The "REAL" Fade Brandon Lang Thread

[Sportstalks]

Lang has lost the first four days in August and five in a row.
So how does he fix that? By taking down the Tale of the Tape to hide his losses.
Showing how bad he is I guess isn't good for business, or his ego.

I am charging him at -130 for his loss on the Padres last night.

yeah hiding the tale of the tape pretty much says it all losses piling up and now no transparency not a good look at all

 

[Sportstalks]

do you guys remember the old "right side wrong result" BS that he use to say all the time in football not sure if he does that much anymore.....I've been waiting for it. I have the better pitcher, I have the better situation, I have the better team, and yet they lose. OHHH does he have the better pitcher and ERA tonight barely laying any juice as this line is dropping on Rangers at home against a yankees team that has lost 4 in a row forget the 3 wins in a row before that. Judge returns wont be enough Stanton is out. Eovaldi has been lights out giving up 1 or less earned runs in last 5 outings.....tomorrow "pitched his ass off" leaves the game hands it to the bullpen and they give the game away......He ended Valdez, he ended Skenes, He ended Peterson, Eovaldi its not your fault buddy you have officially been "langed"

yeah classic lang script better everything on paper then cue the bullpen meltdown and the pitched his ass off speech eovaldi better watch out that lang curse is undefeated

 

[finman13]

One of the pitchers Lang jerks off to is Ray. Unless he's mad at him.

 

[Fica]

The Pick: My 50 Dime winner is the San Francisco Giants.

The Line: The current line is -115 at the majority of books in Vegas and offshore as of 1:30 PM EST. Please specify Cortes and Ray at the time of wager. Be sure to shop around for the best line available.

 

[PimpyMcPimp]

LOSER LANG 2025 BANKROLL
POSITIVE 235 DIMES

LANG $10 BETTOR UP $2,350 (MINUS $1,995 Yearly Fee For Picks = +$355)

PAID PICKS: 114-102-2 / 52.7%

-Lang by Month 2024-
JAN: 14-17 -399 DIMES
FEB: 16-12-1 +274.5 DIMES
MAR: 14-17 -745 DIMES
APR: 12-17 -74.75 DIMES
MAY: 14-17 -450 DIMES
JUN: 12-15 -676 DIMES
JUL: 10-17 -936.75 DIMES
AUG: 17-13-1 +269.75 DIMES
SEP: 17-13 -60 DIMES
OCT: 17-13-1 -58.5 DIMES
NOV: 15-15 -623.5 DIMES
DEC: 14-16 -877 DIMES
-Lang by Month 2025-
JAN: 17-14 +55.5 DIMES
FEB: 15-13-1 -191 DIMES
MAR: 14-16-1 -252.5 DIMES
APR: 16-14 +86.5 DIMES
MAY: 22-9 +1,347.5 DIMES
JUN: 14-15 -426.25 DIMES
JUL: 11-15 -376.75 DIMES
AUG: 5-6 -13 DIMES

-Lang by Week-
WEEK 00: 12/31 to 1/6, (4W-3L) +228 DIMES (4W-2L +393 Dimes from 1/1 to 1/6)
WEEK 01: 1/7 to 1/13, (3W-4L) -375 DIMES
WEEK 02: 1/14 to 1/20, (2W-5L) -485 DIMES
WEEK 03: 1/21 to 1/27, (5W-2L) +407.5 DIMES
WEEK 04: 1/28 to 2/3, (6W-1L) +390 DIMES
WEEK 05: 2/4 to 2/10, (4W-4L) +70 DIMES
WEEK 06: 2/11 to 2/17, (4W-3L) -97.5 DIMES
WEEK 07: 2/18 to 2/24, (2W-4L-1P) -313.5 DIMES
WEEK 08: 2/25 to 3/3, (3W-4L) -270 DIMES
WEEK 09: 3/4 to 3/10, (4W-3L) -30 DIMES
WEEK 10: 3/11 to 3/17, (3W-4L) +72.5 DIMES
WEEK 11: 3/18 to 3/24, (3W-4L) -162.5 DIMES
WEEK 12: 3/25 to 3/31, (3W-3L-1P) +12.5 DIMES
WEEK 13: 4/1 to 4/7, (4W-3L) +47.5 DIMES
WEEK 14: 4/8 to 4/14, (3W-4L) -21 DIMES
WEEK 15: 4/15 to 4/21, (4W-3L) +212.5 DIMES
WEEK 16: 4/22 to 4/28, (4W-3L) -145 DIMES
WEEK 17: 4/29 to 5/5, (4W-3L) +20 DIMES
WEEK 18: 5/6 to 5/12, (6W-1L) +310 DIMES
WEEK 19: 5/13 to 5/19, (5W-2L) +435 DIMES
WEEK 20: 5/20 to 5/26, (5W-2L) +430 DIMES
WEEK 21: 5/27 to 6/2, (4W-3L) +130 DIMES
WEEK 22: 6/3 to 6/9, (5W-2L) -13.75 DIMES
WEEK 23: 6/10 to 6/16, (4W-2L) +150 DIMES
WEEK 24: 6/17 to 6/23, (2W-5L) -400 DIMES
WEEK 25: 6/24 to 6/30, (2W-5L) -147.5 DIMES
WEEK 26: 7/1 to 7/7, (3W-4L) +1.5 DIMES
WEEK 27: 7/8 to 7/14, (2W-4L) -206.5 DIMES
WEEK 28: 7/15 to 7/21, (2W-2L) -80 DIMES
WEEK 29: 7/22 to 7/28, (3W-3L) -56.75 DIMES
WEEK 30: 7/29 to 8/4, (1W-6L) -215.5 DIMES
WEEK 31: 8/5 to 8/11, (5W-2L) +177.5 DIMES

 

[PimpyMcPimp]

LOSER LANG TRACKER (IN-SEASON SPORTS)

MLB REGULAR SEASON (2025)

31-37, -539 Dimes

DIME RATINGS

200 DIME: 1-1
150 DIME: 0-1
100 DIME: 2-4
75 DIME: 8-10
60 DIME: 3-2
50 DIME: 10-11
40 DIME: 1-0
30 DIME: 2-3
20 DIME: 4-4
10 DIME: 0-1

NFL PRESEASON FOOTBALL (2025)

1-1, +27 Dimes

DIME RATINGS

60 DIME: 1-0
30 DIME: 0-1

 

[PimpyMcPimp]

LOSER LANG 12+ YEAR RECORD TRACKER
1/01/2013 up to NOW!!!

NEGATIVE 14,889.5 DIMES

LANG $10 BETTOR DOWN $148,895 (PLUS $1,995 Yearly Fee For Picks x13 = -$174,830)

-Lang Past 12+ Years-
2025: POSITIVE 235 DIMES (01/01/25 to 08/11/25)
2024: NEGATIVE 4,358.75 DIMES
2023: NEGATIVE 1,901.25 DIMES
2022: NEGATIVE 1,586.5 DIMES
2021: NEGATIVE 1,524.5 DIMES
2020: POSITIVE* 402.5 DIMES (*NOT A FULL YEAR DUE TO COVID)
2019: NEGATIVE 761.75 DIMES
2018: NEGATIVE 738 DIMES
2017: NEGATIVE 499.5 DIMES
2016: NEGATIVE 2,941.5 DIMES
2015: NEGATIVE 181 DIMES
2014: NEGATIVE 113.75 DIMES
2013: NEGATIVE 929 DIMES

9/01/2007 to 4/16/2010: NEGATIVE** 3,245.7 DIMES (**AS DOCUMENTED BY AL DEMARCO) (NOT INCLUDED IN ABOVE RECORD)

 

[PimpyMcPimp]

LANG'S PICK: SF GIANTS -120 vs PADRES (CORTES vs RAY)

Well, denied winning day #4 in a row as Andrew Abbott just couldn't close the deal for the Reds.
My man is up 1-0 and dominating the Phillies with a 3-hit shutout in the top of the 8th and with 2 outs, he is just 4 outs away.
One of the 3 hits was by Edmund Sosa and with 2 strikes on him to get out of the 8th, Sosa singles again and a double and single later......game over.
He pitched his butt off but couldn't close. Tough one.
The Friday, Saturday and Sunday 3-0 sweep is in the books just couldn't get winning day #4 in a row.
Continue to build the bankroll back with winning day #6 out of 8 and keeping this thing headed into a positive direction.
It continues with a 50 dimer on this Tuesday card.

 

[backdoorcover1]

on top of the fade tomorrow.......and again now that a MLB team lost for Lang it brings up the next "day after Lang" if the Reds bounce back tomorrow and win after losing for Lang the day before then "the day after Lang" will move to 6-0 Last 6....the 5th winner was the Marlins bouncing back the next day against the Braves and note that is the only game they won in the Entire 5 game series with the Braves......also, noting that in these "day after Lang" plays all teams have won by more than the 2 runs needed for run line or alt. -1.5 run line....

and the "day after Lang" moves to 6-0 Last 6 with the Reds winning bouncing back after Lang picked them the day before and lost and also these have been 6-0 against the -1.5 favorite or alt -1.5 run the Reds were +250 -1.5 today. final 6-1.

 

[PimpyMcPimp]

Just another outstanding call by the Langtard.

"Padres counter with Nelson Cortes.
Cortes was solid on August 6th going 4 2/3 innings allowing just 2 earned in a no decision in the Padres 3-2 win.
However, on the road against Robbie Ray tonight, I just dont' see him beating Ray.
It's just not happening."

 

[StackinGreen]

One of the pitchers Lang jerks off to is Ray. Unless he's mad at him.

Just another outstanding call by the Langtard.

"Padres counter with Nelson Cortes.
Cortes was solid on August 6th going 4 2/3 innings allowing just 2 earned in a no decision in the Padres 3-2 win.
However, on the road against Robbie Ray tonight, I just dont' see him beating Ray.
It's just not happening."

Yeah, Ray pitched well on 7/26 but lost to the Mets 2-1, haha, Lang eat $hit again on Ray here at home. The Giants have major issues scoring. The Padres have been schizophrenic, but they are right there with the Dodgers now ...

lol, I just went back and looked, and Pimpy made fun of Langer of course - he went with Peterson against Ray (road game) on 8/1 with Mets -150 and ate shit again. Classic Langer. What a loser.

 

[StackinGreen]

Two home MLB favs in a row he loses with. Cue up the "40 dime" play today

 

[PimpyMcPimp]

LOSER LANG 2025 BANKROLL
POSITIVE 175 DIMES

LANG $10 BETTOR UP $1,750 (MINUS $1,995 Yearly Fee For Picks = -$245)

PAID PICKS: 114-103-2 / 52.5%

-Lang by Month 2024-
JAN: 14-17 -399 DIMES
FEB: 16-12-1 +274.5 DIMES
MAR: 14-17 -745 DIMES
APR: 12-17 -74.75 DIMES
MAY: 14-17 -450 DIMES
JUN: 12-15 -676 DIMES
JUL: 10-17 -936.75 DIMES
AUG: 17-13-1 +269.75 DIMES
SEP: 17-13 -60 DIMES
OCT: 17-13-1 -58.5 DIMES
NOV: 15-15 -623.5 DIMES
DEC: 14-16 -877 DIMES
-Lang by Month 2025-
JAN: 17-14 +55.5 DIMES
FEB: 15-13-1 -191 DIMES
MAR: 14-16-1 -252.5 DIMES
APR: 16-14 +86.5 DIMES
MAY: 22-9 +1,347.5 DIMES
JUN: 14-15 -426.25 DIMES
JUL: 11-15 -376.75 DIMES
AUG: 5-7 -73 DIMES

-Lang by Week-
WEEK 00: 12/31 to 1/6, (4W-3L) +228 DIMES (4W-2L +393 Dimes from 1/1 to 1/6)
WEEK 01: 1/7 to 1/13, (3W-4L) -375 DIMES
WEEK 02: 1/14 to 1/20, (2W-5L) -485 DIMES
WEEK 03: 1/21 to 1/27, (5W-2L) +407.5 DIMES
WEEK 04: 1/28 to 2/3, (6W-1L) +390 DIMES
WEEK 05: 2/4 to 2/10, (4W-4L) +70 DIMES
WEEK 06: 2/11 to 2/17, (4W-3L) -97.5 DIMES
WEEK 07: 2/18 to 2/24, (2W-4L-1P) -313.5 DIMES
WEEK 08: 2/25 to 3/3, (3W-4L) -270 DIMES
WEEK 09: 3/4 to 3/10, (4W-3L) -30 DIMES
WEEK 10: 3/11 to 3/17, (3W-4L) +72.5 DIMES
WEEK 11: 3/18 to 3/24, (3W-4L) -162.5 DIMES
WEEK 12: 3/25 to 3/31, (3W-3L-1P) +12.5 DIMES
WEEK 13: 4/1 to 4/7, (4W-3L) +47.5 DIMES
WEEK 14: 4/8 to 4/14, (3W-4L) -21 DIMES
WEEK 15: 4/15 to 4/21, (4W-3L) +212.5 DIMES
WEEK 16: 4/22 to 4/28, (4W-3L) -145 DIMES
WEEK 17: 4/29 to 5/5, (4W-3L) +20 DIMES
WEEK 18: 5/6 to 5/12, (6W-1L) +310 DIMES
WEEK 19: 5/13 to 5/19, (5W-2L) +435 DIMES
WEEK 20: 5/20 to 5/26, (5W-2L) +430 DIMES
WEEK 21: 5/27 to 6/2, (4W-3L) +130 DIMES
WEEK 22: 6/3 to 6/9, (5W-2L) -13.75 DIMES
WEEK 23: 6/10 to 6/16, (4W-2L) +150 DIMES
WEEK 24: 6/17 to 6/23, (2W-5L) -400 DIMES
WEEK 25: 6/24 to 6/30, (2W-5L) -147.5 DIMES
WEEK 26: 7/1 to 7/7, (3W-4L) +1.5 DIMES
WEEK 27: 7/8 to 7/14, (2W-4L) -206.5 DIMES
WEEK 28: 7/15 to 7/21, (2W-2L) -80 DIMES
WEEK 29: 7/22 to 7/28, (3W-3L) -56.75 DIMES
WEEK 30: 7/29 to 8/4, (1W-6L) -215.5 DIMES
WEEK 31: 8/5 to 8/11, (5W-2L) +177.5 DIMES
WEEK 32: 8/12 to 8/18, (0W-1L) -60 DIMES

 

[PimpyMcPimp]

LOSER LANG TRACKER (IN-SEASON SPORTS)

MLB REGULAR SEASON (2025)

31-38, -599 Dimes

DIME RATINGS

200 DIME: 1-1
150 DIME: 0-1
100 DIME: 2-4
75 DIME: 8-10
60 DIME: 3-2
50 DIME: 10-12
40 DIME: 1-0
30 DIME: 2-3
20 DIME: 4-4
10 DIME: 0-1

NFL PRESEASON FOOTBALL (2025)

1-1, +27 Dimes

DIME RATINGS

60 DIME: 1-0
30 DIME: 0-1

 

[PimpyMcPimp]

LOSER LANG 12+ YEAR RECORD TRACKER
1/01/2013 up to NOW!!!

NEGATIVE 14,949.5 DIMES

LANG $10 BETTOR DOWN $149,495 (PLUS $1,995 Yearly Fee For Picks x13 = -$175,430)

-Lang Past 12+ Years-
2025: POSITIVE 175 DIMES (01/01/25 to 08/12/25)
2024: NEGATIVE 4,358.75 DIMES
2023: NEGATIVE 1,901.25 DIMES
2022: NEGATIVE 1,586.5 DIMES
2021: NEGATIVE 1,524.5 DIMES
2020: POSITIVE* 402.5 DIMES (*NOT A FULL YEAR DUE TO COVID)
2019: NEGATIVE 761.75 DIMES
2018: NEGATIVE 738 DIMES
2017: NEGATIVE 499.5 DIMES
2016: NEGATIVE 2,941.5 DIMES
2015: NEGATIVE 181 DIMES
2014: NEGATIVE 113.75 DIMES
2013: NEGATIVE 929 DIMES

9/01/2007 to 4/16/2010: NEGATIVE** 3,245.7 DIMES (**AS DOCUMENTED BY AL DEMARCO) (NOT INCLUDED IN ABOVE RECORD)

 

[PimpyMcPimp]

The Giants and Robbie Ray are not a fan of Brandon Lang.
Over the last 2 months I have gone with or against the Giants and Ray 3 times......I am now 0-3.
I took him and the Giants to beat the Mets at home...they lost 2-1.
I took him and the Giants at New York to lose to the Mets....they won 4-3.
Then last night I took him and the Giants to beat the Padres....they lost 5-1.
I don't think you will see me on the Giants or Ray the rest of this season!!!
Let's move on.
The Friday, Saturday and Sunday 3-0 sweep is in the books but not happy with dropping back to back 50 dimers Monday and Tuesday.
Continue to build the bankroll back with winning day #6 out of 9 and keeping this thing headed into a positive direction.
It continues with a 50 dimer on this Wednesday card.

 

[PimpyMcPimp]

Lang only charged himself -115 on his loss last night.

I charged him -120 for a 60 Dime loser.

 

[StackinGreen]

It continues with a 50 dimer on this Wednesday card.

40 dimer or 50 dimer, Lang? Get your shit together.

I guess the guy telling you the play decided, I get it. Or was it that you flipped a coin on that, too?

 

[sniperpicks]

Perfect day for this burgler to do a 2 cent video and rant about the Oklahoma QB Venmo Gate

 

[StackinGreen]

Perfect day for this burgler to do a 2 cent video and rant about the Oklahoma QB Venmo Gate

The turd burglar!