The "REAL" Fade Brandon Lang Thread

[stringer47]

Browns with a nice bed shitting in progress. Fuck

 

[wachman]

Suck that Lang!

 

[FGators]

That took a few years off my life.

 

[gmoney22]

BROWNS WIN!!!!! Something tells me Langer just busted another remote control. FADE, FADE, and FADE some more

 

[easywind1977]

My wife and I went to the bar to watch this game. She said, "I can't believe you bet the Browns, they are terrible." And I answered, "Brandon Lang picked Jacksonville."

 

[runner5k]

My wife and I went to the bar to watch this game. She said, "I can't believe you bet the Browns, they are terrible." And I answered, "Brandon Lang picked Jacksonville."

My wife has learned this gig over the past 2 years! Whenever she sees me cheering for some random team she always goes " oh Lang picked xxx huh"

 

[Oceanview]

Lang - that is what happens when you pick a shitty team on the road in the NFL..not the first time you have done it...and it won't be the last....thanks you dumb shit!!!

 

[Bennyshoe]

Love to see the big play lose!! Woo hoo!!

 

[lastguyoffthabench]

Budin and DeMarco saved Langer 27.5 dimes!!!! haha

 

[olballcoach]

Cardinals late td would fuck lang! lets go cards!

 

[olballcoach]

wow lang is gonna win his parlay

 

[PimpyMcPimp]

This is why you don't fuck around and try to fade his teasers or parlays, because they are unfadeable. Just forget them.

Only fade play was to play the Browns... FADE WINNER!

Knowing how gay Lang is he will probably start throwing out 3 team parlays because he thinks he's smart now.

 

[PimpyMcPimp]

BRANDON LANG

BACK @ BRANDONLANG.COM (1/7/11)

206-236-1, -1,386.5 DIMES
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PUMPKINHEAD RESULTS for 11/20

75 DIMES / JAGUARS +1 / LOSER
20 DIMES / 3 TEAM NFL PARLAY / WINNER

TOTAL: +36.5 DIMES
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PUMPKINHEAD For The Week: 11/15 to 11/21

TUE: 0-1, -44 DIMES

WED: 1-2, -24 DIMES

THU: 1-1, -40 DIMES

FRI: 0-1, -27.5 DIMES

SAT: 2-0, +105 DIMES

SUN: 1-1, +36.5 DIMES

MON:


This Week Total: 5-6, +6 DIMES


LANG LAST 28 WEEKS

11/8 to 11/14: 5-4, +33.5 DIMES
11/1 to 11/7: 8-5, -123 DIMES
10/25 to 10/31: 3-13, -369.5 DIMES
10/18 to 10/24: 5-9, -318.5 DIMES
10/11 to 10/17: 7-4, +106 DIMES
10/4 to 10/10: 7-5, +141 DIMES
9/27 to 10/3: 10-1, +279.5 DIMES
9/20 to 9/26: 7-5, +5.5 DIMES
9/13 to 9/19: 4-7, -121 DIMES
9/6 to 9/12: 2-6, -102 DIMES
8/30 to 9/5: 3-4, +8.5 DIMES
8/23 to 8/29: 6-3, +25 DIMES
8/16 to 8/22: 4-7, -16 DIMES
8/9 to 8/15: 2-6, -63 DIMES
8/2 to 8/8: 2-5, -47.25 DIMES
7/26 to 8/1: 4-2, +31.5 DIMES
7/19 to 7/25: 5-2, +32.5 DIMES
7/12 to 7/18: 2-3, +3.5 DIMES
7/5 to 7/11: 3-3, +2.5 DIMES
6/28 to 7/4: 5-2, +35.5 DIMES
6/21 to 6/27: 4-3, +/-0.00 DIMES
6/14 to 6/20: 3-5, -74.5 DIMES
6/7 to 6/13: 4-6-1, +76.5 DIMES
5/31 to 6/6: 6-5, -1 DIME
5/24 to 5/30: 7-7, -176.5 DIMES
5/17 to 5/23: 5-7, -68.75 DIMES
5/10 to 5/16: 4-10, -207 DIMES
5/3 to 5/9: 6-9, +13 DIMES
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Lang's complete record for 2011 is

210-239-1, -1,359.25 DIMES
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Lang for November

18-15, -83.5 DIMES
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November Dimes

100 DIME: 0-1

75 DIME: 2-3
50 DIME: 0-1
40 DIME: 2-2
30 DIME: 3-2
25 DIME: 3-1
20 DIME: 6-4
15 DIME: 0-1
10 DIME: 2-0
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Lang by Month

October: 29-31, -176 DIMES

September: 19-21, -170.5 DIMES

August: 15-23, -109.25 DIMES

July: 15-12, +58 DIMES

June: 20-17-1, +72 DIMES

May: 23-38, -511.25 DIMES

April: 25-33, -397.75 DIMES

March: 16-18, +12.5 DIMES

February: 16-14, -73 DIMES

January: 14-17, +28 DIMES
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[PimpyMcPimp]

Lang Football Tracker

NFL Preseason

6-6, +10 Dimes


NFL Regular Season

26-23, -267.5 Dimes

NFL Dime Ratings

100 DIME: 1-3

80 DIME: 0-1
75 DIME: 2-3
50 DIME: 1-2
40 DIME: 3-3
30 DIME: 5-2
25 DIME: 3-1
20 DIME: 11-7
15 DIME: 0-1


NCAA Football

31-34, -171.5 Dimes

NCAA Dime Ratings

100 DIME: 0-1

75 DIME: 4-3
50 DIME: 1-1
40 DIME: 4-4
30 DIME: 2-2
25 DIME: 5-4
20 DIME: 8-8
15 DIME: 5-6
10 DIME: 2-5

 

[$bunny$]

I am interested in how he's going to "spin" it tomorrow. Winning that parlay actually made him look dumber if that's even possible. His big play went down and a shot in the dark won, I meant 3 teams he didn't even confident enough to play them separately. LOL

 

[olballcoach]

I am interested in how he's going to "spin" it tomorrow. Winning that parlay actually made him look dumber if that's even possible. His big play went down and a shot in the dark won, I meant 3 teams he didn't even confident enough to play them separately. LOL

He doesn't have enough money to play them separately

 

[Oceanview]

From across the hall:
10 dime release - Kansas City 1st half +10.5 points

 

[Oceanview]

Lang has himself up 17 dimes going into tonight...explains the small play..doesn't explain how he came up with his weekly total?

 

[Oceanview]

Bonus Play - UNDER 1st half KC / New England

 

[PimpyMcPimp]

Long Term Loser Lang Monday Video

His free pick is under in the first half Chiefs/Pats.


This asshole is saying he is up 17 dimes for the week so that is why it's only a 10 dime play tonight, but I have him up only 6 dimes. I know he took an extra dime last night on his parlay but where is he getting the extra 10?