The "REAL" Fade Brandon Lang Thread

[Buckeyefan80]

Anyone Have Langs NBA pick??

It would behoove you to stop asking. If someone posts it in this thread they post it, if not you will have to find a different way to get it.

 

[vincepetrasso]

It would behoove you to stop asking. If someone posts it in this thread they post it, if not you will have to find a different way to get it.

Bulls NBA PICK from Lang

 

[PimpyMcPimp]

LOSER LANG 2024 BANKROLL
NEGATIVE 818.25 DIMES

LANG $10 BETTOR DOWN $8,182.5 (PLUS $1,995 Yearly Fee For Picks = -$10,177.5)

PAID PICKS: 49-56-1 / 46.6%

-Lang by Month-
JAN: 14-17 -399 DIMES
FEB: 16-12-1 +274.5 DIMES
MAR: 14-17 -745 DIMES
APR: 6-10 +51.25 DIMES

-Lang by Week-
WEEK 00: 12/26 to 1/1, (4W-3L) +117.5 DIMES (0W-1L -165 Dimes from 1/1 to 1/1)
WEEK 01: 1/2 to 1/8, (3W-4L) -272.5 DIMES
WEEK 02: 1/9 to 1/15, (6W-1L) +565 DIMES
WEEK 03: 1/16 to 1/22, (1W-6L) -577.5 DIMES
WEEK 04: 1/23 to 1/29, (3W-4L) +59 DIMES
WEEK 05: 1/30 to 2/5, (4W-3L) +90 DIMES
WEEK 06: 2/6 to 2/12, (3W-4L) +10 DIMES
WEEK 07: 2/13 to 2/19, (4W-3L) -81.5 DIMES
WEEK 08: 2/20 to 2/26, (4W-2L-1P) +208 DIMES
WEEK 09: 2/27 to 3/4, (5W-2L) +222.5 DIMES
WEEK 10: 3/5 to 3/11, (3W-4L) -322.5 DIMES
WEEK 11: 3/12 to 3/18, (2W-5L) -402.5 DIMES
WEEK 12: 3/19 to 3/25, (3W-4L) -220 DIMES
WEEK 13: 3/26 to 4/1, (3W-4L) -15.5 DIMES
WEEK 14: 4/2 to 4/8, (5W-2L) +444 DIMES
WEEK 15: 4/9 to 4/15, (1W-6L) -277.25 DIMES
WEEK 16: 4/16 to 4/22, (0W-1L) -82.5 DIMES

 

[PimpyMcPimp]

LOSER LANG TRACKER (IN-SEASON SPORTS)

NBA REGULAR SEASON (2023-'24)

11-11, -87 Dimes

DIME RATINGS

100 DIME: 0-2
80 DIME: 1-1
75 DIME: 4-0
60 DIME: 1-2
50 DIME: 1-3
40 DIME: 4-3

NBA PLAYOFFS (2023-'24)

0-1, -82.5 Dimes

DIME RATINGS

75 DIME: 0-1

MLB REGULAR SEASON (2024)

0-5, -314.25 Dimes

DIME RATINGS

75 DIME: 0-1
60 DIME: 0-1
50 DIME: 0-3

 

[PimpyMcPimp]

LOSER LANG 11+ YEAR RECORD TRACKER
1/01/2013 up to NOW!!!

NEGATIVE 11,592.5 DIMES

LANG $10 BETTOR DOWN $115,925 (PLUS $1,995 Yearly Fee For Picks x12 = -$139,865)

-Lang Past 11+ Years-
2024: NEGATIVE 818.25 DIMES (01/01/24 to 04/16/24)
2023: NEGATIVE 1,901.25 DIMES
2022: NEGATIVE 1,586.5 DIMES
2021: NEGATIVE 1,524.5 DIMES
2020: POSITIVE* 402.5 DIMES (*NOT A FULL YEAR DUE TO COVID)
2019: NEGATIVE 761.75 DIMES
2018: NEGATIVE 738 DIMES
2017: NEGATIVE 499.5 DIMES
2016: NEGATIVE 2,941.5 DIMES
2015: NEGATIVE 181 DIMES
2014: NEGATIVE 113.75 DIMES
2013: NEGATIVE 929 DIMES

9/01/2007 to 4/16/2010: NEGATIVE** 3,245.7 DIMES (**AS DOCUMENTED BY AL DEMARCO) (NOT INCLUDED IN ABOVE RECORD)

 

[PimpyMcPimp]

LANG'S DART THROW: CHICAGO BULLS -3

Well, I can honestly say I didn't see that coming.
Simply put, the best money making team in the NBA on the road this year didn't make anybody any money last night.
They were outclassed by an undermanned Sacramento team and sent home for the summer.
Nothing more to talk about. All the money they made me this year and gave a big chunk back last night.
Would have been nice to hit #5 in a row but it's not going to happen when you get on the wrong side of a game.
Tonight, it's bounce back time..
Historically speaking, the NBA playoffs have been pretty good to me. I'm talking really good.
Not the start I wanted last night but truth be told, a lonnnnngggg way to go.
$10 Bettor Up $3,587 last 18 days
That number above has to grow and grow big time.
Growing that number starts today with 75 dime winner #5 out of 6. Nothing more and nothing less.
Time to get it done.

 

[PimpyMcPimp]

The Pick: My 75 Dime winner is the Chicago Bulls.


The Line: The current line is a -3 in Vegas and offshore as of 11:30 am EST. Be sure to shop around for the best line available.

Thanks again to steve021.

 

[savage1]

"Nothing more to talk about. All the money they made me this year and gave a big chunk back last night."

Quoting Lanf referring to his losing pick last night on Golden State.

This statement is inconsistent and contradictory in that if he lost a 75-dimer last night and it was a big chunk of what

he made betting on them this year, it is evident that one or both things are evident:

1) The amounts he bet on them were not big.

2) He didn't bet on them all that often!!

 

[carlitosway]

"Nothing more to talk about. All the money they made me this year and gave a big chunk back last night."

Quoting Lanf referring to his losing pick last night on Golden State.

This statement is inconsistent and contradictory in that if he lost a 75-dimer last night and it was a big chunk of what

he made betting on them this year, it is evident that one or both things are evident:

1) The amounts he bet on them were not big.

2) He didn't bet on them all that often!!

 

[sniperpicks]

Good thing for B.L he is too broke to bet on these garbage plays he has otherwise his child would need a go fund me

she could probably get 1 and get donations from sympathetic gamblers

keep yer chin up Lang. stay in good health. Don’t die on us

 

[sniperpicks]

Oops

 

[steve021]

The Pick: My 30 Dime winner is the Marlins/Cubs Over the Total.


The Line: The current line is a 7 1/2 in Vegas and offshore as of 11:00 am EST. Please specify Puk and Tallion at the time of wager. Be sure to shop around for the best line available.

 

[PimpyMcPimp]

LOSER LANG 2024 BANKROLL
NEGATIVE 743.25 DIMES

LANG $10 BETTOR DOWN $7,432.5 (PLUS $1,995 Yearly Fee For Picks = -$9,427.5)

PAID PICKS: 50-56-1 / 47.1%

-Lang by Month-
JAN: 14-17 -399 DIMES
FEB: 16-12-1 +274.5 DIMES
MAR: 14-17 -745 DIMES
APR: 7-10 +126.25 DIMES

-Lang by Week-
WEEK 00: 12/26 to 1/1, (4W-3L) +117.5 DIMES (0W-1L -165 Dimes from 1/1 to 1/1)
WEEK 01: 1/2 to 1/8, (3W-4L) -272.5 DIMES
WEEK 02: 1/9 to 1/15, (6W-1L) +565 DIMES
WEEK 03: 1/16 to 1/22, (1W-6L) -577.5 DIMES
WEEK 04: 1/23 to 1/29, (3W-4L) +59 DIMES
WEEK 05: 1/30 to 2/5, (4W-3L) +90 DIMES
WEEK 06: 2/6 to 2/12, (3W-4L) +10 DIMES
WEEK 07: 2/13 to 2/19, (4W-3L) -81.5 DIMES
WEEK 08: 2/20 to 2/26, (4W-2L-1P) +208 DIMES
WEEK 09: 2/27 to 3/4, (5W-2L) +222.5 DIMES
WEEK 10: 3/5 to 3/11, (3W-4L) -322.5 DIMES
WEEK 11: 3/12 to 3/18, (2W-5L) -402.5 DIMES
WEEK 12: 3/19 to 3/25, (3W-4L) -220 DIMES
WEEK 13: 3/26 to 4/1, (3W-4L) -15.5 DIMES
WEEK 14: 4/2 to 4/8, (5W-2L) +444 DIMES
WEEK 15: 4/9 to 4/15, (1W-6L) -277.25 DIMES
WEEK 16: 4/16 to 4/22, (1W-1L) -7.5 DIMES

 

[PimpyMcPimp]

LOSER LANG TRACKER (IN-SEASON SPORTS)

NBA REGULAR SEASON (2023-'24)

11-11, -87 Dimes

DIME RATINGS

100 DIME: 0-2
80 DIME: 1-1
75 DIME: 4-0
60 DIME: 1-2
50 DIME: 1-3
40 DIME: 4-3

NBA PLAYOFFS (2023-'24)

1-1, -7.5 Dimes

DIME RATINGS

75 DIME: 1-1

MLB REGULAR SEASON (2024)

0-5, -314.25 Dimes

DIME RATINGS

75 DIME: 0-1
60 DIME: 0-1
50 DIME: 0-3

 

[PimpyMcPimp]

LOSER LANG 11+ YEAR RECORD TRACKER
1/01/2013 up to NOW!!!

NEGATIVE 11,517.5 DIMES

LANG $10 BETTOR DOWN $115,175 (PLUS $1,995 Yearly Fee For Picks x12 = -$139,115)

-Lang Past 11+ Years-
2024: NEGATIVE 743.25 DIMES (01/01/24 to 04/17/24)
2023: NEGATIVE 1,901.25 DIMES
2022: NEGATIVE 1,586.5 DIMES
2021: NEGATIVE 1,524.5 DIMES
2020: POSITIVE* 402.5 DIMES (*NOT A FULL YEAR DUE TO COVID)
2019: NEGATIVE 761.75 DIMES
2018: NEGATIVE 738 DIMES
2017: NEGATIVE 499.5 DIMES
2016: NEGATIVE 2,941.5 DIMES
2015: NEGATIVE 181 DIMES
2014: NEGATIVE 113.75 DIMES
2013: NEGATIVE 929 DIMES

9/01/2007 to 4/16/2010: NEGATIVE** 3,245.7 DIMES (**AS DOCUMENTED BY AL DEMARCO) (NOT INCLUDED IN ABOVE RECORD)

 

[PimpyMcPimp]

LANG PUKES OUT: MARLINS/CUBS OVER 7 1/2 (PUK vs TAILLON)

Well, I can honestly say, I wish they were all that easy.
Last night my 75 dimer on the Bulls over the Hawks was a wire to wire blowout winner.
I noted in my analysis the Hawks had lost 6 in a row and had no momentum while the Bulls were still pissed about losing to the Knicks on Sunday.
Simply put, the Bulls wanted it more and it showed.
Both games are intriguing on Friday with significant injuries on all sides and he early numbers show Heat -2 1/2 over the Bulls and the Kings laying 1 at New Orleans.
It's baseball tonight and then all NBA playoff action for the next 40 days or so.
Here is where the bankroll stands:
$10 Bettor Up $4,337 last 19 days
That number above has to grow and grow big time.
Growing that number starts today with this 30 dimer in baseball tonight. Nothing more and nothing less.
Time to get it done.[/B]

 

[PimpyMcPimp]

Please specify Puk and Tallion at the time of wager.

Is this already a NO PLAY because dipshit Lang can't spell the pitchers name correctly?
Dyslexic clown!

 

[steve021]

My Analysis



I don't know how this doesn't go over the total.



You have one pitcher who has been battling the flu and the other making his first start of the year due to back issues.



Puk is already 0-3 this year with an ERA of 5.91 and in his 3 starts he has given up 4 runs to Pittsburgh, 4 runs to the Angels and 2 runs to the Yankees.



However, if you watched that Yankee game the Yanks had guys all over the base paths in his 4 2/3 innings courtesy of 4 hits and 5 walks.



However, for whatever reason New York forgot how to hit with runners in scoring position in that game to only score 3.



Think about it.....9 runners on base in 4 2/3 innings and you only score 2??????



Now Puk skipped his start Monday and Wednesday so he will be out of sorts to say the least.



Tallion is the wild card.



He says his back is good and he is ready to roll, but you are supposed to say that when you are in the 2nd year of a 4-year 68 million dollar contract.



His first year.....8-10 with a 4.84 ERA in 30 appearances. Not exactly what the Cubs were looking for at 68 million.



The Cubs bullpen is taxed, a pair of triple AAA pitchers brought up on Wednesday, so I expect some late runs in this one as well.



With this total at 7 1/2, I see a dead nuts over tonight.

 

[mailman82885]

If you saw white sox royals double header of explosion offense yesterday how could you not back an over in Chicago tonight...sarcasm. have to imagine weather not much different then yesterday and someone said the fish are awful anyway previous post. It's 7.5 for a reason.

 

[finman13]

Has anyone seen langs daughter? Is she in hiding? Hopefully so