The "REAL" Fade Brandon Lang Thread

[PimpyMcPimp]

Speaking of feeling great, that is how I feel about the Saturday round of 4 as I will be handing the world a 200 dime release for only the 6th time in my career in college hoops.

Lang is FEELING GREAT!!!
Why you ask?
Could it be the 332 Dimes he's lost in the NBA this season?
Is it the 509.5 Dimes he's lost in the college hoops regular season?
Or maybe the 303.5 Dimes he's currently down in college hoops tournament action?
Maybe the 431.5 Dimes he's down in the Money Month of March?
Or is it the 671.5 Dimes he's down already in 2023?

No the answer to why Lang is feeling great is that he won a single 200 Dime play last Saturday and that is all that matters and he won't let you forget it!

Scammer Clown Capper Extraordinaire! ?

 

[savage1]

Speaking of feeling great, that is how I feel about the Saturday round of 4 as I will be handing the world a 200 dime release for only the 6th time in my career in college hoops.

Lang is FEELING GREAT!!!
Why you ask?
Could it be the 332 Dimes he's lost in the NBA this season?
Is it the 509.5 Dimes he's lost in the college hoops regular season?
Or maybe the 303.5 Dimes he's currently down in college hoops tournament action?
Maybe the 431.5 Dimes he's down in the Money Month of March?
Or is it the 671.5 Dimes he's down already in 2023?

No the answer to why Lang is feeling great is that he won a single 200 Dime play last Saturday and that is all that matters and he won't let you forget it!

Scammer Clown Capper Extraordinaire! ?

Tremendous-keep up the fantastic record keeping and exposure of this walking abortion!!

 

[sniperpicks]

He lost the Super Bowl too. What a bum. We are lucky he isn’t shopping for 6 feet of rope

 

[RidgeRider]

We'd love to see a pic of Lang at the NIT semi finals or finals but we all know he doesn't have the $20.00 to go to that 2nd rate tourney & he was delivering Uber Eats to all the prostitutes servicing johns all over the city. He also doesn't have a Twitter or Instagram account because he probably has so many people that would love to tell him what a shitty handicapper and person he is. His website doesn't even have a phone number where you can call them with questions or complaints. Life must suck as a life long scammer!

 

[finman13]

He should be easy to find folks. Go show him the record keeping of Pimpy and get a reaction. Some of you say he is doing Uber eats.. can he actually afford a trip to Vegas or does he actually still live there
Public records says he sold his house there.

 

[finman13]

Is anyone near this game? If so, go and find Link. Take a photo. Should be easy to find. A pasty guy with glued on pubes on his head

 

[esulima]

Is anyone near this game? If so, go and find Link. Take a photo. Should be easy to find. A pasty guy with glued on pubes on his head

UAB

 

[RidgeRider]

It looks like Lang sold the house and lives in an apartment in Las Vegas. It shouldn't be hard to find him if he goes to the game tonight because it seemed that no more than 500 people went to the semifinal games. I personally think he's lying. He lies about almost everything.

 

[finman13]

So he is in love with UAB. GO PIONEER WOMAN AND NORTH TEXAS

 

[sniperpicks]

Another awful play. Lang takes FAV loses outright

 

[PimpyMcPimp]

Lang yesterday:
Before we get to the NIT final on Thursday and after watching both games up close and personal, I got your winner.

Lang today:
After being there in person, watching both of these teams up close and personal, I am pretty damn confident I have your winner tonight.

Lang goes with UAB -2 1/2

Time for Lang to blame someone else for the loss and MOVE ON!
Then he will remind everyone that he won a 200 Dime play last Saturday.

Clown Capper ?

 

[PimpyMcPimp]

LANG 2023 BANKROLL
NEGATIVE 754 DIMES

LANG $10 BETTOR DOWN $7,540 (PLUS $1,995 Yearly Fee For Picks = -$9,535)

PAID PICKS: 44-44-1 / 50.0%

-Lang by Month-
DEC 2022: 11-19-1, -1,462 DIMES
JAN: 18-12, +252.5 DIMES
FEB: 13-16, -492.5 DIMES
MAR: 13-16-1, -514 DIMES

-Lang by Week-
WEEK 00: 12/27 to 1/2, (1W-5L) -671.5 DIMES (1W-0L +75 Dimes from 1/1 to 1/2)
WEEK 01: 1/3 to 1/9, (5W-2L) +25 DIMES
WEEK 02: 1/10 to 1/16, (5W-2L) +292.5 DIMES
WEEK 03: 1/17 to 1/23, (3W-4L) -163 DIMES
WEEK 04: 1/24 to 1/30, (3W-4L) -17 DIMES
WEEK 05: 1/31 to 2/6, (3W-4L) -198 DIMES
WEEK 06: 2/7 to 2/13, (4W-4L) -224 DIMES
WEEK 07: 2/14 to 2/20, (3W-4L) -113.5 DIMES
WEEK 08: 2/21 to 2/27, (3W-4L) +53 DIMES
WEEK 09: 2/28 to 3/6, (3W-3L-1P) -185 DIMES
WEEK 10: 3/7 to 3/13, (5W-2L) +156 DIMES
WEEK 11: 3/14 to 3/20, (2W-5L) -293.5 DIMES
WEEK 12: 3/21 to 3/27, (4W-3L) +64 DIMES
WEEK 13: 3/28 to 4/3, (0W-3L) -225.5 DIMES

 

[PimpyMcPimp]

LOSER LANG TRACKER (IN-SEASON SPORTS)

NBA REGULAR SEASON (2022-23)

4-9-1, -332 Dimes

DIME RATINGS

80 DIME: 0-1
75 DIME: 1-2
60 DIME: 0-1-1
40 DIME: 2-3
30 DIME: 1-2

COLLEGE HOOPS REGULAR SEASON (2022-23)

34-34-1, -509.5 Dimes

DIME RATINGS

150 DIME: 0-1
100 DIME: 2-4
80 DIME: 1-2
75 DIME: 1-1
60 DIME: 12-8
50 DIME: 1-7
40 DIME: 5-5
30 DIME: 12-6-1

COLLEGE HOOPS TOURNAMENT ACTION (2023)

5-9, -386 Dimes

DIME RATINGS

200 DIME: 1-0
150 DIME: 0-1
100 DIME: 2-4
75 DIME: 1-2
60 DIME: 0-1
50 DIME: 0-1
30 DIME: 1-0

 

[PimpyMcPimp]

LOSER LANG 10+ YEAR RECORD TRACKER
1/01/2013 up to NOW!!!

NEGATIVE 9,627 DIMES

LANG $10 BETTOR DOWN $96,270 (PLUS $1,995 Yearly Fee For Picks x11 = -$118,215)

-Lang Past 10+ Years-
2023: NEGATIVE 754 DIMES (01/01/23 to 03/30/23)
2022: NEGATIVE 1,586.5 DIMES
2021: NEGATIVE 1,524.5 DIMES
2020: POSITIVE* 402.5 DIMES (*NOT A FULL YEAR DUE TO COVID)
2019: NEGATIVE 761.75 DIMES
2018: NEGATIVE 738 DIMES
2017: NEGATIVE 499.5 DIMES
2016: NEGATIVE 2,941.5 DIMES
2015: NEGATIVE 181 DIMES
2014: NEGATIVE 113.75 DIMES
2013: NEGATIVE 929 DIMES

9/01/2007 to 4/16/2010: NEGATIVE** 3,245.7 DIMES (**AS DOCUMENTED BY AL DEMARCO) (NOT INCLUDED IN ABOVE RECORD)

 

[finman13]

Lord have mercy . This guy is getting BLAZED Up the ass again tonight. Not even close pro analyzer. It's comical how awful of a handicapper and human being this clown is.

 

[finman13]

LANG 2023 BANKROLL
NEGATIVE 754 DIMES

LANG $10 BETTOR DOWN $7,540 (PLUS $1,995 Yearly Fee For Picks = -$9,535)

PAID PICKS: 44-44-1 / 50.0%

-Lang by Month-
DEC 2022: 11-19-1, -1,462 DIMES
JAN: 18-12, +252.5 DIMES
FEB: 13-16, -492.5 DIMES
MAR: 13-16-1, -514 DIMES

-Lang by Week-
WEEK 00: 12/27 to 1/2, (1W-5L) -671.5 DIMES (1W-0L +75 Dimes from 1/1 to 1/2)
WEEK 01: 1/3 to 1/9, (5W-2L) +25 DIMES
WEEK 02: 1/10 to 1/16, (5W-2L) +292.5 DIMES
WEEK 03: 1/17 to 1/23, (3W-4L) -163 DIMES
WEEK 04: 1/24 to 1/30, (3W-4L) -17 DIMES
WEEK 05: 1/31 to 2/6, (3W-4L) -198 DIMES
WEEK 06: 2/7 to 2/13, (4W-4L) -224 DIMES
WEEK 07: 2/14 to 2/20, (3W-4L) -113.5 DIMES
WEEK 08: 2/21 to 2/27, (3W-4L) +53 DIMES
WEEK 09: 2/28 to 3/6, (3W-3L-1P) -185 DIMES
WEEK 10: 3/7 to 3/13, (5W-2L) +156 DIMES
WEEK 11: 3/14 to 3/20, (2W-5L) -293.5 DIMES
WEEK 12: 3/21 to 3/27, (4W-3L) +64 DIMES
WEEK 13: 3/28 to 4/3, (0W-3L) -225.5 DIMES

ROF LMFAO. DOWN THAT MUCH SO SOON. they make movies about legends like this..

 

[RidgeRider]

Had a friend going to the NIT Championship Game last night look for Lang. I told him if he found him and snapped a pic of him I'd send him $250.00. Of course no Lang sighting. He was probably delivering Uber Eats last night. The odds of him going to the NIT Semi's & Finals in person is about as likely he was a star of his high school basketball team & Jerry Tarkanian asked him personally to walk on at UNLV.

 

[savage1]

ROF LMFAO. DOWN THAT MUCH SO SOON. they make movies about legends like this..

I distinctly remember Lang saying a number of years ago after Two For the Money came out, that they only make movies

about winners and never about losers!!! lol

 

[PimpyMcPimp]

All I am going to say about my 75 dime loss on UAB last night is Jordan Walker, the best player on the Blazers ended his career in college basketball "PATHETIC."
The same guy who scored 32 points in the conference tourney win against North Texas missed 4 free throws and turned it over 5 times.
He took twice as many shots as anybody else on the team, most of them forced, missed 8 of the 14 including 3 for 8 from behind the arc.
He was 5-23 against Utah Valley and I didn't think he could play 2 horrible games in a row but he did and down went UAB.
Let's move on.
I have my 4th straight 200 dime winner coming on Saturday. I love this game just as much as #3 in a row last Saturday on UCONN.
I want some winning momentum heading into that Saturday card and I think this NBA winner between the Bulls and Charlotte is exactly what the doctored.
Let's get this winner tonight.

 

[PimpyMcPimp]

Well will you look at that.
Lang blaming somebody else for the loss on his shitty pick and MOVING ON!
Then talking about his 200 Dime play.

Who could have predicted that?