The "REAL" Fade Brandon Lang Thread

[PimpyMcPimp]

LOSER LANG 2025 BANKROLL
POSITIVE 1,067.25 DIMES

LANG $10 BETTOR UP $10,672.5 (MINUS $1,995 Yearly Fee For Picks = +$8,677.5)

PAID PICKS: 93-71-2 / 56.7%

-Lang by Month 2024-
JAN: 14-17 -399 DIMES
FEB: 16-12-1 +274.5 DIMES
MAR: 14-17 -745 DIMES
APR: 12-17 -74.75 DIMES
MAY: 14-17 -450 DIMES
JUN: 12-15 -676 DIMES
JUL: 10-17 -936.75 DIMES
AUG: 17-13-1 +269.75 DIMES
SEP: 17-13 -60 DIMES
OCT: 17-13-1 -58.5 DIMES
NOV: 15-15 -623.5 DIMES
DEC: 14-16 -877 DIMES
-Lang by Month 2025-
JAN: 17-14 +55.5 DIMES
FEB: 15-13-1 -191 DIMES
MAR: 14-16-1 -252.5 DIMES
APR: 16-14 +86.5 DIMES
MAY: 22-9 +1,347.5 DIMES
JUN: 9-5 +21.25 DIMES

-Lang by Week-
WEEK 00: 12/31 to 1/6, (4W-3L) +228 DIMES (4W-2L +393 Dimes from 1/1 to 1/6)
WEEK 01: 1/7 to 1/13, (3W-4L) -375 DIMES
WEEK 02: 1/14 to 1/20, (2W-5L) -485 DIMES
WEEK 03: 1/21 to 1/27, (5W-2L) +407.5 DIMES
WEEK 04: 1/28 to 2/3, (6W-1L) +390 DIMES
WEEK 05: 2/4 to 2/10, (4W-4L) +70 DIMES
WEEK 06: 2/11 to 2/17, (4W-3L) -97.5 DIMES
WEEK 07: 2/18 to 2/24, (2W-4L-1P) -313.5 DIMES
WEEK 08: 2/25 to 3/3, (3W-4L) -270 DIMES
WEEK 09: 3/4 to 3/10, (4W-3L) -30 DIMES
WEEK 10: 3/11 to 3/17, (3W-4L) +72.5 DIMES
WEEK 11: 3/18 to 3/24, (3W-4L) -162.5 DIMES
WEEK 12: 3/25 to 3/31, (3W-3L-1P) +12.5 DIMES
WEEK 13: 4/1 to 4/7, (4W-3L) +47.5 DIMES
WEEK 14: 4/8 to 4/14, (3W-4L) -21 DIMES
WEEK 15: 4/15 to 4/21, (4W-3L) +212.5 DIMES
WEEK 16: 4/22 to 4/28, (4W-3L) -145 DIMES
WEEK 17: 4/29 to 5/5, (4W-3L) +20 DIMES
WEEK 18: 5/6 to 5/12, (6W-1L) +310 DIMES
WEEK 19: 5/13 to 5/19, (5W-2L) +435 DIMES
WEEK 20: 5/20 to 5/26, (5W-2L) +430 DIMES
WEEK 21: 5/27 to 6/2, (4W-3L) +130 DIMES
WEEK 22: 6/3 to 6/9, (5W-2L) -13.75 DIMES
WEEK 23: 6/10 to 6/16, (3W-2L) +50 DIMES

 

[PimpyMcPimp]

LOSER LANG TRACKER (IN-SEASON SPORTS)

NBA REGULAR SEASON (2024-'25)

3-8, -228.5 Dimes

DIME RATINGS

100 DIME:2-0
75 DIME: 0-1
60 DIME: 0-1
50 DIME: 1-6

NBA PLAYOFFS (2024-'25)

31-16, +1,135 Dimes

DIME RATINGS

200 DIME: 2-2
150 DIME: 4-5
100 DIME: 16-4
75 DIME: 7-4
50 DIME: 2-1

MLB REGULAR SEASON (2025)

13-8, +345.25 Dimes

DIME RATINGS

200 DIME: 1-1
100 DIME: 1-2
75 DIME: 5-2
60 DIME: 1-1
50 DIME: 5-2

 

[PimpyMcPimp]

LOSER LANG 12+ YEAR RECORD TRACKER
1/01/2013 up to NOW!!!

NEGATIVE 14,062.25 DIMES

LANG $10 BETTOR DOWN $140,622.5 (PLUS $1,995 Yearly Fee For Picks x13 = -$166,557.5)

-Lang Past 12+ Years-
2025: POSITIVE 1,067.25 DIMES (01/01/25 to 06/14/25)
2024: NEGATIVE 4,358.75 DIMES
2023: NEGATIVE 1,901.25 DIMES
2022: NEGATIVE 1,586.5 DIMES
2021: NEGATIVE 1,524.5 DIMES
2020: POSITIVE* 402.5 DIMES (*NOT A FULL YEAR DUE TO COVID)
2019: NEGATIVE 761.75 DIMES
2018: NEGATIVE 738 DIMES
2017: NEGATIVE 499.5 DIMES
2016: NEGATIVE 2,941.5 DIMES
2015: NEGATIVE 181 DIMES
2014: NEGATIVE 113.75 DIMES
2013: NEGATIVE 929 DIMES

9/01/2007 to 4/16/2010: NEGATIVE** 3,245.7 DIMES (**AS DOCUMENTED BY AL DEMARCO) (NOT INCLUDED IN ABOVE RECORD)

 

[PimpyMcPimp]

Allow me to point out what is on the table with this Sunday card.
After dropping the 150 dimer on OKC 1st half on Friday and the 100 dimer on Saturday with the Brewers, the table is set for this must win Sunday.
Why am I calling this a "MUST WIN" Sunday?
I haven't lost 3 days in a row since April 14, 15 and 16th.
We're talking almost 2 months here people of America.
That is how consistently hot, consistently on fire, deliver arguably one of the best winning steaks since the movie came out.
And so today as I get ready to hand you this 6th straight 75 dime winner in baseball, I am confident it is not about to happen today.
After I hit this 75 dimer today, it will be back to game 5 in OKC, and we all know how hot I have been in the Playoffs.
And when you add it all up, with the baseball winning streak, there is no arguing the fact that coming up on 6 weeks here today, I have made a shit ton of money.
It's validated and it's documented and it's undisputed.
So you want to doubt me today? Be my guest but trust me when I tell you, something that hasn't happened in 59 days, is happening today.
Know that. Print that.

 

[RidgeRider]

For sure he's on the Angels! 98% of the time goes with the pitcher with the lower ERA.

 

[carlitosway]

Indeed and in this case Kikuchi is a much better pitcher than Povich.

 

[Fica]

Apparently there’s been a pitching change but I’ve never seen him change plays: Gl and happy Father’s Day!

The Pick: My 75 Dime winner is the LA Angels.

The Line: The current line is +110 at the majority of books in Vegas and offshore as of 8:55 AM EST. Please specify Kikuchi and Povich at the time of wager. Be sure to shop around for the best line available.

 

[The_Sheriff]

theres a opener, then the starter Povich comes in. dont care, that fool might wait and say it was no acton (if it loses) or count a win even though povich doesnt start. Scummy stuff

FWIW Im still on LAA here at even money. Langs MM is worse than his capping. Lose 250 in 2 days come back with a smol winner.

 

[sniperpicks]

Great Fathers Day gift from LANG. bet he didn’t even see his kid today

 

[tampasports]

Guarantee he will say tomorrow it was a NO BET Cause of the pitching change

 

[PimpyMcPimp]

Last time there was a pitching change on one of his plays, just the other day as a matter of fact, he said he was fine with it and the play was still on.
I can't imagine a pitching change to a guy named Scott Blewett would scare him off the play.
But unless there was an actual update from him then he will use that to say the play was cancelled.

 

[sniperpicks]

his writeup he said he was sure Angels P would win the day BUT he also said to make sure and take the original 2 listed

 

[sniperpicks]

 

[PimpyMcPimp]

Yep, he called it NO PLAY on the site due to the pitching change.

 

[phelps123]

He wouldn’t call it no play if it won

 

[sniperpicks]

P change was made more than 30 min before game. My bet was placed 10.06am in CA. Pst

Game started 1035am

Just another way for Lang to manipulate stuff so he can’t lose

if Angels won he says ——- Look I am hot

Loss —- oh P change no bet

 

[sniperpicks]

Zero mention of his complete weekend bed shitting

he is stuck on Jenner and Kardashians for 2 cents

free play —- under halftime nba tonight

 

[Fica]

The Pick: My 100 Dime winner is the Oklahoma City 1st Half

The Line: The current line is -6 at the majority of books in Vegas and offshore as of 9:45 AM EST. Be sure to shop around for the best line available.

 

[finman13]

Well one thing I'll agree with on Lang is Bruce Jenners demise. My girlfriend , now wife...and I met him and some other Olympians past and present at the time in 1996 at Sea World. Never sensed this dude was going to destroy a decathlon body.. 🫤

 

[PimpyMcPimp]

LANG'S PICK: OKC THUNDER -6 (FIRST HALF)

First and foremost, no play on Sunday because the listed starter for the O's Povich did not start. So no blood there.
Now, with that out of the way, let's get right to the point tonight.
Despite the last 2 games of this series, I will take my playoff numbers and put them up against anyone in this business.
So as we get ready for this game 5 tonight, I will stay with my #1 money maker in these playoffs: another 1st half winner.
Not much more to say that the numbers above don't say for me.
Here comes winning day #6 of 8 and winning day #21 of 29.
LFG.