The "REAL" Fade Brandon Lang Thread

[finman13]

Haha you got him again good call?

Dude is so predictable. Thanks Tuesday! His marketing is so atrocious .

 

[finman13]

That a boy Lang, don't mention that February was your 6 losing month in a row. Keep pretending you're doing well with your never-ending supply of fake money.

Maybe the greatest gif in the history of gifs. You da man Pimpy

 

[sniperpicks]

USC down 25 at half. Good call Lang

 

[finman13]

USC down 25 at half. Good call Lang

Yep

 

[Tuesday]

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USC down 25 at half. Good call Lang

Yep

WE ALL KNOW WHEN BOTH SBR STOOGES jtroller/lang and ratturd?? PICK THE SAME TEAM - IT'S ALL SYSTEMS GO ON THE OTHER TEAM TO WIN JUST LIKE ARIZONA WON TONIGHT, MAY THE FADE BE WITH YOU
?????????????

 

[PimpyMcPimp]

Lang's 7th losing month in a row off to a great start.

 

[PimpyMcPimp]

LANG 2022 BANKROLL
NEGATIVE 1,218.5 DIMES

LANG $10 BETTER DOWN $12,185 (PLUS $1,995 Yearly Fee For Picks = -$14,180)

PAID PICKS: 25-34-1 / 42.3%

-Lang by Month-

SEP: 14-15, -284.5 DIMES
OCT: 12-16-1, -503 DIMES
NOV: 12-18, -990.5 DIMES
DEC: 15-15, -212.5 DIMES

JAN: 13-17-1, -779.5 DIMES
FEB: 12-16, -395 DIMES
MAR: 0-1, -44 DIMES

-Lang by Week-

WEEK 01: 12/28 to 1/3, (3W-4L) -326 DIMES (1W-2L -62 Dimes from 1/1 to 1/3)
WEEK 02: 1/4 to 1/10, (2W-4L -1P) -110.5 DIMES
WEEK 03: 1/11 to 1/17, (4W-3L) +66 DIMES
WEEK 04: 1/18 to 1/24, (4W-3L) -296 DIMES
WEEK 05: 1/25 to 1/31, (2W-5L) -377 DIMES
WEEK 06: 2/1 to 2/7, (3W-4L) -59 DIMES
WEEK 07: 2/8 to 2/14, (2W-5L) -402.5 DIMES
WEEK 08: 2/15 to 2/21, (3W-4L) -5.5 DIMES
WEEK 09: 2/22 to 2/28, (4W-3L) +72 DIMES
WEEK 10: 3/1 to 3/7, (0W-1L) -44 DIMES

-Lang Past 9+ Years-

2021: NEGATIVE 1,524.5 DIMES
2020: POSITIVE* 402.5 DIMES (*NOT A FULL YEAR DUE TO COVID)
2019: NEGATIVE 761.75 DIMES
2018: NEGATIVE 738 DIMES
2017: NEGATIVE 499.5 DIMES
2016: NEGATIVE 2,941.5 DIMES
2015: NEGATIVE 181 DIMES
2014: NEGATIVE 113.75 DIMES
2013: NEGATIVE 929 DIMES

9/01/2007 to 4/16/2010: NEGATIVE** 3,245.7 DIMES (**AS DOCUMENTED BY AL DEMARCO)

 

[PimpyMcPimp]

LOSER LANG TRACKER (IN-SEASON SPORTS)

NBA REGULAR SEASON (2021-22)

0-3, -132 Dimes

DIME RATINGS

50 DIME: 0-1
40 DIME: 0-1
30 DIME: 0-1

COLLEGE HOOPS REGULAR SEASON (2021-22)

30-33-1, -427.5 Dimes

DIME RATINGS

100 DIME: 3-4
80 DIME: 1-1
75 DIME: 1-3
60 DIME: 5-3
50 DIME: 3-7
40 DIME: 3-2
30 DIME: 8-7
25 DIME: 6-6-1

 

[finman13]

Lang still not up on the website. Probably went on another coke bender last night. Maybe he should contemplate handicapping Indonesian badminton. He sucks at everything else
?

 

[peso012001]

He on Fordham

 

[Tuesday]

He on Fordham

Thank you daily peso for confirming again, GOGOGO Massachusetts

 

[savage1]

Lang still not up on the website. Probably went on another coke bender last night. Maybe he should contemplate handicapping Indonesian badminton. He sucks at everything else
?

Or perhaps handicap/wager on the over/under as to how many men his soon to be ex-wife is going to "service" on a given day in order to

pay the rent and meet expenses!!!

 

[PimpyMcPimp]

LANG'S PICK: FORDHAM +4

Well, when a team no-shows, a team no-shows, and that is exactly what the 25-5 USC Trojans did last night getting blown out at home by Arizona 91-71.
Take that loss like a man and go about my Wednesday.
After delivering big Saturday for the 2nd straight week with Middle Tennessee State leading wire to wire in the 17-point blowout of Western Kentucky 69-52, frustrating to drop 3 in a row.
Thursday's 80 dimer on Murray State by 33 over Belmont with a 50 dime winner Friday on Penn State (-1 1/2) by 7 over Northwester and the 100 dime win on Saturday.
Today I look to get back on track. Simple is that.
March Madness is officially here.
The last 2 years I have been absolutely deadly in college basketball in March. I mean, flat out deadly.
Time to get back on track with another winner today.
Let's goooooo.

 

[Tuesday]

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He on Fordham

MAY THE FADE BE WITH YOU
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[PimpyMcPimp]

 

[proanalyser]

CANT TAKE IT ANYMORE

 

[PimpyMcPimp]

LANG 2022 BANKROLL
NEGATIVE 1,251.5 DIMES

LANG $10 BETTER DOWN $12,515 (PLUS $1,995 Yearly Fee For Picks = -$14,510)

PAID PICKS: 25-35-1 / 41.6%

-Lang by Month-

SEP: 14-15, -284.5 DIMES
OCT: 12-16-1, -503 DIMES
NOV: 12-18, -990.5 DIMES
DEC: 15-15, -212.5 DIMES

JAN: 13-17-1, -779.5 DIMES
FEB: 12-16, -395 DIMES
MAR: 0-2, -77 DIMES

-Lang by Week-

WEEK 01: 12/28 to 1/3, (3W-4L) -326 DIMES (1W-2L -62 Dimes from 1/1 to 1/3)
WEEK 02: 1/4 to 1/10, (2W-4L -1P) -110.5 DIMES
WEEK 03: 1/11 to 1/17, (4W-3L) +66 DIMES
WEEK 04: 1/18 to 1/24, (4W-3L) -296 DIMES
WEEK 05: 1/25 to 1/31, (2W-5L) -377 DIMES
WEEK 06: 2/1 to 2/7, (3W-4L) -59 DIMES
WEEK 07: 2/8 to 2/14, (2W-5L) -402.5 DIMES
WEEK 08: 2/15 to 2/21, (3W-4L) -5.5 DIMES
WEEK 09: 2/22 to 2/28, (4W-3L) +72 DIMES
WEEK 10: 3/1 to 3/7, (0W-2L) -77 DIMES

-Lang Past 9+ Years-

2021: NEGATIVE 1,524.5 DIMES
2020: POSITIVE* 402.5 DIMES (*NOT A FULL YEAR DUE TO COVID)
2019: NEGATIVE 761.75 DIMES
2018: NEGATIVE 738 DIMES
2017: NEGATIVE 499.5 DIMES
2016: NEGATIVE 2,941.5 DIMES
2015: NEGATIVE 181 DIMES
2014: NEGATIVE 113.75 DIMES
2013: NEGATIVE 929 DIMES

9/01/2007 to 4/16/2010: NEGATIVE** 3,245.7 DIMES (**AS DOCUMENTED BY AL DEMARCO)

 

[PimpyMcPimp]

LOSER LANG TRACKER (IN-SEASON SPORTS)

NBA REGULAR SEASON (2021-22)

0-3, -132 Dimes

DIME RATINGS

50 DIME: 0-1
40 DIME: 0-1
30 DIME: 0-1

COLLEGE HOOPS REGULAR SEASON (2021-22)

30-34-1, -460.5 Dimes

DIME RATINGS

100 DIME: 3-4
80 DIME: 1-1
75 DIME: 1-3
60 DIME: 5-3
50 DIME: 3-7
40 DIME: 3-2
30 DIME: 8-8
25 DIME: 6-6-1

 

[dingdongkingkong]

this dumbass is DONE; He's below a coin flip 50% win % for fucks sake; Draftkings should run a promo if you bet Turd Langs picks, we'll double it IF you (ever) win ?

hes on his last legs, no wife/asian mail order bride, no job, no house, no picks.....his NBA finals pick might be/should be guaranteed by him with a russian roulette gun in his mouth lol

maybe they should make another movie about him, From Rags to Ratchet ? An Epic Tale of Shitty Handicapping

What an example of a lifelong American degenerate Loser

 

[sniperpicks]

I am great in March. I own March ~ Lang


These emoji in honor of Lang’s Cash to ASH Wednesday


Losers Feb 28. March 1 and March 2