The "REAL" Fade Brandon Lang Thread

[PimpyMcPimp]

LOSER LANG 2025 BANKROLL
NEGATIVE 134 DIMES

LANG $10 BETTOR DOWN $1,340 (PLUS $1,995 Yearly Fee For Picks = -$3,335)

PAID PICKS: 149-137-4 / 52.0%

-Lang by Month 2024-
JAN: 14-17 -399 DIMES
FEB: 16-12-1 +274.5 DIMES
MAR: 14-17 -745 DIMES
APR: 12-17 -74.75 DIMES
MAY: 14-17 -450 DIMES
JUN: 12-15 -676 DIMES
JUL: 10-17 -936.75 DIMES
AUG: 17-13-1 +269.75 DIMES
SEP: 17-13 -60 DIMES
OCT: 17-13-1 -58.5 DIMES
NOV: 15-15 -623.5 DIMES
DEC: 14-16 -877 DIMES
-Lang by Month 2025-
JAN: 17-14 +55.5 DIMES
FEB: 15-13-1 -191 DIMES
MAR: 14-16-1 -252.5 DIMES
APR: 16-14 +86.5 DIMES
MAY: 22-9 +1,347.5 DIMES
JUN: 14-15 -426.25 DIMES
JUL: 11-15 -376.75 DIMES
AUG: 17-13-1 +296 DIMES
SEP: 12-18 -616.5 DIMES
OCT: 12-10-1 -61.5 DIMES

-Lang by Week-
WEEK 00: 12/31 to 1/6, (4W-3L) +228 DIMES (4W-2L +393 Dimes from 1/1 to 1/6)
WEEK 01: 1/7 to 1/13, (3W-4L) -375 DIMES
WEEK 02: 1/14 to 1/20, (2W-5L) -485 DIMES
WEEK 03: 1/21 to 1/27, (5W-2L) +407.5 DIMES
WEEK 04: 1/28 to 2/3, (6W-1L) +390 DIMES
WEEK 05: 2/4 to 2/10, (4W-4L) +70 DIMES
WEEK 06: 2/11 to 2/17, (4W-3L) -97.5 DIMES
WEEK 07: 2/18 to 2/24, (2W-4L-1P) -313.5 DIMES
WEEK 08: 2/25 to 3/3, (3W-4L) -270 DIMES
WEEK 09: 3/4 to 3/10, (4W-3L) -30 DIMES
WEEK 10: 3/11 to 3/17, (3W-4L) +72.5 DIMES
WEEK 11: 3/18 to 3/24, (3W-4L) -162.5 DIMES
WEEK 12: 3/25 to 3/31, (3W-3L-1P) +12.5 DIMES
WEEK 13: 4/1 to 4/7, (4W-3L) +47.5 DIMES
WEEK 14: 4/8 to 4/14, (3W-4L) -21 DIMES
WEEK 15: 4/15 to 4/21, (4W-3L) +212.5 DIMES
WEEK 16: 4/22 to 4/28, (4W-3L) -145 DIMES
WEEK 17: 4/29 to 5/5, (4W-3L) +20 DIMES
WEEK 18: 5/6 to 5/12, (6W-1L) +310 DIMES
WEEK 19: 5/13 to 5/19, (5W-2L) +435 DIMES
WEEK 20: 5/20 to 5/26, (5W-2L) +430 DIMES
WEEK 21: 5/27 to 6/2, (4W-3L) +130 DIMES
WEEK 22: 6/3 to 6/9, (5W-2L) -13.75 DIMES
WEEK 23: 6/10 to 6/16, (4W-2L) +150 DIMES
WEEK 24: 6/17 to 6/23, (2W-5L) -400 DIMES
WEEK 25: 6/24 to 6/30, (2W-5L) -147.5 DIMES
WEEK 26: 7/1 to 7/7, (3W-4L) +1.5 DIMES
WEEK 27: 7/8 to 7/14, (2W-4L) -206.5 DIMES
WEEK 28: 7/15 to 7/21, (2W-2L) -80 DIMES
WEEK 29: 7/22 to 7/28, (3W-3L) -56.75 DIMES
WEEK 30: 7/29 to 8/4, (1W-6L) -215.5 DIMES
WEEK 31: 8/5 to 8/11, (5W-2L) +177.5 DIMES
WEEK 32: 8/12 to 8/18, (4W-3L) +33 DIMES
WEEK 33: 8/19 to 8/25, (3W-3L-1P) +28.5 DIMES
WEEK 34: 8/26 to 9/1, (6W-1L) +297.5 DIMES
WEEK 35: 9/2 to 9/8, (1W-6L) -390 DIMES
WEEK 36: 9/9 to 9/15, (4W-3L) -42.5 DIMES
WEEK 37: 9/16 to 9/22, (1W-6L) -285 DIMES
WEEK 38: 9/23 to 9/29, (5W-2L) +91 DIMES
WEEK 39: 9/30 to 10/6, (4W-3L) -102.5 DIMES
WEEK 40: 10/7 to 10/13, (3W-4L) -54 DIMES
WEEK 41: 10/14 to 10/20, (5W-2L) +175 DIMES
WEEK 42: 10/21 to 10/27, (0W-2L-1P) -120 DIMES

 

[PimpyMcPimp]

LOSER LANG TRACKER (IN-SEASON SPORTS)

MLB REGULAR SEASON (2025)

38-47, -766.5 Dimes

DIME RATINGS

200 DIME: 1-1
150 DIME: 0-1
100 DIME: 2-5
75 DIME: 8-10
60 DIME: 4-3
50 DIME: 15-17
40 DIME: 2-2
30 DIME: 2-3
20 DIME: 4-4
10 DIME: 0-1

MLB PLAYOFFS (2025)

1-3, -80 Dimes

DIME RATINGS

40 DIME: 1-3

NFL PRESEASON FOOTBALL (2025)

5-2-1, +152 Dimes

DIME RATINGS

100 DIME: 0-1
75 DIME: 1-0-1
60 DIME: 2-0
50 DIME: 2-0
30 DIME: 0-1

NFL REGULAR SEASON FOOTBALL (2025-'26)

9-9, -93 Dimes

DIME RATINGS

200 DIME: 1-0
150 DIME: 0-1
100 DIME: 3-2
75 DIME: 0-2
60 DIME: 1-1
50 DIME: 4-3

COLLEGE FOOTBALL REGULAR SEASON (2025-'26)

15-12-1, -93.5 Dimes

DIME RATINGS

200 DIME: 1-1
150 DIME: 0-2
100 DIME: 4-1
75 DIME: 3-3
60 DIME: 2-1
50 DIME: 5-4-1

 

[PimpyMcPimp]

LOSER LANG 12+ YEAR RECORD TRACKER
1/01/2013 up to NOW!!!

NEGATIVE 15,258.5 DIMES

LANG $10 BETTOR DOWN $152,585 (PLUS $1,995 Yearly Fee For Picks x13 = -$178,520)

-Lang Past 12+ Years-
2025: NEGATIVE 134 DIMES (01/01/25 to 10/23/25)
2024: NEGATIVE 4,358.75 DIMES
2023: NEGATIVE 1,901.25 DIMES
2022: NEGATIVE 1,586.5 DIMES
2021: NEGATIVE 1,524.5 DIMES
2020: POSITIVE* 402.5 DIMES (*NOT A FULL YEAR DUE TO COVID)
2019: NEGATIVE 761.75 DIMES
2018: NEGATIVE 738 DIMES
2017: NEGATIVE 499.5 DIMES
2016: NEGATIVE 2,941.5 DIMES
2015: NEGATIVE 181 DIMES
2014: NEGATIVE 113.75 DIMES
2013: NEGATIVE 929 DIMES

9/01/2007 to 4/16/2010: NEGATIVE** 3,245.7 DIMES (**AS DOCUMENTED BY AL DEMARCO) (NOT INCLUDED IN ABOVE RECORD)

 

[PimpyMcPimp]

LANG'S PICK: N TEXAS -14 1/2 @ CHARLOTTE (FIRST HALF PLAY)

Last night had a winner in our hands until a late fumble by Georgia State allowed South Alabama to punch one in late for the 38-31 win.
Released the Panthers at (+6 1/2) and instructed everyone as I always do to buy the 1/2 point up on the home dog and courtesy of that advice, turned a loss into a push.
Now we focus our attention on Friday night football and a 3rd straight 75 dime winner.
It was 2 weeks ago I handed you a 75 dime destruction on South Florida (+2') destroying North Texas 63-36.
It was last Friday night I handed you 75 dime winner #2 in a row on Minnesota (+7) beating Nebraska outright in a complete domination 24-7.
I am fully confident it will be #3 in a row tonight.
We have College today and tomorrow and then off to the NFL, where I am absolutely on fire.
First things first.
Let's hammer home this 3rd straight 75 dime college winner tonight, get the winning Saturday and Sunday will take care of itself.
Let's go.

 

[finman13]

Lang was on a show called The Sports Junkies talking about the NBA scandal. He was bragging about living in the Hamptons and playing golf all the time.
He gave out 3 best bets. Vandy -2.5 and Mississippi State +7
NFL Pittsburgh +3.5

Yesterday?

 

[finman13]

The line will be -16.5 to -17 if they win the coin toss. Lang couldn't name the coach or QB for North Texas.

Its pioneer woman's son...just kidding

 

[RidgeRider]

Is everyone sitting down???
If not sit down and make sure you're not eating or drinking anything. You might spit it out laughing so hard.
On the Sports Junkies 106.7 in Washington, DC either yesterday or this morning Brandon claimed he had inside information twice in his life and 1 time he found out from someone in the league office that Michael Jordan was going to be suspended and the info wasn't out yet. He made it sound casual that he just strolled on over to sportsbook and bet the game for 5K and won.
Brandon is a $20 bettor. What a complete bullshit story!

 

[Fica]

Despite losing at home by 22,17,35,23,31,35 the last 2 years Charlotte has not lost by more that 14 in the first half in any of those games.
Who knows what shall happen here

I think charl was down 28-7 just last week versus Temple.

 

[exploited17]

Your right. Different site has it 28-14

 

[jamesconte]

Boooooooooooom. Charlotte up 17 -7.
70 you td. !!
Lang gonna lose outright on a -14 favorite?

 

[jamesconte]

Only Lang could bet a 1st half bet and lose with 11+ minutes left in 2nd q

 

[seth]

12 minutes onwards https://open.spotify.com/episode/7sTA94NVR4pUSZDfJFgVYn

 

[seth]

Yesterday?

https://open.spotify.com/episode/7sTA94NVR4pUSZDfJFgVYn. Go to 12 minutes and he's on

 

[jamesconte]

Epic loss for pubehead. Lol.

 

[XENO]

Go charlotre go 5 losses in a row barring a miracle -i told you he was going on a badd loosing streak -where is that fake Goat poster lmao

 

[XENO]

Boom thx lang 5-0 yeah

 

[PimpyMcPimp]

Just another Up The Ante right up Lang's ass!

 

[XENO]

Yeah pimpy deep in there -wheres that goat guy -crying in his beer bawa wa

 

[jamesconte]

Just another Up The Ante right up Lang's ass!

Lang is the final boss of Losers

 

[jamesconte]

My local here in nyc doesn't offer 1st half boys.
Im still waiting with +26.