the playoffs.

I worry about that too. I don't see how they can keep him around. Even though the whole site are a bunch of scumbags, he is so bad that he draws too much attention to what trash they really are. Lets go for 1000 dimes this month Lang. You can do it.

 

[PimpyMcPimp]

Lang Football Tracker

NFL PRESEASON

6-6, +10 Dimes


NFL REGULAR SEASON

31-41-3, -1,155.5 Dimes

DIME RATINGS

100 DIME: 1-5-1

80 DIME: 0-1
75 DIME: 3-8
50 DIME: 3-5-1
40 DIME: 3-6-1
30 DIME: 6-4
25 DIME: 3-1
20 DIME: 11-10
15 DIME: 0-1
10 DIME: 1-0


COLLEGE FOOTBALL

35-41, -351 Dimes

DIME RATINGS

100 DIME: 0-1
75 DIME: 4-4
50 DIME: 3-4
40 DIME: 4-4
30 DIME: 3-3
25 DIME: 5-4
20 DIME: 9-10
15 DIME: 5-6
10 DIME: 2-5


CFB BOWL SEASON

0-2, -170 Dimes

DIME RATINGS

100 DIME: 0-1
50 DIME: 0-1

COLLEGE HOOPS

7-10, -107 Dimes

DIME RATINGS

30 DIME: 0-1
20 DIME: 1-4
15 DIME: 0-2
10 DIME: 6-3

 

[PimpyMcPimp]

I forgot that his 2 losses on Saturday were Bowl Games so I took those 2 losses out of his regular college football record and made a new category to track his Bowl Games.