The "REAL" Fade Brandon Lang Thread

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Yankees in 5.
I know you didn't really believe that.
Lang is a tough nut to crack psychologically and figuratively speaking because it is virtually impossible to know/assess the

degree to which his modus operandi is based on such things as OCD, living in a world of delusion, denial and devoid of reality
The only thing he really has going for him, apart from being able to sell something that was a fictitious part of his past, is that he doesn't have kids so he can survive having now been exposed as basically the most amazing fade guy, which is pretty funny.

If we're honest, most people are living in their own narratives and delusion, it's just that most people don't have any remote connection to a "public persona" or even a famous or infamous X handle, for example. I know guys that are investors or were former traders (meaning they actually did legitimtately well in life, regardless of what you think of today's finance/monetary system) that amazingly get caught up in attention and grift in this modern world of clicks, youtube, podcasts, etc.

How much more, then, would a guy like Brando who never really did anything in his life, have to craft a narrative of his own? He was probably an average to above average high school athlete. I can guarantee I was a better athlete in every sport than Lang just on probability, but I realize that was just a phase and even progressing to the next level not only is likely not worth it( though it would have been cool), it's just as much based on luck/timing/how early you grew or were a bigger size, where you were from, etc. For heaven's sake, look at Josh Allen and Jay Cutler, basically not even given D1 scholarships in football and were eventually All Pro or all time greats (Rodgers had to go to Community College, think of it lol)

The real difference between Lang and most others who ever got any publicity or notoriety is that Lang actually didn't ever achieve anything. He was never a good handicapper. I'm not even being mean. If you go back to all the shows he had, whether it was when on Dennis Miller or Steven A Smith, etc he was just as atrocious then as he is now, commonly losing most of his picks. He was possibly even worse back then, seriously.
He wants to have things to blame for holding him down
That's what people do when they have insecurities and a need to maintain some ego. But let's be honest, it's just survival, and that's what most people are all about: not truth, honesty, self examination, etc.

By the way, what do you expect him to do, be honest and walk away when he's making money on something that he knows doesn't actually matter? That's why I find some criticism of Lang funny.
 

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I know you didn't really believe that.

The only thing he really has going for him, apart from being able to sell something that was a fictitious part of his past, is that he doesn't have kids so he can survive having now been exposed as basically the most amazing fade guy, which is pretty funny.

If we're honest, most people are living in their own narratives and delusion, it's just that most people don't have any remote connection to a "public persona" or even a famous or infamous X handle, for example. I know guys that are investors or were former traders (meaning they actually did legitimtately well in life, regardless of what you think of today's finance/monetary system) that amazingly get caught up in attention and grift in this modern world of clicks, youtube, podcasts, etc.

How much more, then, would a guy like Brando who never really did anything in his life, have to craft a narrative of his own? He was probably an average to above average high school athlete. I can guarantee I was a better athlete in every sport than Lang just on probability, but I realize that was just a phase and even progressing to the next level not only is likely not worth it( though it would have been cool), it's just as much based on luck/timing/how early you grew or were a bigger size, where you were from, etc. For heaven's sake, look at Josh Allen and Jay Cutler, basically not even given D1 scholarships in football and were eventually All Pro or all time greats (Rodgers had to go to Community College, think of it lol)

The real difference between Lang and most others who ever got any publicity or notoriety is that Lang actually didn't ever achieve anything. He was never a good handicapper. I'm not even being mean. If you go back to all the shows he had, whether it was when on Dennis Miller or Steven A Smith, etc he was just as atrocious then as he is now, commonly losing most of his picks. He was possibly even worse back then, seriously.

That's what people do when they have insecurities and a need to maintain some ego. But let's be honest, it's just survival, and that's what most people are all about: not truth, honesty, self examination, etc.

By the way, what do you expect him to do, be honest and walk away when he's making money on something that he knows doesn't actually matter? That's why I find some criticism of Lang funny.
I agree with your take on Lang wholeheartedly from an entirely perspective from mine!!

I was under the impression that Lang did have one child along the way-hopefully I am/was wrong for the sake of humanity!!

Although I/we will never really know because it is all speculation and opinion, I would love if possible for some day for AI to

assimilate some kind of logical and understandable history of the events in Lang's life that led him to become who and

what he is today and most importantly, to be doing the same unproductive things he dies now as a handicapper as he did

when he began!!

Both you and I have proposed theories regarding the above, but that's all they are, and I am sure there are other

both tangible and intangible reasons/causes and effects we are not aware of that contributed to and resulted in his ultimate psyche

and modus operandi!!
 

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Lang has 1 daughter from his 1st marriage. I doubt Lang makes more than 20K per year anymore from the website. Lang is down to 1 radio show each week. How do you get the word out to suckers when you have no exposure?
Wow, maybe I can marry his daughter. That would be amazing!
 

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LANG'S PICK: KENNESAW ST +5 1/2 vs LOUISIANA TECH

So begins the 5-day football run.
And it's back to College football as I look to hand you a 3rd straight 50 dime football winner.
As for last night, I will absolutely own that 60 dime release last night on UTEP.
The team I watched compete their ass off against Texas was not the team I saw last night.
In fact, the team I saw last night was arguably one of the worst coached teams I have seen in my 30 plus years of doing this for a living.
Just a god awful pick on a god awful team.
Let's move on.
Back to College for this match up in Conference USA.
Do I jump on the road favorite with La Tech or the home dog Kennesaw State Owls?
Well, I am confident I find it with this 3rd straight 50 dime winner.
Nothing more to say. Nothing more to do.
Let's go.
 

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As for last night, I will absolutely own that 60 dime release last night on UTEP.

Wow, what a guy, he OWNS it. Does that mean clients get a refund? :LOL:
Let's move on... He finally stopped telling "The World" how much he is up in college football now that it's under 100 dimes and dropping like a rock.

Clown capper. 🤡
 

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If you go to Lang's Twitter/X page you can see that he follows 102.
If you click on who he follows you will see this... Hottest T-Girl retweets. DM for PROMO. 21+@transtweets69
That one pops up first, lol.
He also follows some Tranny named TS Ema Bardot.

I guess we know why Sahara is obsessed with Lang. They got things in common. :LOL:

https://x.com/BLangWins
 

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If you go to Lang's Twitter/X page you can see that he follows 102.
If you click on who he follows you will see this... Hottest T-Girl retweets. DM for PROMO. 21+@transtweets69
That one pops up first, lol.
He also follows some Tranny named TS Ema Bardot.

I guess we know why Sahara is obsessed with Lang. They got things in common. :LOL:

https://x.com/BLangWins
I didn't know he had one, lol

BLangWins? omg, too good

Sahara isn't pissed off or salty enough to be Lang. The Pube Head gets really upset when people talk about how bad he is at 'cappin

CappinDicks probably was Langer though, the old hack poster.
 

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He did another free pick video for today. I think he goes right back to his South FLorida team that won for him earlier this yr against Boise State....Its a win lose scenerio tonight and +1 he can at least have the opportunity to say "outright" if it wins.
 

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150 DIME: 0-1
100 DIME: 2-5
75 DIME: 8-10
60 DIME: 4-3
50 DIME: 15-17
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30 DIME: 2-3
20 DIME: 4-4
10 DIME: 0-1


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1-2, -40 Dimes

DIME RATINGS

40 DIME: 1-2


NFL PRESEASON FOOTBALL (2025)

5-2-1, +152 Dimes

DIME RATINGS

100 DIME: 0-1
75 DIME: 1-0-1
60 DIME: 2-0
50 DIME: 2-0
30 DIME: 0-1


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5-8, -415 Dimes

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150 DIME: 0-1
100 DIME: 2-2
75 DIME: 0-2
60 DIME: 1-0
50 DIME: 2-3


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LOSER LANG 12+ YEAR RECORD TRACKER
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NEGATIVE 15,315.5 DIMES

LANG $10 BETTOR DOWN $153,155
(PLUS $1,995 Yearly Fee For Picks x13 = -$179,090)


-Lang Past 12+ Years-
2025: NEGATIVE 191 DIMES (01/01/25 to 10/09/25)
2024: NEGATIVE 4,358.75 DIMES
2023: NEGATIVE 1,901.25 DIMES
2022: NEGATIVE 1,586.5 DIMES
2021: NEGATIVE 1,524.5 DIMES
2020: POSITIVE* 402.5 DIMES (*NOT A FULL YEAR DUE TO COVID)
2019: NEGATIVE 761.75 DIMES
2018: NEGATIVE 738 DIMES
2017: NEGATIVE 499.5 DIMES
2016: NEGATIVE 2,941.5 DIMES
2015: NEGATIVE 181 DIMES
2014: NEGATIVE 113.75 DIMES
2013: NEGATIVE 929 DIMES

9/01/2007 to 4/16/2010: NEGATIVE** 3,245.7 DIMES (**AS DOCUMENTED BY AL DEMARCO) (NOT INCLUDED IN ABOVE RECORD)
 

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