The "REAL" Fade Brandon Lang Thread

[yanks11pm]

10 Dime Money Move

[Brandon Lang's Pick is...]L.A. Dodgers (-125) vs. San Francisco Giants


***sorry about that he wrote dodgers over dbacks..... and now that they are playing the Lincecum and the Giants i like it more...***
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[gmoney22]

poor rams got the full force of the lang death-rattle in that game....dominate the stats and still lose by 12

I agree. he is such a magnet for bad and crazy luck. I've identified games that I love and will stay away if he is on them. BL is lightning rod for bad things happening

 

[PimpyMcPimp]

Long Term Loser Lang Tuesday Video

Wow, what a shocker. Lang doesn't even mention his loss last night, only talks about his Bonus Play. Zero mention of him losing Friday, Saturday, Sunday and Monday after he had said he was going to have a BIG WEEKEND! LMAO!


Lang, 8 of 13 WINNING, DUH, WEEKS where he has lost over 200 DIMES! @)

 

[PimpyMcPimp]

10 Dime Money Move

[Brandon Lang's Pick is...]L.A. Dodgers (-125) vs. San Francisco Giants
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The titles these clowns give their plays always crack me up. Ten Dime "MONEY MOVE!" Lang drops 153 dimes the past 4 days and comes with a 10 dime money move on Tuesday, lol.

Your money has already moved Langer, and not in the direction you wanted it to.​

 

[whatiswhatiswhat]

Been a long-time lurker of the various Lang threads over the years...finally time for me to dip my toes in the water. No better place to start than betting on Lincecum and the defending champs to beat Kershaw. Kershaw's 4-0 with an ungodly ERA against them this year, but if anyone can jinx him, it's Lang. Dropping $280 to win $308. Do me proud, Brandon!

 

[easywind1977]

So let me get this straight. Lang touts winning week number X of X but if you actually add up the wins and losses his net amount is negative? He should be arrested. That is so wrong and unethical.

 

[angliatzi]

So let me get this straight. Lang touts winning week number X of X but if you actually add up the wins and losses his net amount is negative? He should be arrested. That is so wrong and unethical.

LOL buddy welcome to sports tout industry... besides since when is anybody ethical when it comes to selling yourself...

 

[PimpyMcPimp]

BRANDON LANG

BACK @ BRANDONLANG.COM (1/7/11)

150-184-1, -1,137 Dimes
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PUMPKINHEAD RESULTS for 9/20

10 DIMES / DODGERS -125 / WINNER

TOTAL: +10 DIMES
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PUMPKINHEAD For The Week: 9/20 to 9/26

TUE: 1-0, +10 DIMES

WED:

THU:

FRI:

SAT:

SUN:

MON:


This Week Total: 1-0, +10 DIMES


LANG LAST 20 WEEKS

9/13 to 9/19: 4-7, -121 DIMES
9/6 to 9/12: 2-6, -102 DIMES
8/30 to 9/5: 3-4, +8.5 DIMES
8/23 to 8/29: 6-3, +25 DIMES
8/16 to 8/22: 4-7, -16 DIMES
8/9 to 8/15: 2-6, -63 DIMES
8/2 to 8/8: 2-5, -47.25 DIMES
7/26 to 8/1: 4-2, +31.5 DIMES
7/19 to 7/25: 5-2, +32.5 DIMES
7/12 to 7/18: 2-3, +3.5 DIMES
7/5 to 7/11: 3-3, +2.5 DIMES
6/28 to 7/4: 5-2, +35.5 DIMES
6/21 to 6/27: 4-3, +/-0.00 DIMES
6/14 to 6/20: 3-5, -74.5 DIMES
6/7 to 6/13: 4-6-1, +76.5 DIMES
5/31 to 6/6: 6-5, -1 DIME
5/24 to 5/30: 7-7, -176.5 DIMES
5/17 to 5/23: 5-7, -68.75 DIMES
5/10 to 5/16: 4-10, -207 DIMES
5/3 to 5/9: 6-9, +13 DIMES
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Lang's complete record for 2011 is

154-187-1, -1,101.25 DIMES
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Lang for September

10-15, -180.5 DIMES
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September Dimes

75 DIME: 0-1
50 DIME: 1-1
40 DIME: 1-1
25 DIME: 0-1
20 DIME: 5-4
15 DIME: 1-3
10 DIME: 2-4
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Lang by Month

August: 15-23, -109.25 DIMES

July: 15-12, +58 DIMES

June: 20-17-1, +72 DIMES

May: 23-38, -511.25 DIMES

April: 25-33, -397.75 DIMES

March: 16-18, +12.5 DIMES

February: 16-14, -73 DIMES

January: 14-17, +28 DIMES
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[PimpyMcPimp]

I think Lang should start promoting 2 of 7 winning weeks for a loss of 315.75 Dimes.

 

[whatiswhatiswhat]

So let me get this straight. Lang touts winning week number X of X but if you actually add up the wins and losses his net amount is negative? He should be arrested. That is so wrong and unethical.

I believe it is what criminals call "getting off on a technicality". Though faders didn't cash today, I've seen enough red numbers from Lang to know not to give up after day one. k:

 

[PimpyMcPimp]

Long Term Loser Lang Wednesday Video

Lang throwing another 10 dime play out there tonight, this time on the Braves-Marlins game.

Lang had this to say on his web page today...

I said this yesterday and I will say it again today: this may sound crazy but I know it's gonna turn and I'm confident it's going to turn around fast.

I wish I had a dollar for every time I heard or read Lang say he was going to turn it around.

He's still promoting 8 of 13 winning weeks on his site where he has lost over 200 dimes, ha ha!

VIVA LE FADE!

 

[yanks11pm]

10 Dimer

Braves (+110) vs. Marlins

 

[DJ2]

so Lang is on the Braves...thanks yanks

 

[patlives]

Thanks yanks

 

[easywind1977]

Did I hear that correctly? Lang said "Linch-kim" for the pitcher for the SF Giants? Wow, idiot hour.

 

[PimpyMcPimp]

Did I hear that correctly? Lang said "Linch-kim" for the pitcher for the SF Giants? Wow, idiot hour.

He always fucks up Lincecum's name. Another good one is when he calls Bobby Abreu, "Bobby Abrew," lol.

Lang's a fucking idiot. He probably doesn't even watch sports.

 

[PimpyMcPimp]

BRANDON LANG

BACK @ BRANDONLANG.COM (1/7/11)

150-185-1, -1,147 Dimes
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PUMPKINHEAD RESULTS for 9/21

10 DIMES / BRAVES (ML) +110 / LOSER

TOTAL: -10 DIMES
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PUMPKINHEAD For The Week: 9/20 to 9/26

TUE: 1-0, +10 DIMES

WED: 0-1, -10 DIMES

THU:

FRI:

SAT:

SUN:

MON:


This Week Total: 1-1, +/-0 DIMES


LANG LAST 20 WEEKS

9/13 to 9/19: 4-7, -121 DIMES
9/6 to 9/12: 2-6, -102 DIMES
8/30 to 9/5: 3-4, +8.5 DIMES
8/23 to 8/29: 6-3, +25 DIMES
8/16 to 8/22: 4-7, -16 DIMES
8/9 to 8/15: 2-6, -63 DIMES
8/2 to 8/8: 2-5, -47.25 DIMES
7/26 to 8/1: 4-2, +31.5 DIMES
7/19 to 7/25: 5-2, +32.5 DIMES
7/12 to 7/18: 2-3, +3.5 DIMES
7/5 to 7/11: 3-3, +2.5 DIMES
6/28 to 7/4: 5-2, +35.5 DIMES
6/21 to 6/27: 4-3, +/-0.00 DIMES
6/14 to 6/20: 3-5, -74.5 DIMES
6/7 to 6/13: 4-6-1, +76.5 DIMES
5/31 to 6/6: 6-5, -1 DIME
5/24 to 5/30: 7-7, -176.5 DIMES
5/17 to 5/23: 5-7, -68.75 DIMES
5/10 to 5/16: 4-10, -207 DIMES
5/3 to 5/9: 6-9, +13 DIMES
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Lang's complete record for 2011 is

154-188-1, -1,111.25 DIMES
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Lang for September

10-16, -190.5 DIMES
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September Dimes

75 DIME: 0-1
50 DIME: 1-1
40 DIME: 1-1
25 DIME: 0-1
20 DIME: 5-4
15 DIME: 1-3
10 DIME: 2-5
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Lang by Month

August: 15-23, -109.25 DIMES

July: 15-12, +58 DIMES

June: 20-17-1, +72 DIMES

May: 23-38, -511.25 DIMES

April: 25-33, -397.75 DIMES

March: 16-18, +12.5 DIMES

February: 16-14, -73 DIMES

January: 14-17, +28 DIMES
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[SteveMasters]

lang could never say brett favre and always would say brett farr instead, can't quite pronounce chad henne either and always comes with chad hen instead. thanks a bunch for posting these everyday yanks

 

[FadefortheMoney]

Been reading this thread for a while now.. you guys are awesome getting this loser's pick every day and keeping track of how awful he is.

Saw he was on the Braves yesterday and they of course lost. Looks like he has a 20 dimer on the football game tonight and a 10 dimer in baseball. Hopefully he loses a few more dimes so he chases huge in football again this weekend. Last week was a gold mine.

 

[SteveMasters]

can't wait to see the gifts the langatang man is going to come with for us tonight