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ANOTHER SITE
Which one exactly? Can you post the link? Asking because I always check this one and BMR and SBR not allowed service plays anymore...
 

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LANG'S PICK: SEATTLE MARINERS -105

Feel good about a Monday winner!!!!!!

Back to the drawing board.
How does Kutter Crawford go into Houston his last start and go 7 innings allowing 1 earned run flat out shit the bed in Kansas City on Sunday????
"I just didn't have command!!!!!!"
Unreal. Just unreal. Welcome to my baseball run where hot pitchers forget how to pitch and cold pitchers look like Nolan Ryan.
30 dimer on this Monday card.
 

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Unreal. Just unreal. Welcome to my baseball run where hot pitchers forget how to pitch and cold pitchers look like Nolan Ryan.

Cry harder you fucking hack!
 

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I think Yankees/Mariners Under 7.5 would be a much better bet :)
 

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LANG says he took the VALUE of seattle , coulda had METS on ML or runline , he doesnt go for team he thinks wil lWIN , value chaser then ........... can they win? coin toss game in his mind
 

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30 dimer ? good thing i ignore his scam numbers , what a loser bum, setting up awful football run, hopefully, total chase mode
 

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He already lost in the first inning lol
 

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Unreal. Just unreal. Welcome to my baseball run where hot pitchers forget how to pitch and cold pitchers look like Nolan Ryan.

Cry harder you fucking hack!
LONG WEEKEND FADE PARADE INCLUDES MONDAYS HA! HA! MAY THE FADE BE WITH YOU:an_dance:
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It's as if teams wait for you to release your pick and then agree to let the opposite team win Lang. How can anyone be this awful at a "job" all these years and still keep it?
 

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Let's just say Hollywood would not have made a movie based on my life as a professional sports handicapper, "Two For the Money," if I wasn't a winner!
"Two For The Money" is all about me, the guy who is 25-4-2 lifetime with his Super Bowl selections!
Understand something right now: I am not going to win every day, every week or every month.
Listen, they only make movies about winners - and that's me!
 

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From following Lang all of these years, one of many things that stands out for me is that he is either too early or too late with his picks.

A good example is last night with betting against the Yankees and on Seattle.

Where was Lang during the five-game losing streak???

I don't recall his betting against them in any of those games!!!

Then all of a sudden out of a clear blue sky because he finally decides that they are reeling, he decides that it is time to go against them.

You saw the sorry result.

It also works the other way with him when he decides to go with/not against the Red Sox against KC as poorly as the Sox have been

playing because some rookie pitcher had a good game previously.

He does this in all sports and is obviously why anyone who has played his games over the years is buried beyond

recognition.

The fact that he openly lies about and twists his records for me puts him in the same class as Stu Feiner, who not surprisingly

was/is one of mentors!!
 

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Does he really have a 25-4-2 record in Super Bowl though?
 

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From following Lang all of these years, one of many things that stands out for me is that he is either too early or too late with his picks.

A good example is last night with betting against the Yankees and on Seattle.

Where was Lang during the five-game losing streak???

I don't recall his betting against them in any of those games!!!

Then all of a sudden out of a clear blue sky because he finally decides that they are reeling, he decides that it is time to go against them.

You saw the sorry result.

It also works the other way with him when he decides to go with/not against the Red Sox against KC as poorly as the Sox have been

playing because some rookie pitcher had a good game previously.

He does this in all sports and is obviously why anyone who has played his games over the years is buried beyond

recognition.

The fact that he openly lies about and twists his records for me puts him in the same class as Stu Feiner, who not surprisingly

was/is one of mentors!!
If anyone hasn't seen Stu Feiner's take on phony Lang, I highly recommend it on you tube,
 

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LANG 2022 BANKROLL
NEGATIVE 1,034 DIMES

LANG $10 BETTER DOWN $10,340
(PLUS $1,995 Yearly Fee For Picks = -$12,335)

PAID PICKS: 108-107-2 / 50.2%

-Lang by Month-

SEP: 14-15, -284.5 DIMES
OCT: 12-16-1, -503 DIMES
NOV: 12-18, -990.5 DIMES
DEC: 15-15, -212.5 DIMES

JAN: 13-17-1, -779.5 DIMES
FEB: 12-16, -395 DIMES
MAR: 19-12, +794 DIMES
APR: 15-15, -221 DIMES
MAY: 17-13-1, -7 DIMES
JUN: 18-12, -83.25 DIMES
JUL: 12-15, -163.75 DIMES
AUG: 2-6, -183 DIMES

-Lang by Week-

WEEK 01: 12/28 to 1/3, (3W-4L) -326 DIMES (1W-2L -62 Dimes from 1/1 to 1/3)
WEEK 02: 1/4 to 1/10, (2W-4L -1P) -110.5 DIMES
WEEK 03: 1/11 to 1/17, (4W-3L) +66 DIMES
WEEK 04: 1/18 to 1/24, (4W-3L) -296 DIMES
WEEK 05: 1/25 to 1/31, (2W-5L) -377 DIMES
WEEK 06: 2/1 to 2/7, (3W-4L) -59 DIMES
WEEK 07: 2/8 to 2/14, (2W-5L) -402.5 DIMES
WEEK 08: 2/15 to 2/21, (3W-4L) -5.5 DIMES
WEEK 09: 2/22 to 2/28, (4W-3L) +72 DIMES
WEEK 10: 3/1 to 3/7, (4W-3L) +100 DIMES
WEEK 11: 3/8 to 3/14, (2W-5L) -240.5 DIMES
WEEK 12: 3/15 to 3/21, (7W-0L) +650 DIMES
WEEK 13: 3/22 to 3/28, (4W-3L) +252 DIMES
WEEK 14: 3/29 to 4/4, (4W-3L) +97.5 DIMES
WEEK 15: 4/5 to 4/11, (6W-1L) +262.5 DIMES
WEEK 16: 4/12 to 4/18, (2W-5L) -271 DIMES
WEEK 17: 4/19 to 4/25, (3W-4L) -157.5 DIMES
WEEK 18: 4/26 to 5/2, (4W-3L) +/-0 DIMES
WEEK 19: 5/3 to 5/9, (3W-3L-1P) +46 DIMES
WEEK 20: 5/10 to 5/16, (4W-3L) -50 DIMES
WEEK 21: 5/17 to 5/23, (4W-3L) +60 DIMES
WEEK 22: 5/25 to 5/30, (4W-3L) -123 DIMES
WEEK 23: 5/31 to 6/6, (2W-5L) -371.5 DIMES
WEEK 24: 6/7 to 6/13, (5W-2L) +188.75 DIMES
WEEK 25: 6/14 to 6/20, (5W-2L) +171.5 DIMES
WEEK 26: 6/21 to 6/27, (4W-3L) -47.5 DIMES
WEEK 27: 6/28 to 7/4, (6W-1L) +351.25 DIMES
WEEK 28: 7/5 to 7/11, (2W-5L) -365 DIMES
WEEK 29: 7/12 to 7/18, (4W-2L) +145 DIMES
WEEK 30: 7/19 to 7/25, (1W-3L) -157 DIMES
WEEK 31: 7/26 to 8/1, (1W-6L) -253 DIMES
WEEK 32: 8/2 to 8/8, (2W-5L) -153 DIMES

-Lang Past 9+ Years-

2021: NEGATIVE 1,524.5 DIMES
2020: POSITIVE* 402.5 DIMES (*NOT A FULL YEAR DUE TO COVID)
2019: NEGATIVE 761.75 DIMES
2018: NEGATIVE 738 DIMES
2017: NEGATIVE 499.5 DIMES
2016: NEGATIVE 2,941.5 DIMES
2015: NEGATIVE 181 DIMES
2014: NEGATIVE 113.75 DIMES
2013: NEGATIVE 929 DIMES

9/01/2007 to 4/16/2010: NEGATIVE** 3,245.7 DIMES (**AS DOCUMENTED BY AL DEMARCO)
 

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LOSER LANG TRACKER (IN-SEASON SPORTS)

MLB REGULAR SEASON (2022)

32-36, -287.5 Dimes

DIME RATINGS

200 DIME: 0-1
150 DIME: 2-2
100 DIME: 6-9
75 DIME: 15-7
60 DIME: 1-2
50 DIME: 5-4
40 DIME: 2-7
30 DIME: 1-4


NFL PRE-SEASON (2022-23)

1-0, +60 Dimes

DIME RATINGS

60 DIME: 1-0
 

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This is without question one of the most important weeks of the year!!!!!!
Forget about Logan Gilbert and his absolutely, god-awful performance last night against the Yankees.
He gave up a season-high in runs and hits and it was the first time in 23 starts on the season he failed to go at least 5 innings.
Gilbert said after the game, "I guess it was a matter of execution." WOW, really???
In this cold streak, I back hot pitchers who forget how to pitch and cold pitchers who pitch like they are Nolan Ryan in his prime.
30 dimer on this Tuesday card.
Have to deliver this week. End of story.
 

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This is without question one of the most important weeks of the year!!!!!!

And why is this week more important than say last week, where you dropped another 153 Dimes? Is it because you used 6 apostrophes?

Have to deliver this week. End of story.

And what happens when you don't deliver? Well I'll tell you... NOTHING!!!!!! You will still continue to churn out your shitty picks and life will go on until you come up with another scammy catch phrase.

You are a clown. You know it. I know it. We all know it.
 

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