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Who's the dart falling on tomorrow, so I can fade clown boy in Vegas?
 

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Lang stopped doing the Bleav weekly podcast or should we presume Bleav finally axed him? He also hasn't appeared on even 1 radio segment for March Madness. The sports tout sales must have dried up and he started caddying earlier this year suplementing his Uber Eats delivery job.
He's not only losing his ass on college basketball which was at one time his only slight winner for 2023-2024 but he's picking games that he's never watched the teams before and no one would buy unless they were fading him. This is the 2nd year he tried to predict a play in game with 2 #16 seeds. Pure lunacy! The guy is dumber than a box or rocks.
 

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Lang stopped doing the Bleav weekly podcast or should we presume Bleav finally axed him? He also hasn't appeared on even 1 radio segment for March Madness. The sports tout sales must have dried up and he started caddying earlier this year suplementing his Uber Eats delivery job.
He's not only losing his ass on college basketball which was at one time his only slight winner for 2023-2024 but he's picking games that he's never watched the teams before and no one would buy unless they were fading him. This is the 2nd year he tried to predict a play in game with 2 #16 seeds. Pure lunacy! The guy is dumber than a box or rocks.
Hope he has enough suckers err... customers and/or outlets to promote himself so he can provide us with winners long term.
 

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Well Lang finally threw a game up on the website. His write up about last night is LOL funny. What a whiny little bitch.
He forgot to put last nights game up on the "tale of the tape"....or maybe it just slipped his mind.
 

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Here is all you need to know about my 75 dime loss on Howard last night against Wagner.
In their conference tournament run, Wagner shot 15 of 63 from behind the arc for 23%!!!!! Last night they went 8 for 17 for 47%!!! Mother fu#$#kers couldn't miss.
And Howard's best 3-point shooter, lefty Marcus Dockery, who shoots over 44% for the year misses a wide open look to force OT, his 8th miss in 10 tries on the night.
Hey Marcus, take your non shooting ass back to DC and suck on your choke job all summer. Unreal.
You handicap a team, which you just saw 3 games in a row, to play a certain way and when they get there, they just flat out choke!!! And they had been there before!!!!!
Let's move on.
Not the way I wanted the post season to start but kids choke and Howard most certainly did that.
Despite dropping that one last night, let history show I've gone on some ungodly runs in March in the Big tournament. I mean, some ungodly runs.
Let's get 75 dime 7 of my last 11 and 15 of my last 22.
This has been a money maker the last 2 months and I'm confident it will be a money maker tonight.
Time to get it done.
 

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thought March was his predetermined profit month. Guaranteed. No doubt. His time to shine

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and this 💩 💀 makes fun of a college guys job when Lang is like aged 58+ and drags golf bags and does uber eats
 

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This is what happened for him last year, seems to alternate:
WEEK 09: 2/28 to 3/6, (3W-3L-1P) -185 DIMES
WEEK 10: 3/7 to 3/13, (5W-2L) +156 DIMES
WEEK 11: 3/14 to 3/20, (2W-5L) -293.5 DIMES
WEEK 12: 3/21 to 3/27, (4W-3L) +64 DIMES
WEEK 13: 3/28 to 4/3, (0W-3L) -225.5 DIMES
2 years ago?
WEEK 10: 3/1 to 3/7, (4W-3L) +100 DIMES
WEEK 11: 3/8 to 3/14, (2W-5L) -240.5 DIMES
WEEK 12: 3/15 to 3/21, (7W-0L) +650 DIMES
WEEK 13: 3/22 to 3/28, (4W-3L) +252 DIMES
WEEK 14: 3/29 to 4/4, (3W-1L) +62.5 DIMES

In case anyone was wondering. Sometimes he got lucky in the first round, and 2 years ago was it, also with a sweet 16 topper, I guess.
 

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halftime and LANG on seton HALL , St Joe is +7 at the half line

game start line was -7.5 on the HALL

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GAME + 7.5 cashed , fairly easy

halftime +7 cashed , barely

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Damn Lang. Boofed yet again. Order some more salve for your bung hole. What's the excuse tomorrow?
 

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LOSER LANG 2024 BANKROLL
NEGATIVE 832 DIMES

LANG $10 BETTOR DOWN $8,320
(PLUS $1,995 Yearly Fee For Picks = -$10,315)

PAID PICKS: 38-41-1 / 48.1%

-Lang by Month-
JAN: 14-17 -399 DIMES
FEB: 16-12-1 +274.5 DIMES
MAR: 8-12 -707.5 DIMES

-Lang by Week-
WEEK 00: 12/26 to 1/1, (4W-3L) +117.5 DIMES (0W-1L -165 Dimes from 1/1 to 1/1)
WEEK 01: 1/2 to 1/8, (3W-4L) -272.5 DIMES
WEEK 02: 1/9 to 1/15, (6W-1L) +565 DIMES
WEEK 03: 1/16 to 1/22, (1W-6L) -577.5 DIMES
WEEK 04: 1/23 to 1/29, (3W-4L) +59 DIMES
WEEK 05: 1/30 to 2/5, (4W-3L) +90 DIMES
WEEK 06: 2/6 to 2/12, (3W-4L) +10 DIMES
WEEK 07: 2/13 to 2/19, (4W-3L) -81.5 DIMES
WEEK 08: 2/20 to 2/26, (4W-2L-1P) +208 DIMES
WEEK 09: 2/27 to 3/4, (5W-2L) +222.5 DIMES
WEEK 10: 3/5 to 3/11, (3W-4L) -322.5 DIMES
WEEK 11: 3/12 to 3/18, (2W-5L) -402.5 DIMES
WEEK 12: 3/19 to 3/25, (0W-2L) -165 DIMES
 

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LOSER LANG TRACKER (IN-SEASON SPORTS)

COLLEGE HOOPS REGULAR SEASON (2023-'24)

34-33-1, -131 Dimes

DIME RATINGS

200 DIME: 1-1
150 DIME: 3-3
100 DIME: 6-6
80 DIME: 0-1
75 DIME: 12-8
60 DIME: 3-5-1
50 DIME: 5-4
40 DIME: 4-3
30 DIME: 0-2


COLLEGE HOOPS MARCH MADNESS (2023-'24)

0-2, -165 Dimes

DIME RATINGS

75 DIME: 0-2


NBA REGULAR SEASON (2023-'24)

9-8, -68 Dimes

DIME RATINGS

100 DIME: 0-2
80 DIME: 1-1
75 DIME: 3-0
60 DIME: 0-1
50 DIME: 1-3
40 DIME: 4-1
 

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LOSER LANG 11+ YEAR RECORD TRACKER
1/01/2013 up to NOW!!!


NEGATIVE 11,587.25 DIMES

LANG $10 BETTOR DOWN $115,872.5
(PLUS $1,995 Yearly Fee For Picks x12 = -$139,812.5)


-Lang Past 11+ Years-
2024: NEGATIVE 832 DIMES (01/01/24 to 03/20/24)
2023: NEGATIVE 1,901.25 DIMES
2022: NEGATIVE 1,586.5 DIMES
2021: NEGATIVE 1,524.5 DIMES
2020: POSITIVE* 402.5 DIMES (*NOT A FULL YEAR DUE TO COVID)
2019: NEGATIVE 761.75 DIMES
2018: NEGATIVE 738 DIMES
2017: NEGATIVE 499.5 DIMES
2016: NEGATIVE 2,941.5 DIMES
2015: NEGATIVE 181 DIMES
2014: NEGATIVE 113.75 DIMES
2013: NEGATIVE 929 DIMES

9/01/2007 to 4/16/2010: NEGATIVE** 3,245.7 DIMES (**AS DOCUMENTED BY AL DEMARCO) (NOT INCLUDED IN ABOVE RECORD)
 

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So which small spread does pube head come with? He doesn't mess with 15 and 20 point spreads. Drake seems to make sense, although now a pick em. It's also a late game so he maybe he can get double digit sales.🧐
 

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I will never let the past effect anything I do in the present and/or the future.
The present is this monster 150 dime release in today's Big show.
Today is about putting my big boy pants on and delivering another 150 dime winner.
This release is 6-3 it's last 9 and 15-9 it's last 24. Anyway you slice it, that is making rock solid money.
As for last night, Seton Hall did just enough to win but they only won by 3 in OT as they pretty much slept walked their way through that entire game.
Now on to today.
It's a 150 dime release. It's Oregon and South Carolina. It goes at 4:00 pm EST.
Nothing more to say. Let's get that money.
 

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