The "REAL" Fade Brandon Lang Thread

[sniperpicks]

thanks LANG right into the red , where you belong

 

[finman13]

Wow! So he took Temple after all. I can't remember the last time he took a double digit basketball dog.. makes sense for him...they beat houston by one, so of course getting double digits was supposed to be an automatic win. ???

 

[savage1]

thanks LANG right into the red , where you belong

I wonder who the whining imbecile is going to blame the loss on tomorrow!!

 

[Tuesday]

Langer!!! Lol

L...O...L..lackingreens...still tryin' to get accepted and fit into this thread...?

 

[Tuesday]

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thanks LANG right into the red , where you belong

FUCK YOU jtroller/lang HA! HA! MAY THE FADE BE WITH YOU
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[PimpyMcPimp]

LANG 2023 BANKROLL
NEGATIVE 15.5 DIMES

LANG $10 BETTER DOWN $155 (PLUS $1,995 Yearly Fee For Picks = -$2,150)

PAID PICKS: 19-16 / 54.2%

-Lang by Month-
DEC 2022: 11-19-1, -1,462 DIMES
JAN: 18-12, +252.5 DIMES
FEB: 1-4, -268 DIMES

-Lang by Week-
WEEK 00: 12/27 to 1/2, (1W-5L) -671.5 DIMES (1W-0L +75 Dimes from 1/1 to 1/2)
WEEK 01: 1/3 to 1/9, (5W-2L) +25 DIMES
WEEK 02: 1/10 to 1/16, (5W-2L) +292.5 DIMES
WEEK 03: 1/17 to 1/23, (3W-4L) -163 DIMES
WEEK 04: 1/24 to 1/30, (3W-4L) -17 DIMES
WEEK 05: 1/31 to 2/6, (2W-4L) -228 DIMES

 

[PimpyMcPimp]

LOSER LANG TRACKER (IN-SEASON SPORTS)

NFL PRE-SEASON (2022-23)

8-5, +58.5 Dimes

DIME RATINGS

75 DIME: 2-1
60 DIME: 1-2
30 DIME: 5-2

NFL REGULAR SEASON (2022-23)

26-23-1, -859 Dimes

DIME RATINGS

200 DIME: 0-1
150 DIME: 1-4
100 DIME: 5-7-1
80 DIME: 0-2
75 DIME: 2-0
60 DIME: 12-5
50 DIME: 0-1
40 DIME: 6-3

NFL PLAYOFFS (2022-23)

5-1, +445 Dimes

DIME RATINGS

200 DIME: 1-0
150 DIME: 1-1
100 DIME: 2-0
60 DIME: 1-0

NBA REGULAR SEASON (2022-23)

3-6-1, -219 Dimes

DIME RATINGS

80 DIME: 0-1
75 DIME: 1-2
60 DIME: 0-0-1
40 DIME: 2-2
30 DIME: 0-1

COLLEGE HOOPS REGULAR SEASON (2022-23)

15-19, -490 Dimes

DIME RATINGS

100 DIME: 0-3
80 DIME: 0-2
75 DIME: 1-0
60 DIME: 7-5
50 DIME: 1-4
40 DIME: 5-4
30 DIME: 1-1

 

[PimpyMcPimp]

LOSER LANG 10+ YEAR RECORD TRACKER
1/01/2013 up to NOW!!!

NEGATIVE 8,888.5 DIMES

LANG $10 BETTER DOWN $88,885 (MINUS $1,995 Yearly Fee For Picks x11 = -$110,830)

-Lang Past 10+ Years-
2023: NEGATIVE 15.5 DIMES (01/01/23 to 02/05/23)
2022: NEGATIVE 1,586.5 DIMES
2021: NEGATIVE 1,524.5 DIMES
2020: POSITIVE* 402.5 DIMES (*NOT A FULL YEAR DUE TO COVID)
2019: NEGATIVE 761.75 DIMES
2018: NEGATIVE 738 DIMES
2017: NEGATIVE 499.5 DIMES
2016: NEGATIVE 2,941.5 DIMES
2015: NEGATIVE 181 DIMES
2014: NEGATIVE 113.75 DIMES
2013: NEGATIVE 929 DIMES

9/01/2007 to 4/16/2010: NEGATIVE** 3,245.7 DIMES (**AS DOCUMENTED BY AL DEMARCO) (NOT INCLUDED IN ABOVE RECORD)

 

[PimpyMcPimp]

Loser Lang, A.K.A., The Clown Capper, doesn't even bother to mention his loss on Sunday, his 3rd loss in a row and 4th of the last 5.
He's too busy suckin' his own dick over his fake Super Bowl record and that shit Hollywood movie where the only true part came when someone pissed on his head.

He released his 200 Dime Super Bowl pick today so he's trying to drum up sales by telling everyone how he's the greatest in the world.
Meanwhile, in the real world, he just went in the red for 2023, which is guaranteed to be just another losing year for the Prince of Piss, Mr. Brandon "Pubehead" Lang.

Fuck you Lang! Here's to your 3rd Super Bowl loss in a row!

 

[RidgeRider]

This week it's all go on his fake Super Bowl record. Just like how he forgets to include his College Basketball and NBA records of late and this year he won't bring up he's lost his last two Super Bowls and spotted himself a 15-0 record which not one person has ever verified.

 

[finman13]

Lol at the above. Anyway, I would point to the canes tonight. Duke coming off rivalry game just 2 days ago..Miami undefeated conference play at home....blah blah blah Lang.
We all still think it's Iggles for Pubehead?

 

[gander1]

Loser Lang, A.K.A., The Clown Capper, doesn't even bother to mention his loss on Sunday, his 3rd loss in a row and 4th of the last 5.
He's too busy suckin' his own dick over his fake Super Bowl record and that shit Hollywood movie where the only true part came when someone pissed on his head.

He released his 200 Dime Super Bowl pick today so he's trying to drum up sales by telling everyone how he's the greatest in the world.
Meanwhile, in the real world, he just went in the red for 2023, which is guaranteed to be just another losing year for the Prince of Piss, Mr. Brandon "Pubehead" Lang.

Fuck you Lang! Here's to your 3rd Super Bowl loss in a row!

A poster on one of the other forums said that Lang gave out the Eagles as his 200 Dime Super Bowl pick. If true, passing on Mahomes with plus points is tough to do.

 

[RidgeRider]

Lang was talking up the Eagles last week. I was about 98% sure he would be on Philadelphia.

 

[finman13]

Gonna be an interesting game. I think it comes down to Hurts and his reads and accuracy..better roster, better line play for Eagles and an incredibly young secondary for chiefs. 2 stud wr for eagles..hurts and eagles have to jump on them and unleash the pass rush. I'll sit this one out and just enjoy the game. Best of luck to all and enjoy the week long banter. May link continue to dig himself another deep hole.

 

[carlitosway]

I saw +1800 ML, didn't bet it...drunk. but damn, talk about getting Lang'd.

He's a MUSH

 

[Buckeyefan80]

Most of the time if you go with better QB and better Coach you will win. Not 100% winner but that’s who I’d take.

 

[sniperpicks]

Back to green for Lang on canes

 

[Tuesday]

Back to green for Lang on canes

Thank you for confirming this anyways Sniper?

 

[XENO]

Someone posted in service okays he was on eagles

 

[proanalyser]

Someone posted in service okays he was on eagles

Of course on the Eagles,, not big fat, food eating, Andy Reid, the coach who cost me a perfect NFL playoff record,with the bachdoor ramrod late fg.