The "REAL" Fade Brandon Lang Thread

[PimpyMcPimp]

The Pick: My 200 Dime winner is the Minnesota Twins.

The Line: The current line is -110 at the majority of books in Vegas and offshore as of 9:55 AM EST. Please specify Gausman and Paddack at the time of wager. Be sure to shop around for the best line available.

 

[sniperpicks]

nice now we need like 5 more in a row

 

[PimpyMcPimp]

 

[finman13]

What did he see in the twins. Toronto came in pretty hot if I'm not mistaken. I don't think there was a giant pitching advantage. So just because it's Saturday, it has to be a big play. More great money management.

 

[sniperpicks]

Another Lang scheme that didn’t do well at all

he could of taken brewers or orioles both hot teams. Low juice

sent out under 3.5 rounds to fade crew for women’s mma title match. Easy win.

 

[steve021]

The Pick: My 100 Dime winner is the OKC Thunder 1st Half.

The Line: The current line is -8 at the majority of books in Vegas and offshore as of 8:55 AM EST. Be sure to shop around for the best line available.

 

[Buckeyefan80]

Nice and early! I like it. Thanks Steve!

 

[carlitosway]

What did he see in the twins. Toronto came in pretty hot if I'm not mistaken. I don't think there was a giant pitching advantage. So just because it's Saturday, it has to be a big play. More great money management.

Plus it was an early game no time to sell it to suckers. He could have advertised a pick especially since he's hot. Puzzling he normally doesn't do that in his scamming. Let the slide begin.

 

[sniperpicks]

-8 for half and game is -11 ?

just woke up. That line makes no sense

 

[finman13]

He's afraid of pacers late game antics with this pick.

 

[will_bettis365]

-8 for half and game is -11 ?

just woke up. That line makes no sense

This is why you’re not a handicapper or an oddsmaker. Any volunteers who wants to explain to this rookie why it doesn’t make sense to him

 

[PimpyMcPimp]

LOSER LANG 2025 BANKROLL
POSITIVE 842.25 DIMES

LANG $10 BETTOR UP $8,422.5 (MINUS $1,995 Yearly Fee For Picks = +$6,427.5)

PAID PICKS: 88-69-2 / 56.0%

-Lang by Month 2024-
JAN: 14-17 -399 DIMES
FEB: 16-12-1 +274.5 DIMES
MAR: 14-17 -745 DIMES
APR: 12-17 -74.75 DIMES
MAY: 14-17 -450 DIMES
JUN: 12-15 -676 DIMES
JUL: 10-17 -936.75 DIMES
AUG: 17-13-1 +269.75 DIMES
SEP: 17-13 -60 DIMES
OCT: 17-13-1 -58.5 DIMES
NOV: 15-15 -623.5 DIMES
DEC: 14-16 -877 DIMES
-Lang by Month 2025-
JAN: 17-14 +55.5 DIMES
FEB: 15-13-1 -191 DIMES
MAR: 14-16-1 -252.5 DIMES
APR: 16-14 +86.5 DIMES
MAY: 22-9 +1,347.5 DIMES
JUN: 4-3 -203.75 DIMES

-Lang by Week-
WEEK 00: 12/31 to 1/6, (4W-3L) +228 DIMES (4W-2L +393 Dimes from 1/1 to 1/6)
WEEK 01: 1/7 to 1/13, (3W-4L) -375 DIMES
WEEK 02: 1/14 to 1/20, (2W-5L) -485 DIMES
WEEK 03: 1/21 to 1/27, (5W-2L) +407.5 DIMES
WEEK 04: 1/28 to 2/3, (6W-1L) +390 DIMES
WEEK 05: 2/4 to 2/10, (4W-4L) +70 DIMES
WEEK 06: 2/11 to 2/17, (4W-3L) -97.5 DIMES
WEEK 07: 2/18 to 2/24, (2W-4L-1P) -313.5 DIMES
WEEK 08: 2/25 to 3/3, (3W-4L) -270 DIMES
WEEK 09: 3/4 to 3/10, (4W-3L) -30 DIMES
WEEK 10: 3/11 to 3/17, (3W-4L) +72.5 DIMES
WEEK 11: 3/18 to 3/24, (3W-4L) -162.5 DIMES
WEEK 12: 3/25 to 3/31, (3W-3L-1P) +12.5 DIMES
WEEK 13: 4/1 to 4/7, (4W-3L) +47.5 DIMES
WEEK 14: 4/8 to 4/14, (3W-4L) -21 DIMES
WEEK 15: 4/15 to 4/21, (4W-3L) +212.5 DIMES
WEEK 16: 4/22 to 4/28, (4W-3L) -145 DIMES
WEEK 17: 4/29 to 5/5, (4W-3L) +20 DIMES
WEEK 18: 5/6 to 5/12, (6W-1L) +310 DIMES
WEEK 19: 5/13 to 5/19, (5W-2L) +435 DIMES
WEEK 20: 5/20 to 5/26, (5W-2L) +430 DIMES
WEEK 21: 5/27 to 6/2, (4W-3L) +130 DIMES
WEEK 22: 6/3 to 6/9, (3W-2L) -188.75 DIMES

 

[PimpyMcPimp]

LOSER LANG TRACKER (IN-SEASON SPORTS)

NBA REGULAR SEASON (2024-'25)

3-8, -228.5 Dimes

DIME RATINGS

100 DIME:2-0
75 DIME: 0-1
60 DIME: 0-1
50 DIME: 1-6

NBA PLAYOFFS (2024-'25)

29-15, +1,050 Dimes

DIME RATINGS

200 DIME: 2-2
150 DIME: 3-4
100 DIME: 15-4
75 DIME: 7-4
50 DIME: 2-1

MLB REGULAR SEASON (2025)

10-7, +205.25 Dimes

DIME RATINGS

200 DIME: 1-1
100 DIME: 0-1
75 DIME: 3-2
60 DIME: 1-1
50 DIME: 5-2

 

[PimpyMcPimp]

LOSER LANG 12+ YEAR RECORD TRACKER
1/01/2013 up to NOW!!!

NEGATIVE 14,287.25 DIMES

LANG $10 BETTOR DOWN $142,872.5 (PLUS $1,995 Yearly Fee For Picks x13 = -$168,807.5)

-Lang Past 12+ Years-
2025: POSITIVE 842.25 DIMES (01/01/25 to 06/07/25)
2024: NEGATIVE 4,358.75 DIMES
2023: NEGATIVE 1,901.25 DIMES
2022: NEGATIVE 1,586.5 DIMES
2021: NEGATIVE 1,524.5 DIMES
2020: POSITIVE* 402.5 DIMES (*NOT A FULL YEAR DUE TO COVID)
2019: NEGATIVE 761.75 DIMES
2018: NEGATIVE 738 DIMES
2017: NEGATIVE 499.5 DIMES
2016: NEGATIVE 2,941.5 DIMES
2015: NEGATIVE 181 DIMES
2014: NEGATIVE 113.75 DIMES
2013: NEGATIVE 929 DIMES

9/01/2007 to 4/16/2010: NEGATIVE** 3,245.7 DIMES (**AS DOCUMENTED BY AL DEMARCO) (NOT INCLUDED IN ABOVE RECORD)

 

[PimpyMcPimp]

LANG'S PICK: OKC THUNDER -8 (FIRST HALF)

It's back to the NBA playoffs where despite dropping OKC in game one, you still can't argue with the overall numbers.
And now I get ready to hand you 100 dime playoff winner #4 in a row.
I am 9-2 in these playoffs with 1st half plays so that is another record that speaks for itself.
As for Saturday, I had my 2nd straight 200 dimer in Major League Baseball on the Twins at home over the Blue Jays looking real good leading 3-2 into the 8th.
However, the Twins bullpen imploded and it went down 5-4.
Fu#%#king frustrating hitting 4 straight in baseball heading into Saturday and then dropping the big one because of a team's bullpen.
What's done is done.
Now I have one job to do and that is stay red hot in the NBA playoffs and that is exactly what I plan to do.
Here comes 100 dime playoff winner #4 in a row and playoff winner #9 of 12.
LFG.

 

[GLUCK2U]

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Another Lang scheme that didn’t do well at all

he could of taken brewers or orioles both hot teams. Low juice

sent out under 3.5 rounds to fade crew for women’s mma title match. Easy win.

THAT is hilarious!

 

[sniperpicks]

 

[proanalyser]

Game 3 on Denver as OKC 0-7 on the road in the playoffs

 

[sniperpicks]

you will lose your ass for the 10th time if you take Denver in G3 of the nba finals

 

[proanalyser]

Denver 4-0 SU and ats off a loss in playoffs scoring 125 or more in all 4 games.